#Catt chats

[cattatonically]

(via Cats, Coffee, Books, Wine & True Crime Sticker by SassyCattSays) Trying the Redbubble thing! 

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[cattatonically]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[cherrieguroo]

me watching the ship emoji heart thing spread ... yes it's all coming according to plan

[cattatonically]

Happy birthday, Cath!! 🥳🥳  I don’t so much have a book rec as an author rec for you! If you enjoy low-stakes, happy ending, queer romance, I would highly suggest checking out author Mia Monroe! I’ve been bingeing her books a lot lately, and I enjoy them a lot!  I hope your day is full of joy, love, and good vibes!  Cheers,  Catt

Today is my birthday 🥳 🥳 send me a book rec, a quote or tell me something nice that happened to you recently!

[kiutotakulady]

Jkayyy...babee how am I going to work if you keep on going live every 7am 😭😭💜💜

[bashbeary]

Drew my friends cat :3

[caelyne]

new emotes :3

[cattatonically]

Thanks for the tag, love! 💜 

I’m not well-versed in non-romance YA, unfortunately, but what I am versed in is research and resource finding! (a decade of academia will do that.) I vetted a few links and lists I found, and dwindled them down to my top three: 

No-Romance Book List - this one is broke down my genre and age group, and has a lot of suggestions! 

13 Frightfully Good YA Horror Novels - from Brightly - a more condensed list than the one above

35 YA Horror Books Guaranteed to Keep You Up at Night - last but not least, another list from Epic Reads

One suggestion I can make is the Asylum series by Madeleine Roux. It’s been a long time since I’ve read it. I don’t remember a whole lot of romance, but I definitely remember being creeped out! (my husband at the time was highly amused that I needed the bathroom light on to sleep, haha)

Hope this helps! 

Book recs needed (MG/YA edition)!

I'm looking for books for my daughter. Can anyone recommend some MG/YA horror or magical realism books? Ideally with little-to-no romance? If it helps, some of her favourite authors are Victoria Schwab, Kit Pearson, and K.R. Alexander. 

I'm tagging @brightbeautifulthings and @cattatonically (no pressure!) but you're all welcome to send your recs. Thanks!

[cattatonically]

I was tagged by @northernbookworm 

Five songs I currently have on repeat are: 

1. Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer

2. (Can’t Get My) Head Around You - The Offspring

3. Kamikaze - RedHook

4. Want You Bad - The Offspring 

5. Hayloft - Mother Mother

I would like to tag: @therefugeofbooks @ezzydean @notsuchasecret

[taylormarieee]

OKAY ALL OUR CHATS GOT ME FERAL FOR RICKKKK

stepdad!rick overhearing a conversation with your best friend where she tells you to get laid. but when rick hears this he gets jealous makes sure you don't sleep with anyone.... 😩

AGHHHHHHHHHH!!! You know how to make me feel worse... ughhh!

"You need t get laid girl! There are tons of guys in Alexandria." She says.

"I can't! I want someone experienced the only thing these kids know his fake ass porn." You say laughing.

"I think I need someone older." You say. "Just a little bit more experienced! You know?"You respond.

Little did you two know your hot step dad was listening to the whole conversation between you two and he was pissed.

He wants you to get fucked by him and him only. Not some other child.

He wants you to have experienced dick, wants you to feel good. "Alright girl, I'm gonna go." Your friend says.

"oK, Bye!" You respond, she waves and leaves before bumping into Rick. She smiles at him before saying bye as well and walking away.

He smiles at her before walking into your room.

"What were you guys talking about." He asks leaning on your door frame.

"Girly stuff! You know, boys, the sky, getting older you know." You respond.

"oh ok babygirl." He says smirking. " I heard something completely different. Like something about you wanting to get fucked by someone older?" He says getting close to you.

"I-I that was, uhm... Nothing." You stutter at the intense gaze your step dad is giving.

"Oh ok, then me fucking you right here would also be nothing right? Cuz I know you fantasize about me." He says exposing you and your late night acts.

"Your fingers deep inside your cunt as you cry my name." He says with a smirk crawling on your bed in between your legs.

You close your legs together but Rick prys them open. "Open em babygirl and keep em open" He says.

