#Chris Lavis

[dms-a-jem]

Squeeze

Selected videos/promos: 1978-1982

An appreciation post for an under-appreciated band🥰

[deerangle3]

this silly meme thing but with the coaches

this is so fucking funny to me

[northwestofinsanity]

Argybargy era Squeeze being funny in a photoshoot

[hellogoodbyegirl]

[spilladabalia]

Squeeze - Tempted

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Do you ever feel like even after all the stuff Johnny Ghost & Toast go through, they're scared af of horror games?

Like idk, one of them is playing it on like a TV and the other is watching, and like and if a jumpscare comes up, no matter how predictable or not, they both scream bloody murder.

Like, Imagine being their neighbors and hear 2 grown men scream loud as hell because a png and a loud sound played when they weren't expecting it lol.

Honestly, I love that for them! It also goes very well with my headcanon that Toast doesn’t like horror movies, but Spooker LOVES them. So… just imagining Toast and Ghost screaming while Spooker watches like =3{

Colon probably thinks all three of them are inane.

[your-local-baguette]

Y'all!?

THANK YOU SO MUCH. WTF. BTW FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IM OPEN TO REQUEST AND QUESTIONS.

Never thought i'd make here so quick. Like i started writing in i think late beginning may. Tf

So yea.

[mitjalovse]

John Cale producing music? Can you guess he has a combative streak there as well? Given the way he and Lou Reed got along one cannot be shocked to hear about the treatment he gave to Squeeze. I do understand what he wanted, i.e. he planned to take them away from their comfort zone, yet he forgot he dealt with their debut. Sure, he also worked on many musicians' introductions as we shall see, but he could've understood all musicians need to establish at least a semblance of an identity with their entree. Squeeze still looked for theirs then, though we can admit Cale probably provided them with a couple of possibilities for their follow-ups. Moreover, I must laugh over the fact he produced a record by a group that took the name from the most controversial Velvet Underground album.

[brainjvice]

I am very insane about this pic so I'm gonna try to "break it down" (more like give my take on what's going on here apart from noa serving 85 kilograms worth of cunt) So yeah, more under cut.

God there's so MUCH going on here. Where do I start.

My take is that this pic may take place in the parisienne slums, where Noa was born. It would explain the graffiti, the broken pavement and the fact that noa is at the centre of the pic. The fact that he's sitting on a glass chair is making me froth. The pose. That's the pose of someone who stands on business.

Y'all know where else we saw glass associated to a character? Exactly. Kaiser's glass ego. Although I think Noa's glass chair represents something else. To me it's linked to Noa's status as the numer one striker. He sits on the throne but the throne is made out of glass. So one day he will inevitably lose his spot (and look who stands right behind him). Noa seems to know about it though, like look at his confident pose. He knows and he is Fine with it. He also lowkey looks ready to fight.

Yeah right behind him stands Ego motherfucking Jinpachi in all his slenderman-esque figure.

Ego: sit back down

Noa: I'm sat.

Before that I also want to talk about chris prince's tits sporty look. He is a vibe. Also I love how snuffy is designed after an eagle lmao the eyes, the hair color, the fact his headband covers his brows to give his eyes the peculiar cut prey birds have. Peak design. Love it. I also adore how Lavi looks like the Uncle who gets too drunk at your wedding and breaks havoc lmfao. His purple-looking eyes are so cool and his colorful hair as well, altho it's toned down.

Also. Loki. Loki is the youngest of them all, and he stands a bit more afar from them. He also looks so composed? Like he's new to the game, he's still not relaxed/confident enough to strike a more casual pose like the other coaches. I love this detail.

Back to Ego Jinpachi. I'm. [wolf tearing his shirt apart meme] LISTEN!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! The fact he is RIGHT BEHIND NOA. The fact he is the ONLY ONE not looking at the camera because he is not part of that world anymore. He doesn't play football anymore yet he's never given up on his sick sick dream. His jacket being a striking (lol) blue... ugh I love it. It's the only colorful note in the spread and it sits on the centre as well + they dulled everyone's colors for it to result more vibrant. Also not to be a yaoi lover but the black-white hair combination hits again ig.

