#Cookie run: CRUCK AU

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SO, ANOTHER FAMILY TREE ngl these are a lot of fun JLKSFD, its real “its my AU I decide what the fuck happens in it” hours, so please enjoy my bullshit (seafairy’s fam is coming up next, I didn't put it on here cuz it wouldn't really fit)

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nothing to see here just siblings being siblings

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ignoring the fact I made this MONTHS ago

happy new year everybody! heres to 2023

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did I ever post this here? idk if I did their besties btw (much to espresso’s agony)

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alright so, for awhile iv used clover cookie to represent one of my ex’s in the CRUCK AU, however iv realized having a trans man represent a predatory transphobic cis woman was...bad taste is putting it lightly. I had no malicious intentions behind this to clarify, I just happened to see my ex in clover cookie due to some reasons but iv decided to go ahead and correct the issue, making a character that still resembles clover cookie- but has enough design changes to be its own character, edited a sprite of clover for this due to just, not having the mental energy to actually draw a design for someone who’s hurt me and my family the way paint has  here’s clover cookies twin sister, Red Clover Cookie, or “poison clover” as pepto likes to call her a friendly though somewhat dumb cookie with a love of art. though under her smiling face is complete scum. a manipulative cookie who cares most about getting what she wants out of others, not caring for their needs, or even how old they are... (TLDR: keep her the FUCK away from children)

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it says part 1 but ima be real I never made a part 2,,,don’t really feel its needed tbh I don’t remember WHY I made this, I think I was just- working through some emotions at the time lmao anyway here’s some CRUCK AU ice juggler lore, with a bit of vent thrown in for flavor

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I know I keep saying this, and I keep not going through with it for various mental health reasons, but fuck it, we’re gonna keep trying, becuase maybe this time we’ll get somewhere. (and if we don’t, then thats okay. at least I tried) Send in an ask about what you wanna hear me ramble about from my cookie run AU and i’ll attempt to info dump can be anything, about the cookies, about the universe, about ships, even questions about my various oc’s (pepto bismo cookie isen’t in that folder, but she counts) I will happily ramble about anything I have, so many thoughts 

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I wanna re-name the cookie run AU, as funny as “CRUCK” is, the name just doesn't fit anymore

“candy kingdom” was meant to refer to the starfall kingdom, back when it had a different aesthetic and name not really sure what I want to rename the AU to,,,  maybe “cookie run re-written” since 99% of it is me just throwing cannon into the trash and doing as I please, but im not sure :thinking emoji:

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INFO DUMPING GO BBBBBBBBBBB I have so much info I wanna dump about this au but I just, don’t wanna fucking draw, cookie run comic creator is a live savor jkdfslfds

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SO THIS TOOK ME A GOOD LONG WHILE TO MAKE, UH- I have, a lot of feelings about rambutan and lychee dragons relationship, but the short answer is: I fucking hate it. like im sorry but- lychee may like rambutan, but rambutan dosen’t like the real lychee dragon, they never got to know the real lychee dragon, only a lie to get closer to them they could try to be friends, but in the end...all I see happening is heartache on both sides, its not a healthy friendship copying and pasteing what I said on discord- its not the fact that lychee's an innocent bean or the act their an ass thats the problem its that, by being themself, their being someone rambutian cookie doesn't approve off, if being yourself upsets the other person so much, then the friendship isn't worth it.

you don't have to be toxic for a friendship to be unhealthy, its just

not everyone can work together as friends, and rambutan is refusing to see that fact please ingore all the name misspellings here- I was going through a LOT of emotions while making this

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this is incredibly outdated, both in height and the fact the found family has gotten a LOT bigger but fuck it jsfkld, made when I first decided red velvet was gonna be apart of the found fam

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THIS NEEDS A LOT OF CONTEXT- BUT ESSENTUALLY IM WRITING A FANFIC FOR MY AU rn the name is “hard truths and clashing ideals” , a lot of things happen but essentially- clotted cream and the elders are villains now- and by villains I mean ANTI-LQBTQ+ and racist capitalist (im so fucking sorry clotted cream simps-) the story tackles a lot of heavy themes and my thoughts on how modern society is run, mainly a lot of my issues with most people in power and rich ppl, clotted cream being made to stand in as leaders from our world the story is about pepto bismo’s kingdom and the cream republic going to war with one another after some...unfortunate events (aka clotted cream being entitled and attempting to kidnap strawberry crepe- and lychee responded with mawling clotted crem). this is essentially clotted cream and pepto bismo’s relationship with each other through out the entire thing ALSO I KNOW THE TERM “WHITEBOY” DOSEN’T WORK CUZ THEIR FUCKING COOKIES- BUT IT WAS FUNNY TO ME SO ITS STAYING IN EDIT: I JUST REALISED THIS SAID “LGBTQ+” AND NOT ANTI-LGBTQ+ IM A FUCKING IDOIT IM SO SORRY

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SO APPERENTLY I NEVER POSTED THIS???? WHAT THE FUCK- this is from when I first watched a playthough of fnaf security breach- the entire pizza plex gives me incredible gender envy, no I will not elaborate on what the fuck that means.

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this was supposed to be an AU lore dump but now its just custard cookie (the second) being a shitty father 

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GOD I LOVE LYCHEE DRAGON SO MUCH BUT FUCK DO I NEED MORE PRACTICE DRAWING THEM, AAAA HARD TO DRAW. ALSO PEPTO’S HAIR IS SO FUCKING WACK TO DRAW FROM OTHER ANGELS LKFSD FUCK ANYWAY GAY PEPOLE!!!!!!!!! drew this to help myself with staying awake jflsdk

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so, pepto bismol's s/o's sibling just got announced, longan dragon cookie. How are they feeling about this? Meet the family fr fr

in any other situation pepto would be very happy, but when your s/o’s sibling is a godlike dragon whos hell bent on murdering all of cookie kind and also kinda hates you, thinks get a little scary-  top image was traced from the official art- im sorry I really don’t wanna draw the fucker