#Charlie Slimecicle x Reader
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squinch-depraved · 18 days ago
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p! link masterlist ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜
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!!! submissions are open if you have a link you'd like to share !!!
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꒰ thank you to everyone who sent stuff for this, i hope to continue adding to it !! ꒱
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✦jschlatt:
the one that started it all
sitting on his lap
short but sweet
i could totally see him waking you up like this
he would absolutely film this you can't convince me otherwise
unpaid intern schlatt 1
unpaid intern schlatt 2
✦ted nivison
him holding you in his lap and playing with you
making him eat you out while you read
just kinda grabbing him
bathroom sex
ted and his stupid little apple watch
✦charlie slimecicle
lazy sex with charlie
slow and romantic
pounding up into you from behind
holy fuck this one is so perfect
you cannot tell me he wouldn't be into this
teasing you
jerking him off like this>>>
✦cooper cscoop
cooper links coming soon !!
✦hasan piker/hasanabi
bulge thread !!
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lowkeyrobin · 9 months ago
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hi pookie can I get an mcyt with reader that bakes?? Like they'll just come in on stream and give mcyts a fucking platter of baked goods lol
-🎀 anon
oooo yes omg!! thank you 🎀 anon! <3 got the whole gang in here for this one LOL
MCYT ; "in my baker era"
includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, slimecicle, & cellbit
warnings ; language, mentions of drugs
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TOMMYINNIT
"Hi y/n- oh, thank you, darling!'
literally has the widest smile on his face
shows off the goods to the stream
"do these have any drugs in them? me n charlie are trying to sell drugs, y/n. we need more stock"
you hear charlie screaming through tommys headphones, "we need the grain, y/n! we need THE GRAIN"
bro is munching away on those cookies holy shit
he feeds chat as well dw
RANBOO
"Hey babe! Oh, thank you!"
does a whole 360 of the plate for chat 💀💀💀💀
"Oh my God, these are so fucking good"
"guys, y/ns in their baking era. can you write an album about that? please become Taylor swift for us"
"BAHHAHAHAH"
literally takes a picture as per usual and posts it to Twitter LMAO
he gets some fans to send you recipes you should try for a serious baking stream LMAO
BADLINU
"Hey love- oh, hi!"
all smiles and shit, he swears you have a sixth sense to know when people are hungry
"guys, y/n made me some bisexuality cake!" He giggles, showing off the tri-colored cake on the plate
he was making a video with harry, tubbo & tommy so everyone had their facecams on
it was like a three tier cake you made and cut out a slice for him
the inside was just the bi flag and the outside was plain white with some fun icing piper testing
he tries it and it's SO MOIST AND SOFT IT IS PERFECT.
there's just 5 raw minutes of him telling you how amazing this fucking cake is LMAO
QUACKITY
"Hey, I'm streaming ba- ohmyfuckinggodthankyou!!"
does a 360 of the plate for the camera
"Holy shit these look so fucking good, thank you so much, y/n"
he's literally just streaming on the qsmp with roeir and fit and he like games and eats the damn cookies at the same time LMFAO
"Dude I feel like I'm high, these are so good, what's in this shit?"
"cocaine"
"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST DRUG ME? GUYS, MY PARTNER DRUGGED ME, HELP"
you're just playing into the bit dw
best red velvet cookies he's ever eaten
CELLBIT
"Hey darling, what's up?"
you hand him the little strawberry shortcake and he just looks at you like 😍😍
turns to his stream and shoves the plate up to the camera all happy like "Oh my God look what they made for me!"
he eats the entirety of it on stream and asks you a bunch of questions
like how you made it, where you found the recipe, etc
he shares it with you too 💔🫶
NIHACHU
"Hi honey! Ooo, what's this called?"
"Chocolate mousse. it's a little thick because it's my first time making it but let me know if it's good"
she holds that little glass like it's her child
she tries it with a tiny spoon you gave her and she's like "oh my God this is amazing, y/n/n"
shows it off to the friends she's streaming with too
"send them more recipes guys, I wanna be spoiled with sweets!"
"thank you nikis viewers!! love you all"
FOOLISH GAMERS
when I tell you this man's face LIGHTS UP.
"you made me fudge? oh my God! I love you"
literally spends the next 15 minutes talking to you and gobbling the fudge down
"since when do you make fudge??"
"since I wanted to try" you shrug
"you should totally make some more... when you're not busy and if you want to!"
"Thank you y/n! everyone say thank you!"
SLIMECICLE
"Oh, hi y/n! thank you so much"
does a 360 for stream
"when did you find time to make this? I thought you were at work????"
"special treat" you shrug
you watch him run across the qsmp and go to ems bakery to sit inside and eat it ����
he keeps you on stream for a while cause chat loves you n stuff 🫶🫶
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pequins · 4 months ago
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IRL P0RN VISUALS 🔗
cont : slimecicle , ted nivison & jschlatt .
MDNI NSFW AHEAD
all vids are from twitter , you might have to log in to see them.
( more to be added when i find them )
SCHLATT
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a/n : he looks so fucking good in this video im gonna chew on him
schlatt giving you a punishment for being a brat
( LC ) schlatt jerking vid
teasing / c^nt slapping
sub!schlatt org4sm denial
CHARLIE
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c^nt slapping
against the desk
size difference
TED NIVISION
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f!ngering
p^ssy eating
size difference
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unlust-fvck · 1 year ago
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"please get off my lap." "but you're so much prettier from this angle."
with chuckle sammy + will (and dreamy weamy if not its ok)
i had so much fun writing this :’) i went OVERBOARD.
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schlatt- it was one of those normal work days for him; editing and playing the same clip over and over again until he deemed it perfect. you, on the other hand, found this pointless and decided to go bother him.
“jayyyyyy”
he wouldn’t even move, knowing your exact objective. he’d just let out one of those disappointed parental sighs. you’d peer into the room and quietly patter into the once spare bedroom that was now schlatt’s streaming/editing/whatever-else room. as you walked up behind him, you placed both of your palms firmly onto his shoulders and nuzzled your cheek into his, now longer, hair. inhaling deeply, you pressed a kiss to the crown of his head.
“i’m busy.”
he knew he couldn’t keep you off for long after you let out a pitiful whine. schlatt let out a sigh as his eyes fluttered closed and spun around in his chair to face you. he stared at you with an inquisitive look. you smiled, knowing you had gotten your way as your eyes flickered down to his lap, then back up to his. he shook his head.
“toots, i’m busy.”
he could repeat it until the end of time as you climbed into his lap. he gave in reluctantly as one arm wrapped around the small of your back to keep you steady. as he attempted to finish his video, you whined impatiently as you played with the neckline of his t-shirt.
“can you please get off my lap? you’re distracting me.”
“but you’re so much prettier from this angle”
he couldn’t argue with that.
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charlie- as you got ready for bed, you could hear charlie humming to himself in the bedroom. just as you had finished brushing your teeth, you trotted into the bedroom and sat on the bed. you observed charlie as he tidied up the room, still humming to himself. as he laid down beside you, the humming ceased and his head plopped into your lap, his arms behind his head. you chuckled and pressed a lingering kiss to the center of his forehead. when you pulled away, you found him gazing at you. his eyes were so full of love; an adoring grin gracing his lips.
“char, you’ve got to get your head out of my lap, it’s bed time.”
he just continued to look at you as he formulated the perfect thing to say.
“but you look so pretty from this angle- n-not that you don’t look pretty all the time, im just saying that-“
you shut him up with a kiss.
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ted- ted was all about domestic moments with you; everything from cooking dinners to going on dates that gave him butterflies though you had been together for years. tonight was movie night, yet you had other plans. instead of watching the movie that ted was very much interested in, you were gazing at him. the way his nose sloped down and was so cute. the way his eyes gleamed in the light of the television. he was perfect. just as you were bathing in his features, you didn’t realize how close you had gotten to him; your face inches away from his cheek. you pressed a small kiss to it and crawled into his lap for better access. before you could go any further, ted chuckled and tried to push you away, his view obstructed.
