#Caspar sounded so delighted to hear Ted again

[artful-peculiarities]

I love Ted Singular. He’s a cunt. He belongs to a race of extraterrestrials who are all middle management. He whines a lot. He hates his job but loves infodumping. He wants to know what’s in the box. He’s the picture of cringefail loser. A regular human guy absolutely loves annoying the shit outta him and it works every time.

Truly among the characters of all time