#Chaosrrealm

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NSFW Alphabet Havik.

This is a Havik NSFW alphabet that nobody asked for. Before anyone decides to @ me, Ermac and Noob are still on my no list. Ermac is ten thousand souls held together by mouldy bandages and one of the ininity stones. Thanos coming for him soon. And Noob has always made me a bit iffy. I will write for Bi-Han though! But Havik is alive he’s just a Chaosrrealmer, and the lore says that they all do weird shit like him. Just leave my funky man alone. Pairings: Havik X reader.

Warnings: 18+ under the cut, usual bullshit and trash that’s expected of this blog. No GIF of him, because let’s face it, there isn’t many. Please change this Boon. I need my man. 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Okay. So Havik may be chaotic in the streets and in the sheets, but he isn’t going to leave you a mess. Fucking a Chaosrrealmer is different from fucking a human. You’re his squishy human. He’ll make sure you’re alright, bring you slightly odd things to help get your energy back up. Please expect like marmite toast, burnt toast etc. He’ll help your shower (No Baths because water needs to be FREE) and make sure you’re all right.

·         B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn’t have a favourite specific part on him. The bitch can tear his face off, he gives 0 shits about his own body. It is what it is. He does like how flexible he is and versatile, but more on that later. Havik is weird. There’s no denying that. Please expect compliments on some WEIRD fucking parts of your body. If you’re double jointed, he’s going to love your flamingo style legs, your slightly bent elbows and crooked joints. Why? Because you’re just like him. But this has a positive side, if you have any part of your body you don’t like, the man is going to love it.

·         C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s going to make a massive fucking mess. You’re going to need to shower after. He loves to make a mess of you with his cum, if you’ll let him of course. On your face, chest, back, thighs, stomach, in you, on you. It really doesn’t matter. He hates to admit it, but he loves to watch it drip from your mouth and onto your chest. The more mess the better. It’s not about marking you as his either, that’s not Havik’s style. Havik doesn’t believe in order, marking, ownership any of that bullshit. He just wants to make a mess of you and it really gets him going.

·         D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Okay some fluff in this smut, that is surprising. So, a Dirty Secret to Havik isn’t what you expect. He’s easy going with his kinks and is pretty open with his desires, kinks and all of that Jazz. Chaosrrealmers don’t know and show shame. So, his dirty secret isn’t something overtly sexual. Havik gets attached to you. He would even go as far as saying he would like to spend the rest of his life with you. If you want to of course. He’s had some thoughts about settling down with you. Him prank calling Hotaru at 5 in the morning, whilst he strokes your hair. It’s a secret of his that he won’t talk about to many people. The whole of Chaos Realm will think he’s gone soft.

·         E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

We’re not sure how old Havik is, but I’m going with he’s over 500 years old. He has some experience. But here’s the snag, it’s only with Chaosrrealmers and not humans. In his travels as a Cleric of Chaos, he had some offers, but he never felt the need or desire. So, this is a bit of a strange one. He’s experienced with other Chaosrrealmers, who have some stamina on them and are into some pretty heavy stuff. So, you’re his first human. He’s really bad at first, he tries not to hurt you, but he’s really not graceful. It’s a good job he can’t break anything permanently. He did fall off the bed once, hand going all the way back. Induced laughter from Havik.

·         F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual. No visual because Tumblr is run by puritans)

My FAVOURITE letter for Havik. Fucking hell. THE POSITIONS THIS MAN COULD DO! Fucking hell. I’m like a repressed Victorian Maiden thinking about it. Right Okay on with the good shit. This man would put the Karma Sutra positions to shame. He can twist and contort his body into a few new positions too. He’s literally probably the best person for positions. And he’s down to try new ones. Would probably love doggy if we have to pick one. The man would love to pull your hair whilst fucking you roughly from behind. 

·         G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It’s Havik. He’s going to be a little Goofy. He’s hardly ever overly serious with you, or with anyone for that fact. He lives to be a mild inconvenience and is chaos incarnate. He’ll be serious in the moment, but will and can laugh stuff of if it goes wrong for him. He once dislocated his shoulder whilst fucking you hard, gripping the headboard, the board splintered as did his shoulder. Queue him laughing for five minutes after whilst you panic and try and shove it back in. He probably thinks it’s mild foreplay. These Chaosrrealmers are fucking weird. 

