#Count Snypes

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[ladyfarona]

Me yesterday: *played the Sims 3 for several hours*

My game: Oopsie doo, there's a teeny problem! I can't save! ERROR CODE 12~ 🪄 ☺️👉👈

Aaaaand there went a day's worth of gaming 🥲

[bettermetalgoat]

I love how you can usually say the most unhinged shit and it’s a perfectly normal thing someone would say if they were playing The Sims.

”Well I wanted to make a haunted house the old fashioned way so I trapped the family in a room and set it on fire.”

“The stove caught on fire and so did the baby. Don’t worry the baby is fine.”

“Damnit, I tried to get her to repair the TV but she died because she decided to eat a jellybean instead.”

“There’s only a 1% chance that a jellybean will kill you. How have we had three jellybean deaths in one day? I’ve got to toss that stupid thing.” (True story - I had to remove ALL jellybean trees from an entire town on Sims 3 because they killed so many people. I don’t know if comically bad luck or a really messed up bug, but it was insane. One tree in particular was at a store and it killed the most people. At least death bought something at the store after he reaped a guys soul. Nice guy.)

“He called a maid and couldn’t pay her. So she stole a chair from the kitchen as payment.” (Sims 1. I watched a friend play on console and this happened. We thought it was hilarious.)

“Oh hang on, gotta go flirt with death. I want to see if he’ll move in with me.”

“You know, I just absolutely hate that guy, so I threw a jar of bees at him while he was at the park.” (I did this to Count Snypes on the Sims 3 because he was being a jerk to people)

“Yeah she kept ordering pizza after her mom made dinner. She cost the family a lot of money, so I trapped her in a room that was just a pool, a platform with a table, and no way for her to reach the platform. I put the pizza on the table so she would spend time trying to eat but could never reach the table. So she would swim around the table and be upset because she was hungry.” (This is roughly based on something someone did to one of the Goths.)

“He’s a guy who lives alone but I really want him to be a dad. So I keep trying to get him abducted by aliens so he’ll come back pregnant.”

[boberta-plums]

Life was about to get a lot more complicated now that Alice was pregnant. Luckily, her small collection of elixirs was about to get a whole lot of use.

Malcolm headed to a party while Alice headed out to a bar, but both of these events were about to take drastic turns. First of all, Alice went into labor.

Malcolm was able to make himself a tasty snack to Count Snypes, and also make it in time for the birth of their baby.

And just like that, the 'bad seed' Jane was born.

[solori]

Best friend, count Arthur Snypes 😈

[letpapersleep]

All of U for all four OCs, for that game??

U: Underdog1. have they been bullied?

Casey: Not really hes always been good at fitting in and stuff. teen boy hazing not counted 

Lily: in 9th grade right after she switched to a fancier school, then she got Tuff >:)

Aino: Low grade “ignored all through school weird kid” shit... no one rlly paid her any negative attention though

Penny: 1 or 2 assholes in like elementary school but shes generally pretty well liked

Denise: every now and then but whatevs. she was a stereotypical fuck u punk teen 

Damien: Hes gay & artsy.......... but nobody gave him toooo much shit considering

(putting the rest under read more bc its long)

2. have they bullied anyone?

Casey: Only as a teen jerk pack bystander yk

Lily: Yes this bitch was like a much nicer sporty regina george from mean girls

Aino: i dont think she talked to a single person in high school 

Penny: she would never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Denise: dirty looks nonwithstanding

Damien: hes way 2 calm and nice

3. have they been physically attacked by a bully?

Casey: teen boy hazing... yeas

Lily: nah, mostly mean teen snyping

Aino: 1 shove... still bitter

Penny:

Denise: once someone spit dip at her and she keyed their car

Damien: yeah.... 2 skate park aligned shove fights 

4. have they ever been doubted?

Casey: Yes he sounds and acts so dumb all the time

Lily: not for long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aino: she comes across as a nerd so actually she got to do all the work :)

Penny: yeah, she can come across as pretty ditsy to the untrained eye

Denise: yeah :(

Damien: people usually assume hes competent

5. have they surprised people with being good at something?

Casey: every time he is good at something

Lily: Its Expected >:-)

Aino: Shes Really Good at coding and home decor so yes

Penny: She can actually haul ASS despite having a prosthetic leg & is a fine driver despite how much she hates doing it

Denise: haha yes shes so :/ on the surface but is a great friend to have

Damien: great singing voice! cool art skillz and mild sk8 tricks B)

[jolifleurbleu]

I used Count Snypes from Moonlight Falls to make him :D

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[simnasium]

Count Snypes, the vampire zombie!