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[cattatonically]

(via Cats, Coffee, Books, Wine & True Crime Sticker by SassyCattSays) Trying the Redbubble thing! 

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[cattatonically]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[cherrieguroo]

me watching the ship emoji heart thing spread ... yes it's all coming according to plan

[kiutotakulady]

Jkayyy...babee how am I going to work if you keep on going live every 7am 😭😭💜💜

[cattatonically]

Happy birthday, Cath!! 🥳🥳  I don’t so much have a book rec as an author rec for you! If you enjoy low-stakes, happy ending, queer romance, I would highly suggest checking out author Mia Monroe! I’ve been bingeing her books a lot lately, and I enjoy them a lot!  I hope your day is full of joy, love, and good vibes!  Cheers,  Catt

Today is my birthday 🥳 🥳 send me a book rec, a quote or tell me something nice that happened to you recently!

[bashbeary]

Drew my friends cat :3

[caelyne]

new emotes :3

[taylormarieee]

OKAY ALL OUR CHATS GOT ME FERAL FOR RICKKKK

stepdad!rick overhearing a conversation with your best friend where she tells you to get laid. but when rick hears this he gets jealous makes sure you don't sleep with anyone.... 😩

AGHHHHHHHHHH!!! You know how to make me feel worse... ughhh!

"You need t get laid girl! There are tons of guys in Alexandria." She says.

"I can't! I want someone experienced the only thing these kids know his fake ass porn." You say laughing.

"I think I need someone older." You say. "Just a little bit more experienced! You know?"You respond.

Little did you two know your hot step dad was listening to the whole conversation between you two and he was pissed.

He wants you to get fucked by him and him only. Not some other child.

He wants you to have experienced dick, wants you to feel good. "Alright girl, I'm gonna go." Your friend says.

"oK, Bye!" You respond, she waves and leaves before bumping into Rick. She smiles at him before saying bye as well and walking away.

He smiles at her before walking into your room.

"What were you guys talking about." He asks leaning on your door frame.

"Girly stuff! You know, boys, the sky, getting older you know." You respond.

"oh ok babygirl." He says smirking. " I heard something completely different. Like something about you wanting to get fucked by someone older?" He says getting close to you.

"I-I that was, uhm... Nothing." You stutter at the intense gaze your step dad is giving.

"Oh ok, then me fucking you right here would also be nothing right? Cuz I know you fantasize about me." He says exposing you and your late night acts.

"Your fingers deep inside your cunt as you cry my name." He says with a smirk crawling on your bed in between your legs.

You close your legs together but Rick prys them open. "Open em babygirl and keep em open" He says.

You both make eyes contact and your face gets hot. He slides your underwear down. He can see how wet you are just talking about sex.

"So wet for me baby." He says rubbing your clit.

He licks and laps at your pussy. Your arousal coating his stubble and his lips.

You throw your head back and your hand tangles in his brown locs.

"oH SHIT! Fuck daddy! Ughh yes!" You cry out. He's just like how you imagined. Rough with a hint of sweetness.

Your step dad was the perfect person. The one you wanted to fuck you into oblivion.

Fuck your pussy until it hurt to walk. Fuck you until your insides burned. Until you were so overstimulated you were shaking and twichting.

@versatilehater How was that baby? Good? U pleased?

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[shortprince-cos]

My TOH AUs so far!

Beauty in Blood

Hunter gets poisoned by an illegal potion dealer. He and Darius must find an antidote before its too late.

Hunter Noceda

10 y/o Hunter traps himself in the human realm and gets found by the Noceda's.

The Bard, the Bird, and the Boy

Raine becomes a covenhead early and snatches a child. ( @thebard-thebird-andtheboy )

Mama's Boy

Hunter is Eda and Raine's biological child who got snatched by Belos because he looks like Caleb. Eda assumes her baby is dead. Snippet One.

Star Crossed Brothers

The Collector meets a young Hunter by accident and decides to be his friend.

Future Fears

The CATTs make a potion that will show them the DOU, but Hunter accidentally takes it instead.

Emperor Obron

Caleb goes along with Philip's plan to kill all witches because Evelyn and their son died 'due to wild magic'.

Hunter Blight

Darius snatches a baby Hunter and gives him to the Blights for safe keeping. This goes about as well as you'd expect.

The Cardinal

After witnessing Belos chat with The Collector about killing everyone, Hunter becomes a vigilante.

Time Pool Panic

Caleb accidentally stumbles into a time pool and winds up in Luz's story.

Silver Scout

Luz ends up with Belos as a mentor instead of Eda.

A Captive Audience

Hunter gets captured by the BATTs after recognizing Raine

Mute!Hunter

Exactly what it sounds like.

