#Clone Trooper OC BigDick

[pixelchaos00]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Can anyone pls tell me who the original owner of CT-6969, BigDick is? I would like to include the good man in one of my fics but don't want to do so without permission.

I couldn't find the original post so tagging me there would help as well. Thanks!

Update: This post is irrelevant. Clone owner has been found

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Hc: B.D doesn’t actually exist, he is just a myth concocted by the clones to fuck with their respective Jedi, the only one who knows outside of the clones is Asoka and she relishes it.

Cody, drunk as fuck: hey Rex, you know what would be hilarious?

Rex, equally drunk as fuck: what

Cody: so. What if there was a vod whose ceetee number was 6969?

Rex, snorting: nice. Oh, oh. And his name would be... uh... wait wait lemme think... “Bigdick”

Cody, cackling: ... B.D. for short! Stars, this is the best thing we came up with, I wish I could tell Kenobi.

-silence-

Rex: what if you did?

Cody: wha...?

Rex: no, like. What if you told him one of your boys chose bigdick as his name? It’s not too out there, one of mine is still trying to get everyone to call him Hotstuff.

Cody: *snorting* wait wait. Oh my. We could actually build a whole story around him. Like. He’s huge. Like, heavy gunner genes, but bigger.

Rex, downing his beer: yep. Also he’s all big, get it? His codpiece is custom made to fit.

Cody: *almost falling off his chair laughing* some people are dying to sleep with him, and others are frankly a little scared.

Rex: *crying with laughter* ok but how to spread this story? We need someone with a no-nonsense reputation to back us up.

Wolffe, banging his empty shot cup on the table, completely stone-faced: Sergeant B.D. of the 212th served with my men during a rescue mission in Endor. Brave trooper. Almost as tall as a Wookiee.

Rex and Cody, high fiving: Wolffe we love you so much.

(Also yeah ahsoka definitely Knows and she laughs her ass off at anakin believing in every single detail lol)

(Also please welcome Hotstuff, I guess he’s a new oc now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[letitrainathousandflames]

what a fantastic moment to be reminded that i literally made a clone trooper oc called Bigdick