#Clyde does that

[inhurtandincomfort]

When whumpee's who have been in captivity for a long time realise they've started picking up whumper's mannerisms <3 How does whumpee feel after it's pointed out?

[smiuffzo]

ZOMBIFIED TERROR

[kennyomegasweave]

"This is just like the beginning of a horror film. A murderer is gonna come after us in a minute." Style, Fadel is a murderer.

"I never thought someone like you can kill someone." Kant, Bison has killed many someone's.

I genuinely love how much Style and Kant look at their respective men and just resolutely don't seem to accept that they have, in fact, killed multiple people over the years. Despite the fact that they know they're both professional hitmen.

This show remains deeply unserious and I really am having the most amazing time.

[cat-brrr]

[southconfessionpark]

It's so annoying when people attack Kyman shippers by saying the ship can't happen because Cartman is a bigot. He's a dumb kid! Post Covid showed us he's capable of positive growth, and that's what most Kyman shippers are drawn to. That's why every second fic has Cartman in therapy. You're supposed to WANT characters to grow out of their prejudices and evolve. Why would you attack shippers for wanting that? It makes no sense

[grape-of-agayte]

So, I bought a cheap costume for craft fodder (was gonna start working on a Lankmann costume)

And I put it all on

And was abruptly struck by divine inspiration .

So uh yeah, goth cowboy Clyde. Glyde. Clyoth. Clye haw. Babyman Jr in a cowboy hat

[luxury-nightmare]

mom says it’s my turn on the writing

“So how exactly do your hallucinations work?”

Clyde looked up from the sandwich it was eating. It narrowed its eyes at Alex, cocking its head like a confused dog. “What do you mean?”

“You can create hallucinations that effect a person without even making any contact with them,” Alex said, looking back at Clyde with curiosity “I know of animals who’s venom can cause hallucinations, and some hallucinations are cause by human minds, but your hallucinations seem to work entirely differently.”

Clyde paused, its brow furrowed “I dunno, I’ve just always been able to.” It replied, and Alex’s face fell. This was clearly not the answer they were looking for “it gets easier to control as you get older, but it starts subconsciously”

“What does that mean?” Alex asked. “It means you start projecting things you already think are there.” Clyde replied.

It was looking at Alex with an odd look, like it knew something they didn’t. They tried to brush it off.

“So are your hallucinations purely visual or can you mimic other things?” Alex asked. Clyde curled into a more comfortable position “we can do auditory hallucinations, but i prefer visuals. Audio is my partner’s expertise”

“Wait, partner?” Alex took their legs off the couch “I didn’t know you were dating someone?”. Clyde chuckled “Not in the way you humans do.” It replied, smiling fondly “They’re my hunting partner”

Alex flinched. They don’t really enjoy the reminders of Clyde’s ‘hunts’. Clyde didn’t notice, too enamored with the memory of it’s partner. “So, what their name?” Alex asked, trying to break the ice.

“Winfrey” Clyde replied “their name is Winfey”

Alex paused. That named sounded so familiar, where had they heard it before?

“So, are they here in Eastridge with you?” Alex asked, and Clyde froze. Alex cringed, they had clearly touched a nerve.

“I don’t know” it hissed “I woke up from hibernation and they were gone.” It snarled, inhuman teeth emerging from the shadow. Alex flinched, and then tried to comfort the hurt velidgun.

“Hey, we’ll figure it out, we’ll find them, ok?” Clyde looked up at the human. “We?”

“Well, I’ve been doing some stupider stuff recently.” Alex shrugged “what’s one more bad decision?”

Clyde smiled, before leaning back on the couch.

“So, what were they like?” Alex asked. Clyde’s smile grew wider.

“They love music, got it as a quirk from their first victim, some musician who just came out of treatment for something. Would drag me to some concerts between hunts” Clyde said fondly.

Alex’s eyes narrowed. Something clicked in their head. “Willam Winfrey.” Clyde looked towards Alex. “One of the asylums first patients, that was their first victim.”

A growl built in Clyde’s throat, “yes, what are you saying?” It snarled.

“Willam was diagnosed with schizophrenia, was released from the asylum, but was re-administrated only a couple days later a rambling mess, back when Clyde Lankmann was in charge of the asy-“

Alex looked over at Clyde, and everything clicked into place.

“Oh”

“That’s why he knows so much”

[sp-the-list-tournament]

Do you think Clyde lovers are gonna match the energy from the first round?

I hope so.

That loser deserves we world with no effort from his behalf.

[creativity-deficient]

I’ll never quite understand the discourse around whether or not Tweek is a part of Craig’s group

He may not appear as frequently as the other members but he still is pretty consistently associated with them, and has been even before he and Craig started dating

Even South Park studios lists him as a part of the group

[angelunderheaven]

me and the guy who comes from a similarly dysfunctional family background as me and who I'm convinced I can save by supporting him in every stupid thing he does

[blvesoda]

technically an update for the 1920s au but it’s also disjointed from the main story. this is just a thing that happens, don’t think about when

next part

[thetimelordbatgirl]

I really wonder how Trickster feels at this point as the only member of his family whose only encounters with the Doctor had been via a beetle whose time meddling led to the Doctor's death briefly only to be defeated by Donna Noble and the timeline undone and via the wedding of former companion Sarah Jane, only to be defeated once more not by the Doctor again but instead, Sarah Jane and her kids (again in their case lol) alongside the latest pawn of his to go fuck you and take back the deal with him.

[kennyomegasweave]

Sangmin Dinneaw is such a fever dream of a show. No one is ever in the same show, half the time they don't even have cohesive crossovers, and I have zero idea of why anything is happening the way it is. And yet, I am enjoying every part of it.

Like why were Guy and Riktor balls deep and ass out under a table at work? Who knows.

Why is Hana collecting Riktor's unfixed tomcat ass but then leaving her resort in his & Guy's hands? I will never know.

Why are Pony and Sainam so strange, both together and alone? I have no clue.

Why did Sainam think two seconds before Sangmin goes into surgery was the right time to ask Mama Orn about selling her BNB? I have no answers.

Why is Arthit down atrociously bad for Tor? Don't ask me.

What was Sangmin's plan about his headaches even going to be? Sangmin didn't even know, so I definitely don't know.

Why did they introduce a random fourth couple in episode 6/8? And why are they doctors that look 20 years old? I couldn't tell you.

How much time has even passed on this show? Could be 3 weeks, could be 13 months, who knows? Not me.

These are all questions I have and we will never get answers. And yet and still, I'm having fun.

[cat-brrr]

They are doing a pair project for school😔

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Funny how i finished this one day before my womb eviction

Clyde/The Eastridge Demon belongs to @pastraspec (yes he's actually here, i'm still as baffled as you are)

Pumpkin works too

I had no ref of Clyde at the time of making this so i made up a design for him on the spot please show me mercy hhhhh

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[diamonddrawsstuff]

Name a better duo. I’ll wait