#Caroline: I can't help it...it's like watching a monkey ride a bicycle...
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I've just decided that Alex's teeth will regrow if he loses any :) This has definitely led him to just, like, physically rip out his own teeth if one breaks because Dentists Are Scary <3
#Caroline: WHY AREN'T YOU USING ANAESTHETIC#Alex: Why aren't ~you~ working? I don't pay you to ask questions#Caroline: I KNOW BUT-#Alex: Shh#Caroline: BUT ALEX-#Alex: Well actually pulling teeth is a lot more fun when your manager is SILENT did you know that Caroline?#Caroline: :'(#Alex: Are you fucking crying?????#Caroline: :'( I'm scared for you#Alex: Right well there's an easy cure for that! Don't watch!#Caroline: I can't help it...it's like watching a monkey ride a bicycle...#Alex: .............Caroline I need you to stop for a moment to really think about what you just said to me#Caroline: Honestly Alexsander I've lost the mental capability to think because of you#Alex: Congratulations you've reached level three (he violently yanks out another tooth - blood splattering)#Caroline: (immediately starts sobbing into her hands)#Alex: (bleeding) It's not that bad when you've had teeth ~forcibly~ removed before Caroline! It's actually somewhat cathartic pls don't cry#Caroline: (wailing) YOU NEED TO GO TO THERAPY#Alex: (HISSING & THROWING TEETH)
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