#Cheated shopowners

[i-only-ever-asked-questions]

Just this morning I was thinking how they never paid for what they ordered; not in the coffee shop, not at the pub and not at Marguerite's. They got there, ordered and left.

Maybe Aziraphale has an open tab and comes back at the end of the month to settle the account? LOL

Hi Mr. Gaiman!

Thank you so much for your work! You and everyone from the team made a wonderful (albeit heartbreaking) season 2!

I have some questions that I've been wondering about since my first watch-through:

Hell has appointed Shax as a replacement for Crowley - did Heaven deem it unnecessary to send a replacement for Aziraphale? Or does he just not know about that?

And what is the reason Aziraphale got to keep his bookshop? Considering Hell took Crowleys flat away and gave it to Shax, it surprised me that Heaven just lets Aziraphale stay there.

Once again thank you and good luck with the strikes!

(PS: I've started reading "The Ocean at the End of the Lane" recently and I absolutely love it, I hope I can still catch the theater production this year!)

Aziraphale owns his bookshop (and some of the land around it). He bought the land in the 1630s, built the bookshop in the 1790s. He always made sure that everything was paid for and only did miracles to obtain things in the most dire circumstances.

Crowley couldn't be bothered with buying things. He bought the Bentley (and, in the 1960s, a full tank of Petrol for the Bentley), but normally in Crowley's world paying for things is something other people do, and it's a minor enough and consistent enough miracle that it's just become a way of life. His flat was paid for by Hell's finance department and as far as Hell is concerned it belongs to them.

[thegreymoon]

Connection

This is so funny 😅

Cheating cheaters deserve to be exposed.

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Awkward 😅

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YOU STRANGLED HER.

NO APOLOGY WOULD BE ENOUGH.

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She can't possibly be that much of a moron.

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Banging my head against the desk.

Girl, if you give him that passcode, your corpse is turning up next for Jae Gyeong to discover.

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Barfs 🤢

If she really falls for this bullshit, I will lose all respect for her forever.

On another note, Oh Yun Jin's reaction to all this is priceless 😂

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Girl, same.

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Aww, he came to pay his respects at the shopowner's wake 😢

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He's also addicted to something.

Probably also to the Lemon Mulberries.

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Introducing a new bastard.

He did not raise a murderous son by being a good father, I bet.

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So much for that friendship.

Tae Jin is only in it for the money.

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She had taken the Lemon Mulberry!!

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LMAO, imagine saying "Go back to the kitchen!" to the woman who just thoroughly kicked your druggie ass.

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LMFAO, end him.

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Well, at least you now have an excuse for being addicted to drugs.

[raibebe]

The explosive Runaway - Haechan

Genre: fluff Words: 963 Summary: Donghuyck finds himself in a messy situation that takes a sudden turn

“You little bastard! Come back here,” the shop owner shouts, bursting through the doors of his shop, “Someone stop the thief!” With a grin on his face, Donghyuck easily disperses the burst of fire sent after him, running into a small alleyway and away from the big roads. “He went down there!” He can hear the voice of the shopowner call after him, the sound of footsteps following him. But Donghyuck is nothing if not a professional at this point. His smirk permanently etched onto his lips, he takes sharp turns into the labyrinth of the alleyways, knowing very well that whoever the shopowner had convinced to go after him most likely doesn’t know the terrain even half as well as he does. 

But what Donghyuck absolutely didn’t remember was the bump in the road he stumbles over, kissing the harsh stone on the ground. “Got him!” Donghyuck hears someone shout. Gritting his teeth, Donghyuck tries to ignore the pain in his knees, he isn’t going to let himself be caught just like that. But to his great horror, he isn’t able to get up, shackles of earth holding him in place. An earthbender? Here in the city? “Now come on, easy does it,” the man comes into view, his piercing green eyes clearly giving away his heritage. “Don’t come closer if you don’t want to get hurt,” Donghyuck spits. He doesn’t need his feet to bend. He can easily take this traveler on his own. “Let me go and this doesn’t have to end dirty.” “Give back what you have stolen then,” the other demands, approaching Donghyuck with careful steps. “In your dreams,” the firebender spits, sending a burst of bright orange fire the earthbender’s way who only barely manages to dodge. “Come on, it doesn’t have to be this way,” he shouts from behind his little wall. “Release me then,” Donghyuck demands again, trying his hardest to pull his feet free. “Give back what you have stolen!” Whoever the stranger is, he isn’t used to this kind of situation, Donghyuck can tell and that’s his chance. 

