#Can you guys not hate on sapphic ships for one second it's not that hard ��

[pwnyta]

HUH

So no one was gonna tell me about The Old Guard?

I was supposed to just find it on a random ass Halloween 4 years after it aired... aight.

I mean I thought we were cool but I see how it is.

Anyways I watched it and I loved it IF YOU EVEN CARE.

Opinions-

Andy- Phenomenal. Never seen Charlize Theron look so damn hot. Even with her spooky eyes. Crazy butch bisexual(?) wielding a labrys sometimes. Love. Her church fight was sick as hell... im in denial about the stab tho... you can pry her from my cold dead fingies Netflix.

Booker-Like... OK. Like I get he was sad but its so hard to feel bad for him sometimes and like.. I dont hate him at all but just... I do wanna strangle him a little. JUST A LITTLE. I dont want him to be gone and never see Andy again... I hate that. I hate this movie.

Nicky- Great side profile, terrific nose... what in the Ben Linus is going on with the eyes tho? Those pale buggy eyes... This is your man, Joe? This Italian priest Templar knight with ghost eyes? Aight. Ribbing aside... I love him. Even if hes got spooky eyes.

Joe- Mortal enemies to immortal lovers is diabolical work. If you give me friends to lovers... it better be Crusade era enemies to begrudging companions to understanding friends to soul mates or fucking dont talk to me about it. NGL Joes kinda my favorite. Hes a silly little guy. Maybe my love for Sayid has made me soft for hyper-competent, deadly, romantic, shiny eyed Muslim men IDK.

Nile- LOVE. ..Ya know when Andy was like 'shes just a baby' I was like I sure hope this movie dont make me ship them cuz the fandom is probably gonna be annoying about that line but their plane fight was so hot... SUE ME. ANYWAYS... I love her. Apparently theres a second movie coming out & I cant wait to see her get to be a silly lil guy with the fam cuz she is silly lil guy. I love her relationship with Andy & I hope Andy gets better so they can be together forever & there can be some messy lesbian love triangle nonsense when Quynh.

Quynh- Dont got like... the deepest opinion of her just yet but her and Andy were like the Sapphic Nicky & Joe but in reverse.. like Nicky & Joe killed attacked each other then became lovers and it seems like Andy & Quynh were close and might become enemies? Of course IM GONNA IGNORE THE BAD STUFF AND PRETEND THEY JUST FIND EACH OTHER & ARE IN LOVE FOREVER. So...

Copley- Similar to Book I get his mindset but also I wanna strangle him a little. He is beautiful tho... so... Im interested in how hes gonna fit in with the gang... Im hoping for some drama at the start maybe them being like '...ya but hes not Booker...' and then Copley like... having some big hero moment saving the team or at least one of them and they get real close and then more drama because their new family is also just a normal guy & theyre gonna hurt to lose him some day. ANYWAYS.

MISC stuff I like-

The difference in how Nicky and Joe hug Andy.

Everything about this scene tbh. I just wanna see these types of scenes from now on. Silly lil guy moments.

Also Andys baklava addiction. Baklava is one of those things Ive always wanted to try... like boba and churros... ONE OF THESE DAYS.

This sick ass take down. Actually all the fight scenes were pretty sick. I like seeing them fight baddies all together... ODA TAKES NOTES. Also... full offense to guns but seeing Andy Nicky and Joe wield their old-school weapons is so much cooler... who brings a knife (labrys, long sword, scimitar) to a gun fight? THE COOLEST PEOPLE. THATS WHO.

Joe spitting out a bullet that he got shot in the face with.

'Shes just a baby!' (me with the whole team) Also TBF to Andy... Nile has such a cute baby face.

The development of Andy and Niles relationship. THO TBH I was bothered about Nile getting shot in the head because the exit wound woulda fucked her braids up.... I had a hard time focusing cuz I couldnt let that fact go lmao... It was driving me nuts...

The girls are fighting! (gone sexy)

Eepy not-boyfriends

Ancient head bonks of desperate affection. I hope all three of them head bonk Nile in the next movie. If this doesnt happen... im killing everyone in this room (its just me) and them myself.

This silly bitch in this moment.

