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dividedsingularity · 2 years ago

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These all have to do with a little Starscream-centric story I wrote a while ago! I decided to illustrate the first chapter on impulse when I only had a pen on me, but hey, at least I sketched out the expressions first (and scrapped those completely X ])

Now, Kofitron, or actually Coffeetron, is a bit less obvious; while he makes a cameo in the fic, he's actually my sibling's character and I don't know much about him aside from a few jokes. I was asked to try to draw a coffee machine Transformer, though; I know he'd be a great covert agent or spy with that alt mode.

#mx creations #Transformers #Maccadam #Misfire #Starscream #IDW Misfire #IDW Starscream #Transformers IDW #traditional art #fanart #Transformers fanart #original art #oc #Transformers OC #Coffeetron #the difference in spelling resulted from verbal communication first and asking about this second #I don't like this sketch for him though I think he'll def look different in the end #this is a promo post for my little fanfic cause I'm very proud of it and want you to read it! please

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schnabel53 · 1 year ago

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Craig dialogue

In the new JJ2 update, challenges were added that centers around Craig and had dialogue with it, here is the transcript from the screenshots I took of it:

-Pre challenges (supervisor is another scientist but with a tie)-

Supervisor: Hey you! Time to complete your mandatory training!

Craig: But I already completed it!

Supervisor: Module 1, yes! But did you really think there’d only be one module?

Supervisor: There are many, many module, each more mandatory than the last!

Supervisor: You’d know that if you’d finish “Module 4C: Module Volume Awareness”!

Supervisor: Now get moving!

Craig (thinking): *Sheesh! I’ve got some work to do!*

-After finishing first challenge-

Craig: Phew, that was draining! I need a coffee…

CoffeeTron 2000: ERROR! Cannot dispense coffee!

Craig: Why not? It’s what you were designed to do!

CoffeeTron 2000: User has not completed “Module 658: Coffee brewing safety!”

Craig: but I don’t brew the coffee, you do!

CoffeeTron 2000: Apologizes, CoffeeTron 2000 has misspoken.

Craig: That’s ok!

CoffeeTron 2000: CORRECTION: User must complete “Module 65C: Coffee Drinking Safety!”

Craig (thinking): *Ah nuts.*

-After finishing challenge 2-

Craig: Heh! This Jetpack stuff is actually quite fun!

Craig: I see why Barry does it!

Craig (Thinking): *He can never know I said that…*

Craig: *Nobody can know I said that…*

Craig: *Including me!*

Craig: Phone: set a reminder to wipe my memory later!

Craig: *I hope I don’t forget!*

-After finishing challenge 3-

Supervisor: Why’s everybody standing around? We’ve got pointless training to do!

Craig: Sorry, I was just finishing my hot beverage!

CoffeeTron 2000: ALERT! User not authorized to consume CoffeeTron 2000 products!

Craig: I brought this coffee from home!

Craig: And it’s not even coffee, it’s tea!

CoffeeTron 2000: ALERT! Unidentified substance in coffee room!

-After finishing challenge 4-

Brains: Goodness, this coffee is terrible. Can’t one of you nerds fix the machine?

CoffeeTron 2000: NEGATIVE! CoffeeTron 2000 requires no maintenance!

Brains: But there’s no sugar in this coffee…

Generic Scientist 1: Sir, you banned sugar at Legitimate. You said it was unnecessary stimulation!

Brains: There’s also no milk.

Generic Scientist 2: You specifically requested lactose intolerant employees so you didn’t have to buy milk!

Brains: And what’s this? This isn’t even a cup! It’s an old lightbulb that fell out of the machine!

CoffeeTron 2000: ALERT! CoffeeTron 2000 requires maintenance!

-After finishing all challenges-

Craig: We’ll I must say, I’m nailing these challenges!

Brains: That can’t be right. What’s the difficulty level on these?

Generic Scientist 1: Sir, currently the simulation is set to “Full-Bodies”.

Brains: That doesn’t make any sense. Set it to “Hard”.

Generic Scientist 2: There’s not “Hard” sir!

Generic Scientist 1: Do you want to set it to “Dark Roast” or “Caramelized”?

Brains: Did you idiots let the coffee machine set the difficulty levels again?

That’s all for now, but I absolutely love what they added to Craig’s character! Really hope we get a update on the animated series.

#jetpack joyride #jetpack joyride 2 #Also the line about requesting employees #With lactose intolerance confirms that they are clones #Yes they said it around the time jj2 was announced #But I thought they may have gone back on it #Cool to think Craig might be a clone

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