#CumTown

[wroughtcharms]

💌i built the hamster cage and the tubes are too small for me💌

i sewed this whole outfit in two hours so i could wear it to see mitski the next day!

[punishedsaints]

[bitangaprinceza]

Probably late to be doing this now but my predictions for this year are:

>Bo burnham gets cancelled ( he's had it too good for too long)

>Serbia gets a famous femme lesbian

>Nick mullen gets married to a woman

>John mulaney redeems himself in the public eye

Also i get more sleep and i get fluent in german

[lillyrosedeppsciggarate]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

The Adam Friedland Show is a good podcast

[antisolanum]

They one hundred percent should hire Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland to be the talk radio people in GTA6.

[huntress-s-thompson]

Incredible things are happening in WWE 2k14

[laptopfag]

important meeting

weirdly full circle and terminally online moment for me

[primitive---violence]

If nick mullen played magic his name would be nick mulligan

[wroughtcharms]

i'm speaking the kings english, but my king is dyslexic

[rusty-mullenford]

DNI

cisgender white women

non-muslim, transgender black men

adam friedland

jewish bros for kamala

palestinian chicks for trump

people offended by the word "chicks"

neil degrasse tyson apologists

fans of the red scare podcast

BASIC INFO: - at the end of the day, this is just a blog about being gay with your dad - dudes rock - chicks rock - chicks with dicks rock harder - dedicated to unraveling the threads behind the 1998 mega lo mart explosion and the 2007 murder of the benoit family at the hands of neil degrasse tyson.

[cowgirliee]

my boyfriend and his imaginary boyfriend Nick Mullen

[crumpulawn]

The Adam Friedland show with guest Tom holland

[cockhell]

You know I had to make some for my boyss

[teathattast]

UFO shot down by the US in Cumtown, Alaska

[tales-of-a-wallflower-swiftie]

crucify me daddy (or how I learned to stop giving a shit about celebrities relationships and focus on the nu cold war) *insert edgy title here by Fall Out Boy* - a rant with love

So TTPD has finally graced us with it's presence and it's an amazing album. It's a mix of Folklore + Speak Now + Reputation + Midnights in one bundle. Will have to give it a few more listens before I can decide my personal favorites but Clara Bow has been stuck in my head quite a lot.

Now... elephant in the room. I am a fan of The 1975 but I am not a Matty Healy apologist by any means. Do I think he's a racist, fuck no! If so, why are pretty much all of The 1975's work r'n'b based and has a black influence and collaborations with ethnic artists. He's not dancing in a KKK outfit or anything or wearing blackface or beating up a Pakistani kid or . Why are the many artists he's supported over the years people of color or *coughs* ASIAN! FOR FUCKS SAKE HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND IS BLACK AND WAS A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE TO WHICH HE SUPPORTED AND STOOD UP FOR EVEN GIVEN HIS SICKENING PORN TASTE!

Do I think he's a twat and an idiot who sticks his foot firmly in his mouth a lot and says and does a lot without thinking, YES! The whole Love It If We Made It incident which started the entire Matty hate mob was an honest ill thought mistake. He shouldn't have shared his own song during his BLM post, I agree. It was fairly cringe for him to kiss the gay fan and put a target on that fans back but his heart was in the right place in calling out the bullshit in the eastern areas against stuff like this.

Cum Town helped Matty through his rehab and in return he was invited as a guest to which he joined in on some edgy jokes about Ice Spice and shared his porn taste of the hardcore variety like most men watch. The episode was out for many months prior to the news of them getting together however the psycho swifties wanted any ammunition to cause a fandom jihad.

So to no one's surprise, I was expecting at least a few Matty mentions. Boy was I in for a treat. Peter, But Daddy I Love Him, The Tortured Poets Department among others.

But kudos to Taylor for actually sticking up for herself and Matty during But Daddy I Love Him. I loved Taylor before but I completely adore her for having the guts to say to those parasocial dicks who thinks everything is a coded message or an easter egg, enough is fucking enough

"I'll tell you something right now I'd rather burn my whole life down Than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' I'll tell you something 'bout my good name It's mine alone to disgrace I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing"

It sickens me to see some of Swifties wish death, rape, bus crashes, , overdoses on Matty and his family. She chose to be with him, she wasn't shotgun wedding or married off to him and fuck me, imagine genuinely liking someone once you get to know them and not look at the edgy stuff they said online... crazy am i right?

Look what happened to Mac Miller, Ari's fans launched a crusade against him and he ended up doing himself in because of it

You know we're going to be nuked soon anyway... china, russia, israel or even if Trump gets re-elected. Mexico is over run with videos of people getting their faces cut off and Logan, Jake and KSI sell poison to kids and have yet to be assassinated. Life's too short to care about the relationship of two celebrities. Go touch grass, go milk a horse blindfolded, go kick a hornets nest, go burn yourself alive in front of Trump tower. Be a decent human being stop fixating on relationships of the stars

#staygay