“honey pot, i can’t see. you’ve got to get off.”
you pouted and stood your ground as you pressed lingering kisses all along his face and down his neck.
“you.” kiss “just.” kiss “look.” kiss “so.” kiss “pretty.” kiss “from here.”
ted smiled and chuckled breathlessly, before taking his glasses off and sliding them onto the table. he laid down and pulled you with him as he pressed a firm kiss to your lips.
he really didn’t care if he missed the movie.
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wilbur- will was a sunday morning enjoyer. he’d have his old battered book in one hand and the other drawing mindless shapes across your half asleep figure in bed. just as he was about to flip the page with his hand on you, you whined and pulled it back down. he looked at you for a moment, piecing your features together, before showing a gentle smile and placing his book down on the bed.
“s’wrong, love?”
his voice was sweet and like caramel; dripping from his lips ever-so gently. you could just melt as his hand continued moving across your collarbones and shoulders mindlessly. you huffed and nodded your head to his lap.
“i’m almost done with this chapter, not now, alright?”
you let out a whine in protest as he chuckled quietly and picked his book back up, the movements on your chest growing lazy. you knew you could push him. you scooted your head into his lap, gazing up at him from underneath his book. your eyes shined like stars; he was beautiful. wilbur let out a lighthearted sigh as he set his book down once again;
“darling, d’ya mind getting your head off my lap?”
you just shook your head, your eyes flickering to his slightly parted lips, then back up to his caramel eyes.
“you look much prettier from down here”
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anotherfcknschlattsimp · 2 months ago
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Kinktober Day 4
oral fixation
small headcanons, very lame, but the blurbs are gonna make up for it i pinky promise
let's go
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schlatt
very unsure what to do
y’want some booze?
You did not want some booze, you wanted him
pants off, cock out, hand in your hair to use your mouth and keep it busy
aye aye cap’n
ted
gives you a dab pen instead
overall just trying to replace nic with thc
and then one day both your pens are charging and the craving HIT and you have only two things on your mind
drugs, and ted’s cock
but since your drugs were otherwise engaged, you were setting your sights on your gorgeous boyfriend’s libido
better hope he can last at least until your cravings subside, but preferably the whole 1-3 hours they take to fully charge
charlie
he doesnt realize that the oral fixation could be naughty at first
just getting you plenty of lollipops and gum and such
until one day you’re like “charlie, baby,,, *please* let me suck you off”
he’s flabbergasted
too nervous to tell you that you can use him whenever you need
so one night when the candy and mock vapes arent working, you decide to take initiative and drop to your knees to take his pants off for him and mouth over his bulge
charlie was so confused but so turned on and excited
but little did he know, your cravings were at an all time high today and you were not letting him get away until you were done and content, the crying only made him cuter
(god i love making charlie a lil crying bitch in all my works)
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medlarmeadows · 3 months ago
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i'm in love with you too, dumbass
cc!Charlie Slimecicle x fem!reader
Synopsis: Four times you hid your unrequited love for Charlie, and one time you discover the love is requited.
Warning(s): feelings, some tooth-rotting fluff, angst, kissing.
Word count: 4k
A/N: This is finally done! Sorry it took so long, it became much longer than I expected it to be. Will probably take a break from writing after this, because creative juices have kind of run out recently (part of the reason this took so long. Hope you enjoy it!
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1.
The chaos of conventions never failed to amaze you. Granted, it was your first time at one, but within the short period that you spent at the convention, you just felt equal parts amused and overwhelmed by everything.
Including Charlie.
It wasn’t that you couldn’t stand his presence – he was one of your best friends, of course you wanted to spend as much time with him – but if you had to swallow down the butterflies in your stomach one more time, you swore you were going to vomit them out.
As it turns out, going on an extended vacation with your best-friend-that-you-are-in-love-with-who-doesn’t-know-you’re-in-love-with-him-and-most-likely-will-not-return-the-feeling was not the best thing for your emotional and mental well-being.
To a certain extent, you were able to hide your feelings behind a camera, what with being his plus one (platonic) and camera woman (he was paying you in food, so who were you to say no?) for the convention. It was pretty rewarding too, watching him interact with fans and other creators.
You were happy seeing him be happy.
However, you were still spending hours on end with each other, so there were bound to be instances that threw you off.
“Hey, I haven’t said this yet, but you look really nice today,” Charlie told you as you were resting on some benches in a quieter part of the convention.
You nearly sputtered water out of your mouth.
“Thanks?” you replied, praying to God that your face hadn’t turned bright red. Panicking, you try for a banter:
“I mean, I look the same as always? Don’t tell me you think I look ugly on a daily basis.”
“For the record, I think you look pretty on a daily basis. You just look prettier today.”
He said it with the sincerest look on his face, his eyes crinkling as he smiled at you softly. So many words threatened to pour out of you in that moment, some suave retort on your tongue, some embarrassing confession behind gritted teeth. But all that came out was:
“You look great too.”
Charlie lets out a chuckle.
“You’re just saying that because I complimented you.”
“Well, was I not supposed to say anything? I don’t know how else I should’ve responded – ”
“How about just take the compliment, dumbass,” he huffs out, but you can hear the affection in his tone.
Affection that was 100% platonic, you tell yourself.
You’re saved from trying to come up with another response as another one of Charlie’s creator friends approaches, launching them into a discussion about something like therapy and a funny video idea.
Just like that, you were back behind the scenes, behind a camera, your pride and friendship protected for yet another day.
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2.
When you had stepped out the house that day for a picnic, you weren’t expecting it to be so fucking cold.
It was freaking September! Why was it so windy?
You tried your best to pay attention to the story Ranboo and Moonzy were sharing, but half your focus was on not shivering whenever the wind blew through the park.
The other half was trying it’s best not to let your eyes linger on how the wind messed up Charlie’s hair just right.
“Can you pass me the strawberries?” asked Charlie.
It takes you a second to register that he was talking to you, and you give him a stiff nod, not really trusting your teeth not to chatter if you replied verbally. Your fingers seemed to also be stiff as you gripped the box of strawberries and handed it to him.
When he takes the box from you, your fingers brush just the slightest, sending a shiver down your spine that you wish you could blame on the wind.
“Thanks – Jesus, why are your hands so cold?” he exclaims.
In a second, Charlie’s put down the box of strawberries on the picnic mat and cupped your hands in his.
Don’t panic, don’t panic, don’t panic.
“It’s really fuckin’ wimdy,” you blurt out.
It sends your friends into a fit of laughter, Ranboo and Moonzy’s story interrupted as they burst out in giggles over your comment. You’re chuckling along with them, but you’re also still really fucking cold.
“Here, take my sweater.”
PANIC.
“Wha – what, wait – ” The rat running the hamster wheel in your brain is sprinting as you try to salvage the situation. “Then you’ll be cold, idiot.”
If you wear Charlie’s sweater, you think you might combust.
But the stupid, handsome, kind, idiot only shrugs and begins to pull his sweater over his head, before holding it out to you. You stare at him dumbly for a second, still trying to come up with a way to reject the sweater.
“God, stop being stubborn and take it, I’ll be fine,” he sighs, brandishing his sweater at you like a weapon. “We both know I’m better at dealing with the cold than you are.”
He’s right, because every time you watch a movie with him, you’re usually hogging the blanket.
But that’s different from taking his sweater!
As the cogs in your brain keep turning, you hear another sigh from him before your vision goes dark. You yelp and start batting your hands as Charlie forces his sweater over your head.
