#Crystal Kaur

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Here she is ! @readiculous99

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CRYSTAL CHIBI???!??!!

Ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

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Second hand embarrassment part 3

Characters: Crystal Kaur, Yronica Ayala, Kyle Wolfe and Wren Harris (Twisted Timeline!)

Pt 1, 2 Mentioned/featuring: Amari Taymiyyah, Slasher (Main Timeline), Serena Wolfe, Arlo Flores

TW: Insults, stinky, bear trip injuries Crystal Kaur

-There's one person that Crystal reminded them to take a shower.

-Amari.

-Like everytime he went downed, only she smells him and covers her nose.

-"I think you need a shower..." "Bruh-" -Crystal was like "Omfg, this dude is like Robert Pattinson" - Either she gets cursed with every Killers who tries to remove her buff or she place her crystal on the floor only the killer immediately went to the area. Yronica Ayala

-Only becomes a meatshield/karmashield

-When she tries to use other survivors as her "protector" only the killer didn't let her slide in only she insults every survivors she sees or a killer.

-"God! You were supposed to be my SHIELD! Not mine you stupid piece of sh-"

-"Agh! Are you even TRYING at all?! Why using me!"

-"You never shut UP do you?!"

-"You were SUPPOSED to be my meatshield! Not me!" -"Can you STOP whining?!"

-"You are stupid just like a damn small rock!"

-If someone gave her a humble pie, she'll be purely flabbergasted.

-She just ran out of her words.

Kyle Wolfe

-Press "F" to respect

-One time when he's fixing the gen to power up the gates only a survivor stepped on his bear trap, shrieks in pain which Kyle immediately stop when he's doing and tries to untrap it from the survivor's leg.

-If it's Serena who stepped on it, he immediately either getting scolded by her or immediately removes it from its grasp.

-Killers either facepalmed or shaking their head in pure disbelief that survivors stepped on it.

-Apologizes profusely to every survivors who stepped on it.

Wren Harris

-Majority of survivors except Anais and Tabitha would've back away from him everytime he goes to their gens just to stack it up more.

-He's so confused when someone like Arlo backing away from him.

-"What did I do?"

-Unless someone tells him that his counterpart is a Killer with a smiley mask.

-Is the one who stepped on Kyle's trap -He's confused why would others didn't want to talk to him until confused Kelvin told him that's him with a mask only he BECOMES so shocked that his sleepy eyes went widen.

-"Huh?? ME?"

-He also apologizes to Kyle for stepping his bear trap

-Also his other self

-Even when seeing Slasher cause him to loathe his weaker self only Twisted! Wren freaks out.

-Mistaken Arlo for Tabitha

[wonyhearts777]

My favorite Youtube channels for self improvement:

Fayefilms:

Amazing study tips, the first study tuber I ever watched >.<

Jun Yuh

Again, amazing for students

TheWizardLiz

She has a video for practically any mental distress u might be going through and we stan her for it.

Tam Kaur

She's like the big sis I never had. She'll make u become ur best self trust me.

Simonesquared

Like a youtube bestie helping u through life. She's an icon.

Persephonesmind

She's helped me learn so much about myself and I genuinely find her advice really helpful.

That's all for today, loves.

Make sure you love you.

I love you ♡

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Kidd Pivot: Assembly Hall - STEPS / Theater 11 03.05.2024

Kidd Pivot: Assembly Hall - STEPS / Theater 11 03.05.2024 #steps24 #crystalpite #jonathonyoung #kiddpivot #tanz #assemblyhall #vorstellungsbesprechung #theater11

Wohl eines der Highlights am Steps Festival 2024: “Assembly Hall”, die neue Produktion von KIDD PIVOT – dem Ensemble der kanadischen Tänzerin und Choreographin CRYSTAL PITE – die in Zusammenarbeit mit dem Autor JONATHON YOUNG entstanden ist. Grossartig! Continue reading Kidd Pivot: Assembly Hall – STEPS / Theater 11 03.05.2024

