#Cass gets first civvie and danny Loves His Brothers Equally & Has No Favorites (damian. reminds him of ellie & they get on like a house on
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batfam, cleaning up a Random Disaster: w a i t a minute…who are you?
danny, who had been in gotham for three (3) minutes before something Went Wrong: i am homeless, i am gay, i have a gov’t agency hunting me, i’m new in town 😌
batfam, already calling alfred, handing over adoption papers, fighting each other for First Civie Introduction & arguing over who will be Fav Sibling to him: you’re gonna close with “new in town”? that was not the most dramatic thing that you just said—
#dp x dc#john mulaney#danny is v satisfied w that answer yessir#also he doesn’t trust bruce on principle (the Billionaire Fruitloop Principle) but he does attach himself to the batkids#Cass gets first civvie and danny Loves His Brothers Equally & Has No Favorites (damian. reminds him of ellie & they get on like a house on#ectoplasmic fire)#jason is just. jason is both his brother and His Kid bc danny is older in ghost years and jason’s ghost tutor#imo all gothamites r low lvl liminal (batfam ranges from Very to Extremely to Jason) bc the ppl to ecto ratio is higher than amity#dc x dp#kazoo kid
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