“Charlie – you fucking – I can’t see – ”
“Just wear the stupid sweater, dumbass,” he chides as he gets your head through the collar. “Now, put your arms through the sleeves, or do I need to help you with that too like the baby you are?”
Your eyes widen and you look away from him in panic. As your gaze shifts away from Charlie, you unintentionally lock eyes with Moonzy, who gives you a knowing look.
(Why was she so perceptive.)
(Why did Charlie indirectly calling you baby make your neck uncomfortably warm.)
“Guys, this isn’t the Ranboo baby stream,” you mumble as you put your arms through the sleeves.
That sends your friends into another fit of laughter and signals Ranboo and Moonzy to continue the story. Now, with everyone’s attention back on the story, you privately settle into the warmth of Charlie’s sweater.
You try not to think about how long the sleeves are as you bury your cold hands in the fabric.
You try not to think about how much bigger the sweater is on you than on Charlie.
You try not to think about how you could smell his cologne on the sweater.
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3.
You wouldn’t say that you were a very short person. You’d like to think that you were about average height. It wasn’t your fault that most of your friends were freakishly tall.
Including Charlie.
Whose house you were currently in.
And trying to get snacks from the top of his cabinets because of-fucking-course it had to be in the highest cabinet possible.
“I swear to God if I fall, I’m charging him for my medical bills,” you mutter under your breath as you drag a chair over to climb on to. But just as you were about to put both feet on the chair, Charlie walks into the kitchen.
“ – taking so long to get the snacks,” he says as he enters, pausing when he sees you about to hop onto the chair. He stares at you quizzically, head cocked to the side.
“Why do you look like you’re about to climb onto my cabinets?”
“Because you decided to discriminate against me and put the snacks in the highest shelf possible,” you huff, resuming your mission.
But as soon as you’re rising to your full height on the chair, you feel hands place themselves on your waist. You’re lifted off the chair easily and placed back onto the floor so swiftly you don’t manage a reaction in time.
You’re still staring at Charlie dumbfounded by the time he’s replaced you at the cabinet, chair nudged aside, and retrieved the snacks.
“You could’ve just asked me to come get them, dumbass.” Charlie turns around with an armful of chips.
You’re still trying to process what just happened. You point a finger at Charlie.
“Why’d you pick me up?”
He raises an eyebrow at you, amused.
“To stop you from falling off the chair?”
“But I would’ve been fine.”
“Or you could’ve fallen. Ever heard of being safer than sorry?”
You pinch the bridge of your nose, trying to clear the fog in your brain that has randomly spawned. Your cheeks were warming, you needed to get a grip.
You’re snapped out of your head when Charlie brushes past you, turning just slightly to send you a playful smirk.
“Let’s get back to watching the movie. Or you do also need to be carried over like a princess?”
“Shut the fuck up,” you snark back, annoyed at him and also yourself.
You’re grateful that he had turned back around with a chuckle, because you were pretty sure the tips of your ears were turning red based on how warm they were getting.
You spend the rest of the movie as far away from Charlie on the couch as possible. When he asks why you’re so far away (and to stop hogging the blanket), you kick at him and try to play it off as wanting to stretch your legs out.
It’s definitely not because you think your brain would shut down if you were any closer to Charlie.
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4.
Clubbing was always a fun thing to do with friends, because no matter how many people were crowded around you, or how stinky the place was, it was always fun just jumping around and dancing with your friends.
Of course, it helped when all four of you had consumed a considerable amount of alcohol.
“Let’s dance!” Moonzy squeals, pulling you away from the group and towards some open space before you can object.
The two of you bounce around each other, showing off half-assed drunken movements of really cool dance moves (see: orange justice) and screaming the lyrics of the songs blasting through the speakers at each other.
You’re so engrossed in trying to dip Moonzy without dropping her you don’t notice Charlie come up to you until he’s right next to you, causing you to shriek.
“Jesus – Charlie!” you yell at him, smacking his shoulder for scaring you.
He rolls his eyes, nudging you with his elbow.
“Not my fault you were so caught up trying not to drop Moonzy. I just came over to see what the fuss was all about.”
Your tipsy brain latches on the implication that he was watching you and Moonzy. Your cheeks start to warm at the possibility that he was watching you.
“We were so close before you came over,” Moonzy says with an exaggerated sigh. “You ruined our moment.”
Charlie fakes offense, dramatically placing a hand on his chest.
“I sincerely apologise, fair maiden,” he says in a stupid medieval accent. “However can I make it up to you?”
Moonzy lets out a snort, shoving him playfully before stepping away, saying, “Forget it, I’m going to get us more drinks.”
She shoots you a mischievous look before leaving the two of you. Your brain catches up a second too late for you to retaliate.
Damn Moonzy and her stupid perceptiveness.
Turning towards Charlie, you feel slightly awkward now that your dance partner had left you. But it seems that Charlie didn’t feel the same as he quickly grabs your hands.
“Let me show you how to actually dip someone, dumbass,” he says with a smirk.
Your expression turns panicked for a split second, but you’re not able to object before he’s pulling you towards him sharply. One arm wraps around your waist securely and suddenly he’s dipping you low towards the ground.
You’re acutely aware of how close the two of you are, how snugly his arm fits around your body, and how you could spot the specks of brown in his blue eyes.
As he brings you back upright, your proximity to him remains the same. You let yourself get lost in his eyes for a few seconds, before you realise just how close your faces are.
Nervous, you reflexively wet your lips. Charlie’s eyes dipping from your eyes to your lips catches you off guard, causing your breath to catch in your lungs.
There are words dancing on the tip of Charlie’s tongue. Words you know would ruin you, and your friendship. Because it’s not going to mean anything to him, and it’s going to mean the world to you.
You know what he’s about to ask.
You’re not sure if you have it in you to say no.
It’s as though someone dumped an ice bucket on you as you become uncomfortably sober. You yank yourself away from Charlie, breathing heavily.
“I need to go,” you say breathlessly, eyes darting around for where Ranboo and Moonzy might be.
Charlie’s brows are furrowed, like he notices something was wrong, but he didn’t understand why you were reacting the way you did.
“I’ll take you home,” he says automatically.
“No!” you shriek before you can stop yourself.
The air between you two becomes tense. It doesn’t help that the DJ had changed the song to something slower, no noisy techno beats to diffuse the situation.
“Damn, if I was such a bad dance partner you could’ve just said so,” he jokes, but you can hear the bitterness in his tone.
“It’s not that,” you say immediately. Because it wasn’t his fault. It was never his fault.
How could it be his fault that you fell for your best friend?
“Then?” he questions. “What’s your deal?”
It’s sharp, accusatory, almost like a wounded animal. One hand is clenched and the other is fiddling with the hem of his shirt.
You know your best friend well enough to know that he’s hurt.
You know you’re fucking up your friendship in real time.
“I can’t tell you,” you choke out, cursing yourself internally because you know how flimsy that excuse was.
Charlie raises an eyebrow at you. You know he can see through your bullshit.
A moment passes between the two of you as he looks like he’s mulling over his thoughts. He runs a hand through his already messy hair, something like distress passing over his face.
You could just leave.
You don’t know why you’re waiting for his response.
“Fine,” he says slowly, grinding the word out like he’s forcing himself not to say what he actually wanted to. “But can you text the group when you’re home? Please?”
There’s concern in his eyes, even underneath all the hurt. Your heart drops like a stone because even though you were being a total asshole to him, Charlie was still looking out for your well-being.
“I will,” you promise.
You’re quick to book it out of the club after that. Not even bothering to find Ranboo and Moonzy, knowing that Charlie would eventually find his way to them and let them know what had happened.
That you had left in a hurry after being the worst friend ever.
All because of your goddamned feelings.
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1.
You avoid Charlie for two weeks.
