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jayktoralldaylong · 9 months ago

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Turning my new obsession into my favourite things.

Dorian: Being young and human doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark. I've been swimming with piranhas. 🏊‍♂️ I don't need a shark. 🦈 Yes, life sucks. But not that much😬👀 (Eyes her). Okay, Maeve, Maeve 😌. Be a doll and spare the lecture. 🙄

Maeve: I'm offering you a full time specter. 💰🪙❤️

Dorian: But are you any good?😏🤔

Maeve: You bet'cha.😏Trust me, baby. 😘😈

Dorian: I just met ya. 🤨💀 Really it's a flattering offer. 💃🏾

Maeve, whispers and grins because he slows: Don't you wanna see Erawan suffer?😏

Dorian: I think I'd rather just jump off. 😔

Maeve: No! 😳

Dorian: I may be suicidal. 😌 But Maeve hon, it's not as if I've lost my mind. 💀

#I knew you liked crazy women but this is a whole new record #tog #throne of glass #dorian havilliard #maeve #queen maeve #kingdom of ash #Dorian getting temporarily engaged to Maeve is both the funniest and scariest thing to happen in Kingdom of Ash #Chaol would have fainted from a heart attack if he had to witness it #Aelin's instinctive act would be to launch herself at Maeve but I feel like she'd freeze for a few seconds just absolutely winded #by Dorian's audacity! 💀#She'd be like #And the parallels between this and what Rhys did with Amarantha makes me want to cry #beetlejuice #beetlejuice songs

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