#Cookiefication

[cookiefate]

Cookiefate for September 4th:

"The one you love is closer than you think."

It's you. Fuck everyone else.

[torantuga]

ive been playing too much cookie run recently... i was so obsessed w it as a teeny lad n now im obsessed w it AGAIN.

when da cookies r running!!

[astralm00ns]

the cookiefication of tenma tsukasa

[oxygenbefore1775]

continuation of the list to this post

tldr: supposedly unauthorized translation and publication of some aot works

@kojinnie (why you should not date aot boys)

@todoroki-sweetheart (waking them up to ask if theyre sleeping prank; asking them if they would punch you in the face for 1 million dollars; sex with the aot boys after a high risk mission)

@gangrenados (how he sleeps)

@lunaslovelyrambles (they love...)

@ackerman-supremecy (what aot men would be thinking as you're getting ready to pegg them)

@annashittyglasses (how they say goodnight)

@jaegershots (aot characters in a horror movie)

@fischltao (aot squirting headcanons)

@thezeninclan (protecting your drink at a party)

@sleepysnk (erwin teaching the 104th about sex)

@cherryskyies (messaging aot characters random things)

@papijean (habits they picked up with you; thigh riding)

@onyxoverride (aot characters taking nudes; aot character and a reader with tattoos)

@killerbananas (caught masturbating)

@marsandsaturn (aot boys and what they do when you are upset after a bad day; aot characters + instruments)

@mvrtaiswriting (are you afraid of spiders?; teaching you how to fight)

@cookiefics (if we broke up; what they love about you; which kiss is their favorite)

@alrightberries (when they wake up in the middle of the night and realize you drifted off to the other side of the bed)

@pumpkinpot (first time giving them head)

@arminsumi (holding hands for the first time; crushing on you + their confessions; eren and armin both liking you: accidentally walking in on you)

@daniet (aot (snk) headcanons)

@depressing-debbie (squad dad levi headcanons pt 5; aot characters at the pool; aot characters babysitting)

@feralaot (aot characters in the morning after a night with their s/o; what are their biggest per peeves; their mcdonalds orders)

@armeeen-loverblog (beautiful boy's)

@sweetdreamlandstuff (favorite sex position)

@peachigutz (aot men as fathers)

@dr4kenlvr (little things the aot men do)

@urmother-official (asking them for help in math)

@bokutokoutarou (dating the aot characters)

@akicult (aot trios babysitting)

@romantichomicide95 (what turns attack on titan men on; crush that doesn't like kissing)

@hangeslefteye (aot characters as tarots major arcana)

@suy4lvr (put your hand around my throat, please)

@ohimsummer (what it's like to date them)

@russic (a taste of you)

@crisalidaseason (what if nobody died?; which subjects in school would be aot characters favorite; aot characters in a zombie apocalypse)

@medli-komali (aot characters as babies headcanons)

@aizawa-s-wife (are they top, bottom, switch?)

@aetheternity (what leads them to want a round two; stop ip im on the phone)

@apollostears (nasty)

@ittojean (friendship headcanons; aot boys! and a partner who likes their muscles)

@wyvernslovecake (aot characters talking in their sleep)

[tatsumipy]

the herb cookiefication of tatsumi

[madamxrose]

thank you for tagging me @cookiefics. resetting the post bc it’s getting long

tagging if they wanna join!: @meowzfordayz @milkyfab @maaarshieee

Nickname(s): Lani, lay's chips, cookie dough (pls don't ask lol)

Sign: Virgo

Height: about 160 cm or 5'3"

Last thing I Googled: Daiso

Last song stuck in my head: Peek-A-Boo by Red Velvet

Number of followers: 218!

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Lucky number: 8

Dream Job(s): idol! although I think I'm considered expired to them now lol

Favorite song: Only by Lee Hi

Favorite instrument(s): electric guitar

Aesthetic: Dreamy and coquette

Favorite author: none

Random fun fact: I've never pulled an all nighter. The closest I got was like 30 min of sleep

[rollforimagination]

Magic Spell (silly)

Cookiefication

Description: The user transform a cat into a cookie

Functionality: Those who dare eat the cookified cat roll a Constitution saving throw, if the result is <20 the sinner loses 1d12 of Max HP forever and scratches appears on their body, every rest they take the scratches change place. If the monster rolls a 20 or higher they regain a conscience and realise how cruel it would be eating a cookie resembling a cute kitten and put it down.

Inspiration: The meme above (thanks to @honeycakelion and @madscience for the reblog)

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

[lunaekalenda]

i changed my user so:

cookiefics -> lunaekalenda

please reblog so it reaches people <3

[cookiefate]

Cookiefate for August 6th: "Do not give up; the beginning is always the hardest."

Compromise is a form of surrender.