In fact, you avoid Ranboo and Moonzy too because the guilt of being a bad friend weighed down so heavily on you that you couldn’t bear to see your other friends.
It was isolating and caused you to spiral down a deep dark hole you didn’t know how to pull yourself out of.
You tell yourself you deserve it.
Over the course of the two weeks, you tried to formulate a way to apologise to your friends, particularly Charlie for being rude and running out on him. You spent nights muffling your frustrated yells into your pillow because you don’t know how to tell him that you were sorry without exposing your feelings for him.
Part of you wondered if you should just bite the bullet and confess.
But another part of you tells you that was stupid, and you go back to drafting apology after apology to salvage the mess you had caused.
It’s during one of those moments when you were lying on your bed deep in thought that your doorbell rang. Confused, you creep to the door to check who it was. You hadn’t ordered any food or delivery, and you weren’t expecting anyone to show up –
You spot messy brown hair and blue framed spectacles through the peephole. He’s looking down, but you recognise Charlie regardless.
Your blood runs cold.
Should you let him in? Were you even ready to face him again after you practically threw your friendship in his face? What would you even say?
Knocking on the door interrupted your thoughts. You were taking too long.
“Y/N?” called Charlie. “Please let me in. I just want to talk.”
I just want to talk. Maybe he was coming to demand an explanation. Maybe he wanted to tell you he was uncomfortable and that he didn’t want to be friends anymore. Maybe –
“I can hear you breathing on the other side of the door, I know you’re there,” he says.
You let out a heavy sigh. Your thoughts threatened to overwhelm you once more, but your hand moves before you register it. Suddenly, you’re opening the door and coming face to face with Charlie.
In the two weeks you had avoided him, it didn’t look like much had changed. He still looked healthy, save for slightly darker circles under his eyes.
Did you cause that?
The two of you stare at each other on opposite sides of the doorway. His eyes scan your face, as if gauging your reaction to him being there, before tilting his head as though asking to be let in.
Sheepishly, you step aside and allow him into your home.
The sound of the door closing is far too noisy for your nerves, making you flinch slightly as the two of you move to your living room.
Where you continue to stand in awkward silence.
Fuck, how could you have let your friendship come to this?
Charlie is the one to break the silence, placing a paper bag you hadn’t noticed him carrying on the coffee table.
“I brought your favourite pastries.”
You blink.
“Why?”
He sends you a shrug, tucking his hands into his pockets.
“Thought I might butter you up before asking why you’ve been avoiding my texts and calls.”
There it was.
You worry your lip, hands fiddling with the hem of your sweater nervously. You turn your words over in your head, trying to come up with some semblance of a reason that wasn’t complete bullshit.
When Charlie realises that you’re probably not going to respond anytime soon, he sighs and continues:
“I came to apologise, too.”
That snaps you out of your thoughts. Your head snaps to look at him as you meet your gaze directly for the first time since the club.
“Why?” you ask, cringing when you realised that’s exactly what you had said a minute prior.
Charlie runs a hand through his hair, eyes closing briefly like he’s steeling himself.
“At the club,” he begins slowly, “I made you uncomfortable. I’m sorry for that. I should’ve asked first, should’ve waited for you to respond to dancing together and being that close. I’m sorry – ”
“No, stop. Don’t apologise,” you interrupt him, eyes wide. His expression falls, and you think you see fear in his eyes.
So, you ramble on like a steam train running off track. Your words pour out of your mouth before you can filter them.
“It’s not your fault. You didn’t make me uncomfortable – I mean, I was uncomfortable, but that was my own doing. None of it is your fault, I should be the one apologising for avoiding you and – and being a terrible friend.”
You pause to take a deep breath. Charlie’s mouth is hanging open slightly, and you can practically see the gears turning in his head.
You push on before you can stop yourself. Before your brain could tell you that this was a bad idea.
Because you know your next words could change everything.
“I’ve been a shit friend to you because I’m in love with you, Charlie.”
It feels like time stops for you, as you gauge his reaction. You hold your breath without realising and watch him carefully.
This was the moment he was going to tell you that he doesn’t feel the same. That he’s not comfortable being your friend anymore. That he doesn’t want to see you again. That he –
He laughs.
Not a full belly laugh, but a snort that leads to a chuckle. That crinkles the corners of his eyes and fills them with joy.
You feel a pang in your chest, and tears start to prick your eyes. Taking a step back from Charlie, you lower your gaze shamefully.
But then he’s striding up to you and lifting your head up to look at him with gentle fingers on your chin. Charlie’s other hand brushes down your arm to take your hand in his, intertwining your fingers together.
“Don’t apologise,” he says, eyes shining. “I’m in love with you too, dumbass.”
It’s your turn to have your mouth hanging open as you process his words.
“You’re what?” you ask dumbly.
He chuckles again, hand moving from your chin to hold your cheek. You can’t help but tilt slightly into his warmth, revelling in his affection.
“I’m. In. Love. With. You.”
He punctuates each word carefully, sincerely, like he’s making sure that they pierce through your confusion and straight into your heart.
And they do, because the weight lifts from your chest, and the corners of your mouth start to raise into a smile.
Because your best friend was in love with you too.
“Holy shit,” you breathe. “For how long?”
He hums as he thinks, thumb caressing the side of your face.
“Several months, now? Before we went to that convention in LA,” he admits.
“Me too, holy shit,” you breathe, letting out a small chuckle. “Were we just dumb this whole time?”
“Mm, no, I think that’s just you,” he teases, giving your nose a pinch.
You feel your cheeks warm at the action, but you manage to give a sarcastic, “Sure thing.”
Charlie let’s out a breathy laugh at your response, before his eyes turn serious again and he cups your face in both his hands.
“I’m in love with you,” he reiterates. “Can I please kiss you?”
You tell him yes without hesitation, your hands coming up to hold the back of his neck. Because finally you could let your feelings come through as transparent as glass.
He pulls you close and slots his mouth over yours, capturing you in a sincere kiss.
Time stands still again as you embrace. The two of you pour out months of frustration and unrequited feelings (that was really requited the whole time) into the kiss.
When the two of you pull apart, there’s joy shining in both of your eyes. The moment is sweet, before it’s broken by laughter as the two of you consider the stupidity of your situation again.
Charlie spends the rest of the day at your place, the two of you passing stories back and forth when you were hiding your feelings. And when your expression darkens a little as you remember that you have to apologise to Ranboo and Moonzy for avoiding them too, he kisses a little bit of the darkness away.
Finally, you no longer had to hide your feelings deep in your chest.
Finally, you could wear them on your sleeve, as the one you love held your hand.
The end.
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phxntomsdusk · 10 months ago
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chuckle sandwich!!! It can be romantic or platonic I don’t mind but just some fun with Chuckle Sandwich. Maybe ganging up on a guest for the show in a stupid bit or smth?
Playground insults - Chuckle Sandwich x GN!Reader
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summary: just you throwing little kid insults at the boys
warnings: swearing, jschlatt threatening to kill you- (joke of course)
tags: @ax-y10 , @joviepog , @pheliiaa , @idontreallyexistyet , @rqvii , @haunted-headset , @average-vibe , @ivvees-blog , @vibestillaxxx (ask to be added!)
word count: 225
Being on the podcast always ended with chaos, especially today. You had been in a particular mood, dishing random and stupid insults at everyone whenever you got the chance.
“And then he-“ You quickly cut off Schlatt as he was talking, a small smile on your lips. “Who?” He looked at you with a confused expression, about to answer before you spoke again. “Asked.”
Charlie let out an annoyed sigh, sounding like a tired dad as he shook his head and placed it on the table. Ted held back a laugh. And Schlatt looked like he was about to kill you.
“Say that shit again, I’ll put a bullet through your head.” He held up a finger gun, pretending to shoot you. You knew he was only joking (or at least you hoped), but you still put up a scared act.
