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Papa Perez homophobic Podcast

This week Checo's father was on the ESPN Racing podcast Mexico. You can find it on Spotify.

He talked about how his son will drive for 2 more seasons for Redbull and that RB will restructure at the end of the season. Whatever the fuck that means.

He then went on to demand an apology from all the media who spread the rumor his son will retire after the Mexican GP. Especially the guy that just came out the closet. (Ralf Schumacher) he thinks he's in love with Checo. He has no credibility because he doesn't know if he's a journalist, a man or a woman.

Thank you so much for the anon that clipped and subtitled this for us!

And we all know Checo doesn't belong in that car. Kevin Magnussen scored more points in the past races and he was banned from one and on sick leave for another. He didn't participate in 2 races and drives a back marker car or midfield at best car and outscored Checo! 

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I agree with Top 2. The rest?

Sexiest F1 drivers according to People Magazine

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I didn’t see the rumours about Colapinto and China Suarez until now, can you rapidly tell me about what she’s done (I know she’s 32 and she sent messages to a footballer but nothing more ?

I was just send a new video from today

Her first big scandal was hooking up with a married man who had a pregnant wife. The stress of the infidelity caused a miscarriage. China later said "not my problem" when asked after she and the guy went official and had a child. Whole relationship over in 1 year after birth of the child. Who is closer in age to Franco than China is to him by the way 💀

Next target was married again but already had 4 children. Both actors who were doing it on set and his wife caught them in flagranti. China called the wife crazy and send her fans to harass the wife but announced her relationship with the guy shortly after. They had 2 children together.

After that she went for her 3rd married guy Icardi. But his wife is the original wag mistress Argentinian Wanda Nara. She cheated WITH Icardi on her husband with whom she had children. You lose them how you got them - no sympathy. That was 2021.

Since then she changed strategy and is now after young early 20s successful guys. She's 32.

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Remember how we were joking a few weeks ago that Franco might save us because he likes older women. He does!

The Internet is currently freaking out because he's been seen in Madrid with this 32 year old Argentinian actress who is a mother of 3. And everyone calls her Kelly2.0 it's hilarious.

Apparently she's another home wrecker just like our MG and likes to get with married man. I have no idea who she is but the comments I read on Instagram, twitter and here are pretty much the same. Yikes. And please do Kelly next Franco 💀

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wtf never thought about it

It's in their story? Use the trick I posted yesterday. Their account is public right?//

Just use storysaver.net, type in the account name and look or download the content from there. I wouldn't recommend anybody view stories of someone they're talking shit about online from accounts they're associated with via device, IP address or email account/phone no. because it's gonna leave a trail.

Like that flower gothic person really needs to get a burner and a VPN or she's gonna get a scary call from some lawyers before too long.

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I hope Hill is the first of many that are leaving Sky F1. They need a huge overhaul. David Croft has to go, Rachel Brookes, Danica Lizard People Patrick, Simon Lazenby at least have to go.

Bernie Collins is brilliant. They need to focus on serious, well qualified people like her and get rid of all the tabloidy, biased, shit-stirring idiots.

Danica is the worst! She is so stupid and knows nothing about the sport. I love how Jenson Button openly mocks her.

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I have a question. in steppy's blog there used to always be insiders from monaco/ brazil/ the paddock with information about max and more so about kelly especially during 2021/22. Nowadays there aren't any. because I'm sure there is drama in their relationship or at least some gossip going around about them, why isn't anything coming out anymore? everything so far is us connecting the dots or awkward things we notice about them. I want concrete proof.

Steppy hasn't been active regularly in over a year. She disappeared (as in inactive not what's happened now) for weeks/months. Not a good ground for an insider to drop tea.

Most were probably lying to begin with. Remember that crazy Indian girl that thought she's in a secret relationship with him? Bloody hell. Or Nostradamos that wrote such weak statements that it meant nothing but still we wanted to believe Black & White anon is one of the "right people who watch the blog".

And others might be bored of them and/or worried for retaliation. You see how her fans are. There's also the "please don't share" folks that will give you but only you info to keep in the back of your head but doesn't want it to be shared.

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Im not going to give the cult the importance they think they have

Listening to Alonso’s radio talking about finishing for his mechanics

Seen the Alpine mechanics celebrating

I just remember how important are the people beside the drivers for the sport

I’ll go to my social media and talk about the celebrations of the Alpine team

MG it’s not about you, every race weekend is about them, the people who doesn’t sleep fixing those cars, the people who actually makes part of the Formula 1

Max drove like a beast, from a LH mad respect for the Dutch Lion.

Insane, and me and my LH family rather have Max than Lando, he is hard to swallow for us.

I’m happy for Max, annoy because MG will think is about her, but super super happy for the Alpine team and all the mechanics that worked very hard today.

Well said.

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MG entire insta is just an undisclosed ad at this point but there’s no way to report it ? :/

Also Captain I love that you post like screenshots of links sent in so everyone can see what’s been sent !!!!