[itsallinm3]

the proust's cookiefication of it all

[wiindguardian]

IT DOES MAKE SENSE TIMELINE WISE ALSO IM PRETYY SURE

pre-cookiefication wind archer could have literally just existed since the start of time if you wanna be really bonkers and freaky like that, he is quite literally JUST wind .

shadow milk held the virtue of knowledge so he’d probably be interested in whatever wind archer is, and pre-cookiefication wind archer would probably be curious about him also

like me personally, i like to believe that wind archer and a good portion of the other elementals (need to specify) existed in their pre-cookiefication forms way before the beasts came to be and i’d even go as far to say that they became cookies before the beasts came to be . since the legendaries all came to be in supernatural ways, and the beasts aren’t explicitly stated to be the first cookies ever, nor would that canonisation make sense due to the lore witches castle gives us and how the first cookies were simple and were made essentially a miniature project

like unless i’m misremembering the trailer, they weren’t said to be the first ever cookies and a bunch of other cookies already existed before they were created ,,, they were only said to be made to guide cookiekind and what not

but i’m just yapping ummmm cookie run is my fave game aha

i don’t think this makes sense timeline wise AT ALL but pre-corruption sm and pre-cookieification wa featuring my crappy designs

[starlitfunkster]

Hey I finally downloaded the Cookie Run font!

...Oh uh, poor me I guess.

Ever heard the phrase 'be careful what you wish for'? Yes, that is a theme that I have used before. But this truly rings through for our victim.

Arianna, or Ari???? Cookie as of recent events, wanted to feel happiness once more. Her family abandoned them (so she says at least) and she was finally alone. So she made a romhack of her own. A poorly-made one, but a good time all around. The victim was a cartridge of Pokemon Fire Red, and was turned into Pokemon x CRK.

Of course, putting in Cookies would be a bad idea. Especially in this universe, because the Cookies were already self aware of how far some 'Bakers' could go for them. This, in Fire Spirit Cookie's eyes, was too far. So he harmed her in the real world to kick-start a chain of events.

First her face got messed up, then she lost her hands and feet, then she shrunk to a tiny size.. lastly, as cookiefication caught up to the rest of her body, Fire Spirit Cookie dragged her into the game she made. Trapping her in it, as he ordered all the other Cookies to leave. For years, he and Devil Cookie would torture her in any way they saw fit. Burn, Slice, Forcing her to Run in the Dragon's Valley, Forcing her to Fight the Cake Monsters.. The list goes on.

Eventually, someone else saw this. Celebi watched from afar, and they believed that Fire Spirit Cookie misunderstood the young woman's intentions. So Celebi got some help, and together with an unidentified Pokepasta, freed Ari???? Cookie from her tormentors. As a keepsake, she stole Fire Spirit Cookie's bead (meaning she has minor control over him.. hey I mean, that's good ig??).

Now in Ilex Forest, the poor newcomer wandered around in a daze. Her sweet aura attracted some strong-looking Pokemon. Mainly, she attracted some of the most protective species of Pokemon (including a Kangaskan!). This was because they saw that she had no way of defending herself, so they began to protect her. None of the Pokepastas dared to go near her because of the Wild Pokemon wanting to protect this tortured youth.

Eventually, Silver convinces the Pokemon to let her come to their home, promising to keep her safe (since she is smaller than them). And now she is protected by the people she looked up to. Albeit, she is now nervous of them because she knows how very capable they are of killing her. Since she is so small, she is often on the shoulders of the more friendlier Pokepastas. Everyone is now very careful not to crush her on accident. Granted, she is immortal now, since she can respawn nearby where she was crushed.

I can imagine Ethan trying to explain to the gaming pastas (once they learnt of Ari???? Cookie's existence) not to hurt or torture her.. and then Ben does so anyways. Well okay, he doesn't actually hurt her?? He was just doing that to screw with everyone.

[arminsumi]

omg @oreo-creampie u made me blush 🥹 thank u idk what to say

@saetoru @omgeto @arlertwitch @satoruhour @itadoring @satkuna @mommypieck @slttygeto @kazushawty @cookiefics

i have a crush on these writers hnnggg😔💗 u are all so very amazing

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[cookiefate]

Cookiefate for September 15th:

"Reorganization is crucial at this time."

Throw it all away and start anew.

[lunaekalenda]

If you’re still doing the beach club event can you do the familiar trip with Yuuji as reader & Sukuna’s child, with 7 27 30? I really like dad!sukuna😭

yes of course ! i hope you like it !

7. going to the beach!

27. showing a child the sea for the first time

30. taking pics of the trip

tw: the reader is referred as "mom" by Yuuji because i don't know what too put instead, neutral gender fem bodied reader.

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"Come on dad, come on, come on, wake up, wake up! It's sunny!" Sukuna's grip on your waist softens a bit, right before getting his body even closer to yours. Yuuji starts again. "Dad, today we are going to see the ocean! We can't miss it!" You're too sleepy to form a coherent phrase on your head to answer your poor child, but Sukuna's voice speaks before you.

"It's still too early, Yuuji. We don't want to wake up the little animals that sleep on the sea, right? Go back to bed and sleep a little more." with the final sentence, Sukuna hides his face again on your neck. You feel Yuuji's little steps before feeling him snuggle against your body. You open your eyes a little to see your son against your chest, sneaking between your arms. Hugging him, the child whispers. "Mom, can I wait here with you?" he asks. You nod quietly, caressing his hair. You can feel how Sukuna's hand sneaks passing your waist to hold your child.