“Oh, no! Don’t kill me!” You covered your face, before peering through your fingers and laughed to yourself. “Maybe death would be nice.. wouldn’t have to see that thing you call a beard.”
Ted and Charlie looked at you as if you were insane, while Jschlatt got up with an offended expression, stepping off camera and shouted very loudly. “What the fuck?! Who invited them?!”
Ted looked over at him with a raised brow, before clicking his tongue. “You did, Schlatt. You invited them.”
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showf4lls · 11 months ago
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ɞ ― make a home in you; chuckle sandwich
cw + info! fluff, headcanons / no CWs
includes! ted nivison + charlie slimecicle + jschlatt
dedication! @ivyinnit
notes! i’m currently trying to get over a breakup and am kind of struggling w yearning atmo so this request (while old) was kind of perfect thank you for dropping into my askbox, ivy!! little update: it’s been so long since i’ve received this request, i know. it should’ve been easy to get it out quickly, but school absolutely melted me this semester. i know that ivy’s deactivated now, but in the case that she comes across it, i hope you enjoy beloved <3
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TED
⎼ y’all schedule out laundry days together. it’s cute as fuck okok
⎼ forehead and cheek kisses while you’re on your way out the door
⎼ if he wakes up before you, he makes your morning drink of choice just the way you like it! though, he prefers to sleep in with you
⎼ if you don’t have any important plans for the day and you’ve set alarms just for the sake of waking up at a certain time, he turns them all off before you wake up. he wants to give you an opportunity to rest as much as you need to; your body will wake up when it’s ready
⎼ brunch dates! while you guys prefer to sleep in together, you alternate between sleeping in and waking up at a reasonable hour depending on your plans. ted really likes taking you out to brunch and just walking around window shopping with you after
⎼ if either of you are going somewhere important, the other will help them get ready and run through a mental checklist with them before they go in order to make sure the person leaving has absolutely everything they need
⎼ y’all are constantly doing bits. it’s kind of confusing for your friends, but neither of you care much because you’re just having a great time
⎼ ted is an absolute gentleman always, not just in the honeymoon phase. constantly opening doors for you, helping you put your sweater on when you’re leaving the house, opening the car door for you. stuff like that
⎼ he rubber ducks for you a lot. just sits down near you and listens, letting you work out your issues by talking it out without feeling awkward about it
⎼ he’s just overall a great listener and very in-tune with your needs. only gives advice and input when you ask for it, but he always makes an effort to validate your feelings. holds you when you need him to and steps back when he senses that you need space. also really good at problem solving and helping out when you get overwhelmed or have sensory overload
– when you have bad days, he has a tendency to go above and beyond. he cooks dinner for you, makes sure your comfy clothes are all washed and clean, and generally just makes sure you have to do as little as possible so that you have the proper space to calm down
CHARLIE
– you guys have rapid fire joke contests together, usually late at night when you’re sitting on kitchen counters, snacking. you go back and forth until either the two of you are laughing so hard that it would be physically impossible to keep going, or someone can’t come up with a joke fast enough
– you try to stay on the sleep cycle but you both tend to get a little out of whack every once in a while, so you have these phases of going to sleep at a decent hour and then going to sleep when the sun is about to come up
– as such, you guys have these phases of making spontaneous runs to the grocery store or gas station to get snacks, usually cereal for some reason. you get whatever you want and charlie never lets you pay for any of it. on the later nights, you guys sometimes experiment with new flavors of things or weird snack combinations
– he has a thing about always making sure you’re warm enough. you’re a little chilly? he’s pulling his sweater off and pulling it over your head. once you’re all comfy and settled, he’s on his way to turn on the heater. your feet are cold? he’s running to get you a pair of fuzzy socks and a blanket in case your legs are cold too. even when you’re about to leave the house -- it’s colder than 50 outside? he’s scrambling around the house, gathering gloves and scarves and beanies for you to take with you in case you get cold, even if they don’t match. no other options but you’re still cold? mans is wrapping himself around you, trying to use his body heat to warm you up himself. he hates when you’re chilly and uncomfortable :[
– brings you home little presents all the time. literally anything that remind him of you. you have a collection of buttons and keychains that he’s seen while walking through shops. he also steals cool props from videos and projects to give to you. you have a little collection going
– loves pda all the time, but not always cuddling (which can sound confusing, but let me explain). he likes casual pda with you around the house, whether it be you resting your feet in his lap while you both lounge across the couch, sitting on the floor and leaning back on his legs while you watch a movie, him putting a hand on the small of your back while he moves around/behind you, holding onto your hand until you’ve walked out of reach, gently pressing his knuckles into your back while you’re laying on the other side of the bed and facing away from him. likes to be touching you when he can be but in little ways that aren’t super overwhelming (mostly because i feel like you’d both be too fidgety to just cuddle)
– some of your most domestic moments are spent in the kitchen, usually cooking dinner together. it’s light and warm and it feels so much like home that you sometimes find yourself questioning if it’s all real. he’s right there to tell you it is. but back to dinner. he loves cooking for you, and you love cooking for him. it’s all laughter and winding down from work days and gentle hugs and swaying together as he hums for you
SCHLATT
– it’s a little hard to find domestic moments with schlatt off the top of your head, but they’re there when you look for them. they’re quiet, but they’re ever present
– he sleeps a lot, meaning that you usually wake up before him. if he’s sleeping light enough to hear you get up, he’ll roll over, half asleep, wrap his arms around your middle, and pull you back into his chest, mumbling a groggy “ten more minutes, babe. i’ll be up then, jus’ ten more minutes.” it’s never just ten more minutes
– he picks you up and carries you around a lot. not in the typical way. if he thinks you’re working yourself too hard, he’ll grab you from your desk and throw you over his shoulder, dropping you onto the couch and forcing you to watch a movie with him. or you’ll be sleepily making yourself a snack in the kitchen and he’ll grab you from behind, just wrapping his arms around your middle and picking you up. he carries you, complaining and squirming, the whole way to your room and tells you it’s nap time
– you guys have a lot of nap dates. it’s an easy, sweet block of time for you guys to spend together, hazy and together while napping on and off. if one of you wakes up, you get to fondly watch the other nap until you fall asleep again. watch the easy rise and fall of their chest, run a hand through their hair, trace gentle patterns on their skin, play with their fingers, listen to the beating of your heart
– you do the dishes together. you wash and schlatt dries. sometimes you get into towel fights or start flicking water at each other with your fingers
– schlatt follows you out of bed when you get up in the middle of the night. he’d never admit it, but he has a hard time sleeping without you. he hates waking up to a cold bed. so when the clock blinks 3:17 and he feels around to find nothing beside him, even if your side of the bed is still warm, he huffs and gets up. pads through the house with puffy, tired eyes until he finds you. wraps his arms around you from behind and rests his chin on your head. “what are you doin’ outta bed?” he never waits for your response, just starts ushering you back to your room
– really likes seeing you in his clothes, again, not that he would ever admit it. he’ll purposely “forget” to do your laundry so that you have to start wearing his hoodies, tee shirts, sweats, etc. it just gives him the warm fuzzies, seeing you be so comfortable and cozy in his clothes
– hangs on you a lot on days when there’s nothing to do. he’s pretty idle about it, too, kind of like a character accessory. sometimes you just have to go around the house doing your stuff with this big man hanging off of you because you don’t have the heart to tell him to leave you alone for an hour or two to get your work done
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freakyfrogmoisturethief · 2 months ago
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something something just how fast the night changes
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squinch-depraved · 22 days ago
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Your virgin Schlatt fics have got me thinking about reader x Charlie taking his virginity but he’s all subby and whiney and gets overstimulated suuuper fast hehe
this prompt is sooo good ok this takes place in the same universe as my virgin/lc/college!schlatt stuff ( part 1 - part 2 )
(not proofread/beta read)
charlie hears from schlatt that you took his virginity
like this dude was (quietly) bragging about it to his friends and charlie figures if you were willing to fuck schlatt, you'd be willing to fuck him, right?
