#Can't decide if this a vent piece or not.. Ah well

[the--firevenus]

You not belong

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Stress painting afk merlin with my new drawing tablet, lmao I said I'd do a simple piece but nahhh, need me more angsty merlin pspsps afkj come on

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The Bad Guys (my version) - Saving The Day (chapter 13)

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I decided not to write down the scene of Wolf and Diane trying to retrieve the meteorite, captured by Marmalade, and "betrayed" by Snake. There was nothing else to change there.

I hope you'll like this new chapter. Have fun reading.

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As Cuddles pushed down the lever, Wolf and Diane gasped when they saw the floor open up and reveal a bunch of spinning blades, set to tear them to pieces.

Wolf and Diane screamed in fright as they struggled to free themselves from the restraints they were tied in as they were lowered closer and closer to what seemed like inevitable doom.

Suddenly, a puff of green smoke seemed to shoot out from the vents.

Diane, thinking it was poisonous, shouted, "Poison gas, don't breathe it in!"

The pair held their breath as tight as they could, but then, Wolf caught a whiff of the gas and...something about it made him comment, "Wait a second." He sniffed it a few more times before finally recognizing the scent, "That's not poison gas!"

Cuddles caught a whiff of the stinky cloud and retched before falling over and passing out.

A faint familiar voice was heard in the vents, "Sorry!"

Wolf gasped in shock, knowing very well who said that.

On the floor, Shark broke through the bent door, gasping for air, with Tarantula coming out from inside his mouth, Hornet sped upward from the vent to get away from his friend's gas, and Piranha popping out afterwards, and exclaimed, "Surprise!"

The four were all, just like Wolf, wearing their black bodysuit, with Webs as an exception since she was only wearing her sweatshirt and its hoodie on her head. Plus, they were all still wagging from earlier at the hideout.

Wolf was very relieved to see them, and chuckled happily, "What? Ah, guys! can't believe it's you!"

Tarantula commented, "You were right, Wolfie."

"We felt the wag, man!" Shark added excitedly

"And the tingle!" Piranha added.

"It's new, and… very funny. But it feels nice once in a while," Hornet tried to keep a smile on his face as he pretended to be surprised like the rest of his three friends about the wag.

Wolf, feeling very happy that his friends got to feel the "good tingle", commented, "It's good, right?"

However, there was still a major situation going on involving Diane and Wolf being brought lower to the spinning blades, and closer to doom!

Diane, knowing this, nervously chuckled and stated, "This is super moving, but can we do this later?"

However, Shark was too distracted by how good his wagging fin felt, and said in a rapping motion while dancing, "Feels like I got a rhythm section in my fin!"

Shark then started to beatbox while Piranha hopped onto Shark's hand and danced to his heart's content.

Wolf and Diane were trying to bend their heads upward as best they could to avoid contact with the ever near blades, panicking that this joyous moment was gonna cost them their lives.

Diane shouted, in fear/frustration, "Ugh, come on! Spinning blades!"

That snapped them out of it, with Piranha and Shark rushing over to help grab Diane and Wolf.

By the dashboard, Tarantula and Hornet pushed the lever back up, "We got it!" They said together as they closed the door to the spinning blades just in time, saving Wolf and Diane by the skin of their teeth.

Relieved to be alive, and happy to have almost all his buddies back, Wolf hopped over to them, "Guys…" He leaped high, free from the ropes, and was brought into a group hug by Shark, Tarantula, Piranha, and Hornet, "Am I happy to see you."

Wolf felt so happy to be reunited with his friends; all the valuables in the world could never compare to how valuable his team was, because they were more than just criminals, they were his best friends in the whole world. And just to be with them, that's all Wolf could ever be grateful for.

Diane watched happily as she could see the love for these groups of criminals. She realized they are indeed more than a group of criminals after all; they are family. She wished she would have good and loving friends like them. Watching the Bad Guys hugged together almost shed a tear, but she quickly wiped it away.

After the hug, Shark placed Wolf back onto his feet as the latter commented, "Now it's time to huff and puff and blow this little piggy's heist down!"