You both make eyes contact and your face gets hot. He slides your underwear down. He can see how wet you are just talking about sex.

"So wet for me baby." He says rubbing your clit.

He licks and laps at your pussy. Your arousal coating his stubble and his lips.

You throw your head back and your hand tangles in his brown locs.

"oH SHIT! Fuck daddy! Ughh yes!" You cry out. He's just like how you imagined. Rough with a hint of sweetness.

Your step dad was the perfect person. The one you wanted to fuck you into oblivion.

Fuck your pussy until it hurt to walk. Fuck you until your insides burned. Until you were so overstimulated you were shaking and twichting.

@versatilehater How was that baby? Good? U pleased?

Taglist: @sinsandsweetness @carlsdarling @smutinlove @catt-leya @rickswh0r3 @murdadixon @knochentrocken0808

[shortprince-cos]

My TOH AUs so far!

Beauty in Blood

Hunter gets poisoned by an illegal potion dealer. He and Darius must find an antidote before its too late.

Hunter Noceda

10 y/o Hunter traps himself in the human realm and gets found by the Noceda's.

The Bard, the Bird, and the Boy

Raine becomes a covenhead early and snatches a child. ( @thebard-thebird-andtheboy )

Mama's Boy

Hunter is Eda and Raine's biological child who got snatched by Belos because he looks like Caleb. Eda assumes her baby is dead. Snippet One.

Star Crossed Brothers

The Collector meets a young Hunter by accident and decides to be his friend.

Future Fears

The CATTs make a potion that will show them the DOU, but Hunter accidentally takes it instead.

Emperor Obron

Caleb goes along with Philip's plan to kill all witches because Evelyn and their son died 'due to wild magic'.

Hunter Blight

Darius snatches a baby Hunter and gives him to the Blights for safe keeping. This goes about as well as you'd expect.

The Cardinal

After witnessing Belos chat with The Collector about killing everyone, Hunter becomes a vigilante.

Time Pool Panic

Caleb accidentally stumbles into a time pool and winds up in Luz's story.

Silver Scout

Luz ends up with Belos as a mentor instead of Eda.

A Captive Audience

Hunter gets captured by the BATTs after recognizing Raine

Mute!Hunter

Exactly what it sounds like.

The Magic of Light

Luz and her mother move to Bonesborough to get a fresh start, but after and encounter with a bully, Luz receives a mysterious necklace that grants her magical powers! (Magical Girl AU)

[polyhexian]

Eda refers to the Martlet as Marty. I feel like Jasper would find this endearing. Idk if they're friends (does Jasper even HAVE friends in this AU? sad) but they'd at least be running in the same circles. Casual acquaintances who appreciate each other's work. They exchange idle chit-chat in the night market.

If anyone figures out who the Martlet is before Jasper makes his identity known, it's Luz. She's smart, she's genre-savvy, she still low-key thinks she's in a fantasy story (lol), and she IMMEDIATELY clocks the Martlet as 1) Having a mysterious identity, 2) Having a mysterious BACKSTORY, 3) Being low-key sad, like, ALL the time despite his cheerful badass persona, clearly he is HIDING INNER PAIN, 4) HE'S GOT A SERIOUS SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS AND AN APPARENTLY-PERSONAL HATRED FOR BELOS, THIS IS NOT ADDING UP TO ANYTHING NICE, 5) It is entirely possible she gets a glimpse of his Emperor's Coven sigil at some point.

It's not a priority for her to figure the guy out, and it'd take a while for her to collect all the pieces to the puzzle. But after meeting Hunter she pesters Lilith for information about the Golden Guard, which leads to talk of the old one, so she knows Jasper existed. She knows Hunter is an orphan being raised by an Evil Emperor, which is just…welp, there are stories that go like that and they ALWAYS involve parental drama. She sees the Martlet and Hunter fight and notes that Marty's not as antagonistic as he could be.