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a complete (and ever-evolving) list of the many titles of mr. henley whispers

because Henry Shields is a genius and all of this deserves to be documented

Henley Whispers

aka the Turbulent Wind

aka the Storm Before the Calm

aka Lithe Spirit

aka Lord of the Prance

aka Bowfingerer

aka the Bark Knight

aka Work Hard Fae Hard

aka Coyote Handsome

aka Tree Weird

aka the Gorse Whisperer

aka the Arrow-ma Therapist

aka Aragorn-al Activity

aka Quiver Phoenix

aka Jack of All Trades, Master of All Trades

aka Tree Willy

aka Dave Fern

aka Soft-Core Faun-ography

aka Forest Whitaker

aka Notorious Tree-IG

aka Mr. Yumnus

aka Ranger Danger

aka Lust of Wind

aka Parry Hotter

aka Pollen Farrell

aka The Wood, The Bard and the Smugly

aka the Longest Bard

aka Daft Skunk

aka Brodo Swaggins

aka Dismay in a Ranger

aka Harriet Shrubman

aka Jeffrey Archer

aka Fen Diagram

aka Look Who’s Tolkien

aka Fennel May Care

aka the Grass Samurai

aka Chloro-Phil Spector

aka Woody Allen

aka Thelonius Trunk

aka the Moss Adjuster

aka See No Weevil

aka the Branch Manager

aka the Flower of Hotland

the ✨ rhymes ✨:

human ranger, damage dealer, story weaver, owl deceiver

human ranger, goblin killer, pale ale swiller, dream journal filler

human ranger, rabble rouser, full of heart, devoid of trouser

human ranger, hidden stranger, friend of danger, dark avenger

human ranger, expert juggler, against the chains which bind us struggler

human ranger, loot stringer, shameless swinger, on da funk bringer

human ranger, check bouncer, espresso mispronouncer 

human ranger, rule flouter, truth spouter, earthworm doubter

human ranger, poker player, that which others won’t say sayer

human ranger, trendsetter, otter petter, in-joke getter

human ranger, blame dodger, advertising for a lodger

human ranger, cheeky chancer, always-on-the-off-beat dancer

human ranger, truth spinner, under-7s judo winner

human ranger, time waster, different brands of water taster

human ranger, hog roaster, subtle boaster, party ghoster 

human ranger, crystal healer, your-layers-like-an-onion peeler

human ranger, hell raiser, into-the-abyss gazer

human ranger, lithe linguist, sensual astrologist

human ranger, bugbear wrestler, established-societal-norm questioner

human ranger, tune hummer, every-known-fear overcomer

human ranger, knowledge gleaner, has the grass that’s always greener

human ranger, deer consumer, vole beguiler, badger groomer

human ranger, havoc wreaker, noted after dinner speaker

human ranger, cattle roper, inter-species interloper

human ranger, prey pouncer, fearless fighter, local counselor

deer stalker, fox glover, the one you’re with lover

black run skier, caged bird freer, the-change-you-want-to-see-in-the-world be-er

human ranger, eldritch blaster, surreptitious podcaster

human ranger, villain injurer, power broker, serial milliner

human ranger, wild reaver, what-a-tangled-web-we-weaver

human ranger, seed sower, flower goer, the-distance goer

human ranger, head turner, butter churner, bridge burner

human ranger, shameless liar, rule defier, hair dyer

human ranger, misbehav-er, always-against-the-grain shaver

human ranger, beast enrager, strong orator, up-upstager

human ranger, owlbear slayer, soothsayer, the-field player

human ranger, quick-quip punner, villain stunner, long-con runner

human ranger, heedless cur, own-job-interview saboteur

human ranger, of-wind guster, no-one truster, goat buster

human ranger, slightly odd, wistful, winsome beetle god

human ranger, well-worn traveler, yarn spinner, peascods gatherer

human ranger, daring dazzler, risk taker, mystery raveler

TRUE FACTS ABOUT HENLEY:

he believes that any bird singing in the forest is doing it specifically for him (and birds don’t sing when he’s not there)

he trims his pubic hair into the word “shazam”

he keeps a dream journal (but if he has a nightmare, he ignores it and makes up something nice)

he writes really bad poetry (short, broken sentences, “rupi kaur style”)