"Now we're talking'!" Hornet lightly and playfully punched Wolf's right shoulder.

"Game over, guinea pig," Tarantula added, "Marmalade may have a good way of framing us..., and a good hair," Hornet nodded dreamily behind her with Piranha gagged in disgust. Tarantula then shook her head, and said, "But we'll take him down!"

They all chuckled in excitement while escaping the room, set to stop Marmalade.

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In a hallway, Marmalade was telling Snake, who was still wearing the mind control helmet, "With this meteorite, we will be able to commit crimes people have only dreamed about."

Both of them had approached a metal door that seemed to lead to another room.

While Marmalade walked over to open the door, Snake made a funny remark, "Not bad for a butt rock."

Marmalade, ticked off that his previous meteorite was being called "butt" again, made the guinea pig start to angrily say, "Once again, it's not a…"

But, when the door opened, both Marmalade and Snake were shocked to see Wolf, Piranha, Diane, Tarantula, Hornet, and Shark all leaning/sitting on Wolf's car, set to steal the meteorite.

Wolf even said in the most casual tone, "Don't mind us. Just robbing this place."

Shark tossed the meteorite onto the back of the car, and as quick as lightning, they all got it, with Wolf driving of course, they all rode off with the "cargo" in hold.

Marmalade, shocked to see his meteorite being stolen, ran after them, "No, no, no."

Outside, Wolf had driven the car out onto the driveway, and everyone was set to head out onto the open road.

Suddenly...Wolf stopped the car, making Tarantula, Piranha, Hornet, Shark, and Diane turn their heads and see the determined smile on Wolf's face, curious about what he was planning.

Going in reverse, Wolf made it to the tree where the kitten was, and reached up to it, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

The kitten, this time, had no hesitation in leaping into Wolf's arms, as the canine placed the cat in a small seat. Then, he grabbed one last thing: a pair of sunglasses, and placed them on the kitten's face, much to the awe and impression of his companions.

Now, with everything set, Wolf placed the car into drive, broke right through the front gate, and got onto the road, with the boys and Tarantula ditching their black bodysuit and back to wearing their regular clothes again.

On the road, they were all cheering in excitement and success for a successful mission, as they headed to the road that would take them down to the bustling city of Los Angeles.

Mid cheer, Diane announced, "Now to get this thing to the chief and clear your names!"

Shark commented in reply, "Weird. Usually, we drive away from the police."

However, Piranha then looked and saw something that confused him as he asked, "Hey, chico, are you sure we stopped the heist?"

Wolf answered, "Yeah."

"Relax. Marmalade can't control them if he doesn't have the meteorite," Diane stated.

Piranha thought about the info told to him before he then asked while pointing up at something, "So, who's driving those trucks?"

The team looked up and noticed that driving down a different road on a bridge above them was one of the charity trucks that was hijacked by the guinea pigs, and not only were they still in control, but they were still driving off with the collected money.

As they passed under the bridge, the team looked behind them, up at the bridge, and saw the still mind controlled guinea pigs working under the influence of the meteorite.

Diane, seeing this, looked at the meteorite, "The meteorite!"

"It's still transmitting," Wolf guessed

Shark, Tarantula, Piranha, and Hornet heard this, and became concerned.

"Uh-oh," Shark commented.

The others looked on worryingly, unsure of what to do next.

Knowing well that the charity money was still in danger, Wolf commented as they all settled back into their seats, "The charity money. Change of plan, guys. Webs, is there some way to override the truck's navigation system?"

Tarantula checked on her computer, and said, "Uh, we'd need some kind of magnetized cross-circuit interceptor."

On cue, Diane pulled out a small, metallic circle with a large white center, "You mean this?" She pressed the center, making it light up.

Everyone sans Hornet was very impressed with Shark commenting, "Ooh! She just keeps getting cooler!"

But Hornet wasn't so impressed or pretended he wasn't impressed to keep showing his dislike for Diane, "Uh, she's not that cooler," he scoffed while crossing his arms.