he's so much smarter than he is, and he would behave better too, he's willing to bet
he just wants to let you use him
he's seen you around campus all the time; you tagged along to a party with schlatt once and he had gotten to talk to you
you were so interesting, so much more than the sex object schlatt made you out to be
maybe he did talk about stuff other than the sex you two had sometimes, but could you really blame poor charlie if that was all he ever paid attention to?
so when schlatt has to go home one weekend for family stuff, charlie knows now is the time to show up at your door like his friend did and hope that you'd take pity on him as well
he knocks on your door with trembling hands, unsure of if you're even home
and he can't decide if he feels lucky or cursed when you answer seconds after he pulls his hand away
this dude is too stunned to speak for a few seconds so you're just standing there, hand on your hip, wearing an oversized hoodie and what appears to be nothing else
he tries not to think about the fact that it might be schlatt's hoodie and swallows hard, stammering a few times before finally getting a sentence out
"h-hi. um. can, i come in?"
you sigh deeply and roll your eyes, opening the door further and shutting it behind him
"i was just wondering, if you wanted to maybe hang out for a bit?"
you stare at him as you plop down onto the couch
his eyes widen at the flash of your panties he sees for only a split second
of course, you know what he's really there for
if he's gonna come here wanting you to fuck him, he's going to have to ask for it like his friend did
"sit. what movie?" you ask, grabbing the remote and patting the couch next to you
"uhm. i'm fine with whatever," he replies shakily
"right answer." you grin and select something interesting, but not interesting enough to hold your attention for long
"i don't think you're here just to hang out, charlie," you tease slyly
his face goes even redder and he fixes his gaze on the floor in front of him
"it's okay if you want more than that. you just have to tell me."
he opens and closes his mouth a few times, trying to find the right words
you placing one hand on his thigh doesn't help, either
"i- wanted you to maybe, do me a favor?"
you scoot closer to him, tossing one leg over his lap and leaning to rest your head on his shoulder
"what kinda favor, charlie?"
you keep using his name; he wonders if you're doing this on purpose
"i just... um. schlatt kinda talks, sometimes, about how you guys," he fumbles, "how you uh, took his. virginity? and i was wondering if..."
he prays you won't make him finish the request
but it appears god is not listening to him at this particular moment
because you smile hungrily and tilt your head to ask, "wondering what?"
and he gulps one last time before spitting out the words like they've been poisoning him for weeks
"i was wondering if you'd be my first?"
somehow he finds the courage to look you in the eyes while he asks
and you just grin, because of course you'll do that for him!
you're on him in seconds, planting kisses everywhere before settling on his lips
he tastes faintly of lip balm, and he moans into your mouth when you bite his bottom lip and slide your tongue in
crawling on top of him to straddle him, you're quick to grind your hips down against his crotch
charlie lets out this strangled whine as he bucks his hips up desperately, it's so pathetic that you can't help but pull away and laugh
"how long have you been waiting for this, char?"
the nickname sends a jolt through him, and he has to think before responding
"since last year when we had that one class together. when we had to be partners for that one lab and you called me a loser under your breath. it was before the whole schlatt thing; that just made me need you more." his voice is absolutely dripping with desire
"you like when i call you a loser, charlie? hmm? you that much of a fuckin' nerd?"
another whimper escapes him as he lets his head fall back and stares at the ceiling
you just take the opportunity to bite and suck on his neck, savoring the noises he makes
"god, you're so good at this," he chuckles breathlessly
"mhm," you mumble, sliding your hands up under his shirt to feel his chest
"o-oh, shit..."
he sounds so helpless, and you're barely even doing anything
gently, you pull his shirt off, giggling at how his glasses come with it and smiling softly as you place them back where they belong on the bridge of his nose
"wanna make sure you you can see me while i make you feel good," you say
his pants twitch under you, and you roll your hips back and forth a few times, trying to give him some friction
of course, he just throws his head back again and lets out a groan
"you're so easy, charlie. such a good, obedient boy, i bet."
his hands come up to hold your waist, nails clawing at the fabric of the hoodie that he so desperately wishes you would remove
and somehow, by some miracle, you hear his thoughts
you look him in the eyes as you pull the hoodie over your head, exposing your breasts and panties to him
he's painfully hard at this point, cock straining to break free of his boxers and pants
so when you scoot off of him for a second, he protests quietly at first
but you shush him, instructing, "be a good boy, charlie," as you undo the button and zipper on his bottoms
shimmying them off of him takes more time than either of you would like, but when you're done, the both of you are left in nothing but your underwear, unable to stop looking at each other
a dark stain of precum adorns the front of his boxers, and you grin devilishly at the sight
"so excited, aren't we?"
charlie nods, eager to please, and reaches for your hand
you let him hold it for a second before laying down on your back, propping your knees up and spreading them open just enough to give him an enticing view of your barely clothed cunt
his breathing gets shallow for a moment before he sits up, fiddling with his fingers
"charlie, baby, you gotta learn how to do this. come make me feel good."
"w-what do you want me to do?" he asks unsteadily
"whatever you think will make me feel good. i wanna see what you can do."
"yes, ma'am," he mumbles, scooting in between your legs and tenderly running one hand up your thigh
"take my panties off," you guide him
he does, drawing in a quiet gasp once you're bare for him
thankfully, his instincts kind of take over, and he hesitates for a moment before flicking his eyes up to you for consent
once you nod, he uses two fingers to spread your folds open, eyes going wider than they have all day at the sight of your soaking core
you take his other hand in yours, bringing it to your clit and getting him started in a circular motion
"that's what you're looking for. oh, fuck, you're actually good at that, oh my god..."
your hand flies up to cup your breasts, but his stays there, going round and round on your sensitive bud
"u-use your fingers. in and out," you order him
he mumbles something you don't quite catch and begins pumping one, then two fingers into your hole
the wet noises combined with your moans are making it hard not to cum in his boxers, so he reluctantly stops
you eye him in annoyance and sit up slightly
"why the fuck did you stop?"
"i-i'm... fuck, this is embarrassing. i'm worried i'm gonna cum," he mutters into his hands as he covers his face
"ohh, charlie. that's fine. i can get you going again."
"but i wanna cum fucking you!"
"jesus, you're pathetic. fine, take off your underwear," you sigh, doing your best to hide your smirk
he does so, face beet red, and refuses to make eye contact as you lay there taking in the size of his length
"okay. um, just... holy fuck, okay, just, c'mere," you stammer, trying to regain your composure
he's a lot bigger than you expected
and he leans over you carefully as he positions himself between your legs again, hissing when his tip hits your folds
"charlie, wait," you blurt out
"did i do something wrong?" he sounds so worried
"no, not at all. i just want to make sure you're okay with this one final time. this is a big moment."
something about him makes you want to be careful with him
you would never check up on someone else like this, but he's just so... sweet
you can't wait to ruin him
"yeah. yeah, this is exactly what i wanted. please," he begs
"please let me fuck you."
your cheeks heat up at his bluntness, and you nod, bracing yourself for his many inches to enter you
charlie lets out the sluttiest noises as he slides between your walls, gritting his teeth and panting until he finally bottoms out in you
"move whenever you're ready, nerd."
he whines, unable to stop himself from smiling, and begins pumping his hips
"oh, fuck! god, you feel good for a fuckin' loser."
this spurs him on even more and he eagerly establishes an intense rhythm, slamming deep into you and moaning with every thrust
you continue to sing his praises, throwing in a few insults here and there, until his pace becomes frantic
"you close, charlie? it's okay, you can cum in me. i'll make you go again until you make me cum."
