#CrewMe

[cyb3rangel1]

i may not know shit about modern warfare, but damn the way those fangirls tag their fics piss me off

its only the nikolai and nikolai belinski mix up, but idc

cause john price is NOT fucking the funny drunk russian, hes fucking a different one, the last nameless nikolai. MY nikolai has a last name HMPH

anyways, im tempted to write a crossover fic between the 141 crew and the cod zombies crew, idk if i'll use primis, ulitimis or an unholy mixture but idk. i feel like ive mentioned this before?? but its getting really tempted when half of the 16 nikolai belinski x reader fics are actually the modern warfare one and not MY nikolai.

[st4rfckerz]

decorating my christmas tree and suddenly i’m george michael yearning for his ex lover who just so happens to be on the other side of the tree

[funfettispiral]

yoooo cream cheese mothh!!!

my fiance made me watch miraculous

[nemiza]

...im sweddy

[nmakii]

no more of saes crewm from this girl i cannot say anything abo it food anymore 😫😫😫😫

[esotericute]

I love fresh persian lavash my mommy gets from the persian store where the grandma makes it i shovel into my mouth with crewm cheese which is probably gods mistake but i cant have sarshir cuz sarshir/kajmak does not come lactose free

[pissditching]

a sesame bagel with crewm cheese will make you feel desired

[shadowlurkerbug]

HOLY CRAP I NEED ICE CREWM CAKE LIKE RIGHT NOW I THINK IM GONNA GO INSANE I NEED IT

[whitepolaris]

Southwest Florida's Lost Treasure

Florida's tops all other states in buried and sunken treasure, and only a fraction of it has been found. From Fernandina, at the tip of Florida, and up the Gulf coast to Pensacola, there could literally be billions in gold, silver, and jewels waiting to be discovered. As an example of what awaits the lucky treasure hunter, a cache of gold cities was found in the dunes of what is now the Canaveral National Seashore in 1969, and several years ago, while building a road in Brevard County, workers unearthed thirteen chests of coins. Spanish doubloons and pieces of eight have been found by beachcombers on Florida beaches after heavy storms. Some of this gold and silver washes ashore from ancient wrecks, but the buried loot most likely was hidden by pirates, like Black Caesar, Calico Jack, Morgan, Lafitte, and other ocean bandits who sailed under the black flag.

Pirates were not the only ones after gold and silver. Florida's early Indians salvaged treasure from the Spanish galleons whose unfortunate captains sank them in shallow waters or wrecked them on reefs along the coasts. We can only image how much treasure ended up "lost" in Florida.

The most famous Florida pirate was José Gaspar. Although some stories claim he was just a mythical character, there are accounts that lend evidence to the fact that he was a real person. Since 1904, Tampa has kept alive Florida's pirate past in its annual Gasparilla celebration. During the three-day event, a massive pirate ship, the José Gaspar, sails into Tampa's harbor and pirate reenactors invade the town. At 165 feet in length, with three 100-foot masts, the José Gaspar is considered the only fully rigged pirate ship in teh world.

Gaspar, who also went by the same name Gasparilla, was a saltwater scourge who, surprisingly, had been raised among Spanish aristocracy. He pulled off his first pirate stunt at the age of twelve, when he kidnapped a girl and held for her ransom. He was arrested and given the option for imprisonment or going to sea with the Royal Spanish Navy. Needless to say, he went to sea. He was later involved in a love affair with the king's daughter-that is, until she accused him of stealing the royal crown jewels.

With that, Gaspar decided to leave Spain, and in 1783, he began attacking any ship flying the Spanish flag. During his thirty-eight-year career as a pirate, Gaspar attacked over four hundred ships in the Gulf waters of Florida, including supposedly the vessel carrying $11.75 million in gold bullion that the United States had paid Napoleon for the Louisiana Purchase. If you find that hoard, just be advised that at last report, France is still seeking reimbursement from any treasure hunter who finds its gold.

Gaspar established his camp at the mouth of Charlotte Harbor. To add a little protection to his domain, he allowed another notorious buccaneer, Black Caesar, to build a camp to the south, on Sanibel Island. Gaspar not only took loot from ships, but also took women passengers to be his personal concubines. Those who were from wealthy families were put in a stockage on Captiva Island and held for ransom. Some historians believe that is how Captiva Island got its name.

Gaspar and Black Caesar were buddies until 1817, when Gaspar found that Caesar had stolen some of his women. Gaspar attacked Caesar's camp on Sanibel Island, driving the rival pirate to Florida's Atlantic coast. Caesar did not have time to recover any of his buried loot on the west coast. Since Gaspar did not know where it was, we can assume that it is still there. It has been estimated that Gaspar himself had $30 million in treasure buried in thirteen chests and kegs within the vicinity of his camp. This does not include smaller cache buried by his crew, which numbered at least a hundred men.

The men were paid a share of the loot whenever a ship was plundered, and some of the small caches of coins found by treasure hunters probably belonged to individual crewmen.