"Oh, yeah," Wolf added excitedly as he turned the car around and started to drive off towards where the charity trucks were going. While he was driving, he turned to a stubborn Hornet, and requested, "Hornet, I need you to get up there, and take a good view, so we can catch up with those trucks in no time."

"On it!" Hornet saluted as he put his helmet on, and flew out of the car, way up above the freeway. Hornet turned on the HUD effect of his helmet, and the circular targets spotted the charity trucks "I got visual on the targets."

While the army of charity trucks kept on driving, Wolf soon got the car up onto the road where they were, driving right in the middle of the trucks. Wolf drove as close as he could to one of the trucks, as Diane leaned by the edge of the car, trying to reach out as far she could to place the interceptor on it.

However, the mind-controlled guinea pigs saw them, and tried to slam the truck into the car, nipping it by the back tire.

Diane, feeling the car suddenly swerve as a result, dropped one of the interceptors, while Wolf steadied the car as best he could, making it drive straight again.

To make matters worse, by an intersection, while Wolf and the Bad Guys went straight, the charity trucks split and went into two separate directions, making their task now even harder.

In his view from above, Hornet noticed 12 trucks were splitting up in 2 groups, which meant six trucks on each road in the freeway, "Yikes! They split up guys!"

Diane declared while watching the trucks taking two roads, "Oh, no, we've got to split up!" She loaded up her briefcase before looking up at Tarantula, "Webs, you feel like a girls' trip?"

Tarantula happily answered, "Um, yes!"

Climbing up onto the shiny briefcase on Diane's back, Diane slipped on her thieving mask, while Webs shouted, "Later, boys."

Webs and Diane left the car. Up in the air, Diane made her briefcase turn into a motorcycle, with Tarantula holding onto the handlebars, as they rode off after some of the trucks.

Piranha, who had seen what happened, felt a little jealous, as he said while slumping his head on the edge of the car door, "I want to go on the girls' trip."

But Hornet heard Piranha through his comm as he shouted angrily, "Oh no, you don't! It's more fun in here with just us boys, so get back inside!"

Hornet's voice was more dead serious than Piranha thought as he responded nervously, "Yes, sir! I mean…" He quickly moved his head back into the car.

Meanwhile, Wolf was already changing gear and direction, driving his car to go after the other set of charity trucks.

With Diane, Tarantula was already typing away at her computer, setting it up to help activate the interceptors once they were placed.

In the air, Hornet noticed Diane and Webs on the motorcycle as they headed straight to the six trucks. Now it's gonna be his job to guide them, "Alright, ladies, you've got 6 trucks ahead of you. So be careful."

"We're on it, Hornet," Tarantula answered him through her comm.

Diane drove her motorcycle with speed and efficiency, easily dodging the other cars out on the road. Using her motorcycle driving prowess, she nailed landing the first interceptor onto a charity truck.

On the computer screen, the trucks on the road were labeled red, and the one that just received an interceptor lit up and became white.

Tarantula cheered excitedly, with Diane set to place the next one, nailing another charity truck with an interceptor.

With the boys, Wolf was chasing after the trucks, trying to catch up to them.

In the air, Hornet then moved his eye on the other set of trucks, "Gentlemen, the trucks are a little bit far. We really need to speed this up."

Inside the car, Piranha pulled out a bunch of investors, ready to plant them as he answered Hornet through the comm, "We already got a plan, Hornet!"

Shark then asked Wolf, "You're insured, right?

Wolf replied, "Yeah. Why?"

Shark answered that question by standing up, and using his strength to push the roof off the car, as it flattered onto the road and narrowly missed a passerby vehicle.

Wolf couldn't believe what Shark just did as he snarled, "Hey! That's my car!"

Shark then picked up Piranha, who stated with a fun accent, "It's ceviche, baby.

Shark then tossed him as far as he could for Piranha to get to the trucks.

"Ay ya ya ya ya ya ya!" Piranha shouted really fast while he leaped from charity truck to charity truck, planting interceptors on them with ease, and used his fast-running speed to catch up with the other trucks.

Back with the girls, Tarantula was monitoring how many trucks received interceptors on her computer.

