#ClaudioTaz

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14D or 14H (setting not super important) with taz/claudio, both of them being bald and all

Headband

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14) "You took my headband, you little shit!" D) Teachers AU V why was this easy to write

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Claudio’s digging through the lost and found, ready to go out to do recess duty save for his ear warming headband.

“You should invest in a hat,” Moxley calls, grinning as he leans against his classroom door. “Cover that big ol’ bald head.”

“Get – stop that,” Claudio demands. “You’re nearly as bald as me now.”

“Not yet,” Mox says.

“Did you take my hat?” Claudio demands. Another minute and he’ll be late, and his third graders will make him do burpees with them. He doesn’t hate burpees. He hates burpees in front of judgmental third graders who throw his affirmations back in his pace.

And that’s when the assistant principal, Mr. Taz, walks by.

“You took my headband you little sh – hello, Aria, didn’t expect to see you inside!” He fixes his glare at Mr. Taz over his tiny blonde student’s head.

“I’m going to the bathroom!” Aria says, beaming.

“Good, good,” Claudio says, too distracted as she pats Aria on her shoulder. “Mr. Taz! You know that’s mine! Everyone knows that’s my headband!”

“Finders keepers, Castagnoli,” Mr. Taz says. “Keep track of your things when you’re in the teacher’s lounge and wouldn’t have this problem.”

“Aria,” he says, high fiving the pocket sized student’s neon pink gloved hands, “I have to go steal my headband back from Mr. Taz. You understand.”

Claudio can hear Moxley laughing in the background, but he doesn’t care. He will regain his headband. And he will do it in front of dozens of judgmental third graders.