“Okay, okay,” he grins, holding up his palms, “You got me. I’ll give it back and in turn, you’ll let me go.” “Wait, really?” “Really,” the firebender smirks, watching with great delight how the earthbender comes out of his hiding place, letting his guard down. Donghyuck just needs him to release his feet and he’s out of here. “Okay, nice and easy. Give it back,” the earthbender demands. “Stuffed it into my boot.” “You did what?” “When you get patted down, they never check your boots,” the firebender lies straight to the stranger’s face. Spirits, this one really is as naive as they come. “No funny business.” “I can accept defeat.” That’s a lie. Donghyuck can’t. Not to a random no-name traveler. With a grim smile, the earthbender nods, releasing Donghyuck’s feet. Big mistake. With a grin on his lips, he plants his hands on the ground to swirl his body around, producing flames from his feet to drive the earthbender backward. “Later, newbie,” the firebender laughs, getting to his feet again, catching a last look at the shocked earthbender. 

“Mark, watch out!” Donghyuck hears another voice shout and it seems like he really had used up all his luck this week or maybe even month as he only hears the swishing sound of something before he’s hurled to the side, something forcing his arms above his head and against the nearest wall. “You’re too good for this world,” the same voice chuckles, now sounding way closer. “I really thought I had it, man,” the first earthbender - Mark - responds. 

“Not even for a single second,” Donghyuck butts in, trying to fight against his bindings. Pfft. The second man is able to bend metal. That’s cheating. “Shush now,” the metalbender singsongs, commanding the shackles around Doghyuck’s wrists so he’s forced to face the two earthbenders with his arms stretched high over his head. “Now. Tell us what you stole.” “You wouldn’t believe me anyway. Right pouch.” “Now that wasn’t so hard was it?” “That’s-” “See, I told you, you wouldn’t believe me.” “It’s an apple and some dried beef,” the boy supposedly named Mark gasps out, his eyes so wide, they’re about to fall out of their sockets. “Of course you’ve never seen someone stealing food to stay fed. Now take it and leave me alone,” Donghyuck spits, running his gaze over the nice robe of the earthbender before he tries to curse him with his eyes alone. For a moment, the boy holds Donghyuck’s heated gaze, not budging in the slightest. At least he has courage, he has to give him that. “Release him, Jeno,” Mark sighs. The other eartbender - Jeno - only lets out a huff, commanding the metal binding Donghyuck’s wrists to circle around his biceps instead, forming two neat bracelets. “Well thank you, kind mister earthbender,” Donghyuck jokes, massaging his wrists to release the tension. “Let me,” the man in question speaks softly, reaching for his pouch. “I don’t need your pity money.” “He’s not trying to give you money.” True to his friend’s words, Mark’s hands reaching for him aren’t filled with coins but drenched in blue. “Wha- I thought you were-” “An earthbender, I know,” Mark chuckles, taking Donghyuck’s wrist between his hands, engulfing them in the healing touch of water, “Nice to meet you. I’m avatar Mark.” “Jeno,” the metalbender introduces himself with a gentle smile on his lips, “This is the point where you tell us your name as well.” “I- It’s Donghyuck.” “Well. If you don’t have a place to stay, Donghyuck. You’re welcome to join us,” the avatar smiles as he releases the firebender’s wrists, “I think you’ll get along just splendidly with our other firebender friend.”

[lovemecharlie]

@marvelpotterlove

Part 2

Charlie loved surprises so she didn't mind Erik withholding their destination. He drove to the jet and her eyes widened, not expecting a flight to be involved. Still she didn't ask again where they were headed. It was an hour flight and when the plane landed, Charlie got her answer. They were in good ol' Oakland. "WELCOME BACK TO MY FUCKIN HOME," Erik yelled cheerfully to the sky lifting her up again. "GLAD TO BE HERE," she yelled as he toted her to the matte black lambo that sat in wait.. although she was not quite sure why they were yelling.