Diane was set on placing the interceptor on one last truck that was within her reach. However, the mind-controlled guinea pigs saw her and tried to ram the truck into the girls.

However, as the clever fox she was, Diane quickly drove the motorcycle so it would slide right under the truck in slow motion, and with a quick reflex, she planted the last interceptor on one of its tail pipes, before driving off away from it.

Piranha was having fun running side by side with the trucks, set to plant the last interceptor he had with him, but similar to what happened with Diane, the guinea pigs saw and tried to use both trucks in the front to squish him. When the trucks separated, they didn't see where Piranha had gone until...

He ended up appearing on the front hood of one of the trucks when Hornet landed him down safely after swiftly saving him from getting squished between two trucks earlier, laughing manually while he licked the back of the interceptor and stuck it onto the window, as if it was a sticker, before he leaped back into Wolf's car with Hornet following him into the car

Wolf, deciding to end this now, shouted as he drove up in front of the trucks, "So long, suckers," he tossed the final interceptor up into the air, like a coin, and it landed perfectly under the window of the last truck, with the mind-controlled guinea pigs looking at it curiously.

Tarantula, seeing that the last interceptor was put into place, shouted, "Woopang!" She pressed a key on her keyboard, activating the tiny devices.

All the interceptors on the trucks turned from gold to red, which indicated on the trucks' dashboard that they had just been hacked! And as part of the hacking, the trucks all stopped, screeching to a halt, as the impact slammed all the guinea pigs up against the window.

Wolf stopped his car, screeching to a halt, before he caught the kitten, making sure it was still safe.

All the trucks then turned around and started to drive off in the new rewired routes that the hacked systems gave them.

The boys in the car all cheered in success for stopping Marmalade's big heist.

While the trucks drove off, Diane, on her motorcycle, took her mask off, and asked Tarantula in awe, "Where'd you learn to do that?"

Tarantula answered, at first, "Well, I'm, you know, kind of a natural," but then, she shyly admitted, "Mostly YouTube."

Diane then drove back up to Wolf's car, helping Tarantula into the car, with Wolf commenting at her, "Nice work."

The governor replied to Wolf, "Meet me at the police station. Don't be late," she drove her motorcycle off-road towards the police station.

Shark smilingly watched Diane driving away "She's kinda awesome to hang out with."

But Hornet still scoffed while crossing his arms, "She's not that kind of awesome."

Wolf chuckled, and asked his team, "What do you say we deliver this butt rock to the chief?"

Everyone cheered in excitement as Wolf drove off in the direction of the police station.

While this went on, all of the charity trucks arrived soon at the different charity spots, giving back the money that was meant to be their donations, and even had the guinea pigs, who while still being controlled, leave the trucks. All of the people were rejoicing, feeling happy that the day was saved.

However, up in a shiny helicopter, piloted by Cuddles, Marmalade and Snake saw what had happened, and the guinea pig was livid and shouted angrily, "No, no, no, no! That's my stolen money!" Marmalade then faced Snake, blaming him, "What good are you if you can't even anticipate their next move?!"

Snake, taking offense to this, retorted, "Oh, so it's my fault?"

"Yes," replied Marmalade, who scowled in frustration.

Meanwhile, back on the ground, Diane, who had changed back into her governor apparel, was riding her motorcycle up to the police station, where the chief was talking to Tiffany Fluffit and her cameraman, and Mira Rose. Just before reaching the sidewalk, Diane hopped off her motorcycle, which folded back into her briefcase, as if nothing had even happened, allowing Diane to casually approach the chief of police without suspicion.

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Special thanks to MasterClass60 for making this chapter.

The part where Tarantula commented Marmalade's hair with Hornet responded with a dreamy nod was a reference from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, episode "Hard To Say Anything" where Scootaloo commented Feather Bang's mane with Sweetie Belle nodding dreamingly behind her. At that same scene, Piranha showed a small sign of jealousy with a gagging reaction when seeing Hornet agreeing with Tarantula's comment of Marmalade's hair. That was the funny part to write.

Few more chapters left, and this story will be finished! Stay tuned for another 5 days! Please like, reblog, and comment!