…Bahaha, I have no idea how to make the timeline on THIS concept make sense, cuz she doesn't know Belos = Philip until Hollow Mind and who knows how that episode would even go down in this AU, BUT imagine her cornering Jasper like "ARE YOU CALEB WITTEBANE???" and Jasper just. fucking losing it. XD

(Does Jasper know Belos's name is Philip? Does he know the surname Wittebane? Does he even know he's human? Or does he put two and two together when he catches Luz watching an echomouse journal entry? Does he get just as interested in the journal as she is, but his interest is more morbid curiosity?)

Once Luz figures things out, or once things come out, she is just, like. Unholy screeching. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE A REVERSE DARTH VADER SITUATION.

"Human," Hunter says, infinitely tired, "WHAT are you talking about?"

"Huh, yeah, it kinda is," Eda muses.

Jasper says that bullshit "people like me don't survive stories like this" line exactly one time around Luz and she is NOT having it. NUH-UH. NO SIR. You are NOT allowed to become a sacrificial father figure immediately after being reunited with your son! Her insistence on this is only PARTIALLY due to her own paternal loss trauma, it is also very much fueled by her love of storytelling! She drags out a whiteboard and does an impromptu presentation on TROPES and CHARACTER ARCS! She gasps as she realizes - it's not HUNTER'S redemption arc that's the big one here, it's JASPER'S. He's been riding a redemption arc for 16 years! You don't just kill off a character after that kind of development! Everyone knows Redemption Equals Death happens, like, IMMEDIATELY after the Heel-Face Turn, we are WAY past that threshold! Jasper is kinda overwhelmed but appreciates her optimism.

YEASSSSS

He doesnt have FRIENDS.... but he knows people. Like he works with the CATTs fairly often. He probably shows up to meetings and stuff and hangs around. People KNOW him. He probably does know eda, they're very similar and both hate Belos. He's cagey and he's not going to reveal much but I imagine there's been a time or two he's gotten seriously injured and it's her doorstep he shows up on. He might work with the CATTs but he doesn't trust them. He feels in his bones a trust for eda. She won't turn him in, she won't pull his mask off or tear his identity from him. She'll annoy him sure. But she won't MAKE him do anything. So once in a blue moon he shows up bloody and miserable on her doorstep to ask for help. He stays the night and he's gone by morning. He probably leaves something as a thank you. Maybe some stolen snails. Maybe a stolen owl beast potion. Potion ingredients. Whatever he has.

Luz ABSOLUTELY clocks his shit IMMEDIATELY. The only thing is she doesn't know about Grimwalkers. She's missing info on the golden guards. But it's obvious he's Hunter's dad and it's obvious Hunter doesn't know that. So she thinks like... maybe he escaped Belos but left Hunter behind... but like he is still his like biological dad. She thinks he left Hunter behind and is filled with guilt.

It's not until he is unconscious on Camila's couch and she knows what Grimwalkers are that she's like... putting the pieces together

AND ABSOLUTELY SHES ON THE "NO MOTHRRFUCKER YOU DONT GET TK DIE TRAGICALLY NOW"

[dontpetmeibite]

$cybercatastrophe:   I’m confused. You took the beastformers in and got Cerebros and Red Alert to help you help them using Spin’s instructions.  All I petitioned for was that all their information be made available to their concordia and that no tracking be done of anyone who queried the database.

$cybercatastrophe:  And that’s what Starscream arranged, right?

$cybercatastrophe: A lot of them did come to Sanctuary, but Sanctuary doesn’t have prisons or jails.

$cybercatastrophe:  You remember this really differently from me. But if I was lied to I’d like to know. All of the people who came to Sanctuary said the only complaints they had about you involved petting. And they had no complaints against Starscream. Prowl tried to hack into the database, but he didn’t succeed.

$cybercatastrophe: ...you know I might be offended that you said that to me about my amica endura, but you’re obviously not okay.

$cybercatastrophe: Do you need to come to Sanctuary? We’ve got one of the best Cybertronian mental health centres in the galaxy here. They’ve done wonders for Grimlock, although he also needed surgery. They’ve even made some inroads on my sister’s damage. Anyone is welcome here, as long as they don’t subscribe to the temporal rulership of the Prime. And we don’t charge anyone for medical services of any kind.

@dontpetmeibite

There is a cat following him. why is there a cat following him?

he's heard of this cat.