a guttural grunt tears from him, and somehow he speeds up even more, until he falters for a moment and buries himself in you, collapsing down onto you
you let him catch his breath before shoving him off and positioning him so you can sit on his cock
"fuck, please, 'm so sensitive-" he starts
"don't care," you interject, lining up his length with your entrance and sinking down onto it
he lets out a whorish whimper as you do and brings his hands to grip your hips
"yeah, there you go, just hold on tight while i use you."
another whine spills from his lips, and you start bouncing
he's much more vocal this time, wailing and crying out incoherent gibberish from how euphoric he feels
"s-so good, mm, please! fuck!!" he babbles
"hush, charlie, i'm almost there."
you let your head fall back as you concentrate on how deep he's hitting inside you, how good he feels under you, how hot his stupid fucking noises are
and a few minutes later, you're clenching around him, digging your nails into his chest as you scream his name
and he bucks his hips upwards aggressively as he orgasms as well, painting your insides white for the second time
chests heaving, you lean in to kiss him and adjust his crooked, fogged up glasses
"is that what you wanted?"
charlie nods vigorously and tucks a strand of hair behind your ear
"perfect. thank you."
now you both just have to figure out if & how you're gonna tell schlatt. good fuckin' luck!
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lowkeyrobin · 9 months ago
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MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that
MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"
includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers
warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell
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TOMMYINNIT
he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes
but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass
you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you
"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"
just a teenage Karen
yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you
you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP
Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"
he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person
yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭
#neveridentified
#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense
#i barely know the law shush
RANBOO
they just kind of accepted that you were like this
"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"
hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building
yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back
"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull
your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"
then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school
FREDDIE BADLINU
you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you
you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing
if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up
"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"
"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"
Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online
sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter
"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"
insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say
fight fire with fire I guess
NIKI NIHACHU
she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her
oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person
#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week
people edit the fight too
she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"
"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"
you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine
when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE
"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way
he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny
he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"
honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves
like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.
he's your biggest supporter
he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note
"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"
you're a problem at this point
QUACKITY
you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy
he'll gladly cheer you on
"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"
"Oh it don't bite"
you proceed to bite the bitch
online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme
"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"
you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly
don't worry quackitys there to watch
17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha
when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA
FOOLISH GAMERS
"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear
"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"
Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god
you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls
when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go
let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...
HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON
here you go trending on Twitter again
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pequins · 4 months ago
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boyfriend slimecicle headcanons ── .✦
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• doting lover boy! he want to spend as much time with you as possible, He’ll cling to you every waking moment and be at your service 24/7, something simple as a bottle of water? he’ll get it, matter of fact, he already got up and went to get one for you.
• he treats you like royalty, getting basically everything you ask him for, he can remember something you said you wanted 2 years ago and get it for you.
• His favorite pet names for you are “love” “angel” and “honey”
• He’s the kind of boyfriend to make breakfast for you every day :)
• loves making his gifts, braided bracelets, tiny sticky note drawings of you two, date scrapbooks, bonus points if you’re matching him.
• 24/7 PDA, he's incredibly affectionate and that’s not going to change just because people are around. he’ll hold your hand, wrap his arm around you, kiss your cheek, almost anything.
• He’s pretty possessive and clingy, he wants you all to himself. he gets stressed about other people getting too close to you, he’s the type to get jealous if someone is having a conversation with you for too long.
• He loves making you laugh, he can preform fully fledged out bits and burst into song and dance just to make you smile. He’s like a big goofy puppy.
• Your interests are his interests! Charlie is the biggest nerd out there, he can never judge anyone for their interests and he’ll spend hours researching yours just to understand your rambles about them.
• He prefers acts of service over any other love language, he loves playing the role of the doting, caring boyfriend.
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“can i kiss you?”
will + chuckle sandwich plsss
i got SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE SHUT UP
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schlatt- schlatt had taken you out drinking. it was a common occurrence for the two of you every friday night. unbeknownst to schlatt, you’d had a crush on him ever since you had met him at a streaming event four years ago, yet you were too scared to say a single word about it due to his loud and obnoxious demeanor. the two of you remained friends after clicking so well.
unbeknownst to you, he felt the same exact way.
after a few too many whisky sours for the two of you, he looked up at you. his gaze lingered for a long time. his eyes traced the heavy contours of your face from the poor lighting in the dingy bar. as the two of you sat next to each other in the booth, his mouth opened to speak, but faltered. this small notion caused you to glance at him from behind your glass.
“hey,”
he kept it short as he set his glass down. his eyes scanned your face for any sort of reaction as he cupped your cheek. your face was heated by his touch as you leant into it and placed your glass down next to his. the two of you were affectionate friends as is, but something was different with the way his tender hand held you so gentle and his eyes looked at you with so much adoration.
“can i kiss you?”
as you let out an exhale, you leant forward and closed the small gap between the two of you. you hoped it wasn’t a dream as your mouth was filled with the taste of whiskey, adding to the same taste in your own mouth.
he got his answer.
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charlie- charlie was so polite. he had always been. he was the type of boy to buy flowers for you everytime the past ones began to wilt. he was the type of boy to open doors for you and insist he could do it every time you protested. he was a gentleman and a big goofball on top of it all.
currently, the two of you sat on the back porch of your small house in the country. the sun was just peeking over the horizon as it greeted the two of you. charlie had insisted on waking up early to see the sunrise, just like he had every sunday for the past two years. no matter how tired the two of you were, he would always drag you to the porch; coffee and a blanket in his hands as he ushered you out.
as you rested your head on his shoulder, almost feeling yourself fall asleep, he nudged you awake. you lifted your head with a look that said ‘i hate you.’ he just smiled at you, his eyes full of nothing but love for the person sitting next to him.
“can i kiss you? please?”
you pondered for a moment jokingly, before nodding and leaning forward. he met you in the middle and his hand came up to your jaw instinctively. it was sweet and chaste.
you were just two lovers sharing a kiss as they watched the sunrise.
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ted- as much as ted loved being the active type, he couldn’t argue with just laying around with the person he loved most. as he laid on the couch, his head resting on the arm rest and the record player humming along steadily in the background, he couldn’t be more content with you on his chest. your chest was pressed against his, your chin resting on his sternum as your arms wrapped tightly around his mid section.
as you let out a heavy exhale indicating you were on the brink of sleep. ted looked down at you for a moment, a fond smile growing on his face as he raked a hand through your hair.
“love bug, don’t fall asleep on me now,”
you looked up at him with hazy eyes, your mouth drawn up into a gentle smile. he held your head up for you as his other hand ran across your back lightly in repetitive motions.
“can i please kiss you?”
you gazed at him for a moment, his question processing in your mind before you rolled your eyes playfully.
“if you must.”
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wilbur- as you peered into the shared bedroom, you saw will sat on the bed, guitar in hand as he strummed gentle chords in no particular order. he looked up at you, a fond smile gracing his lips. you pattered over to the bed and sat beside him, observing his calculated movements that were utterly perfect.
he looked up at you finally, a wide smile on his face as he set his guitar down, opposite to you.
“i can’t concentrate when you’re looking at me.”
you just giggled and wrapped your arms around him as you pulled him backwards onto the bed in a bone crushing hug. his smile grew as he chuckled, returning the hug gracefully.
“can i kiss you?”
it was an odd question for you to be asking, for will loved your kisses almost more than he loved you. he nodded, blushing like a teenager as you leant forward and placed your lips gently onto his.
will was lovestruck.
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doubledizzy1258 · 17 days ago
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this may be the most stressful day of my entire life!! I'm praying for the election because if trump wins, i will literally have rights taken away from me, CHUCKLE SANDWICH IS FUCKING ENDING?? and by the end of the day I may not have a partner anymore! so uhm what the fuck is going on im literally so stressed right now.