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『 Haikyuu!! Week 2020 | Day 7 』

· Oct. 1st → Fly! ·

Characters: (teams) Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Shiratorizawa, (indiv.) Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Aone Takanobu

Prompts: A. free choice!

Tags/warnings: Haikyuu!! (anime), Among Us (video game), PG, fluff, crack, video games, video game violence/death, headcanons, HaikyuuWeek2020

A/N: Among Us is a bit of a hot meme at the moment (great game. Go and play it/watch other people play it if you can. Get a feel for the game if you somehow haven't already.) So I thought, 'Hey, why not?' I mean, I do need to heal my heart after my Day 6 post, so...

What an amazing week it's been! Well done, everyone! All of my Haikyuu Week 2020 posts are SFW, but there's a little treasure trove of NSFW on my blog, too. Please peruse to your heart's content. Thanks for reading! Please enjoy! ♡

Haikyuu boys / playing Among Us

☆ Karasuno ☆

Literally the loudest games you'll ever witness

You know that grainy, electronic crackle that happens when everybody yells on Discord at the same time? Yeah. That

Kageyama can't lie for shit. It's so obvious when he's lying that it's a genuine miracle if he doesn't immediately get ejected

And he stands in all the wrong places when he's faking doing his tasks 😭😭

But he sounds super suspicious when he's telling the truth, too 😅

Noya and Tanaka buddy up no matter what, and go around trying to clear or murder people together

They also end up fuelling each other's incorrect assumptions

Asahi is way too timid to murder anyone right away, so if nobody dies in the first two rounds, you know it's him or someone trying to frame him...

Daichi is the host and tries to keep order in the lobby...tries someone help him

Hinata: Guys, please stop swearing! Natsu is watching me play!! waahhh 🙈 so cute 😇

Hinata always has to be orange. Don't touch his orange

Ennoshita is the king of self-reporting and getting away with it it just be like that

Kageyama goes around called 'Milk' 🥛

Tsukki tries to big-brain the shit out of it 🤣

He's also hella manipulative as an imposter and refuses to kill Yamaguchi 😭

Suga likes to take out the oxygen/recator and lie in wait for the people who come to fix it he will giggle adorably when it ends up working, which sounds kinda pshyco, ngl 😂

But totally screams at his screen when someone he suspected sneaks up on him and kills him

Yamaguchi low-key prefers the mini games to the actual game 😭😭

And Yachi loves being pink and wearing the little flower in her hair ngl, she nearly fainted the first time she got killed

She doesn't play with them often because it's so loud 😬

☆ Nekoma ☆

Kenma streams the gaming sessions on Twitch, and now they kind of have a cult following 🤷‍♀️

These fans be thirsting hard, too like us

Check out my smut headcanons, y'all 🙌

Kuroo is the closest to a genius player you're ever going to see

He does his tasks fairly efficiently, he's good at remembering layouts and people's movements, he calculates the timings of his kills with terrifying accuracy, defends himself pretty well, whether he's lying or not, can gaslight the entire lobby into sussing an innocent person, and pieces together other people's lies with surprising ease

Do not cross Kuroo. He's scary at this game. He's not the Scheming Captain for nothing, y'all

Lev is the kind of person to vent right in front of someone by accident, which is so awkward, but so funny 😂

The entire team must wear the bear ears hat. Yes, that is a rule

It's the closest to cat ears they have right now....

Kenma is pretty quiet when he's playing. He doesn't normally play online games, but his streams took off on Twitch, sooo~

Kenma also has radar ears and can somehow detect when people are lying, but waits until he has proof to accuse them he smart 🤓

☆ Fukurodani ☆

'Whoever Talks the Loudest is Right' mentality 😂

And Bokuto will defend himself at the volume of an air raid siren

Akaashi stays as quiet as possible so he doesn't give anything away

When Bokuto starts sussing people, it turns into something out of Ace Attorney like, chill tf out, man 😂