Also. Also thinking about his volume cover. The four chains forcing him to sit on his chair. Makes me wonder how Ego may had been forced to leave football. There's still so much we don't know and UGH I need NEED to know what happened. Because now he's got horrible eating habits and is probably living driven by spite alone.

Anyway. I want to hear others' analysis on this!!!!!

[riririnnnn]

Loki's selfishness took me by surprise to be honest.

Some of you might say that I'm exaggerating things, but by definition, a selfish person is someone who disregards others and focuses on their own personal gain, and that's exactly what Loki is doing right now.

You see, saying that the result doesn't matter (to him) doesn't sound much considerate considering that the result matters a LOT to the Blue Lock-ers in PxG. I understand that, technically, Blue Lock-ers are Loki's rivals since they fall in the similar age group, but he came as coach in Blue Lock not a contender, y'know.

Ngl, I'm kinda embarrassed to have been surprised by Loki's statement when he has already stated this ages ago:

And his little chat with Noa where he talks about surpassing the latter should've made it crystal clear that he is in Blue Lock for his own personal gains too! Him helping PxG players to be better was also just a set-up for Charles to grow up to be someone who can provide the required passes which helps him to be the next number one striker in the world.

Obviously, I'm not mad at Loki or anything—his behaviour is very understandable. It's just that I remember me low-key disliking Lavi and Chris 'cause they were being pretty selfish. I was like, "Loki is so much younger than them, but he is so much more sensible." And now, I'm finding out that Loki is quite similar to them too—he just got a better approach than them—so it feels a bit.. weird(?), I must say.

[xillionart]

A NoaEgo short comic where Chris Prince is exceptionally perceptive and ignorant.

✨My master strikers✨

Lavi: Knows nothing but smells the UST in the air and starts creating rumours with his signature creativity.

Chris: Unsuccessful on the pitch (only compared to Noa), but successful in love. Relentlessly mocks and match-makes Noa and Ego so that he can surpass Noa once his arch-enemy falls in love. His grudge doubles if we go with my Manshine-assistant-coach!Ego headcanon.

Snuffy: The only one who knows what really happened in the past. He says he respects Noa and Ego’s ~choices~ no matter what, but inwardly is super anxious because he sees Noaego as a surrogate for him and his deceased friend (OH NO).

Loki: either a bewildered little turtle who has heard too many … romantic urban legends from Hugo Lloris the French NT Cap and feels like walking on a minefield every day, or an outlaw madman who humbly laughs “Mhuahaha I will bury you all old men in the dust of history.” Or both.

[maochira]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO BE WILLING TO WRITE FATHER HC'S OMG. Anyways, lavi, Chris and noa father hc's or the reader is their student or smth and they see the reader as their own kid and the reader sees them as their own father??

Let's do both! I'll do the father headcanons in this post and the others in a separate one. Also receiving this ask made me very very happy!! Thank you so much anon!

These headcanons mostly apply to them having young children btw

I posted some dad!Chris headcanons a couple days ago, so I'll only do Lavinho and Noa here.

Requests still open, so feel free to suggest more stuff :]

Lavinho as a father!

-is very open about how much he loves his kid! Like, very very open. Talking about them every chance he gets. Like in interviews he probably gets asked a question about his kid every once in a while and then he goes on a 10-minute ramble about how much he loves them

-But! He would never share anything else than basic info. He tries his best to keep his child out of the public eye as well.

-LOVES carrying his child. No matter if on his shoulders, on his back or on his arms. He loves it so much that when his kid learned how to walk he really had to hold himself back from not picking them up all the time because he knew his child needs to learn to walk properly.

