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tellywoodtrash · 5 years ago

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pooja's bitchface at all these people invading her house early in the morning is legit my permanent mood.

panditji is like vadhu is not dressed at all? hush sir, she's living my best life, doing everything, down to shaadi, in her jammies.

this fucker already pulling the "pati is parmeshwar" bullshit.

god you are so going to get murdered once this wedding is done, dude. i really need her to go black widow/praying mantis like the OG promos of this show.

rani is me, outraged at this misogynist rubbish.

“rang maine khud choose kiye hai... sonali baahar agar koi tumhari bhaabi ki tareef kare, toh bataana mat bhoolna ki yeh rang tumhare kabir bhaiyya ne tumhari bhaabi ke liye specially choose kiya hai.”

lord, he’s laying on the performative romantic gushiness more than dhruv also.

sonali has taken over from rani wrt best reactions in bg. i love her face so much. i love it so much that now deepika padukone looks like nakli aanchal to me.

ugh.

rani's desperation to break it all up is already showing. barely minutes later.

pooja is like bish you think i wanna marry that loser? i'm just buying time.

lol, shaadi toh hogi boo. abhi se uss sach ke saath samjhauta karlo toh achcha.

my god this bitch. she really don't give a fuck about di or maa. she's really something elseeeeee.

chanda is already bossing over everyone, because ladke waale. unko toh saath khoon maaf.

aur lol, in sab ke thopde dekho.

fucker. i thought he was genuinely apologizing to amma for the way he’s doing this. but he's just being a passive aggressive asshole.

WHY KABIR???? TELL ME THERE'S SOME GOOD ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND THIS, LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT POOJA+MOM FROM DHRUV OR THE CHOPRAS OR SOMETHING. PLEASE!?!?!?! I HAD SO MUCH HOPE FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

ok some small mercy that he's concerned about "maa" and doing her ilaaj and all.

(idk with what money, but i'll take whatever scraps of goodness i can get rn.)

here comes the briiiiide, all dressed in whiiiiiite.

and pink. coz apparently that's kabir's favt. colour.

"mashaAllah. mashaAllah!!!!!!! kaha tha na maine, in kapdo mein MERI POOJA khil uthegi. nihaayati khoobsoorat lag rahi ho tum, pooja!"

woh sab toh theek hai but why you talking like hrithik from jodhaa akbar suddenly???

"aaj se tumahre life ke saare important decisions main loonga."

bitch, you're seriously asking for a swift kick in the groin. someone call sonakshi rastogi pls.

no sonali. we do not smile at this patriarchal garbage. come on.

ouffffffffff yaaaaaaar. dekho magar pyaar se.

haraami insaan.

ugh. my poor girl.

i can't help but lol at suman. ek baar isko bahu baanake laane ka nateeja abhi tak bhugat rahein hain, ki chalo doosri baar bhi isiiiiko laana hai.

it's ok, sab tumhara hi kiya-dharaa hai. if only you hadn't aided and abetted arson and murder.

FUCKER. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. TERE HAATH KAAT KE SAMUNDAR MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN.

"bohut jald yeh tumhara ghamand mein duniya ke saamne todunga."

I HATE MEN. I HATE MEN. I HAAAAAAAATE MEN. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

ouff ab aashirwaad bhi lena hai is manhoos shaadi ke liye.

lmaoooooooo everyone's faces.

....... except chanda, who's enjoyinggggggggggg being badi buzurg in this sitch.

done? now everyone literally gtfo pls.

"tum kitni dakhyanusi ho yaar. aaj kal dono families ek jagah book karti hain, ek jagah rasmein poori karti hain, enjoy karte hain, masti karte hain..."

ohhhhhhhhhh boy.

yup. ghar jamai has moved the fuck in. with the whole fam.

DO DIN MEIN SHAADI????? uthaaaaaaa le reeee deva.

also didn't he say he wanted lammmmmmbi shaadi?

sis try not to be so obvious that you're playing for time.

lol yeh kabir sonali yaaraana.

guess jai is still in the doghouse for the exam cheating thing.

TIME TO USE YOUR JANHVI MITTAL WAALA DIMAAG AGAIN SIS. YA WOH RADDI MEIN BECH AAYI APNE SAARE SAARIYON KE SAATH?

haaaye meri bachchi.

what the fuck is your deal bro? usko sataana bhi hai, rote hue dekha bhi nahi jaata. why are you like this??

mummy is here to taunt, ki "kya hua, uske do boond aansoo gire aur saari badle ki aag thandi pad gayi?"

he insists there's no badle ki aag. THEN WHAT IS THIS???? I DON'T GET IT. EXPLAIN TO ME.

how ironic, azaadi ke din hi azaadi kho baithi.

pooja's like i need to gtfo this damn house. 15 august toh 15 august, chalo manaate hain.

ok blah blah maatrubhoomi blah blah idc.

but look how fucking stunning. lord. how is she realllllllllllllllllllllll???????

lmao ranjeet is a realist. kabir yahaan se chavanni bhi nahi lene dega, aur rani bhi nahi pat rahi.

LMAO HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN TINDER. ("yeh dekho; so many roop ki ranis, for your choron ka raja!")

OMFG CHANDA WANTS TO GET ON TINDER TOO. LSKJFLSKJFLK LORD PLS SPARE MEEEEEE.

lololololol rani sees di sneaking into kabir's room.

what clue you even expect to find here in this room sis, he literally just moved in an hour ago?????????

lol rani ke zakham pe toh top class himalayan pink salt chhidkaa jaa raha hai.

ugh he's so irritating. like kinda sorta justified in the snark coz she WAS snooping in his room, but ugh.

*windows log off noise* oh that sound? it’s just me switching my morality waala brain off. coz i've had enough for today. i'm just gonna stare at these ridiculously beautiful faces super up close to each other, coz it's all i've wanted from this show anyway. let me have this!