·         H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

To be fair, and not surprising, the man seems pretty well groomed. For someone who revels in chaos that is. Even if he is going to make Hotaru cry, he’s going to do it in style. Not as much of a hot mess as you’d expect. He’s not overly hairy, his tits are out 24/7 basically, so we have proof. Who would have thought, the man who rips his own face off because he’s bored and it itches, would be more hygienic than Kano? Fucking iconic. He’s not overly fucked about down there though. It’s not too much, more trimmed, but he couldn’t give a fuck. 

·         I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

I will die on this hill. Havik is romantic in a Chaosrrealmer way. It may not make sense to you, but it makes sense to him. The same applies for when you’re fucking. He’ll caress each inch of your skin. He’ll also be down for fucking in water. I’d say this is probably the most intimate thing he can do during sex. Water is sacred to him and for you to both be fucking in it, means that he really cares about you. Think of it as the Chaos realm equivalent of going to a hotel, scattering petals on the bed and drinking champagne. Only cheaper and it’s the only time Havik seems a little vulnerable. If you can call it that. He’ll also kiss you during the moment. Havik and PDA are a bit weird. He doesn’t do kissing outside of the bedroom. You’re not sure, it’s not a shame thing, but to him it’s intimate. 

·         J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If he needs to masturbate he will do it. It’s a natural urge and it’s not to be ignored. Will not admit this, but will always think of you and all the stuff you’ve done. Precious memories and that. But yeah, what’s the shame in doing it? Is pretty open about it too. 

Havik: Define shame for me please? 

·         K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

THIS LIST COULD BE SO LONG. So the great thing about Chaos Realm and it’s inhabitants, is that they could not give a fuck about your kinks. They literally like getting punched in the face. No judgement here. 110% going to say it now, Havik isn’t going to coerce you into doing shit you don’t want to either. It’s only if you want to. He’ll be down to spank you, tie you up, anal, bondage, gags etc. Just let him know what you like and he’ll be there to try it. 

His kinks are pretty self-explanatory. He likes you to be rough with him. He’s a big old switch. He can either be domming you or being a sub. It’s completely up to you. He’s down for either at all times. But yeah, if you could pull his hair and maybe slap his face a few times that would be great. If you really want to push his buttons, rake your nails down his back.

·         L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Okay. So location is a bit weird too. I’d say in Chaos Realm they don’t give a fuck. So he’s not overly picky. The sofa, a cupboard, the bed, the table, the counter tops. Wherever, Whenever, he’s down. But if he had to pick a favourite, I’m going with shower or any body of water. He just likes the feel of the water flowing around you both as you fuck. It’s like the chaos is agreeing with the two of you, encouraging you to go on, each slap of the water and ripple is pretty much chaos. 

·         M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Like I said. Rake your nails down his back and he’s ready to go. He’ll be into you being really rough with him. He loves it. Pull his hair, leave bites, slap his arse. He wants you to be rough with him. You being you also gets him going. If Havik is with you, it’s because he finds you endearing. If you strip off in front of him too, not necessarily a striptease, but more so just him getting to see your body in all it’s glory. Bonus points if you’re double jointed and give a bit of a show of it. 

·         N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No teasing, begging or anything that will push you past your limits. Teasing and begging aren’t happening. That would mean he’s in control of you, that he’s got some order established over you. Sure when we speak about dom and sub, it’s mainly who’s topping and who’s turn it is to be rough if you’re into that. But not to the point that he’s got you begging. It would really turn him off. That’s not what he’s about. Also anything that makes you uncomfortable, he’s from a realm that revels in Chaos, he’s going to be a bit odd. Just tell him, he won’t care and be insulted, he hasn’t got a fragile ego. He’ll just make a note of it. He wants you to be safe. 