-when his kid gets older, at some point he stops carrying them around. But! To compensate for that, whenever he hugs his child he picks them up and maybe spins around once or twice

-whenever he's out in public with his kid, as soon as they get spotted by fans or paparazzi he picks his child up in his arms, their head to his chest (close to his heart) and covers their face with his jacket

Noa as a father!

(A/N: man I love dad!Noa so so much because he reminds me of my father,,, so a couple of these headcanons will be based on him)

-he has the biggest softspot ever for his child. Like whatever they do, his heart just melts into a little puddle of love

-he grew up very poor, and now he's the world's best striker aka he's rich and can provide a really good life for his child

-he wouldn't spoil them, tho. For him, it's really important to teach value to his kid since he doesn't just want them to grow up with everything they want. He wants them to grow up with everything they need. And sure, that includes gifts, but Noa is very careful with that.

-like, he really avoids showing love with material gifts. Instead, when it comes to love languages, he focuses on quality time the most, physical touch and words of affirmation being close after that

-one of his favourite things to do with his child is to watch a movie in the evening and cuddle!! At least once a week

-whenever he has to travel and can't take his child along, saying goodbye is really hard for both of them and it just hurts him so so much to see the tears in his kid's eyes but he knows he has to leave on time

[deerangle3]

CAN YOU WRITE SOME HEADCANONS ABOUT UH

we're assistants to the coaches in Neo Egoist League (we switch around which teams/coaches we help out)

And my father complex is triggered all day everyday while you go crazy in your ways and we just vibing

-you'd probably accidentally call one of them dad at some point

-I would go absolutely feral and woof woof bark bark for Chris and at first he'd be weirded out but I'm sure he'd like the positive attention!

-we'd probably bring them coffee or whatever beverage they like :3

-we'd totally be besties wirh karasu and zantetsu and barou and shidou and GAGAMARU and kurona and then the coaches would be like "GET BACK TO WORK/TRAINING"

-I would convince Chris that I need my muscles checked so hell touch me (wau wau)

-im sure they'd praise us for our hard work 💪

-we'd probably be asked by lavinho to join him in chasing his trainees while barking at them like rabid dogs (gets them to run faster!)

-noel noa would be in absolute shambles(/lh) if he found out we ran after lavinhos team whole barking at them like insane canines

-Chris would be the type of guy to like the idea and try it on his own team, so we'd end up running after them while barking at them like rabid dogs (great workout for our legs and vocal cords!)

-I would absolutely ask Chris if I could touch his ass or pecks /gen

-if either of us were to get hurt at some point, I think they'd all pick us up and carry us to wherever we need to be to get medical attention (even if it's just a papercut) and being carried by lavinho would be ab absolute experience because I feel like it would be the most conflicting feeling of terror and comfort

-I would absolutely use that chance to mhgghjjdj touch Chris (wau wau)

-I feel like Chris be the typa guy to put on that cringy music to "enthuse" his team about training (yk like some pe teachers)

-I feel like lavi would put on Super weird and expremely niche music, which would be surprisingly good but really really odd

-I feel like noa would put on classical music... REJOICE, LACRIMOSA STARTS PLAYING!

-noel noa would have some absolute bangers tho (classical music actually straight up insane bro fucking lacrimosa got me hooked)

-I would spill water on Chris so he has to very sadly 😔 take off his shirt 👚 🌝

-at the end of the training WED HAVE A UHMM WASSERSCJLACHT ODER WIE ES HEISST AND WE GET WATER GUNS AND SPRAY EACH OTHER WITH WATER MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[northwestofinsanity]

I forgot I still hadn’t posted the last couple of pictures from this set I was slowly releasing last Spring… I am the *worst*. Oh well.

More images of 1978 debut era Squeeze. I am salty as heck that the watermark on the left picture is over Chris’ face when a watermarked version is the only one I can find to begin with, but there’s some priceless shenanigans going on in the background

[hellogoodbyegirl]

Squeeze

[spilladabalia]

Squeeze - Black Coffee in Bed