#COWBOY TIME BAYBEEEEEE

[solarlight2625]

two posts in one week? I'm going CRAZY!!!

anywho!!! Everyone, meet Hatchet! (more info Abt him below)

This gun-slinging cowboy wannabe is the son of Lust and Horror. Growing up in a glorified mojo dojo casa house full of murderers certainly can affect a child, and this is the result. (he's also lullaby's future love interest but we'll get to that later) anyways! I'm currently setting up their UNVALE pages. So be prepared for that, anyways toodles ✨🧚

[callmearcturus]

i challenged myself to name as many nfl ppl as possible so here is the result

WOW I KNOW ALMOST 50 PPL IN THE NFL lmao

list under the cut

Arizona Cardinals ???

Atlanta Falcon Kirk Cousins Moony Koo is their kicker

Carolina Panthers ???

Da Bears I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE NEW QB IS. huh.

Dallas Cowboys fuckin DAK. Dak Prescott.

Detroit Lions Jared fucking GROFFFFFFFFF 100% completion rate baybeeeeee coach is Dan Campbell, big fan AMON-RA ST-FUCKING-BROWN Sam LaPorta

Green Bay Packers is it still Jordan Love????

Kansas City Chiefs Patrick fucking Mahomes, the greatest to ever do it, the most beautiful arm, our favorite Kermit impersonator is Carson Wentz still our backup QB? yep he is Andy Reid, our coach CHRIS JONESSSSSSS the heart of the defense Rashee Rice, pls pls pls don't be injured too long bb Drue Tranquill (did NOT know that was his first name lmao) Carson Steele, who is our current… Isaiah Pacheco, maybe the best receiver of all time, who is injured and we need him back so bad Justin Watson, decent receiver Xavier Worthy, our rookie receiver who would be great if he stopped getting flagged for the love of fuck Travis Kelce, who is always Just Okay in the main season and then becomes FUCKING SUPERMAN in the post-season so we forgive him Jawaan Taylor, offensive line Kingsley Suamataia, also offensive line Harrison Butker, our shithead kicker who I wish we would through into the Missouri River

Los Angeles Rams no fucking idea who gives a shit

Minnesota Vikings wow i dunno

NOLA Saints ???

New York Giants they literally went through THREE QBS last season and finally landed on a fourth to finish their season, who even fucking KNOW

Philly Eagles Jalen Hurts, someone put this man out of his misery already Saquon Barkley lmao fucking Sirianni, who survived the coaching overhaul for some fucking reason

SF 49ers Brock fucking Purdy, the greatest Mr. Irrelevant, please pay this man McCaffery, Purdy's soulmate George Kittle

Seattle Seahawks uuuuuuuuh no idea

Tampa Bay Buccaneers that motherfucker Baker Mayfield

Washington Commanders NO idea

Tennessee Titans nope

Pittsburg Steelers JUSTIN FIELDS BABYYYYY HE'S FREE FROM THE FUCKING MCCASKEYS AND FLORISHING Russell Wilson who is supposed to be the starting QB but uh where tf is he? also who cares

New York Jets The Cryptofascist

New England Patriots who cares. coach is still Bellicheck I think, fuck that guy.

Miami Dolphins poor fucking Tua 8C 8C 8C Tyreek Hill, who used to be at KC

Las Vegas Raiders nnnnope no idea

Jacksonville Jaguars Trevor Lawrence is the QB Travis Etienne

Indianapolis Colts have I EVER watched a colts game…….

Houston Texans CJ Stroud is the QB

Denver Broncos i literally looked at a list and i don't know these people

Cleveland Browns Deshaun Watson is QB

Cincinnati Bengals Joe Burrow Kicker is McPhearson Punter is Rehkow who might be fired after today

Buffalo Bills JOSH FUCKING ALLEN. I HATE HIM FOR BEING AS GOOD AS HE IS.

Baltimore Ravens Lamar Jackson, the most inconsistent QB in the league Bateman is in there, catchin balls Isaiah Likely Devontez Walker

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

EVIL LAUGH YES

I'm going to separate them into two categories for simplicity

Sonas (OCs but they're also me (for an event or otherwise)):

Nano Error404 Lidagit (character I made and then portrayed at a murder mystery party)

Sentient, sapient AI housed in a cybernetic body

Their twin, TrappBitzz, is technically older than them. Basically, their parents are mechanics and one time an unsatisfied customer dismembered TrappBitzz as payback. While TrappBitzz was recovering, that's when Nano was created, originally just as an AI to keep TrappBitzz company. Then, once they developed sentience, their parents built them a body. They're mentally the same age as TrappBitzz, hence them being twins

They're in a band with TrappBitzz and two other people. The band is called Petri-core and the logo of the band is a drawing of geosmin but with a glitch effect :3

Lichen

I just got a picture for this silly lol

The lil guy in their lantern is a dybbuk!

