#Clarification of prior tags: I am not averse to walking around in just my underwear if I won't get harassed or copped 🐽 about it

[endreal]

Part of the reason that I think shorts have gotten shorter over the past 20 years is because in 2004 I pretty much only wore them at my hips, but today I'm much more open to the concept of wearing clothes with actual waist-level waistbands.

The other reason, of course, is that it's increasingly impossible to find 11-12" inseams at a sane price any more.