#Cerra is always in wingwoman mode

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For the OC shipping ask: I have two for ya 👀 Can we please hear about:

Cerra & Thorn - because I’m a ho for both of them, and I wanna know 😅

Cerra & Rex - because they’re close already, and bitches are curious. It’s me. I’m bitches.

💙💙 can’t wait to hear your HCs

Thanks for the ask @sev-on-kamino! This was so much fun! I hope I didn't make it too horny 😂

*cracks knuckles* All right, all right, let's do this!

Mature content below the cut; MDNI and all that.

Cerra & Thorn:

They met when Thorn arrested her for public indecency following a dare at 79's. It involved Hardcase, Jesse, body shots, and a shiny who'd never interacted with a natborn before. Thorn and Cerra never made it to the detention center, but there were definitely handcuffs involved. I'll let you guess who was the one wearing them.

These two feed off each other's DGAF energy and sow chaos wherever they go. Public disturbances? Sure, why not. Pissing off a marshal commander (or two)? All in a day's work. Sneaking into Palpatine's office to hook up on his desk? Sounds hot.

Cerra once called Thorn "bro" in bed. Thorn thought it was actually kind of hot and asked her to do it again.

Monogamy? They don't know her. Their only rule is that they keep each other in the loop. Most of the time, there's at least one other person in bed with them.

Thorn has a picture of Cerra posing with the Hammer that gets a lot of play during her deployments.

Cerra & Rex:

The first thing that drew Rex to Cerra was the way she'd stick up for the clones. He'd already noticed that she was pulling strings to get better rations for the 501st, but the night he really fell for her was when he saw her go after a couple of natborn men twice her size after they heckled a shiny she'd never even met. After she made the natborns cry and apologize, she slung her arm over the shiny's shoulders and bought him a round. After that, the shiny was just part of her group, always.

It took Rex forever to make a move. Cerra was oblivious and thought he was being awkward. He finally snapped one night while she was table dancing with Kix at 79's. Hardcase actually covered the shiny's eyes.

They do not agree on what their first date was. Rex maintains that it was after the second battle of Geonosis; Cerra insists that hiding in a supply closet and absolutely obliterating a box of candy doesn't count as a date.

Jesse once had to physically restrain Cerra from attacking General Skywalker after he threw Rex off a wall one too many times.

Cerra once called Rex "bro" in bed. Rex did not think it was hot and asked her never to do it again. Obviously, she did it at least three more times.