#Can't Win

[ikram1909]

Does Gavi know we're in December?

[coffeexxcigarettes]

[unclefungusthegoat]

Someday I will go to an admin job interview and NOT talk about my career as an actor and life as a drama student and then have to be reminded by the panellists that this isn't a creative job, but apparently that day is not today

[carnage-cathedral]

I feel like a dick

[arctic-hands]

Uggggh the hypoallergenic mineral sunscreen I put on yesterday for the first time made my eyelids break out in eczema again

[marshmallow--3]

Me: Hiya, I was wondering if it would be okay to order a cocktail as a virgin?

Brain: Oh god, they're gonna think I mean me as a virgin

Me: You know, like, without alcohol?

Brain: Obviously they know what virgin means, they work in a bar

[mnfrostofficial]

um. wtf tag are you guys gonna be using for lb... pwhl lb feels incorrect and pwhl mn lb feels long and clunky skdjsk idk

[hiddenst0rms]

Can my nose calm down. Yes there's dog hair in the air. Doesn't mean we need to sneeze and sniffle every 10 seconds

[penelopecruzcoded]

sobering realization that i could put up with any sexual kink or fantasy if i really, truly loved somebody, even the things i find inherently disgusting and gag-worthy, i'd be a good sport and try them (scat or vomit lol) at least once because i love this person and am willing to explore their thing with them, but confront me with an emotional dealbreaker and i'm out. like i could not do clingy for the life of me. sure i'd try to weather it at first but it would absolutely wear me down and then i'd be running for the hills

[acecasinova]

"Why do I feel 🅱️ad"

I wonder 7 hours after I took tylenol last

[compromised-emotionally]

Can’t wait until Mattson appoints Greg as the US CEO because he’s a better puppet, and the show closes with a medium shot of Shiv, Kendall, and Roman looking despondent as the Curb you Enthusiasm theme plays

[mbrainspaz]

I'm being unfairly targeted by a texan horse jobs facebook group and I don't know what to do.

It's the biggest local-ish group for horse jobs and when you scroll every post on there is either a hand looking for a job or a barn looking for a hand.

But I'm not allowed to make a post, apparently?

I wrote a little paragraph and they nerfed it for 'self-promotion,' which is against the rules of this... job finder group?

So fine, I trimmed it down to the basics to see if I could squeeze past. Just 'ISO JOB. DM ME.'

But what good is that? The post below it is three paragraphs about a woman and her husband looking for a ranch job by telling their whole life story. So is every other post on the page.

What the f*ck?

So I try to at least leave a comment on my post to explain:

"hey, I'm not sure why I can't post but just ask and I'll dm my cv."

DECLINED.

uh...

"Ich hab nen CV fals uberhaupt jemand es sehen will. Wenn ich auf Deutsch vieleicht sprechen dürfte?"

DECLINED

ok...

"I like beef."

DECLINED: FOR SELF-PROMOTION

[mompou]

trying to do work with music: can't focus on anything other than the music

trying to do work without music: i'm too bored to focus

[daughters-of-liberty]

Or my favorite: "Oh, you adapt your personality depending on the people around you? You're a narcissist." Or, maybe, I feel more comfortable around different people and more open to talking about philosophical topics? Or maybe I know which friends have experienced trauma and need a calmer, more soothing energy. Or maybe I know which family members have high energy and need someone to help keep that energy up or else they become dependent on substances to keep them from getting down? Adapting your persona for certain people can be for their benefit as well (as long as you aren't critically changing your whole personality or morals for someone else, of course).

everyone on here always worried about “oh im a different person around different people so what’s my actual identity?” bitch take a drink of water and listen to brennan lee mulligan saying “people are like gems, right? they have facets to them, and some of them only get exposed within certain relationships” and maybe you’ll calm down

[swallowedfangs]

And it feels like I can't win, I'm growing up and I'm giving in And it's starting to hurt, and it feels like I can't win I couldn't wait to be alone again, and I'm getting worse

[slowestpitstop]

sleep too little - headache, sleep too long - more headache