#Chessbox headcanons

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Hobie headcanons

tw: for gun, only the picture

tw: shadow the hedgehog?? in the picture as well

that picture has nothing to do with it, but I'm silly and smooth brained.

-My friend had a headcanon that Hobie acts like a giant cat and doesn't have a spine.

-You could walk in a room and he could be absolutely crunched and folded..

He's sleeping, don't bother blud.

-He loves to pick up his friends and spin them around. (credits to @chaosemporium)

-Then they immediately get judo-flipped/or german suplexed.

Example:

"Hey hobie, how's it going-"

gets judo-flipped into space

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- Hobie is a very heavy sleeper, he hates getting up in the mornings and afternoons (common sense ig)

-Hobie will wear your clothes, he will wear them better than you.

-Hobie, who knows that he can play his electric guitar without an aux box (???).

-I also headcanon that the only reason that hobie told miles about the palms, is because he does it.

-Hobie doesn't have a spine, as I've mentioned. He could have all his bones cracked and displaced, and he'll get up like nothing happened.

-(Like that one tiktok audio where she's dancing and you hear the cracking of bones 💀)

-Best believe, if you have a wheelchair, he will wheel you around and decorate your wheels with his own stickers/patches.

-(inserts that one picture of the 'who said wheelchair dancing can't be spicy' one 💀 ifyky)

-Hobie, who annoys you everyday but you still love him.

-Hobie would definitely pirate or steal games (do you think he would be a fan of earthbound? Or any nes game?)

-When you both go on a walk, he likes to just dissapear then jumpscare you on a corner 💀

-Or with fnaf music (pls tell me yk)

-Calls you on his alarm clock 💀

Shit, mind got softlocked

One more: Hobie likes to blow smoke into your mouth, if you're fine with him doing it ofc.

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Hobie!!

Hobie is just cuddling you in the darkest corner of his apartment/canal boat. Just kissing your face, nuzzling you while watching a show, calling you beautiful/ handsome/cool, and you both go to sleep.

-also, I had a little thought where when you go near hobie, his newspaper border is now your favorite color (or if you like flowers, there's a random flower newspaper design on him)

:3

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HOBIE!

Yeah, its me again, with more headcanons

(Sick of me? Yeah I know ^^)

Okay anyway

-Hobie, he's a heavy sleeper, so if he falls asleep on you, you're gonna have to stay there. (I don't make the rules!!)

-Hobie letting you hang out with him on his boat (In my mind, canal boat, so cool).

-He has a variety of plants by the windows of each room ^^. (I personally don't think hobie would have really fragrent flowers) (also he got them from an elderly neighbor, why? Because I said so ^0^).

-You could spent days in the canal and you wouldn't even notice until you checked your phone. (💀 190 days)

-Wants you to be at his band's performances (he gets a lil sad when you say no, but you surprise him later ^^)

-Makes sure to check on you when you're both in crowds, gotta make sure you're okay <33.

-If you play a sport, he will come, just look at him in a corner of the stadium/park, and he'll be there, waving.

-Most likely to make out with you in an alley or somethin'

-Then just swing back to your apartment/house : P

-yuh, ruh tuh tuh

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-You and hobie are most likely to cuddle on the boat, in the darkest corner ^^.

-He will teach you how to play his electric guitar if you ask! Extra points if you're a bassist!!⭐

-You can tell I love bassists (not forgetting about you drummers!)

-He'll probably play basketball with you, even if you're practicing! (Bro just breaks your ankles 💀)

(also, tell me that hobie doesn't sound like lancey foux.)

-If you have a lil fish pond, with koi or something, he'll feed them (in different times of the day, but they're still getting fed)

-he'll play (???) with them also.

-You guys will have prank fights, the apartment/house/canal will be a mess by the time you guys get done with the prank war.

-def "pss pss's" at you

-yeah, I'm done now ^^

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among us w/ the arachi-kids

was playing among us with my friends and got imposter twice, so... I decided to write this.

Arachni-kids playing among us:

Miles: He can't think of good excuses for not being imposter.

Hobie: BLUD IS WATCHING ‼‼‼🗣🗣

Gwen: Not good with playing imposter (gets almost caught at the 2nd dead body reported.)

Pavitr: I have a headcanon that he's really good at being imposter.

E42 miles:🗣 bro ain't playin ‼‼‼

This is probably a shitpost idk..

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Imagine

Just relaxing/doing homework/walking around, and Hobie just comes out of nowhere and judo flips you lovingly and then walks away.

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Smoking with Hobie!!☆

tw: smoking!!!!

tw: also, this is my first fic so...

(Spotify song i got the idea from)

(Also you guys don't have to listen to the song, cus it might not fit)

I made the blunt/cig smell good because I can????

If you take inspiration from this and want to include it in your fic/headcanons, just let me know before you do!!🗯

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The strobe lights, the applause, and the screams of the crowd fill your ears. Even from the nearby curb, you hear the appreciative shouts from the crowd as the electric strums ring out.

Shortly after, Hobie comes outside, his electric guitar slung over his shoulder, holding something in his hand. You were already zoning out, but you could see it was a..

Cigarette..?

Or.. a blunt?

Hm..

You see the skinny shape, the smoke coming out the end.

(Whatever you want it to be here : cigarette/blunt)

He comes and sits by you, the glow of the traffic lights echoing on his wicks, the amber color glinting.

He smiles at you, turning (your favorite color), his piercings shining in the moonlight. He puts the cig/blunt to his mouth, and exhales a circle.

"is it fine..if I..?" he's asking if he can blow smoke into your mouth.

You nod, and that's all he needs before blowing a heart in your face. Your look of surprise makes him laugh.

It smelt..good?

Like a faint..smell of vanilla..?

You brush it off and lift the cig/blunt, you blow one out.

It's a heart.

Wait.

It's a heart?!

You look towards Hobie so fast, your neck aches, but he's laughing his ass off. You give him an embarrassed/irritated look.

You look at the pack cover.

"(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ = "Blowing hearts!!"

Oh.

OH.

You punch his shoulder, also laughing with him. The laughing dies down, and you both relax, watching the cars and people go by. He gently cradles your face, looking into your eyes, he leans in.

You lean in too..

Nope.

He suddenly peppers kisses all over your face, his lipstick making imprints on your face, the coldness of his piercing making you shiver, and making butterfly kisses on your neck.

"Hobie!" You squeal, moving away from his kisses.

"What?" He murmurs teasingly, pulling you close, moving to the side, to take another puff of it and blowing a heart at you, you blow one back, and both of the hearts fuse and disperse in mid-air. He pulls you even closer, if possible.

"Love you"

"Love you more"

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-This is my first fic, so criticism is allowed !!! (Just don't be rude about it)

-Love you guys !!! ☆⌒ヽ(*･､*)ᶜʰᵘᵘ♡

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Heyy!! Good afternoon/Good morning, but I genuinely love your headcanons and blurbs of characters, keep going chessbox! You'll get to 100 followers sooner then you think!!

It's morning for me, but- OMFG thank you????!!!!

I didn't think anyone enjoyed them, but now I see!!

URAAHAHHHUUJNNNMMMM, thank you