#Corvus eggs are pretty tasty and they look like little galaxies with them being black and speckled white
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Thank you! I am pleased by this! Sanguinius is my favourite primarch and I have many thoughts about him. He is so very weird in the way that he's the perfect handsomest boy, but like it's explicably stated his beauty isn't that of a human, and he has his flaws like his very deep insecurities over being a mutant, as well as having the duality of being very kind and sweet, yet possessing a wrath and hunger that would make Khorne laugh nervously I like leaning into his imperfections as I'm fairly certain how he acts around others isn't actually who he is as a person (to a degree), he's just deeply insecure and fears rejection. I should also mention that as I implied in my previous post, that I imagine Sanguinius' eggs to have a metal coating to them, often being reddish in hue due to the iron oxidizing and blending in perfectly with the sands of Baal. The iron also has the added benefit of making them quite resilient to the creatures of Baal that might eat these eggs. Though because they're made of metal, Sanguinius has the inexplicable instinct to seek out shady areas to nest. This is because if left out in the Baalite sun, the eggs will quite literally cook inside their shells due to their metal coating. As for the rest.... Tzeentch is proud and very entertained, he keeps coming back because he doesn't think he'll ever get something this good again. Corvus, is at first absolutely horrified when he learns he can lay eggs. However he finds that Like Sanguinius, they are edible. He also learns that spoiled eggs make excellent instruments of biological warfare. Lorgar lives in fear, Konrad looks upon Corvus and smiles from beyond the veil. It is a glorious sight. The Word Bearers have never known peace since Corvus figured it out. Once Lorgar had one cracked over his head. The stench was something straight of out Nurgle's domain because Corvus' eggs when spoiled are suspiciously malodorous. Nurgle admits to nothing, but there is a distinct aura of pride when it's mentioned. Also Corvus eggs are pretty tasty and they look like little galaxies with them being black and speckled white and blue. They're very pretty which has had the Word bearers collecting the shells because again; pretty. Magnus is...so very concerned with his eggs, though I imagine the shells of them are very beautiful. Perhaps they look like opals, shifting colours and patterns, ever changing and giving off a soft ethereal glow. The issue with Magnus is that some of them get randomly fertilized despite Magnus not having sex with anyone, and he ends up with kids because Tzeentch thought it'd be funny as fuck. So far this has happened four times, and he now has 12 sons and daughters because he lays three at a time, and when it happens the entire clutch is fertilized. The unfertilized ones are great for making offering bowls and other such things, though mostly they end up taking the place of candles in some instances because it appears to work better. The shells can be crushed into a powder and used as a mild hallucinogenic perfect for helping to induce visions and the like. The eggs also smell wonderful, oft like the sea or sand, some say it smells of Prospero before it's destruction. The egg itself is strange for it has a very bright purple yolk that seems to glow, and the whites are strangely black. Only one brave soul attempted to eat it, and he's now a highly intelligent cheese wheel. No one has since tried it-
... Do you guys think fem/transmasc Sanguinius lays eggs...?
They're unfertilized, unless the Angel has been fooling around with a certain someone who's name may or may not start with a letter H. In that case Sanguinius makes sure that the eggs aren't actually, ya know, babies. Which, thankfully, they're not.
Now, the question is... Are the eggs edible? On one hand, they are not bird eggs, but eggs that come from a mutated demigod warrior. Doesn't exactly sound like a safe source of food. But if the eggs are edible, I would imagine they would have special qualities, like cure some of the mild diseases, make you stronger, faster, smarter.
Imagine being a Blood Angel, you recently had a very exhausting battle, where you sustained some minor injuries. Then, out of nowhere, someone taps your shoulder and when you turn around to see who it is... Turns out, it's your very fucking Primarch, holding a large egg and smiling at you. "My dear son/daughter, I noticed you're looking very gloom after the recent battle. I have noted your bravery and ferocity in battle and for that, I think you deserve a reward. How does an omelette sound? :D"
And before you know it, you're eating an omelette made from an egg that has been inside your gene-father/gene-mother. Gross.
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