#Chicken Awashima judging Kusanagi and pecking at anko

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The s4 members except Munakata get turned into chickens. They can't talk but they're still themselves and are trying to do their jobs even in their condition. This last for a while and others are wondering why there are a bunch of chickens running around in the office. Homra sees them later and wonders why Munakata is surrounded by well-behaved chickens. Will Kusanagi still love Awashima if she were a chicken? Yata would have to feed Fushimi since chicken Fushimi wouldn't eat worms and grains.

…I love this ask so much I want to frame it and hang it on my wall XD Just imagine Munakata happily walking through an office full of chickens, praising their hard work as the chickens dutifully peck away at their computers. Munakata doesn’t even find out about this until he gets an uncharacteristically panicked call from Awashima that cuts off abruptly. He decides to go himself to check on the situation, accompanied by only Zenjoh. They follow Awashima’s phone locator to her last known location and as soon as they approach a bunch of chickens come running up to Munakata, clucking in a panic. A very well endowed hen is leading them and seems to be trying to keep them calm, one scrawny chicken is hanging out away from the flock making a cluck that sounds like a tongue click. Zenjoh suddenly turns and draws his sword, he manages to knock down the fleeing Strain but not quite quickly enough and now there’s a one-winged rooster hanging out at Munakata’s back. 

Munakata learns that the ‘Turns People Into Chickens’ Strain has been causing chaos all around the city, the good news is now he’s captured but the bad news is the only way for his power to wear off is for it do so naturally, the Strain can’t even control it. This means that Awashima, Fushimi, Zenjoh and the Special Forces squad are now all stuck as chickens for the time being, they have their all their regular memories and stuff it’s just they’re chickens now. As such Munakata doesn’t intend to give them any leeway (chicken Doumyouji ruffles his feathers and looks all bummed, like really we’re chickens and we still have to do paperwork), he hopes they can all continue to do their jobs properly. 

He takes them all back to S4, Yayoi gets to watch Zenjoh and he probably has a calm time hanging out in the records room, though unfortunately they have to lock Kuro out for the time being for safety reasons. The rest of the squad settle in to work and do their best. Awashima is very popular with the women of S4, like look what an elegant chicken Lieutenant makes, they probably give her a cute little bow and Awashima is secretly very proud of it. Doumyouji learns to hold crayons with his claws and feels very pleased while Kamo finds out he can still even do some cooking he just needs help with things like holding knives. Hidaka keeps having mild freakouts every time he looks in a mirror while imagine Gotou just sleeping on top of his cursed chicken god statue every night and being very chill. Fushimi is extra gloomy and snaps at any alphabet boy (alphabet chicken?) who gets too close to him. Akiyama is a little distressed that he can’t even make Fushimi coffee in the current situation. 

At some point Homra realizes that S4 has been very silent lately and is something wrong. Kusanagi has been trying to contact Awashima but she doesn’t respond, Yata reports that Saruhiko hasn’t been answering his texts either. They decide to stop by S4 and imagine them walking into the building and running right into Munakata who’s walking by with a bag of chicken feed, smiling and telling them they’re just in time. Kusanagi and Yata exchange glances and follow Munakata into an office full of chickens. As Yata’s about to ask if the Blue King has finally lost it he’s suddenly pecked in the ankle by an angry chicken. Munakata chides ‘Fushimi-kun’ and Yata’s like wait you named the chicken after Saruhiko. Kusanagi finds himself face to face with a hen that has blue eyes and a cold stare and sighs like don’t tell me. 

Munakata asks Yata to assist with the feeding, Fushimi is very picky about what he’ll eat and Yata may be helpful in this area. Yata can’t take it anymore and starts laughing, like seriously you guys all got turned into chickens. His laughter immediately turns into a yell of pain as Fushimi pecks him again, Yata’s like what the hell Saruhiko stop it. Yata tries to feed Fushimi some grain because this skinny chicken definitely needs some meat on his bones (Fushimi pecks him again and Yata’s like I didn’t mean it that way I’m not gonna eat you), Fushimi tastes a little and then pointedly spits it out. Yata ends up in S4’s kitchen making a personalized meal for the grumpy chicken hanging out at his feet and he has no idea how he got dragged into this. Meanwhile Kusanagi is trying to get a grasp of the situation from Munakata while Awashima just sits in his lap looking very on guard and businesslike and it’s kinda eerie, seeing Awashima’s normal expression on a chicken.