#Charles Montgomery Mr burns

[zibaldone-di-pensieri]

The Simpsons

There are so many great characters but so few options on tumblr :(

[flowerbloom-arts]

How might Mr. Burns look in your AU?

Charlotte Monserrat Burns is truly..... A girlboss.

(also have a bonus Wanda Smithers who looks exactly the same but with eyelashes because lame butch lesbian)

[milhousing]

simpsons redesigns jumpscare pt 1

[prollymad]

[mimsypoo]

やったー (oc uses he/him)

スミせーズとミミわかって🤭

[justmyartsideblog]

"I feel like a kid in a candy store!"

[mentallyregarded]

rewatched this episode and its become my personal headcanon now that maggie was the one who stabbed him because she wanted to finish the job she started as a baby. i have no evidence to back this up. but i think its funny

[folks-just-call-me-orange-joe]

The Simpsons text posts

(Sorry for the dog shit quality)

[silvercloudedskies]

can’t be bad to feel so good!

[springfieldusa]

[francis-ze-talking-france]

uh yeah i like burnsmithers. just. different

[visforvictini13]

Name: Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns

Trainer Card Number: 719

Gender: Male

Series of Origin: The Simpsons

Type Specialty: Dark / Poison

Parasect: Because genuinely how the fuck is he still alive

Weezing and Muk: Being a nuclear power plant operator naturally leaves waste

Mabostiff and Houndoom: The Hounds

Gholdengo: Being filthy rich does that to you

[flowerbloom-arts]

I know you mostly talk about other characters when it comes to your genderbending/genderswap aus but that Burns one you did a while back really makes me question how her story would change with her being a woman. I wonder if she is all #feminism when it comes to her but when other women are like "hey what about us?" She's like "eh."

Plus she's been alive during every wave of feminism. Idk I just find that interesting.

I imagine that, initially, Ms. Burns' attitude towards feminism would be summed up as "This whole feminism tomfoolery has absolutely no baring on me, I have already disposed of my male siblings long ago to inherit this company and therefore I needn't worry about any other member of my frail sex," and then she'd proceed to hire several female employees because they're cheap labor who are desperate for the bygone era of WW2 factory work that afforded them a monetarily rewarding way to spend their time outside the house.

Burns would've been forced to work in the factories "to build character" alongside the Flying Hellfish in WW2 but she hated doing physical labor so much it just cemented her view that poor/middle-class women are just idiots who didn't know how good they have it.

But then Smithers proceeds to give her the bright idea to capitalize on the third wave feminism gaining traction in the 90s and invented this Girlboss image for the power plant which, much like the actual image of The Girlboss™, didn't really do anything besides getting media attention for the "feminism" of her underpayed and overworked workforce, and so it'd be a whole arc of Mrs. Hemera Simpson + friends trying to fight against this via protest only for the company's image to go back to square one.

I think these days Burns would have roughly the same attitude; Feminism is useless until it benefits her public image, and lord knows the culture war going on is already getting taken advantage of in so many ways in regards to women and feminism. #tradwife #girlboss #cottagecore.

[milhousing]

OLD MAN YAOI

[prollymad]

Burnsmithers doodles and some random doodle from when I was hospitalized.

[arctictea]

Smol clown 🤏