#CRACK : Just A Mirage 🏜️

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↑ Is super busy, but can be bribed with garlic bread.

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"C'moooon. Friendship discount? Or like- What if I registered as a charity?? My favorite video game cosplay, Lynn.... Think of the cosplay!!"

"Girl, I gotta make a living somehow ~ ! " ?????

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"I love my grandpa to bits."

"But why did he have to go and lose to someone called Skrub?"

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"Hi. I live in Orre. AMA. Shitposts only."

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Reading both shoujo and shounen manga, because you can't stop her.

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"How much time? How. Much. Time?! I've waited five years!"

"Rui, darlin', sweetheart." He paused. Maybe looming just a little bit. "Please, never call me Orre's king again. That is such an incorrect title to hand to me. But while I could do that... Things like marriage are still taboo here. I can't just force that, things take time. Or was that a snarky way to have an excuse to ask something of me?"

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"Shoutout to air conditioning units. I wouldn't be where I am without you."

"Literally. I would have moved."

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I'll have you know I was seriously contemplating doing a bingo thing but just having every field be "Wes".

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Someone: -makes a slideshow for Rui to see all the marvels of technology that Orre has yet to experience-

Someone: -turns on the projector-

Rui: "Holy crap!"

Someone: "It's not even booted up yet??"

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-arrives with a barrel of popcorn and three family size packs of assorted snacks-

"You're so on. We're marathoning it, yeah?"

 " I lied, I don't have Netflix. Take your shoes off,   we're gonna watch Guga dry age steaks in MSG. "

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"Imagine having a 'kiss me' sign stuck to your back. What are we? Middle schoolers? Literally, could not be me."

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@team-mavericks replied to your post “"I always wondered how someone would react if they...”:

“I’d give her a smash or two.” (Morgan)

​"Oooh! Nice! I main Meta Knight, personally!"

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"I really don't wanna know if Mr. Flanders is my type. I mean- What if he is? I don't know what I'd even do with that information!"

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"That's all very valid! I, myself, never really could wrap my head around motion controls. Luckily, we can break furniture and appliances around the house in an analogue way using the tried-and-tested Monopoly set and some very bad luck."

@shadowsightings: If you don't settle your spats in Wii Sports, then what even are you doing?

"Wii Sports was banned in our house after me n Bert got a little too into a tennis game and broke the lamp in the living room."

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Somehow, this feels appropriate. Hahaha!

(ft. @gnzma)

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"Some people wouldn't know what love is if it smacked them across the face."

Rui- How'd the story of the one person you had feelings for go again? Oh right.