Gaspar's reign as a pirate came to an end in the spring of 1822. He had planned to retire from pirating, but when his lookout spotted what looked like a helpless merchant vessel flying the British flag, Gaspar decided to plunder one more ship. It would be his last. He sailed out ready to take on the ship, but as he drew closer, he saw the British flag come down and the American flag rapidly hoisted up the main mast. He had been duped by the oldest pirate trick in the book. The ship was the U.S.S. Enterprise, a man-of-war vessel on a mission to put Gaspar out of business. Allegedly, Juan Gomez one of the crew acting on Gaspar's orders, off-loaded form the pirate ship into a long boat with a team of men rowed for the shore and then up the Peace River. They set fire to the long boat, but because of the weight of the gold, had to leave some of the loot behind. The crew carried the rest of the treasure on their backs and buried it somewhere in the swamps along the Peace River.

In the meantime, back at sea, Gaspar, rather than risk capture and the hangman's noose, committed suicide by wrapped himself in an anchor chain and jumping overboard. His ship was hit with cannon fire and soon followed him to the bottom, along with an estimated $1 million worth of gold that was still on board. That loot is still on the bottom of the sea.

The last known living members of Gaspar's crew were Juan Gomez and Juan Gonzalez. On July 12, 1900, Gomez drowned while fishing, having lived to the ripe old age of 120 or 119, depending on which story is to be believed. The St. Augustine Record reported that at the time of his death, Gomez was the "oldest man in the United States." The old salt was known for his tall tales of pirating, which many people did not really believe. However, a few years before his death, he told a story to a visiting journalist about a Spanish princess who was held by Gaspar. He said Gaspar had captured a ship with several women passengers, and in the group was a Spanish princess. As a captive, she became Gaspar's favorite even though she rejected his affections. The infamous pirate gave her an ultimatum-either submit or he would cut off her head. She rejected him one last time and was beheaded. Gomez sketched a crude map for his visitor showing where the princess was buried. A few years later, a grave was found at the exact location indicated on the map. In the grave was a headless female skeleton with a detached skull lying next to it.

As for Juan Gonzalez, he continued pirating up to the Civil War, but age was catching up with him, so he settled down on Shell Creek near Lettuce Lake in De Soto County, where he lived for many years. He claimed to have been one of the crew that carried some of Gaspar's treasure up the Peace River, and said that a cask of it was buried on the shore of Lettuce Lake. After the Civil War, in the 1870s, the old pirate made a proposition to two ranchers, offering to cut them in for a shore of the booty if they would help him dig it up and haul it. As agreed upon, the two men showed up at Gonzalez's cabin with a small on a wagon. Gonzalez told them that he was not feeling well and asked them to come back in a few days. When the two men returned, they found Gonzalez dead on the floor. After burying him, they searched the cabin and found a jar of gold coins and a small sheet of copper engraved with a code indicating the location of the treasure. The following is that mysterious code:

O-X-NXW-W-VER-VAR LEGUA 1/10 O-X-SWXW-VER-VAR HASTA X

Since the 1870s, treasure hunters have been trying to unsuccessfully to crack this code, which some say is in Spanish. Others say it contains only compass bearings. The location is around Lettuce Lake. Decipher the code and you might find some of Gaspar's lost treasure . . . but as fast as Florida changes, don't be surprised if you find a new shopping mall sitting square on top of it.

[rpking99]

Crewm moaned deeply as she was filled. Her hips rocking in a way to hmurge him deeper, kissing him deeply as she swallowed him up. Urging him for more~ more~

Rabbit Bonding

Closed with @tokufan400

"Oh Darling, welcome home~" Vanilla purred as she saw her husband arrive in their bedroom.

The rabbit MILF had been enraptured in joy after finding Rook, falling in love with him, getting married ...

She hadn't been this happy since Cream's birth father had been in her life. Although, she supposed, Cream had a new daddy now

Vanilla slightly unbuttoned her shirt, her constant hunger almost glowing in her eyes as she looked over the red fox. Watching him approach with open desire

[crewiser]

[aetherknit]

all of us quivering with nerves over dteam jackbox LMFAO

[cb-writes-stuff]

I had some crackers but theyre very blakdnand and i really wwnnw hahe my ice crewm

Should i have ice ceeam and probably euin my stomach lr should i jave boring crackers

[igonnatalknothing]

When you are playing Among Us, you always gets the one role you don't want

[3catschannel]

Cream mackerel tabby

[occiderecorvus]

"Mmm! Big mistake--" Big mistake? "I'm not supposed to work there, but I pretend I am. I help around, but Karna says I'm still too young to work-work." She can't wait to be an adult so she can ACTUALLY do more!

"What's a....crewm ates?" THAT is what he said right? Regardless, she seems very interested in it, "I wanna know more. May you tell me more?"

maybe he can meet some of pandora's friends, they seem like nice people. "you work at the flower shop? you must be a pretty hard worker then!"

"well i don't know everything, but i know enough. what i like? hmmm...it's probably my crewmates!" or maybe it's the many weapons he hoards on the grandcypher, he could never make up his mind on that.