he’s been using Ghoul’s Gruel as anti-aging cream (it doesn’t work)

his spirit animal is himself

he pronounces espresso like “ethpretho”

he has a bad feeling about worms in general

he howls at the moon

he pretends to understand all inside jokes

he’s very concerned about the mortgage repayments on his house

he always dances on the off beat in order to stand out in the club

he’s the reigning champion of the under-7s judo competition in his local area

he can tell the difference between brands of water (and he has very strong opinions about them)

he leaves parties without telling people and then comes back in disguise to talk about the fact that he left

he uses healing crystals

he gazes into the abyss until it gazes back because he wants the attention

he uses “sensual astrology” to try and seduce people

he has every known fear (the exposure therapy backfired)

he shaves (against the grain) with a sword (your hair doesn’t grow in hell. he does it anyway.)

he always has the greenest grass (he steals any grass he sees that’s greener than his own)

he runs a grooming business for badgers (“what does he get in return from the badgers?” “…friends”)

he’s an accomplished after-dinner speaker

he tried to hibernate with badgers and they kicked him out

he majored in drawing in sand with sticks

he’s a bed wetter

he always bets all in when playing poker

he is a leading member of the “pithy council” (it’s just him and a ferret getting together to recite pithy sayings)

he will love the one YOU’RE with (aka sleep with your wife)

when someone asks him a difficult question, he turns and runs

he thinks he’s been leaving episodes of a podcast called “whispers on the air” in various rocks and twigs on their journey, but he doesn’t have the spell for it so he’s just been talking to inanimate objects

he has an unhealthy obsession with hats

he sleeps in a web

he invented a kind of long distance running called long distance fleeing (26 miles = safety)

he burns every bridge he crosses

henley (a natural blonde) dyes his hair blonde (his natural hair color) so people will think he has grays because he’s older and more mature than he really is

he must always be upstaging someone

he has an inexplicable hatred of goats and, similarly, an inexplicable love of sea turtles

he has been acting as the god for a family of beetles (he can give you seed)

[thedivided]

Gabrielle Cole - tracking device

Jack Sato - stealthy

Elijah Songaa - breathrough

Seoung Kwan - spiritual connection

Makoto Shizuka - shortcut

Cora Madden - investigative eye

Adriana Penn - self control

Yara Valle - second wind

Taylor Dalton - good teacher

Callum - team spirit

Yronica (( I forgot how to spell her last name )) - egocentric leech

Eman Attia - evanesce

Aaaqil Che - adaptability

Amari Tamiyyah - vagrants trick

Emery Rivera - disappearing act

Jun Inagaki - tough

Eiji Inagaki - old camera

Chaoxing Lai - xingxings mic

Gavin Prescott - gavins pistol

Becca Prescott - sole survivor

Rayner Byrne - rayner's shield

Crosby Aldrich - royal rule

Serena 'Sera' Vera - smooth skating

Jonas Weber - sanity soda

Nami Deng - hard times

Mamo Ikaika - mamos bat

Dakota Nicole - flame spray

Crystal Kaur - clear quartz

Sanjana Dewan - quiet steps

Kelvin Mars - sonar dart (( ? ))

Arlo Flores - healers touch

Iris Daley - pot of life

Saadiya Ali - course control

Anais Desir (( ? )) - complete control

Kiara Cruz - life of the party (( ? ))

Sarah - lone wolf

Yvonne Kojo - fight or flight (( ??? ))

Elizabeth Payne - self assurance

Lyndon Davenport - rauhm

Dante Fontana-Rosa - plane of elysium

Serena Wolfe - hunters instinct

Kyle Wolfe - bear trap

Yeona Jeung - obsessed

Yan Tian - detection machine

Ryder - detail oriented

Riley West - cheap thrill

Dae-Jung Pak - charm

Dakari Bowens - heal gun

Tabitha Harris - maternal instinct

Wren Harris - menial work

Parker - triple mocktail

Nathan Reyes - wits end

Emil - inspire

Evelyn Maurelle - dirty work

I can also name a few killer abilites

Werewolf - feral rage (active) / the hunt (passive)

Polluted - oil trail (active) / corruption consumes (passive)

ghost - blood phase (active) / sixth sense (passive)

Principal - extended strike (active) / hall pass (passive)

Showstopper - foul play (active)

Apostate - salvation (passive)

Watcher - watchful eye (active)

Janitor - worked ground (active) / no escape (passive)

Experiment - deep terror (active) / aftershock (passive??)