·         O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Havik’s tongue is on the longer side if I remember rightly. So yeah. King of Oral sex. He’s amazed that Earth Realmers are into this. Oral isn’t really a big thing back in the Chaos Realm. Quick and rough fucks are there jam. So foreplay isn’t really a big thing. But this is magic. He’ll love how you taste, don’t be insecure, he’ll reassure you not be insecure. He’s not great to start with but he makes up with it with enthusiasm. He’s got some long thick fingers too, so doubled with his tongue and you’re in heaven. 

He actually likes receiving too. There’s just something nice about watching your mouth stretch to take his cock. The noises you make, the way your throat relaxes around him, and the way you’re eager to do it. It means you like doing it. It makes him a bit more relaxed. Power dynamics are a big turn off for him, so no standing blowjobs or him in a chair. Mainly with him lying down. He doesn’t want to own your mouth, he merely wants safe passage through. I hate myself for writing this. 

·         P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Chaos Realm style fucking, fast, rough and often quick. It’s about fucking quickly, roughly and getting it over and done with. They don’t tend to stick around for long after too. So intimate and sensual pacing isn’t a thing Havik is well versed in. He does like to fuck fast and rough, to the point you’re seeing stars and you’re scared the bed will break. But he does sort of like slow and sensual, it just feels like a union of your bodies rather than one person dominating the other. He loves it. His excuse for him having control is that you’re from Earth Realm, he can’t fuck you as hard and fast, because that shit ain’t safe. Excuses. But yeah, he does prefer rough and fast, but isn’t opposed to slow and sensual.

·         Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He loves them. There what the man is used to. Just quick, rough and chaotic as fuck. But saying that, he isn’t opposed to taking his time. Especially if he has somewhere to be after. It’s rude to be on time. But yeah, he’s more into shorter rounds than longer ones. It’s just the way he is. He can and will take his time now and again. Just to keep you on your toes and to keep them curled. 

·         R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s always down to experiment and to try new things. Why wouldn’t he be down for doing that? If you’re down then he’s down. This also applies to risks, if you’re wanting to be risky then he is too. Though, ultimate goal, he wants to fuck you on Hotaru’s desk. Dream goals there for him. 

·         S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Havik has a lot of Stamina. He can last for a long time if he chooses to, depends on how he’s feeling. And he can recover fast too. He can go for a fair few rounds and could probably go for at least five before he’s tired. But it’s down to you. If you’re tired then that’s absolutely fine. He’s got hands, he can deal with himself if he needs to. Why is Havik more understanding the Kano? It’s saying something. 

·         T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Does he class? No? Then No. He doesn’t own any. His experience is purely within Chaos Realm. So it’s safe to say that he’s not going to have experience or own toys. Would not be opposed to using them though. 

·         U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not at all. He doesn’t do power dynamics. Chaos Realm is about everyone being in the midst of chaos, no order, no one in charge. For there to be a power dynamic in which you’re teasing/being teased, that means someone has to be in charge. Which isn’t what he’s about. So it’s a major turn off for him. 

·         V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Going to be real with you guys, because I’m not going to be blindsided by my thirst. He will make some odd noises. And he can alter the noise he makes and the volume. Oh yeah you can tell where this is going. If he needs to be quite when he comes, then he’s going to be loud. Because CHAOS. 

·         W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

NSFW: He comes a lot. There’s always loads. You’re not sure why, he’s not sure why, it’s just how he is. So yeah, there’s always a lot. It will take a while to clean up, and if it gets on your sheets, you will need to change them. But on the bright side, the thought of him making that much mess on you, really gets him going. 

Bonus NSFW: Because I couldn’t decide which one to put. He’s got a long tongue and also pretty sharp canines, and he’s two sets of them by the looks of things. So the man is going to give you sensations you’ve never felt before. Havik isn’t graceful with his movements either, he’s pretty heavy. So you may have some marks on the inside of your thighs.

SFW: He gives the best hugs. Not that you’d expect it. But he’s pretty well-built and his arms are pretty big. He just likes to wrap them around you and give you a hug. It’s a cosey feeling and it’s reserved for just the two of you. As much as you think Chaos Realm is weird, he thinks the same about Earth Realm. He’ll also rearrange your spice rack when you’re out. So you’ll end up grabbing the wrong thing. MILD CHAOS. 