The Magic of Light

Luz and her mother move to Bonesborough to get a fresh start, but after and encounter with a bully, Luz receives a mysterious necklace that grants her magical powers! (Magical Girl AU)

[haunted-plush]

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[cattatonically]

Jon's Boom Shaka Laka Problem - A.J. Sherwood (Jon's Mysteries, book 4)

Synopsis

Proposing vs diffusing a bomb?

Diffusing a bomb is much easier than proposing.

Diffusing Donovan’s anger over getting on a plane to diffuse said bomb? Harder than the bomb.

Jon is not liking these odds.

Is proposing supposed to be this difficult?

My Thoughts

To say the ante has beed upped is an understatement. So far, Jon’s always dealt with some bizzare cases, some unusual cases, and, well, some downright creepy cases. But dealing with a bomb threat is definitely going from 0 to 100 (in KM/h, of course) in a few seconds flat. And, of course, Jon jumps right into it without a second thought. Only this time, Donovan isn’t sitting back and letting it happen.

Jon is known for going above and beyond to assist on a case. He’s known for feeling a great sense of personal responsibility towards solving a case. But he’s also known for feeling like he has to jump in head first, which does not always work in his favour. And Donovan’s quite unhappy about this. Mostly because Jon sees himself as such a burden, he feels has to go to these extremes to please others. He can’t see his own value through his massive wall of insecurities. Until he does.

Now, right in the middle of a case where bombs have been defused and there is a bomber on the loose isn’t the best time for Jon to have this epiphany. But it happens anyway – and it really had to happen in this way, when he’s on the verge of burnout. And as much as Donovan and Jon communicate quite well, and Donovan reassures Jon that he’s loved and cared for and valued just as he is, Jon needs to realize these things on his own. And he does. At quite possibly the worst time, but hey, we will take it!

While the case definitely added a layer of anxiety to everything, this book was definitely a lot more about character growth than anything else – and I definitely appreciate that greatly! I love seeing Jon overcome his insecurities a bit at a time, with Donovan’s support. I love seeing Donovan learn how to communicate more effectively with Jon. I love seeing them both continue to nurture their relationship with their ever-growing cast of family and friends.

Even though the mysteries of this series are very intricate, and detailed, and strange, and honestly leave my head spinning, this series is driven by it’s cast of characters. I love them all. I feel like I’m right there with them; I feel like I’m part of the family. And that’s what is making this series so amazing for me to read. And I can’t wait to keep going!

[polyhexian]

Eda refers to the Martlet as Marty. I feel like Jasper would find this endearing. Idk if they're friends (does Jasper even HAVE friends in this AU? sad) but they'd at least be running in the same circles. Casual acquaintances who appreciate each other's work. They exchange idle chit-chat in the night market.

If anyone figures out who the Martlet is before Jasper makes his identity known, it's Luz. She's smart, she's genre-savvy, she still low-key thinks she's in a fantasy story (lol), and she IMMEDIATELY clocks the Martlet as 1) Having a mysterious identity, 2) Having a mysterious BACKSTORY, 3) Being low-key sad, like, ALL the time despite his cheerful badass persona, clearly he is HIDING INNER PAIN, 4) HE'S GOT A SERIOUS SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS AND AN APPARENTLY-PERSONAL HATRED FOR BELOS, THIS IS NOT ADDING UP TO ANYTHING NICE, 5) It is entirely possible she gets a glimpse of his Emperor's Coven sigil at some point.

It's not a priority for her to figure the guy out, and it'd take a while for her to collect all the pieces to the puzzle. But after meeting Hunter she pesters Lilith for information about the Golden Guard, which leads to talk of the old one, so she knows Jasper existed. She knows Hunter is an orphan being raised by an Evil Emperor, which is just…welp, there are stories that go like that and they ALWAYS involve parental drama. She sees the Martlet and Hunter fight and notes that Marty's not as antagonistic as he could be.

…Bahaha, I have no idea how to make the timeline on THIS concept make sense, cuz she doesn't know Belos = Philip until Hollow Mind and who knows how that episode would even go down in this AU, BUT imagine her cornering Jasper like "ARE YOU CALEB WITTEBANE???" and Jasper just. fucking losing it. XD

(Does Jasper know Belos's name is Philip? Does he know the surname Wittebane? Does he even know he's human? Or does he put two and two together when he catches Luz watching an echomouse journal entry? Does he get just as interested in the journal as she is, but his interest is more morbid curiosity?)

Once Luz figures things out, or once things come out, she is just, like. Unholy screeching. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE A REVERSE DARTH VADER SITUATION.

"Human," Hunter says, infinitely tired, "WHAT are you talking about?"

"Huh, yeah, it kinda is," Eda muses.

