#Clutch-mouse|Baz Fucker Barton

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[ Text : Duck ] didnt hve 2 cum asshole [ Text : Duck ] its jst a re-knew drivers test [ Text : Duck ] not fuckin directors review.

{Text: Mouse} I think that was the exact point I was trying to make. {Text: Mouse} But you made it sound like life and death. {Text: Mouse} I mean we *could* arrange that. Hey. Do you think if we pissed Hill off enough, we could make off with Phil’s arm before they caught us at the front desk?

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@lilxlionxman {continued from XX} [ Text : Duck ] Me [ Text : Duck ] When u show up on my doorstep at 3am [ Text : Duck ] Trippin on air & callin me something I cant say let alone spell.

{Text: Mouse} It’s called Gaelic, B. The tongue of my ancestors. {Text: Mouse} And I brought you donuts! It wasn’t like I showed up empty handed. {Text: Mouse} And I wouldn’t have had to wake you if you’d not moved the spare key. That’s just rude. {Text: Mouse} IS that what you are now, Rudeness?

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@lilxlionxman {continued from xx}

[ Text: Duck ] Makes 2 of us [ Text: Duck ] now open damn door [ Text: Duck ] Lost card key. [ Text: Duck ] slept n hallway all night

His eyes felt like they’d been scoured by sand then washed in a dirty ashtray, his tongue was not that much better off and he was pretty sure he couldn’t feel his leg. The other one. The one without the circuits and gears and counterbalance. Tossing the phone down without bothering to reply, he hit the head first and foremost, making absolutely sure he was more or less in the same shape as when he’d got here. And preyed whatever SENTINEL robots pounding around in his head got real tired real quick.

A few minutes later, and he’s unlocking the door as was asked and wonders why Baz hadn’t just gotten the maid to let him in. “You could have called, asshole. Did anyone trip over you?”

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[ Text : Duck ] Thx 4 warnin [ Text : Duck ] Find sum [ Text: Duck ] btn5

{Text: Mouse} You’re no fun any more. {Text: Mouse} I don’t suppose you’re bringing coffee? {Text: Mouse} You should be glad I speak Baz. {Text: Mouse} Otherwise NO ONE would understand a thing you say or text. Whatever.