·         X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Agreeing with the general consensus here. It’s big. His dick is probably huge and pretty girthy. He says it’s standard but like it’s big. No two ways about it. It’s probably pushing past 8 inches and is very thick. It’s also curved. But you know what, he’ll take things slow, and that’s what lube was invented for. Specifically to fuck Havik. 

·         Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It is what is. It can be sporadic. It can be pretty high then just standard then low. It depends. There isn’t a set level for him. 

·         Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very. Havik doesn’t need to sleep a lot. So he usually ends up making sure you’ve got to sleep and then watching over you. He’ll get bored after a while and will retreat and do some stuff. Probably rearranging your desk. When he does fall asleep, it will be next to you, and he’ll always boop your nose. Don’t ask, you’re not meant to know he does it. 

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OH OH. That one ask totally makes me want love confession headcannons for the Kombat Krew. Even if its super short/lightning ones GIVE ME THAT FLUFF YO

Back from my hiatus. I had to take a break after the drama unfolded. Sorry about that guys, will get around to responding to asks/messages ASAP! These are pretty trashy and not that great, but quick lightening headcanons! They are under the cut because long post!

·        Kabal; Pre-Burns; Very confident and suave. He’s very open and to the point about it. If he likesyou he likes you. It’s all relaxed. He tries to make you laugh and smilebeforehand, it’s what attracted to him to you in the first place. He’s sorelaxed and laid back. Will playfully toy with anything on your desk. He iridatesconfidence. But not so much in an arrogant way that it’s off putting. Post-Burns; He’s a nervous wreck. He’s more awkward and almost feels guilty for askingyou out. He’s not confident at all. All of the confidence burnt away when theaccident happened. He’ll fiddle and tear up a receipt, looking down at thefloor and not making too much eye contact. He’s glad you cannot see under hismask so that brings him some solace. When you say yes, he swears he’s hearingshit. So, he’ll ask you to repeat just to make sure his hearing isn’t fucked.He’s over the moon bless him.

·        Sub Zero(Kuai Liang); Windows error noise starts playing. That’s how you know. Because he has no ideawhat the fuck to do or say. On a serious note, it’s a very formal confession,with him pointing out what attracts him to you. Such as your tenacity,strength, loyality… your eyes. What did he just say? Nothing. It’s very sweetbut very formal and awkward. Bless him, he is fucking trying!

·        Smoke;Will use a book quote or something. It worked in his novel, so it can work inreal life! He’s shy but that doesn’t translate to Kuai Liang level awkwardness.He plants it out and he’s a nervous wreck come the day he actually confesses. Alot of smiling, him trying to get his words out and stumbling. But with thequote to describe his feelings, it comes out so naturally. Not as cheesy as you’dhave expected either.

·        Scorpion(Hanzo Hasashi);He’s done this once before. So why does he feel so nervous. He feels guiltyand torn. But he knows he cannot allow these feelings to creep up on him.

·        Bi-Han; ‘I’m hot, you’re hot. I’m smart, you’re smart. Together we are Hort.’ Theperfect match. He basically butchered the English language and confirmed loveis actually dead. On a serious note, he would be very forward about hisattraction and feelings towards you. He isn’t as shy and as reserved as hisbrother. But it will be done in privacy.

·        Rain; Another smug piece of shit. He will literally confess his attraction toyou, by mentioning himself and how he deserves someone beautiful and smart, andhow he see’s that in you. So, sort of a compliment, whilst also stroking hisego. Will ask you to be his queen. How could you say no to a demi-god. Willremind you that he is a demi-god in case you missed the last one thousand timeshe said it.

·        Raiden;Speaking of gods. Raiden is very shy and unsure about what he is saying. Hewas in two minds about taking Johnny and Kung Lao’s ideas and tips to heart. Inthe end, he confesses that he wasn’t sure gods could fall in love with wellanyone. Well, not on a romantic level anyway. But once more, mortals have surprisedhim, and he has fallen hard for you. It’s actually very sweet and well spoken.