The music he blasted made her laugh because she could barely understand anything the rapper was saying. "Y'all's language is so bouncy like there's a lot of tongue action. Do you ever bite that big clam's foot slapping around in that juicemouth just trying to talk?" He chuckled before he could stop it.

"Your country ass.. Be careful, Charlie... I know you like to be control, but that shit can shift swiftly," he warned playfully, looking over at her in the passenger seat.

"Tongue. twisting. negro," Charlie stared stunned. "See, your voice is bouncing more already. Do you hear it," she chuckled stroking his Adam's apple quickly. His chest vibrated and the corner of his lips lifted as he shook his head in faux irritation, brushing her hand off of him. "Gone somewhere! You irritating as hell," he smiled.

"Fine. Be like that, Bubbalicious. I'll sit here in silence and look at the scenery." And that's what she did, she looked out the window until the car slowed. He parked in front of a small jewelry shop and the area was black, negros everywhere. The shopowner when the they entered was black and young. He was also kinda cute, but that was neither here nor there.

"Uh uh. Eyes to yourself if you don't wanna get snatched up in this store, little girl," Erik teased, brows high. Charlie simply smacked his arm.

"Boy hush, overzealous manboar." He gaped and she grinned. "Really handsome and sexual beast of an overzealous manboar," she ammended.

"Wack," he whispered turning to the man who'd just returned from a back room. "Tiny," he greeted hugging the man from across the counter.

"My nigga Killmonger," Tiny grinned, his mouth full of yellow-gold teeth. His hair hung in his face in twists and he had a single gold chain. "This your new lady mane? She fine bro. She fine, but where you find all these women bruh? I just saw you with a badass Puerto Rican. Let another nigga have his blessing out here, damn."

"With a who," Charlie spoke up and Tiny grinned.

"I'm fuckin witchu. She a jealous one. She ready to pop imaginary bitches already."

"You gone respect my wife, nigga," Erik chuckled. "How that empty bed going," he grinned. Charlie just watched the exchange.

"Maaaan...," Tiny's face fell, "That ain't even funny, like, I'm just fuckin with you damn." Tiny looked hurt.

Erik chuckled, "Look man, I need my wife right here to get the works. She gotta represent for a nigga one time, I'm tryna have her looking like me."

"Y'all already look alike," Tiny said and Charlie wasn't sure if he was throwing shots or not.

"You must think my man fine too then," she smiled. He kissed his teeth.

"I mean the dimples, bruh," he finally spoke to her. "Both y'all got dimples."

"You eyeing my girl nigga," Erik teased and Charlie stared at Tiny, her head cocked to the side. "You eyeing my nigga, nigga?" Tiny sighed, distressed, and both Erik and Charlie laughed.

"Mane.. Come to the back. Let me lock this door real quick."

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Tiny kept a hoard of unique and custom golden and bejeweled items in the back just for Erik to choose from. Erik held various gold chains up to Charlie's neck, switching back and forth between a chunky cuban link littered in glittering diamonds and a braided rope chain littered in glittering diamonds before buying two of each and putting a set around Charlie's neck and the other around his own. He strapped a freshly cleaned white faced golden diamond Rolex to her wrist and its twin to his own. He still wore the gold ring she'd gifted him for Christmas. It was identical to hers and he hardly ever took his off since he loved gold.

"Top or bottoms," Tiny asked filling what looked like a plastic container of putty.

"What you want, Cha? Sky's the limit." Erik draped an arm over her shoulders while she thought it over, his gold twinkling.

"Hm. I want platinum fangs like Daka. Then, I want gold fangs like Daka, but I want those up top. I also want a full bottom grill that's diamonds set in gold and I want something in pink and silver..." Erik's eyes were wide in shock, but he was loving Charlie's greed because she never asked for anything. She hardly ever allowed him to spoil her like he wanted. This was a rare occasion. The plastic tray went into Charlie's mouth and her top teeth sunk into the putty.

"Now that you can't talk or move your teeth for the next few minutes," Erik moved to whisper in her ear, "I wanna bust that sweet pussy open when we leave." Charlie shook her head, no. "I'm a take your lack of response as a yes," he teased as she smacked his arm.