It's not a long time after when you hear Sukuna's phone ringing. Yuuji moves between your arms, waking up slowly until he realizes what does that mean. He gets up fast, looking at both his parents. "Time to go to the beach!" he says. You stretch in your little bed space and Sukuna yawns before sitting on the bed. He takes Yuuji between his arms.

"Let's get a shower and dressed while mom wakes up, yeah?" Yuuji nods and both of them leave the bed and the room under your sleepy gaze. You obligate yourself to sit in bed. Yesterday, it was too late when you arrived to the hotel, and little Yuuji slept since the plane landed, without having more dinner than a glass of warm milk with chocolate. Sukuna stayed awake with you, helping you to order the luggage, taking a relaxing bath and preparing Yuuji's bag for the beach. After some cuddling and pillow talk, you two fell asleep.

You take a swimsuit and a long t-shirt you can use for the beach, making sure the window is covered with the curtains before putting it on. You head to the kitchen with the idea of making some breakfast, but the smell of coffee and something being cooked reaches you. Yuuji is sitting on the table, sipping his chocolate from a straw, and there are two cups of coffee, one if front of the other, in both sides of the child. You get closer to Sukuna, seeing that he's cooking a couple sandwiches to have as a breakfast.

"Need help?" You ask, taking a plate. Plate that Sukuna takes away, winking at you.

"No need. Just sit. Your coffee has a little bit of chocolate, as you like." With a kiss on his still naked shoulder, right on a tattoo, you sit near to your son. He looks at you with a smile.

"Do you know that fishes like Nemo live in the sea? Dad told me a lot of things!" He keeps talking and Sukuna serves the breakfast. Right after finishing, your partner gets dressed with a plain t-shirt and you adjust Yuuji's backpack, that contains some toys, before giving him some instructions.

"Be careful and don't lose any toy, yeah? You know that Gojo bought them to you! Also, be careful with the sea, yeah? Don't go too far from mom and dad and always ask us to accompany you to the water, yes, baby?" Yuuji nods quietly, understanding all you're saying. "Be careful, please." Yuuji nods, this time with energy, before kissing your cheek.

"I will mommy!" he says, excited. Taking your bag, the three of you leave the hotel room heading to the beach. Yuuji asks his dad to lift him up and he does, sitting the little child on his shoulders. It's almost impossible to deny the kinship between them. Yuuji is, basically, a copy of his father, with more chubby cheeks and the absence of tattoos, of course. Yuuji smiles openly before talking, interrupting the little chat you and Sukuna have been having for the last ten minutes. "Look! That's water! It's that the sea, dad?!" he asks, pure excitement on his voice and eyes. Sukuna nods, his son still sitting on his shoulders, the man's hands holding his child's legs, avoiding him to fall.

"Mom, mom, look, the sea!" he laughs and claps quietly. Even when Sukuna has a neutral expression on his face, you can see the happiness shining on his eyes.

After putting all the towels and beach things on a calm cove, you apply sun protector to Yuuji, but he's too excited to go near the water.

"Can we go, mommy?" he asks, helping you to put sunscreen on. Some groups of people have put their towels around.

"Wait for me to help mom to put sunscreen on, yeah?" Sukuna says, sunglasses hiding his eyes and the tattoos under them, taking the sun protector and gently applying it on your back, massaging quietly. He has his t-shirt still on. Yuuji gets up once he's done and he runs near his dad. "Dad, I'll help you!" Yuuji's little pair of hands massage your arms as Sukuna's ones put the sunscreen on your back. Once the three of you are ready, Sukuna takes his shirt off and his phone on his hand. A couple girls turn their heads to see him, taking off the shirt that smoothly. He passes an arm around your shoulders as he talks. "Oi, Yuuji, don't run you buddy."

But Yuuji is still too excited. Sukuna hands your his phone as he runs to take your child. You quickly open the camera, capturing in a video the moment where the father runs after the child, taking him on his arms while both of them laugh. His phone is quickly full of pictures of little Yuuji, trying the water with his feet, swimming with dad's help, a cute portrait of you with Yuuji wrapped in a towel, sitting between your legs as you hug him. Yuuji also takes a picture of the two of you helping him with a sand castle!

The day at the beach has easily became one of the most magical days on Yuuji's 6 years of life. He saw fishes, crabs, even a couple starfishes! Dad has helped him to build an enormous castle and you helped him to swim on the sea! Going back to the hotel, at afternoon, Yuuji is wrapped in his towel, between your arms, calmly sleeping against your chest after the waste of energy he had. His little hand is gripped to your t-shirt as Sukuna is carrying all the stuff. You leave him on his bed as soon as you three arrive to your room. Then, when your two are back in your bed, you look at the pictures that you took of the day. Sukuna moves quietly to be able to kiss your forehead.

"Thanks." he says, while still looking to the pictures.

"For what?" you ask, looking to the picture that a woman near took of the three of you. She even said you were the cutest family she had ever seen!

"For letting me be happy with you and Yuuji. Thanks, y/n"