Surgeon - swift strikes (active) / surgical precision (passive)

Idol - you're mine (active) / obsessive nature (passive)

Host - ice trap (active)

Unforgotten - malefic shadows (active) / manifest (passive?)

Android - technological eye (active) / automation (passive)

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NERDD

ill list off what i remember, using the same list as you but some grouped together. Ill also only list what actually brought them to the mist

Gabrielle - tried making a ghost tracker gone wrong

Jack - last delivery of the night gone wrong

Elijah - only survivor of a camp massacre caused by banshee

Seoung - messed up a ritual and summoned ghost?

Makoto - fell asleep on a subway while going to a new job

Cora - all i remember is she was skeptical of people? and she lost her mom i think

Adrianna - dont remember, ive read it though

Yara - havent read it

Taylor - havent read it

Callum, Yronica, Aaaqil, Eman - detention, almost got killed by principal?

Amari - plane crash

Emery - pushed into the mist by showstopper

Jun - forgot

Eiji - forgot

Chaoxing - havent read, i think she disappeared while going offstage at a concert? Yara or Taylor followed her i think idk….

Gavin + Parker - car crash?

Becca - babysitting job turned final girl situation

Rayner - sentenced for execution, disappeared

Crosby - smth to do with rayners

Sera - havent read

Jonas - contacted by a company?

Nami - havent read

Mamo - bus crash??

Dakota - forgot

Crystal - forgot

Sanjana - got sweeped away by the mist while monitoring it?

Kelvin - sweeped away by mist before sanjana(all i remember)

Arlo - fell asleep in a library or smth

Iris - forgot

Saadiya - forgot

Anais - dad died when she thought she found love? got taken by mist while grieving

Kiara - escaped the party her alternate timeline self got kidnapped at

Sarah - got tossed into a lake??

Yvonne - framed? disappeared in a prison riot

Elizabeth - framed?? disappeared in a prison riot?

Lyndon - forgot

Dante - speared through the chest while sending out an SOS signal

Serena and Kyle - dad got killed by werewolf on a hunting trip

Yeona - went to look in STAR*STRUCKs dorm gone wrong

Yan and Nathan - partially forgot, all i remember is Yan’s dad got killed by an enemy organization

Ryder - didnt read

Riley - skydiving gone wrong

Dae - came back to dorm to see Ye-Jun’s confrontation gone wrong

DAKARI💙💙💙💙 - boat got punctured, he thought it was an injured marine animal. Came back w/ healing gun to find the boat top empty and a polluted fish creature

Tabitha - forgot

Wren - forgot

Emil - bled out in a protest turned riot?

Evelyn - didnt read

NOW. For killers

Werewolf - parents got mauled by a pack of wolves and he got bit, turned into a ww and killed serena and kyles dad

Polluted - lost his mom to pollution, pretty sure he washed up on a shore at one point

Ghost - kidnapped from a party. Tried escaping her captors on christmas(?) and got killed

Principal - lost his daughter because of yronica, tried killing her and her group

Show - forgot

Apostate - drowned in a lake?

Watcher - all i remember is hes a terrorist for attention

Janitor - killed by principal?

Experiment - didnt read

Surgeon - forgot

Idol - got confronted gone wrong

Host - containment breach????

Unforgotten - purely made of hatred of humans

Android - killed someone i think

Stalker - pushed sarah into a lake?

Voidskulk - got infected by a thing that killed her godfather or uncle or wtv

Warden - i think he got electrocuted to death in a prison riot

Empress - betrayed and beheaded

Stareater - hit by a shooting star

Possessed - near same as seoung, got possessed by an evil spirit instead

Banshee - killed herself to reunite with her sister? massacred elijahs camp

Boss - forgot

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MWM and MWF over 25 please?!