The top mold was done and after a second putty tray, the bottom mold was done too. Tiny offered Erik a deal when he payed, but Erik rejected it opting to pay full price. It would take ten days to get the completed grillz.

"We coming back in ten days to make sure they're a comfortable fit and all that," Erik said on their way out already pushing up on Charlie. She bumped him away with her hip and he lifted her again dumping her on her back in the backseat.

"CHILLL," she snickered as he pulled her legs high around his waist tugging at the band of her red pants and black boyshorts. He yanked them to her knees before removing them completely.

"Nahhh, I need to get in this before you snap out of whatever spell you been under. If I wait, you might revert back into she who shall not be named!" He meant her other self. Her more dominant side.

"King Jade?"

"Shh!!!!" He dove over her to clamp a hand over her mouth loosely. "Don't wake her bossy ass up," he whispered-shouted. She snickered as he kissed down her neck and slid into her slowly. She moaned at the invasion gripping his ass to pull him closer and deeper like a masochist. He was playing. "Erik.. Don't tease me, fuck me." She trapped him against her with her legs. "Pump.. harder," she commanded squeezing him. She didn't have to ask twice, she felt his girth stretching her. He was deep in her guts, stroking straight walls as he rocked inside of her.

"How's this, huh?" He grinned showing his fangs and Charlie couldn't speak... Then he bit her on the neck and she grunted. "Words. Is this good?.. Huh?" Charlie's mouth hung open. She allowed herself to be pushed toward the edge until she melted. "More," she gasped quietly and he had the same sentiment because he didn't stop. Her back arching, she jerked as she came again, her leg shaking. "Fuck," she stammered. He held her by the hips and began slamming into her causing her to grab the seat beneath her, the headrest, and anything else he could grab. "Damn you," she yelled.

"Damn this pussy," he panted. "Scream my name... Scream my fuckin name, Charlie." She bit her knuckle determined to take it, low grunts escaping. He swept a light and fast hand back and forth across her clit drawing more sound. It was a cheat code he'd long figured out to trigger her orgasm and he liked to use it as a trump card. She yelled instantly, locking up and tensing as he continued to thrust through it, holding onto her tightly. His fingers dug into her hips. "Oh shit," he cussed having almost cum from her muscles squeezing. It snuck up on him and he tried to pull away, but when Charlie tensed again, he said fuck it and came with her. She could feel the heated liquid explode inside of her and slide out, down her crack and to the seats, leaking under her. They'd have to clean it up before they pulled off.

10 Days Later

Charlie stood in the jewelry store dressed in all white from head to toe and Erik wore the same. They both wore their chains, white-faced watches, and rings. Charlie tried on each pair of her brand new grillz and admired them in the mirror, but the ones she decided to wear out were the golden top fangs. He had his bottom golds in too. "Damnnn," he held her chin in his hands as she grinned widely. He was in love with her new look. "I might not let you take these out. You look badass."

"You want me to suck your diddly with these grillz and make you nut again? Count how many nuts you can get before you get too sensitive? I might not stop." He stuck her tongue out teasingly.

"So, are y'all set or..." Tiny looked like he was uncomfortable and done.

"BYE, TINY," Charlie chuckled.

The End

@poosypoosy @bastioncarterstevens-udaku @hennessystevens-udaku @itsangeludaku @alyshastevens-udaku @itskimorafireudaku @allhailnjadaka @bidibidibombaclaat @blackpinup22 @destinio1 @hold-me-like-a-heart-beat @leahnicole1219 @vikkidc @thehomierobbstark

[minjoonchild-blog]

LIBRARY ~

TO READ:

- SERIES -

carousel - arrangedmarriage!au myg

charmolypi - hobi x kook x joon x jin x reader

the devil skates on thin ice - hockeyplayer!yoongi

does this make sense - yoongi x reader

entanglement - namjin x reader

fall for you - fuckboy!kook

the firework boy - jimin x reader

flirt - fuckboy!kook

four letters - e2l!au jjk

grey area - soulmate!au myg

hidden - minjoon x reader

imaginary friend - yoongi x reader

insemination wars - babymaking!au ? myg

la douleur exquise - incubus!yoongi

the little things - accidentalpregnancy!au myg

make a home out of you - ex!kook

mr. min - yoonkook x reader

nymphet garden - non-idol!bts x idol!reader

part of your world - mermaid!au jhs

playgirl series - ot7 x reader

private tutor - namjoon x reader

sandwich boy - jungkook x reader

sound the alarms - jungkook x reader

suga daddy - yoongi x reader

tainted - demon!hobi

tantalizing - jungkook x reader

we’ve got you - sope x reader

written on our veins - soulmate!hobi

- ONE SHOTS -

100 to 1 - hoseok x reader

7 ways to meet min yoongi - mafia/gang!au myg

after dark - vampire/knight!au jjk

akrasia - fwb!au myg

...and cheese - e2l!au jhs

ares - general!jungkook

bad religion - devil!kook

a bastards etiquette - royalty!au knj

beastly gods - hybrid!tae

before the high tide - f2l!au jhs

beg for it - yoongi x reader

by its cover - fosterkittendad!yoongi

chance encounter - taehyung x reader

change of direction - roadtrip!au kth

change your ticket - carnival!au pjm

chasing horizons - yoongi x reader

classic ceramics - shopowners!au myg

cool cats (and dogs too) - singledad!yoongi

cum!bts - ot7 x reader (THERE IS A PART TWO)

dichotomy - arrangedmarriage!au kth

dirty laundry - jimin x reader

do it for you - dom!jimin

dont stop - boyfriend!kook

double trouble - jihope x reader

embroidery - ceo!tae

exposed - e2l!au knj

festivities - yoonkook x reader

f--- the police - detective!au pjm

fuck you all the time - namjoon x reader

get you the moon - jock!tae

the guardian - panther!yoongi

guilty as charged - FBIagent!au knj

hell’s coffee - coffeeshopowner!joon

hold me by the heart - sport!au jhs

hoping for the best - lifeguard!hoseok

i’ll give you my heart - yoongi x reader

illusion of choice - heir!au jjk

last christmas - e2l!au badboy!kook x nerd!reader (two-shot)

the lionheart’s oath - royal!au jjk

love is for the birds baby - tattooartist!yoongi

love language - soulmate!au knj

the love swings - exes!au jjk

luxuria - incubus!jimin

the making of love - actor!au knj

me, you, and this thing we have between us - pregnant!au pjm

mixtape - college!au myg

more than us - roommate!au kth

moving in - boyfriend!kook

nocturne - nymph!yoongi

no need for dreaming - roommate!au pjm

not quite lovers - office!au jjk

obligated - arrangedmarriage!au knj

oblivious - f2l!kook

paired up - yoongi x reader

paper cranes - bf2l!au kth

pinky promise - bestfriendsbrother!au kth

play pretend - soccerplayer!kook

poseidon - merman!jimin

prop-anal - taekook x reader

protection - bodyguard!kook

puppy language - puppycafe!au jjk

pusher love girl - possessive!tae 

pushing buttons - jungkook x reader

put your records on - cheating!yoongi

raise the bar - jimin x reader

red mistletoe - sopemon

request - jungkook x reader

risky business - boyfriend!joon

road trip - jimin x reader

salvation - zombieapocalypse!au myg

since day one - werewolf!kook

smiles with a grain of salt - idol!yoongi

so i can have you - foxdemon!tae

something in the way - werewolf!joon (there is a pt. 2)

sonder - taehyung x reader

sound - fratboy!jungkook

stress reliever - kim line x reader

sugar - escort!au myg

suitors - arrangedmarriage!au knj

sweet one - vampire!yoongi

teach me - teacher!au jhs

teen idle - hoseok x reader

three musketeers - maknae line x reader

to the beat of my heart - dancer!hobi

to the hilt - jimin x reader

triplicity - sope x reader

the truth between us - editor!yoongi

tryst - junghope x reader

T&S - jungkook x reader

waiting game - college!au myg

welcome home - wolf!hobi

what a feeling - yoongi x reader

when the power goes out - yoongi x reader

wildest moments - yoongi x reader

worth the wait - richboy!tae

your every wish is my command - genie!au jjk

CURRENT READS:

- SERIES -

all to myself - yoonmin x reader 

angelic - jimin x reader SM AU

blood in the water - avatar!au pjm

break the ice pt. 2 - jikook x reader

the doms next door - taekook x reader

dust to dust - mafia!au pjm

duvet days & vanilla ice cream - spermdonor!au jjk

falling into you - jungkook x reader

heartbeat - gang!au jhs

i need you - ot7 x reader

a lack of color - soulmate!au pjm

life with bangtan - ot7 x reader

onsra - jungkook x reader

protege - jungkook x reader

rewind series - ot7 x reader

string of fate - ot7 x reader

a sweet touch, a finer delicacy - jikook x reader 

tempting - taehyung x reader

tip 143 - camgirl/boy!au jhs

true care - jungkook x reader

the turing test - android!kook 

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? - virgin!jimin

[circuslollipop]

lazytown d&d headcanons

because i love lazytown and i love d&d and if there’s anything i love more than the things i love it’s smashing the things i love together

i imagine the kids being slightly older in this

pixel is the one who suggested that they all form a d&d campaign. at first it was just going to be the kids, but then stephanie got the idea to invite sportacus and robbie along as well.

pixel’s the dm, and the players are thus: stephanie with her halfling bard, trixie with a half-orc barbarian, stingy with a human warlord (prince, he corrects literally anyone. but prince isn’t a class is it), ziggy with a dwarven fighter, sportacus with an elven paladin, and robbie with a human arcane trickster

since robbie’s really good at making characters (master of disguise, HELLO!), he helps the kids come up with backstories for their characters

stephanie and sportacus are the party healers, and good thing there’s two of them because trixie, ziggy, and robbie all keep getting injured in fights and other such things (especially trixie omfg)

trixie’s barbarian somehow ends up being INCREDIBLY op. she got insanely good rolls when she was making her character’s stats, and she’s really good at bending the rules but not quite breaking them. like she finds the loophole in everything; it’s really quite amazing. she beats enemies that players twice her level should have trouble beating

there are days when robbie rolls natural twenty after natural twenty, and then there are days when the dice just. hate him

most of the sessions take place in either the town hall or robbie’s lair

whenever it’s not his turn, sportacus is just doing pushups in the background. he also does pushups when it IS his turn. in fact, he always flips at least five times before rolling the dice

at first, sportacus rolled for everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. “ї řŏľľ ŧŏ ώαľқ їήšїđэ!” “ї řŏľľ ŧŏ эαŧ αή αÞÞľэ!” “ї řŏľľ ŧŏ Þэŧ ŧЋэ đŏġ!” like he has a lot of fun with the dice. however, he stops doing that when “ї řŏľľ ŧŏ šαỶ Ћї ŧŏ řŏЪЪїэ!” and he rolls a 1 and ends up insulting him instead. (now he just sticks to rolling for the necessary stuff, like fights and such)

stingy claims his dice are solid gold and gets incredibly territorial with them

trixie and robbie’s characters become a VERY chaotic neutral duo, always finding ways to break every single fight. they go to underground wrestling matches in game--robbie’s trickster sets up the bet, trixie’s barbarian does the fighting, and then makes damn sure they get paid afterward. ESPECIALLY since robbie gets the idea to use magic to cheat in these matches so that they always win

sportacus slightly disapproves but says nothing because it is a game after all

pixel is Done

jives, penny, the trio, rottenella, the cat, sugarpie, glanni, and ithro are all npcs

sportacus’ character is literally himself. like named ‘sportacus’ and everything

same with stingy, except he’s ~prince~ stingy

trixie, ziggy, and sportacus’ characters are all tanks, while robbie’s character is VERY MUCH a glass canon

after a while sportacus and robbie’s characters start flirting with each other in-game, and then before long sporp and robbie start flirting with each other as well. the kids notice this and try to set them up, both in game and out of the game

one time the party was trying to bargain with this stubborn shopowner npc for an Incredibly Important Artifact™. stingy of course goes “this Incredibly Important Artifact™ is mine” and rolls a natural twenty

that’s all i can think of for now but i’ll certainly add more if i can think of more!