#Cheryl is possessed by her lesbian ancestor!

[pelorsdyke]

hot take riverdale is what pretty little liars wished it was in the early 2000s

[g1deonthen1nth]

cheryl literally lends her body to her lesbian witch ancestor abigail blossom so that she can have sex one last time with her witch lover thomasina topaz who was killed by an evil wizard and thomasina possesses cheryl’s ex-girlfriend toni topaz in order to do this. this then makes cheryl’s witch girlfriend heather realize that cheryl and toni are true soulmates bound forever across time and space. if you even care

[pamesjatterson]

😭😭😭 there is so much time travel in Riverdale rn they live in the like 1950s BECAUSE GET THIS a comet was heading for Riverdale and Cheryl who was possessed by her ancestor lesbian witchs spirit wasn't able to stop it, BUT jugheads gf (idont rmr her name rn) last second sent them back in time so rn Riverdale doesn't exist but also it does but in the past and like it's sooooo funny and bad like the gay guy is dating Betty. Jughead briefly remembered everything but he forgor. They had a sockhop. Cheryl's twin is alive w a new name. 10/10 chaos 0/10 sense in this show.

ive only watched like. 7 episodes of this show so this is so interesting to read. what the hell

[themauvesoul]

s6 of riverdale fucking RULES and this is for like three reasons. 1. The concept of the squad and friends suddenly and inexplicably getting superpowers just so they can fight some guy named percival perry is. Indescribably funny. And the execution of this is even funnier because everybody is so extremely chill about it. Nobody bothers to question WHY they all have superpowers now and it’s hysterical. 2. Tabitha my best friend tabitha who is so interesting and cool and has the lamest boyfriend imaginable. And. 3. Literally everything going on with Cheryl. She’s got a cult. She’s sacrificing Archie to the maple syrup goddess. She’s a witch. She’s setting shit on fire with her mind. She’s been possessed by the ghost of her lesbian ancestor. She’s reconnecting with her childhood friend whomst is ALSO a witch. She’s living life to the fullest and I love her for it.

[general-sleepy]

@anarchoarchie watch the show i promise you it’s even crazier than this. jughead got rabies from rats in the new york sewers. there was a gay serial killer wedding. cheryl got possessed by her lesbian ancestor for half a season. and that’s barely the tip of the iceberg it’s the best show on television

I wanna know, does it start crazy, or do you have to hang in there for a while before it goes fully off the deep end.

Literally anyone could say anything about Riverdale, and I'd believe it.

A Great Old One burst forth from a crack in the earth and took over the body of a high schooler and now Jughead is dating it? Sure, I have no way to dispute that. In the Riverdale universe the Ottoman Empire still exists and is at war with the United States? Weird, but again, sure. There's an episode where everyone switches bodies? Well, actually every show should have that episode, but still, yeah, I'd buy that.