Males: A.J Saudin, Alex Landi, Avan Jogia, Charles Melton, Chase Stokes, Dacre Montgomery, Diego Boneta, Grant Gustin, Jacob Anderson, Jacob Artist, Jacob Elordi, Kieth Powers, Kiowa Gordon, Lucien Laviscount, Ncuti Gatwa, Rafael Silva, Ronen Rubinstein, Sean Teale, Aaron Tviet, Brant Daugherty, Ben Levin, Brian Michael Smith, Casey Diedrick, Chace Crawford, Charles Michael Davis, D.J Cotrona, Dan Levy, Daniel Sharman, David Castaneda, Jay Hayden, JD Pardo, Jesse Williams, Michael B Jordan, Michael Trevino, Nicholas Galitzine, Taylor Zakhar-Perez, Ryan Gosling, Theo James, Steven R. McQueen, Eric Dane, Joe Manganiello, Pedro Pascal, Sean Maguire, Torrance Coombs, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Females: Adeline Rudolph, Amy Adams, Bianca Lawson, Carla Gugino, Charlize Theron, Danai Gurira, Katheryn Winnick, Lana Parrilla, Laverne Cox, Maggie Q, Alex Daddario, Amber Stevens-West, Brenda Song, Brianne Howey, Candice Patton, Cobie Smulders, Crystal Reed, Daniella Pineda, Nina Dobrev, Candice King, Kat Graham, Emily VanCamp, Hannah Simone, Julia Jones, Karla Souza, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Maiara Walsh, Meaghan Rath, Meagan Tandy, Natalie Morales, Nicola Coughlan, Parveen Kaur, Rose Leslie, Shay Mitchell, Tessa Thompson, Madelyn Cline, Amber Midthunder, Anya Taylor Joy, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Florence Pugh, Cierra Ramirez.

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tysm for the tag <333 @ivesterrarium

nickname: ari

height: tall (5’9 ish)

the last thing i googled: the artful dodger (i was trying to figure out where to watch it pls)

amount of sleep: idk maybe 7-8 hours?

dream job: prob a writer or artist (unattainable at the moment but i can dream)

favorite song: it depends on my mood? but washing machine heart by mitski is always on my mind so

movie/book that summarizes me: prob tmr! it’s always been close to my heart

favorite instrument: either piano or guitar

aesthetic: oooo idk? maybe cottagecore or like indie??

favorite authors: i have so many?? nicholas sparks,, rupi kaur,, those are the first two that popped in my head

random fun fact: i love crystals and stones and i have a massive collection on my window sill

[zee-the2nd]

: Crystal Kaur! The foreseer

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Episode 182 - Lyric Poetry

This episode we’re talking about the format of Lyric Poetry! We talk about reading poetry out loud, translation, French Canadian dialects, and more!

You can download the podcast directly, find it on Libsyn, or get it through Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or your favourite podcast delivery system.

In this episode

Anna Ferri | Meghan Whyte | Matthew Murray | Jam Edwards

Things We Read (or tried to…)

Entre Rive and Shore by Dominique Bernier-Cormier

Let Us Believe in the Beginning of the Cold Season: Selected Poems by Forugh Farrokhzad, translated by Elizabeth T. Gray Jr

Ledger: Poems by Jane Hirshfield

Rapture by Carol Ann Duffy

Goldenrod: Poems by Maggie Smith 

Good Bones: Poems by Maggie Smith 

Alive At The End Of The World by Saeed Jones

The World Keeps Ending, and the World Goes on by Franny Choi 

No Matter the Wreckage by Sarah Kay 

White Pine: Poems and Prose Poems by Mary Oliver

Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in Her Head by Warsan Shire

Le premier coup de clairon pour réveiller les femmes immorales by Rachel McCrum

The Hurting Kind by Ada Limón

The Arkansas Testament by Derek Walcott 

Alive at the End of the World by Saeed Jones

Other Media We Mentioned

The Bronze Horseman by Alexander Pushkin

19 Ways of Looking at Wang Wei: With More Ways by Eliot Weinberger

The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

“The Fish” by Elizabeth Bishop

When We Were Very Young by A. A Milne

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein  

The Inferno of Dante: A New Verse Translation by Dante Alighieri, translated by Robert Pinsky