Tbh I discovered it by coincidence when I wanted to paste something but put the twitter link instead and realised it displays it. Unfortunately not for videos but makes it far easier. On other blogs you always had to leave the page to do it yourself.

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Why do you think Melissa and nando are an endgame couple if you don’t mind me asking?

just the vibe. Both Spanish, both in the industry. They know the drill and don't need to change their schedule and life for each other to make it fit. He wants to keep his private life private and as far as I've seen she respects that and doesn't post him.

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To the anon who said Charles was going to win… which brand of candle did you used?

I need to know the full ritual, seems effective.

Keep going

👀 and can you wish for a certain breakup next please

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Conspiracy

This entire season is scripted as fuck. This GP wasn't sold out. TV ratings dipped. Domenicali told Horner to stop winning by a big margin because the hype left in China. They literally blamed Max for ruining F1. What happened ever since? Everything a fan can wish for. First Lando win, first Oscar win, Monaco home win for Charles and Silverstone home win for Lewis. It's almost too perfect everything happened what general fans dream off.

I think there was also a radio broadcast a couple of months ago when Max said to GP "that's the best I can do. We know why".

I think that Redbull was hampered by the big shots to make this season more interesting and win back fans for the European leg. Now that it's over they are back to normal.

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He's back baby!

And that last lap fuck up is exactly why Lando isn't good enough to become champion. I'll wait if he gets a penalty for moving under breaking 💀

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Can you give us your opinion about every F1 couple?

Max & Kelly: the sooner he sees a therapist who explains Freud to him and why he has mommy issues the better. Ick ick ick.

Charles & Alexandra: the timeline on when they really started dating is suspicious. They are very calculated with their image and I feel it's empty and vein. But they both are like that so it works somehow. What I do hate is how F1 media promotes them constantly. Royal couple of F1 on the official F1 page really? Hell no. I don't need to see wags on F1 media.

George & Carmen: how the hell was he 3rd in the sexiest driver list? And Carmen turned into a huge disappointment. Typical influencer and her clearly fake Q&As and GR this GR that is very performative. What was that Kate Middleton cos play this week? They definitely try to be aristocratic but it's like a Halloween costume. It's creepy because we don't know what's behind the mask.

Checo & Carola: I know they are very religious but honey if he cheats on you 3 weeks after you gave birth RUN! I doubt it's the only time.

Carlos and Rebecca: early midlife crisis? After his family pushed for marriage with Isa a rebellious streak with the opposite of her was expected. Didn't think it would last this long. She tries real hard to portray the good girl but I don't buy it. What's up with the white clothes recently? Virgin Rebecca. Far far from it. I think in the end he will marry a "good" Spanish woman his family will like (probably more than himself) so Rebecca is on a timetable.

Oscar & Lily: love them. Enough sad.

Alex & Lily: same. Love them. Waiting for engagement news.

Bottas & Tiffany: they are both weird and on the same page supporting each other. It seems very stable with them.

Lance & Marilou: no.

Alonso & Melissa: seems a great match. Really like them together even if I think it started while he was maybe still with Andrea.

Hulk & Egle: don't care for either. Works I guess.

Kmag & wife: same thing. Don't really care either way but I read some cheating rumors last year. Just local Danish rumors so it never really made the gossip rounds much.

Liam & Hannah: no.

Yuki and Zhou are very secretive so can't judge what we don't know. Not sure Yuki is still with Jana to be honest.

Esteban & Flavy: not a fan of him but he has the prettiest girlfriends who seem unproblematic.

Pierre & Kika: ick. From the age difference when it started I'm not a fan. But they both seem up for drama and attention so weirdly it works.

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Anon the pic you are talking about was on the street somewhere not "inside" the brothel Lmao ///It was >AT< the brothel, anon. The guy posted it in a F1 facebook group when the admin asked if anyone had met the drivers in Sao Paulo. He said he was the brothel that night and met Max and Red Bull crew at the brothel's parking lot as they went to party there. Then he deleted everything and said he couldn't talk about it anymore. It was a luxury brothel, where the former governor of Sao Paulo was filmed in an orgy in 2018, and Kimi and Button were also caught there in the past. In Brazil it's no secret that drivers and especially mechanics go to the city's brothels during the Grand Prix. Mercedes mechanics were robbed leaving a brothel that is located close to the track in 2017

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They promote so many different skin care products which of them work?//

Admi I am the biggest health and beauty enthusiast you’ll find here. Ask about any viral products or brands and I’ll tell you if it works.

The Clarins Double Serum it works. Is more for mature skins but works, my mom has it. It’s pricy tho. And serums are not really a must in skin care is something you can skip.

Another great way to hidrate the skin, without a 100$ serum, is drinking water😂 (with slices of lemon and some mint) is the best

Define Mature Skin. I feel there's a joke in here.