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a close streamer friend gaming with charlie or doing a ylyl stream with him?? but secretly in love with him? and the chat picks up on it and they end up trending on twitter with their ship name???? which kinda forces the two of them to confront and talk about their feelings???
only if you want to write this, of course <3 i love charlie i cannot get enough of your writing
Thank you for the request and your kind words anon! This was so fun to write and really is a feel good fluffy fic. I hope this piece is up to your expectations :)
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you smile you snooze (i do, when i’m with you)
cc!Charlie Slimecicle x streamer!reader
Synopsis: You Laugh You Lose turns out to be a lot harder when Charlie lights up your life with every smile.
Warning(s): light swearing.
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“Okay, enough! We need to up the stakes.”
You raise an eyebrow at your good friend, Charlie, who sits by your side in his own office chair. The both of you have headphones on, the sound of a submitted funny video streaming through them.
“What do you mean?” you feign confidence, switching your gaze between Charlie and the camera. “The stakes are pretty high at the moment, I mean, we both have one heart left.”
Out of the corner of your eye, you see the one heart on each of your corners of the OBS scene.
“Yeah, for the past thirty minutes,” he argues. “We need to up the ante! More viewership! Mo-ney.”
He throws out the last parts jokingly, making you roll your eyes and bite your lips to keep yourself from laughing.
Giving in, because you always do, you ask, “So, what do you suggest?”
Charlie snaps his fingers towards the audience.
“Instead of You Laugh You Lose, we’re now playing,” he pauses dramatically, “You Smile You Snooze!”
True to your job as a streamer, you insert your own flavour of entertainment by slumping down in your chair exasperatedly.
“Charlie,” you whine, “that’s going to be so hard.”
“Exactly why we’re going to do it,” he insists, staring back at you for your confirmation.
You grumble and glare at him briefly before glancing at chat, curious to see what their opinions were:
yes, up the stakes! it was getting boring anyways we’ll see who’s the best at not smiling i bet y/n’s gonna lose y/n can’t keep her smiles to herself! mods run a poll? have you seen how y/n looks at charlie? she’ll lose immediately she’s a goner, she smiles whenever she looks at Charlie
You blink hard. Certain chat messages sear into your corneas.
Were you that obvious?
Glancing back at Charlie, you realise that he’s still staring at you, patiently waiting for your response. You feel your cheeks warm, even though you’re certain that he hasn’t read the chat yet.
Not being able to smile at your good friend turned crush was going to be a huge struggle for you.
You sigh.
Goddamnit, you were going to lose, but anything for the views, right?
“Fine,” you answer resolutely. “You Smile You Snooze it is!”
And so, the two of you resume the media playlist with the new challenge of not smiling. The submitted videos turned out to not be that challenging to stay poker-faced at, but Charlie’s quips would often tickle your funny bone in a way that had you breathing in slowly to keep your poker face.
Curse Charlie and his good humour.
The two of you made it through a good fifteen minutes without anything crazy happening, until someone submits an edit of the YLYL stream.
“What’s this? You guys are fast,” comments Charlie.
“This better not be an embarrassing one,” you add, biting your lower lip to prepare yourself for the worse.
The edit gets straight to the point, compiling all the moments from the stream thus far of you smiling at Charlie. Heartwarming music floods your ears, barely piercing through the sudden blood rushing through your eardrums.
Panicked, your eyes glance at chat before you can stop yourself:
whoever made that is doing the Lord’s work isn’t that a little against their boundaries? what’s their duo name? no shipping guys! aw they’re actually really cute wish someone would look at me the way y/n looks at charlie
Charlie’s voice interrupts your reading, jolting you slightly:
“Dude, we should’ve done You Smile You Snooze earlier,” he snorts. “You would’ve lost so bad from the beginning.”
You turn your head to look at Charlie with wide eyes, thoughts reeling about whether he was teasing for the sake of teasing or if he was beginning to catch on to you, when you notice the expression on his face.
The way his eyes crinkle a little. The way the corners of his mouth are lifted.
He’s smiling.
“YOU’RE SMILING!” you yell at him, pointing a finger at him.
His expression turns shocked at your outburst, before he leans back in his chair in defeat.
“Damnit,” he says, although he doesn’t sound all that upset about the loss.
Meanwhile, you get out of your chair and start a victory dance for yourself, losing yourself in the euphoria of winning the YLYL stream.
You miss the fond smile that rises back on Charlie’s face as he gazes at you.
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“Yo, we’re trending on Twitter,” Charlie says in between bites.
It’s been two hours since the YLYL stream. You’re still at Charlie’s place because he insisted that the two of you should just have dinner and hang out together while you’re there. You didn't object.
“We are?” you ask curiously, scooting closer to Charlie to look at his phone screen.
“Mm,” he replies nonchalantly, clicking on a post and passing the phone to you. “We even have a ship name now.”
“What?”
Your eyes bulge from your sockets and you stare at Charlie. He shrugs, too calm and collected for your racing heart, and gestures for you to have a look at the tweet he pulled up.
It begins with a hashtag of your ship name, followed by “get you a duo that smiles at each other the way charlie and y/n smile at each other”. Below that was a side-by-side comparison of two screenshots from the YLYL stream, one of you smiling at Charlie while he wasn’t looking, and vice versa.
Your eyes glance back and forth between the phone screen and Charlie’s expression. While your brain is working a hundred miles an hour to come up with some sort of damage control, Charlie looks relaxed, almost satisfied or relieved.
“I – We – ” your words stutter as you struggle to focus on a topic. When you look back at Charlie, you scoot yourself a little away from him, nerves suddenly taking over from the proximity and the tweet.
Finally, you settle on accusation:
“Why are you so calm?”
“I mean,” Charlie reaches for another piece of fried chicken, “it’s no big deal. We’re friends. Let the chat think what they want to think. Unless… ”
He trails off, taking a bite of his chicken and chewing too slowly for it not to be deliberate.
“Unless what?” you push. You’re sure you look a little frazzled, still embarrassed and shocked by the post and the emergence of a ship name.
Charlie swallows before leaning closer, closing the gap that you created, saying:
“Unless you actually like me.”
You stare at him. It feels as though something in your brain has short circuited as you register his statement. As you juggle around the possible answers you could give and the potential situations they could create.
You know your face is turning red, what with how your cheeks are warming and how fast your heart is racing, so you shove Charlie’s shoulder a little first, unable to give an actual answer yet.
Letting you push him, he leans back, away from you, a smile lifting on his face.
“It’s okay if you do. I like you too.”
You stare again, your mouth opening and closing like a goldfish as you try to come up with something intelligible to say.
“Huh?”
Charlie is laughing now, full-bellied, head thrown back. At his response, you bristle a little, overthinking his words.
“Wait,” you say nervously. “Do you actually like me?”
You fiddle with his phone, dropping your eyes to the screen to examine the tweet again. Studying the screenshots, you can’t help but think that the kind of smile Charlie wore was the same one you had whenever you looked at him.
The phone is gently pried from your grip and placed face down on the table, forcing you to look at its owner. Instead of the humour that filled his eyes, Charlie now looks at you with utmost sincerity.
“I’m being serious. I like you.”
Staring into Charlie’s eyes, taking in the face of the man that made you smile in every situation, you find yourself being honest:
“I like you too.”
His eyes brighten, and the smile appears on his face again. The same smile that he wore in the screenshot, you realise. His smile is infectious, causing your lips to lift into a wide smile that reaches your eyes.
“Guess we’re both snoozing and losing today,” you quip, sending Charlie into a fit of chuckles before he’s pulling you close to him.
When Charlie retweets the aforementioned tweet, Twitter goes nuts for days.
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