All Def Poetry 

milk and honey by rupi kaur

One Piece by Eiichiro Oda

Trailer for Netflix show

“Poetry Is Not a Luxury” by Audre Lorde (pdf)

Links, Articles, and Things

Lyric poetry (Wikipedia)

The Writer's Block

The Midnight Library: Episode 001 - Halloween Poetry

Chiac (Wikipedia)

Plasco Building (Wikipedia)

30 Recent Poetry Collections by BIPOC Authors

Every month Book Club for Masochists: A Readers’ Advisory Podcasts chooses a genre at random and we read and discuss books from that genre. We also put together book lists for each episode/genre that feature works by BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, & People of Colour) authors. All of the lists can be found here.

This booklist features books from BIPOC poets published in the past three years.

Chrome Valley by Mahogany L. Browne

Feast by Ina Cariño

Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced an Emergency by Chen Chen

Girls That Never Die: Poems by Safia Elhillo

Content Warning: Everything by Akwaeke Emezi

I Do Everything I'm Told by Megan Fernandes

Living Nations, Living Words: An Anthology of First Peoples Poetry edited by Joy Harjo

Song of my Softening by Omotara James

Spells, Wishes, and the Talking Dead / Mamaht́wisiwin, Pakos̊yimow, Nikihci-́niskot́ṕn : Poems by Wanda John-Kehewin

Burning Like Her Own Planet by Vandana Khanna

Phantom Pain Wings by Kim Hyesoon, translated by Don Mee Choi

Bianca by Eugenia Leigh

Finna by Nate Marshall

Slam Coalkan Performance Poetry: The Condor and the Eagle Meet edited by Jennifer Murrin

God Themselves by Jae Nichelle

You Are Only Just Beginning: Lessons for the Journey Ahead by Morgan Harper Nichols

I’m Always So Serious by Karisma Price

Homie by Danez Smith

Blood Snow by dg nanouk okpik

Promises of Gold/Promesas de Oro by José Olivarez with translation by David Ruano

That Was Now, This is Then by Vijay Seshadri

it was never going to be okay by jaye simpson

Dark Testament by Crystal Simone Smith

Unshuttered: Poems by Patricia Smith

Falling Back in Love with Being Human: Letters to Lost Souls by Kai Cheng Thom

Femme in Public by Alok Vaid-Menon

Time Is a Mother by Ocean Vuong

Find Her. Keep Her. by Renaada Williams

Rupture Tense by Jenny Xie

From From by Monica Youn

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@lavendaers said : i’m still thinking, but can i reserve vex'ahlia and get some fc suggestions?

sure thing! vex'ahlia de rolo is now reserved for l until 7/19 at 9:04 am est! and thank you to admin aria for these, but for vex, you might consider: candice patton, melisa pamuk, phoebe tonkin, priscilla quintana, janet montgomery, natasha liu bordizzo, parveen kaur, adelaide kane, christian serratos, gemma chan, lindsey morgan, or crystal reed!

[dukeofriven]