Joes 'Hes not my boyfriend' speech. Incurable romantic indeed.

Honestly the soldiers tryin to insult Joe by mockingly asking if Nicky was his boyfriend and getting way more than they bargained for was fucking funny.

I just wish we coulda seen the faces of the guy driving the van as he heard the massacre in the back LMAO. Just keep drivin bud... aint nothin you can do about your boys in the back.

Immortal not-boyfriends gettin silly!

This is a nice plane! Theres a TV Joe!

lmao. The sillies.

Andy and Nile continuing to make me ship them.

Reunited and it feels so.... something but they were fighting together and it was real cool.

THEMB.

'You shot Nicky... you shouldnt have done that....'

Joe- Im a silly lil guy but (suplexes a man and breaks his neck)

Whyd he look so devastated after?

She wont jump out of a plane... but....

You betray Miette? You betray her like the bastard? Oh! OH! BANISHMENT FOR 100 YEARS!

Joe lookin at Booker the whole time... :c

[sabrinauniverse]

Harry Potter?

♡ the character i least understand

i think the character i least relate to is pansy parkinson, because there is nothing to describe her unless those acts where she is just the meanest girl ever (and everybody in the fandom loves her, because she's slytherin and part of the not-so-golden trio). she is shown to be just a horrible person, who is mean and greedy. i don't think i can relate to that. i think i can relate to the fanfictions-pansy, tough, because they write more about her than it's written in the books.

♡ interactions i enjoyed the most

fred and george, OBSVIOUSLY. but the whole weasley family interaction thingy going on has me feeling so incredibly cozy and warm that i can't describe how much i love those ginger, second-handed vests dressers.

♡ the character who scares me the most

bellatrix used to scare the shit out of me, because she was a total psycho in my head. i don't think there's a character that scares me now, but i see that dumbledore was bat shit crazy, and that is kind of scary, having in mind that he knew about everything and just used harry in his plans when he thought it was good.

♡ the character who is mostly like me

i would like to say that i'm more like a mix between ginny and luna, like if i was them combined, if that makes sense. but for real, counting ALL the characters, i'm INCREDIBLY equal to helga and that's why i say i'm her daughter. that freaking woman, man. that freaking woman.

♡ hottest looks character

ginevra weasley is the hottest person in the whole harry potter saga. she's bold, she's fearless, she's strong, she's independent and she's extremely hot and wanted by all sapphic girls and straight boys in hogwarts. she's secretly my wife, btw, so don't mind me rambling about her everytime.

♡ one thing i dislike about my fave character

one thing i dislike about ginny is the fact that she's unreal, she's fake, she's a fictional character and i can't kiss her lips as hard as i can, because she doesn't exist. the rest, in the books, i dislike the fact that she marries harry potter. she should marry me.

♡ one thing i like about my hated character

one thing i like about snape is that he was smart enough to be a double agent. everybody that is a double agent is smart to me, because you have to got the skills to work with such a thing.

♡ a quote or scene that haunts me

a scene that haunts me everytime is the scene that dumbledore is falling from the observatory. just falling, in the movies. and the description of it in the books. and how he died because he fell and not because snape "avada kedavra"d him. because even if snape is a total shit, he didn't want to kill with that spell and you need to have the desire for those types of curses to work. and he died. HE DIED, GUYS. DUMBLEDORE DIED. or when bellatrix kills sirius in the movies and goes out screaming that she did it, and........... ugh. so many things in harry potter haunt me everyday. next question, please.

♡ a death that left me indifferent

there's no such thing as that in harry potter, you guys. but i think nagini DESERVED to die (see? not even a real person)

♡ a character i wish died but didn’t

everytime i think about a character that i wish have died, i think of snape. but he did die, so there's no way he could fit here. so i would say... i can't think about it, because everytime i think i hate a character, and i wish it had died, i think that this character was hella important to the story. let's see... i wish umbridge died, because she was such a horrible, mean and petty person. there's lots of reasons to hate umbridge and i could rant about it for hours, but i can't imagine how it would affect in the real thing.

♡ my ship that never sailed

linny will be forever in my heart. and not linny from luna + ginny. but linny from lívia + ginny. amen.

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