Jasper says that bullshit "people like me don't survive stories like this" line exactly one time around Luz and she is NOT having it. NUH-UH. NO SIR. You are NOT allowed to become a sacrificial father figure immediately after being reunited with your son! Her insistence on this is only PARTIALLY due to her own paternal loss trauma, it is also very much fueled by her love of storytelling! She drags out a whiteboard and does an impromptu presentation on TROPES and CHARACTER ARCS! She gasps as she realizes - it's not HUNTER'S redemption arc that's the big one here, it's JASPER'S. He's been riding a redemption arc for 16 years! You don't just kill off a character after that kind of development! Everyone knows Redemption Equals Death happens, like, IMMEDIATELY after the Heel-Face Turn, we are WAY past that threshold! Jasper is kinda overwhelmed but appreciates her optimism.

YEASSSSS

He doesnt have FRIENDS.... but he knows people. Like he works with the CATTs fairly often. He probably shows up to meetings and stuff and hangs around. People KNOW him. He probably does know eda, they're very similar and both hate Belos. He's cagey and he's not going to reveal much but I imagine there's been a time or two he's gotten seriously injured and it's her doorstep he shows up on. He might work with the CATTs but he doesn't trust them. He feels in his bones a trust for eda. She won't turn him in, she won't pull his mask off or tear his identity from him. She'll annoy him sure. But she won't MAKE him do anything. So once in a blue moon he shows up bloody and miserable on her doorstep to ask for help. He stays the night and he's gone by morning. He probably leaves something as a thank you. Maybe some stolen snails. Maybe a stolen owl beast potion. Potion ingredients. Whatever he has.

Luz ABSOLUTELY clocks his shit IMMEDIATELY. The only thing is she doesn't know about Grimwalkers. She's missing info on the golden guards. But it's obvious he's Hunter's dad and it's obvious Hunter doesn't know that. So she thinks like... maybe he escaped Belos but left Hunter behind... but like he is still his like biological dad. She thinks he left Hunter behind and is filled with guilt.

It's not until he is unconscious on Camila's couch and she knows what Grimwalkers are that she's like... putting the pieces together

AND ABSOLUTELY SHES ON THE "NO MOTHRRFUCKER YOU DONT GET TK DIE TRAGICALLY NOW"

[dontpetmeibite]

$cybercatastrophe:   I’m confused. You took the beastformers in and got Cerebros and Red Alert to help you help them using Spin’s instructions.  All I petitioned for was that all their information be made available to their concordia and that no tracking be done of anyone who queried the database.

$cybercatastrophe:  And that’s what Starscream arranged, right?

$cybercatastrophe: A lot of them did come to Sanctuary, but Sanctuary doesn’t have prisons or jails.

$cybercatastrophe:  You remember this really differently from me. But if I was lied to I’d like to know. All of the people who came to Sanctuary said the only complaints they had about you involved petting. And they had no complaints against Starscream. Prowl tried to hack into the database, but he didn’t succeed.

$cybercatastrophe: ...you know I might be offended that you said that to me about my amica endura, but you’re obviously not okay.

$cybercatastrophe: Do you need to come to Sanctuary? We’ve got one of the best Cybertronian mental health centres in the galaxy here. They’ve done wonders for Grimlock, although he also needed surgery. They’ve even made some inroads on my sister’s damage. Anyone is welcome here, as long as they don’t subscribe to the temporal rulership of the Prime. And we don’t charge anyone for medical services of any kind.

@dontpetmeibite

There is a cat following him. why is there a cat following him?

he's heard of this cat.

[sewers-headmates]

Hiii I made a bah blog can I get a shout out please? its @hyper-catt if you dont do shout outs sorry to bother youu!

of course! chat you know we won’t promote any BAH account we won’t use ourselves so here take it!!! go get your requests in before they have a long wait list!

-mole

[enchantedlov3r]

Heyyy guys! This is my side blog where I'll be talking and chatting! I'll write if you want me too but it will just be drabbles! No length full fics just drabbles about any desires or fantasies your having!

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[catts-world]

Hey yall! Just figured it was about time I created a running update on what I may post abt if you're new here!

Some Bands/Artists I love ~

My Chemical Romance

Fall Out Boy (peterick)

Bring Me The Horizon (<3)

presplit! Panic! At The Disco (brendon anti a lil)

KORN (im actually jd)

Slipknot (not corey taylor)

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Black Veil Brides

Metallica

Taylor Swift

Sleep Token (!!!)

Avenged Sevenfold (zacky v. enthusiast)

Lorna Shore (!!!)

Blink 182 (tomark girl) (!!!)

Duran Duran

Green Day

Sleeping With Sirens

Incubus

Pierce The Veil

311

GNR

The White Stripes

AND ANY MORE I FORGOT ILY!!

FYI there are infinitely more artists I like that I may have just forgotten to put but these are all of my mains! And for each band I love all members (except yk whos) so don't be shy to chat to me abt any of them!

P.S my rambling tag is #catts brainrot 🗣🗣 if ur interested 🫶🫶🫶