·        Fujin; Windows has crashed, clippy the paperclip is here to help! He has no ideawhat he’s doing. He takes some advice to heart. Such as using a line, but heinstead will reference something a little less cheesy. He admits he neverreally had time to fall in love, but you came along and literally knocked himoff his feet… that and you like to play with his hair, he loves that. He’ll usea LOT of metaphors. He’s fucking trying okay.

·        Havik;He’s very forward with his feelings and confessing his attraction right offthe bat. ‘Hi there are you…’ ‘You are water’ It’s a compliment don’t worry. Hewill explain it in time. He’s very much a judge of character, if he thinksyou’re attractive and he has feelings for you, you are in for a rollercoasterof a fucking ride. Expect odd gestures, non-conventional displays of love. Andflowers. They aren’t the best and you’re sure their actually weeds, but he didtry to understand your courting rituals. In Chaosrrealm things are differentand he realises that won’t fly up here. He’s fucking trying, the funky chaoticman.

·        Baraka; I am so unsure if I have done this before. But I have mentioned that I HCthat Tarkatan displays of affection and attraction, are extremely physical andan event. He will show you he is attracted to you and has feelings, by takingpart in a tournament. Trying to impress you and show you he is worthy of you. Whenhe admits it, it’s not very mushy and feely. It’s kind of blunt and to thepoint. He doesn’t do sweet gestures, but he does do things is own way.

·        Hotaru;Had to fill out a form to be able to confess his attraction to you. But ona serious note, I did read that Seidan’s have to request to have relationships.So, he’s filled in forms to be with you and confess said love to you. He wentthrough a bureaucratic nightmare for you. If that isn’t love, then I don’t knowwhat is… then again, he probably liked it. Expect a lot of frilly words, a lotof comparing you to things like ‘Neatly stacked paper’ Which happens to be hisfav smell and sight. Before moving onto nicer things like flowers.

·        Cassie; She isn’t very open with her feelings at first. She has no idea what to door say. Johnny is cheesy, and Sonya has the emotional capacity of a teaspoon.She goes with just admitting how she feels, a little begrudgingly and straightto the point. When she sees you smiling and being relaxed, she relaxes andstarts confessing more. Like how she likes how you can have a laugh and relaxtogether. How she loves your eyes and your personality. She becomes softer asshe opens up.

·        Geras;Actually, surprisingly sweet, to say he hasn’t had much interaction besideKronkia and Frost. Who, lets face it, aren’t the best at emotions. He instead,takes a leaf (Bad pun) out of Cetrion’s book, and uses lovely flower and naturemetaphors to assist him… before figuring that isn’t the best way to do so.Instead, he’s very open and to the point. He always thought he would beeternally alone, but you came along and now he does not fear that. He looksforward to exploring the future with you at his side.

·        Sonya; At first, she comes up to you very serious. It’ll be just the two of you,in a meeting room alone. She then lightens up and says she’s joking, beforepulling out a beer and telling you you’re both off duty. She’ll open up to you,admitting that after Johnny she never really thought about the concept of‘love’. But you changed that. She honestly wants to try and make things workwith you, because she feels its time to move on and accept, that she actuallyhas emotions.  

·        JohnnyCage; He will use his movie quotes at first, but if that doesn’t work he’ll turn onhis charm and charisma. Since he’s matured a lot over the years, he feels he’sready to have a full-blown relationship. He’ll pull you to the side and slowlystart confessing how after his first marriage, he never really thought aboutmoving on. But now you’re making him question that decision. He’ll ask you ifyou fancy dodging the paparazzi and making his fans jealous together. He’llalso ask if you fancy being Hollywood royalty.

·        ErronBlack; Let’s face it Erron is the smoothest talking one here. He’ll be very sweetwhen confessing his attraction to you. He’ll be also smooth and suave andfluent with his words. He’ll elude confidence, not so much that it’soff-putting. He’ll use a lot of pet-names, mainly using ‘Sugar’ and ‘Darlin’He’ll talk about how he’s lived a long life before asking if you fancy beingapart of the rest of it.

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WYR; Kiss Kano or marry Havik?

Looks like I’m marrying Havik.  See you guys, I’m off back to my home of Chaosrrealm, you’re all invited to the wedding!