I'll be honest I know I'm supposed to be outraged here but in the absence of hard numbers I have no reason to agree with premise that he's lying. He didn't say 'we've never cancelled good shows' or 'critical darlings' or 'shows that did gangbusters among gay people on Tumblr,' he said successful, which in his dronish corporate soullessness probably just means 'consistently gets X million viewers in Y amount of time for less than Z dollars an episode' where X is likely a value that is higher than just gay people on Tumblr and Y is a few weeks and then Z is not Stranger Things money how did we not reign that in. If people think I'm harping on that point it's because I remember when Sense8 was cancelled and Tumblr collectively lost its shit because it was so popular and everyone they knew watched it. But by 'so popular' they meant 'with internet reviewers they liked on the AvClub' and by 'everyone they knew watched it' they meant the surprisingly niche and insular demographic that is their Tumblr dash. Let me put it in perspective: the most-watch television program in American the last few years has been Yellowstone, a television program that never once grabbed Tumblr's attention—and you know this because if you search the tag its at least even-odds that people making are as many Tumblr posts about Yellowstone-the-Park rather than the TV show. If you use Tumblr, and especially stay on your own curated dash, as a metric, stastically 'nobody's watching Yellowstone.' But they did. In the millions. It did gang busters. But Tumblr had no reaction to it—largely because, for it to do big numbers of the kind streamers want, it was a show that was straight, kinda reactionary, and the Tumblr collective doesn't have a parasocial obsession with Kevin Costner (and why should they it's not 1998 any more). Yellowstone gets big numbers, critical Tumblr darlings usually don't. Shirley Lumpbuckin of Milwaukee and her gals pals got together to drink plonk and watch The Bachelor, not Sense8. Chuck Brodude and his coveted 18-24 demographic broskis watched Game of Thrones, not Galavant. This year Sanjay "I'm not going to make a name joke here" Kaur ditched Disney+ the moment they stopped airing cricket and didn't give a shit about... let me google if there was any queer content in the new Willow... yeah, he wasn't watching Willow. The Dark Crystal: Implied Puppet Orgasm did very well among people who wanted sequels to cult-hit commercial failures from the late-80s and/or people fascinated by high-quality puppetry and it turns out that's far less people than you might think. Especially at 10 million USD an episode when Sense8 was considered too expensive at 9 million. Queer Eye, for the curious, comes in at a comparative shoestring of 300 grand an episode, padded with a tonne of sponsorship and donated products. It may have pulled in a fraction of the viewers for all we know, but it did so at on thirty-third of the price: and that is the only thing Netflix care about. Netflix is ruthless and entirely mercenary: if our gay asses got Stranger Things numbers for Sad Tender Gay Historical People Being Sad And Tenderly Gay In History: The Series, it would run for a decade and give you every Funko-Pop under the sun. But our gay asses are a smaller and far less influential demographic then our dash might lead us to believe. Netflix doesn't cancel successful shows by its own metric of pure viewer numbers. It cancels critical darlings, it cancels underrated gems, it cruelly cancels genuine art without batting an eye. Bur successful? No. Sarandos is not lying. You just don't share his scummy worldview.

THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

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♤ Daybreak Navigation ♤

"You ended up in the deadly cat and mouse chase.. What now?"

Survivors

Amari Taymiyyah

"Are you free after this?"

Headcanons/Imagine/Incorrect Quotes

Him how to deal with sick person

Second hand embarrassment

Cuddling and hugging headcanons (Ft Reader)

Vagabond Trio (Emery, Amari and Makoto)

"For my next trick, I'll make you lose the game!"

"Just go die already."

"Hey--HEY! Over here!"

General

Eiji Inagaki

"Smile!"

Headcanons/imagines/incorrect quotes

Second Hand Embarrassment

Emery Rivera

"Behold! My latest trick."

Headcanons/imagines/incorrect quotes

Second Hand Embarrassment

Birthday headcanons

Elijah Songga

"There's work to do!"

headcanons/imagines/incorrect quotes

Second Hand embarrassment

Dae-jun Pak

"It's so great to meet you!"

headcanons/imagines/incorrect quotes

Second hand embarrassment (p.1)

Sanjana Dewan

"Go ahead, squeal."

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Her how to deal with sick person

Dakota Nicole

"Ready to die? Or at least get third degree burns?"

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Second hand embarrassment

Sarah Lindholm

"Get away from me!"

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Second hand embarrassment

Yronica Ayala

"Move it loser!"

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Second hand embarrassment part 3

Becca Prescott

"Get ready to die!"

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Second Hand embarrassment (pt 2)

Crystal Kaur

"Here's that attention you ordered!" Headcanons/incorrect quotes/imagines: Second hand embarrassment part 3

Kyle Wolfe

"When you make a mistake, that's where I'll strike."

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Second hand embarrasment (part 3)

Kiara Cruz

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"Wanna have a dance off?"

Second hand embarrassment (Part 2)

Wren Harris

"Guh... I'm tired..."

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Second hand embarrassment (Part 3)

Killers

"Do you want to be the final survivor?"

Ye-jun Im

"Don't dance with the devil."

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