[enchantedlov3r]

Heyyy guys! This is my side blog where I'll be talking and chatting! I'll write if you want me too but it will just be drabbles! No length full fics just drabbles about any desires or fantasies your having!

My mooties: @dustbunniess @luvrxbunny @sinsandsweetness @versatilehater @rafescokewhore @fratrafecameron @dollyfl1rt @cherryredstars @cherryredstarsreblogs @liliesdiary @hutchersonsgurl @neytirishottestgirl @writella

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[catts-world]

Hey yall! Just figured it was about time I created a running update on what I may post abt if you're new here!

Some Bands/Artists I love ~

My Chemical Romance

Fall Out Boy (peterick)

Bring Me The Horizon (<3)

presplit! Panic! At The Disco (brendon anti a lil)

KORN (im actually jd)

Slipknot (not corey taylor)

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Black Veil Brides

Metallica

Taylor Swift

Sleep Token (!!!)

Avenged Sevenfold (zacky v. enthusiast)

Lorna Shore (!!!)

Blink 182 (tomark girl) (!!!)

Duran Duran

Green Day

Sleeping With Sirens

Incubus

Pierce The Veil

311

GNR

The White Stripes

AND ANY MORE I FORGOT ILY!!

FYI there are infinitely more artists I like that I may have just forgotten to put but these are all of my mains! And for each band I love all members (except yk whos) so don't be shy to chat to me abt any of them!

P.S my rambling tag is #catts brainrot 🗣🗣 if ur interested 🫶🫶🫶

[tricksterfiction]

Day 8 - Scrawny (Free day!)

Two hearts with accurate devotions

A young silver eyed Qaor'a stared an equally young Sen down, their rivalry up until now had been bubbling. Competing against each other in practicum results, volunteer hours, and all the ways students measure themselves against the others.

Nobody else was interested in getting between them but now, now it was coming to the surface.

It was the evening of the Conjurer's Guild social, where students were introduced to their future peers and other members of the prominent guilds in Gridania.

Sen had a couple classmates at her elbows, chatting pleasantly about their upcoming studies, suture techniques. They all wore their best robes, Sen was in a dark hunter green robe - her mentor had convinced her father to make for her. It had some lovely embroidery of cloves on the inside of her collar. Despite the more formal fashion she liked it, she had some say in what she wanted to wear for once. Her redwood cane was on her back.

Her horn ticked up at the sound of her name being dropped, her lips pursed scanning for eyes on her.

"You think that scrawny little good for nothing lizard, has a chance at doing better than me?" Qaor'a practically cackled, a flip of his bangs, "Sure she got lucky being plucked from obscurity and blessed by tolerance of the Elementals to work among us."

Sen's fists clenched zeroing in on the foul mouthed catte, her irritation plain as day. Her friends looked over and tried to console her.

"Don't listen to him, he's just got something to prove-" One would begin, and the other chiming in, "The Elementals won't tolerate his ego- Hey!"

She made a beeline for him.

"Someone ought to spare her the time and send her back where- Ohhhh, Miss Urabe, good evening." Qaor'a smiled a slimy smile, "How do you do?"

Qaor'a and his two hyur friends looked at her with obvious bemusement.

She had spent a grand total of two seconds thinking of her retort and it was all she needed, sticking a finger in Qaor'a's face, "You'll tolerate my cane up your ass as much as the Elementals supposedly tolerate me, asshole." This was a first any of them heard her say one cross word, the trio blinked at her.

"I am as well as your mom was last night after I was done fucking her, thanks for asking." They were stunned, "I can and will be better than you, Qaor'a. Nobody's a better study, a better healer nor better suited for being closer to the Elementals than me." She turned that finger and thumbed his nose, "Good luck convincing anybody of what you heard me say."

It took the keeper to process looking to his friends, then a deep purple blush of anger he threw back more insults about her being a foreigner, she swung back with low blows about his appearance. They went on, the hyur boys drifted away when they showed no sign of stopping. Their voices remained at a reasonable level, most of the adults present thought they were just having a spirited debate.

Sen and Qaor'a eventually only stopped when their mouths were locked, tongues darting and swiping, and poor decisions guided their awkward inexperienced hands.