But his guesses are normally completely wrong

Akaashi sets good parameters for the games, because he's sensible

If Bokuto is given the chance to host the lobby....he will set one task each, put everyone at 4x speed, give the imposter zero cooldown time, and sit back and watch the chaos

Whenever somebody doesn't have an absolutely airtight alibi–

Bokuto: That's hella sus, bro

Lots of childish nicknames, because...well, they're all mentally six years old

Except Akaashi, who has a higher mental age than all of them combined

Let me just say that when Bokuto and Kuroo play together, shit gets so funny

When one of them is an imposter, they will literally vent in front of the other one and trust them not to out them 😂😂

☆ Aoba Johsai ☆

Iwa-chan can always tell when Oikawa is lying, and constantly calls him out on it

Iwa: That's his lying voice. Shitty-kawa is lying. He's the imposter. Vote him off

Oikawa: IWAAA-CHAAAN D:<

Because Iwa's right about Oikawa when he is the imposter, it makes it easy to frame him when it's actually Iwa who's the imposter

And no-one believes Tooru 😭😭

Kyoutani has no chill as an imposter

He just murders everyone on sight, right in front of people, too

Kindaichi tends to accuse people with very little evidence, but his instincts are weirdly accurate

Oikawa gets killed almost immediately every game, so if he isn't dead two emergency meetings in, he's 100% an imposter 😭😭

He then goes around as a salty ghost when he's killed off, mumbling to himself about injustice as he refuses to do his tasks and watches the people who voted him off get murdered one by one

Not that anyone's holding a grudge 🙄😂

Oikawa refuses to be purple and always kills whoever is purple first because it reminds him of Ushijima 😭😭

☆ Shiratorizawa ☆

Ushijima refuses to play if he can't be purple give it back. N O W

And it takes him a long time to get used to the game and the rules

'Why are the lights off? What are these tasks? Why is that one flashing at me? Where is med bay? Why can I use this vent? What's this big, red button for?' etc.

You get the idea. Toshi = big noob

He doesn't really understand the concept of lying, either...

He keeps forgetting to mute himself and ends up saying some very incriminating stuff over the mic which has everyone in literal tears from laughter

Tendou is a sneaky S.O.B, using those vents like a pro and gaslighting perfectly innocent people he's a little bloodthirsty, too 🤫

And his initial guesses about who's the imposter are almost always 100% correct Guess Monster, y'all

Goshiki goes around trying to clear people by watching them doing their tasks, especially Ushijima

But then he gets called suspicious for hanging around people too much

The first time an emergency meeting was ever called, Ushijima literally asked "Why is my name in red?" much to everyone's amusement

Everyone's scared of Ushijima when he follows them, but it normally turns out that he just doesn't know where he's going

Shirabu tends to lose his shit when people start accusing him and he's innocent, and will never EVER trust a word that comes out of Goshiki's mouth

Speaking of, Goshiki and Shirabu – boy, do they bicker like eight year-olds, wasting entire voting rounds just arguing with each other 🙄😭

So everyone else decides to vote off one, and then the other at the next meeting 😭😭

Misc.

☆ The Miya twins ☆

Atsumu puts 100% trust in Osamu not to kill him, even if he is the imposter

How could he? He's his brother. His twin. His other half. They share a unique bond–

And then he screams in betrayal when Osamu slaughters him mercilessly 😂😂

Osamu is unaffected by the sudden outburst from his brother's room

Put them together as an imposter duo, though, and you're in for some trouble

They often win by executing a perfect double kill

And they're both pretty good at lying, but Osamu will not hesitate to throw Atsumu under the bus and vote him off if he's being too suspicious or the lobby has turned against him 😂

Ah, the bond of brotherhood 😂

☆ Aone Takanobu ☆

Aone doesn't talk very much

But when he does, his voice is so low and even that nobody ever suspects he's the imposter

I'm thinking like Corpse Husband, if you've seen him playing with Pewds and the gang

It doesn't really occur to people that he could be lying. He seems so trustworthy and honest

Finds it very hard to blame anyone else, though

Is fairly decent as doing his tasks as a crewmate, but it takes him a long time to remember the layouts of the ships

Almost never gets voted off the ship

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