Their skull is an opossum skull :3

OCs (made for a storyline, not representative of me in any way (though I may have projected with some stuff))

Ari Lofek (Final Contact (my original sci-fi storyline))

15, lives on Prime Island (the first Island, it was a ship from Earth, but it's just as up-to-date as the other Islands- the Ship of Theseus paradox is often discussed jokingly (mostly amongst politicians- though they don't fully understand its context, a lot of history was lost during the Migration to TRAPPIST 1-e))

Likes Old Earth cuisine, astrophysics, and music

Takes Interspecies Studies and Communication at school, which is integral to the storyline bc it's based entirely on the communication between Ari and Veb (and Ari's var (one of their parents) is an interspecies ambassador)

G'vebel (Veb) (Final Contact)

Xis name is the name of a species of fish approximates on TRAPPIST 1-d (Sh'kai)

Adopted the TRAPPISTer pronoun set xe/xim/xis

Physically 20, but mentally at the same developmental point as a 15-16 year old human

Lives in K'teg

Trappistae sapiens sapiens (Sh'keg-an)

I'd go more into detail on the species, but that'd take too many bullet points...

Interspecies education isn't the best on Sh'kai, so xe really values Ari and the communication between the two of them (someone in xis sh'av works in interspecies studies, though, so na talks to Island representatives, sort of like an ambassador)

Likes biology

Leonard [no last name] (for an irl friend's storyline (with cowboys!))

The one and only librarian in town

24 years old, 5'2", and, for all intents and purposes, white (the storyline takes place in the late 19th century in a southwest town- he does have to hide the fact that he's Jewish, only a select few know)

Always covers his right arm and leg (including hand and foot) (teehee this is due to secret lore reasons!)

Always dressed in surprisingly nice clothes

Wears pince-nez (specifically, astig (or 'bar-spring') pince-nez (HISTORICAL ACCURACY, BAYBEEEEEE))

I like just started making this guy so I don't have much but I may update this when I actually write more lore lol

hey man! hope ur night is goin well :] sorry if this is like out of the blue, but do you have any ocs? just curious :]

Ye!

Some of them are oc adjacent, but since they have lore (sort of) I just call em ocs lol

[candycatstuffs]

YEEHAW BAYBEEEEEE

Cowboy brainrot is back full force, if anyone even remembers those sketches lmao. In this, sonics been fucking with eggmans shit so egg sent shadow, whos like a constable for him, to go track im down. Knuckles, whos the sherif of a small town, has known sonic a long time and tho rheyve had their ups and downs, Sonic has always protected his town. So he agrees to hide him from the 'law.' Sonics not big on hiding tho

Also LOOK AT COWBOY AMY I LOVE HER

[icecoldbloodtype]

Tagged by @snapbackcake and @22reds, thanks lovelies❤

Name: Shamara (like Shamrock and Camera together)

Zodiac: Libra baybeeeeee

Favorite musicians/bands: 5sos, The Maine, Bieber, Mendes, All Time Low, The 1975, State Champs, Hunter Hayes, Alessia Cara, Halsey, Niall Horan (I literally pulled from my top Spotify artists)

Favorite sports teams: Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavericks, Dallas Cowboys (can you tell I’m from Texas), am open to most players though

Other blogs: None, we cram everything onto one blog like MEN

Do I get asks: sometimes

How many blogs do I follow: 917 (sounds like a lot but at one point i almost hit the maximum of 5000, and I hate when my dash doesn’t refresh)

What I’m wearing: Tank top that says “I woke up like this” and butterfly pajama pants

Dream vacation: Literally anywhere, but I wanna go to Amsterdam

Dream car: I am a simple girl who has always wanted a Volkswagen Beetle

Favorite food: I like Mexican and Japanese, Indian food🤤 can quarantine be OVER

Drink of choice: I like peach iced tea...alcoholic drink of choice is a sex on the beach bc i like tying cherry stems

Languages: We only know know English, but we took 4 years of Spanish and can understand a lot. Can’t speak it though

Celebrity Crush: bruh...do we have the time for this? Too many. iykyk

Random Fact: We played drunk song quiz and it was at that moment that everyone in the house realized my music superiority in every genre, not just “white people” music aka pop/rock/alt/indie/not hip hop and r&b

I tag @classiclikeegyptiangold @babybluestan @calumsbabylon @prttymchvibes @starkissedholland @singledadharrington y’all are in no way obligated to do it