#COWBOY TIME BAYBEEEEEE
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two posts in one week? I'm going CRAZY!!!
anywho!!! Everyone, meet Hatchet! (more info Abt him below)
This gun-slinging cowboy wannabe is the son of Lust and Horror. Growing up in a glorified mojo dojo casa house full of murderers certainly can affect a child, and this is the result. (he's also lullaby's future love interest but we'll get to that later) anyways! I'm currently setting up their UNVALE pages. So be prepared for that, anyways toodles ✨🧚
#oc#utmv oc#undertale ship kid#utmv ship#horrorlust#original character#undertale au#COWBOY TIME BAYBEEEEEE#YEEHAW#american noises
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i challenged myself to name as many nfl ppl as possible so here is the result
WOW I KNOW ALMOST 50 PPL IN THE NFL lmao
list under the cut
Arizona Cardinals ???
Atlanta Falcon Kirk Cousins Moony Koo is their kicker
Carolina Panthers ???
Da Bears I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE NEW QB IS. huh.
Dallas Cowboys fuckin DAK. Dak Prescott.
Detroit Lions Jared fucking GROFFFFFFFFF 100% completion rate baybeeeeee coach is Dan Campbell, big fan AMON-RA ST-FUCKING-BROWN Sam LaPorta
Green Bay Packers is it still Jordan Love????
Kansas City Chiefs Patrick fucking Mahomes, the greatest to ever do it, the most beautiful arm, our favorite Kermit impersonator is Carson Wentz still our backup QB? yep he is Andy Reid, our coach CHRIS JONESSSSSSS the heart of the defense Rashee Rice, pls pls pls don't be injured too long bb Drue Tranquill (did NOT know that was his first name lmao) Carson Steele, who is our current… Isaiah Pacheco, maybe the best receiver of all time, who is injured and we need him back so bad Justin Watson, decent receiver Xavier Worthy, our rookie receiver who would be great if he stopped getting flagged for the love of fuck Travis Kelce, who is always Just Okay in the main season and then becomes FUCKING SUPERMAN in the post-season so we forgive him Jawaan Taylor, offensive line Kingsley Suamataia, also offensive line Harrison Butker, our shithead kicker who I wish we would through into the Missouri River
Los Angeles Rams no fucking idea who gives a shit
Minnesota Vikings wow i dunno
NOLA Saints ???
New York Giants they literally went through THREE QBS last season and finally landed on a fourth to finish their season, who even fucking KNOW
Philly Eagles Jalen Hurts, someone put this man out of his misery already Saquon Barkley lmao fucking Sirianni, who survived the coaching overhaul for some fucking reason
SF 49ers Brock fucking Purdy, the greatest Mr. Irrelevant, please pay this man McCaffery, Purdy's soulmate George Kittle
Seattle Seahawks uuuuuuuuh no idea
Tampa Bay Buccaneers that motherfucker Baker Mayfield
Washington Commanders NO idea
Tennessee Titans nope
Pittsburg Steelers JUSTIN FIELDS BABYYYYY HE'S FREE FROM THE FUCKING MCCASKEYS AND FLORISHING Russell Wilson who is supposed to be the starting QB but uh where tf is he? also who cares
New York Jets The Cryptofascist
New England Patriots who cares. coach is still Bellicheck I think, fuck that guy.
Miami Dolphins poor fucking Tua 8C 8C 8C Tyreek Hill, who used to be at KC
Las Vegas Raiders nnnnope no idea
Jacksonville Jaguars Trevor Lawrence is the QB Travis Etienne
Indianapolis Colts have I EVER watched a colts game…….
Houston Texans CJ Stroud is the QB
Denver Broncos i literally looked at a list and i don't know these people
Cleveland Browns Deshaun Watson is QB
Cincinnati Bengals Joe Burrow Kicker is McPhearson Punter is Rehkow who might be fired after today
Buffalo Bills JOSH FUCKING ALLEN. I HATE HIM FOR BEING AS GOOD AS HE IS.
Baltimore Ravens Lamar Jackson, the most inconsistent QB in the league Bateman is in there, catchin balls Isaiah Likely Devontez Walker
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Liveblogging Fallout Ep 1 (SPOILERS)
bc im super hype. ive been playing fallout (3, nv and 4) for like about a decade. im ready to see easter eggs 🥹🥹
disclaimer: i was a ghoul-fucker before it was cool. charon supremacy
liKE 30 SECONDS IN AND WE GOT ORANGE-COLOURED SKY. WHAT A BANGER ALSO HES HERE HOLY SHIT SIR IM ALREADY GONNA NUT FUCKING CHRIST
[autogenerated voice] coDES-WORTH
hell yeah its unstoppables time
hes such a good dad im gonna die
i will already die for this dilf (and hes not even a sexy ghoul yet)
thats just a cool shot ngl
get fuCKIN HYPE
the vault looks so good oml (i am curious to find out what the experiment was for this vault tho)
oh god everythings going to go wrong the vault 32 people seem suuuus
i see they got the nsfw mods
me @ butch/benny/boone/arcade/joshua graham/hancock/nick valentine/paladin danse/gage/...
ooh we got spoopy bois
kinky marriage night sex frfr
shoulda used vats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and then she pulled the blade out she doesnt know getting stabbed 101)
THEY GOT THE STIMS BAYBEEEEEE
another v cool shot
JET TIME
okay so are the brotherhood gonna be like legit good guys like in f3 or racist shitbags like in f4 (on first impression they seem to be shitbags)
holy shit is that the prydwen?? (ngl when we gonna get back to my cowboy dilf i miss him)
nvm theyre actually in cyberpunk 2077
omg he was billy
its doGMEAT TIME
BROS GOT A JUNK JET
🎶 IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER 🎵
CHIMKEN TIME (tho all chickens ive seen in the fallout franchise havent had feathers....)
OH HOW I LOVE HIM
conclusion: that was a lot of fun
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EVIL LAUGH YES
I'm going to separate them into two categories for simplicity
Sonas (OCs but they're also me (for an event or otherwise)):
Nano Error404 Lidagit (character I made and then portrayed at a murder mystery party)
Sentient, sapient AI housed in a cybernetic body
Their twin, TrappBitzz, is technically older than them. Basically, their parents are mechanics and one time an unsatisfied customer dismembered TrappBitzz as payback. While TrappBitzz was recovering, that's when Nano was created, originally just as an AI to keep TrappBitzz company. Then, once they developed sentience, their parents built them a body. They're mentally the same age as TrappBitzz, hence them being twins
They're in a band with TrappBitzz and two other people. The band is called Petri-core and the logo of the band is a drawing of geosmin but with a glitch effect :3
Lichen
I just got a picture for this silly lol
The lil guy in their lantern is a dybbuk!
Their skull is an opossum skull :3
OCs (made for a storyline, not representative of me in any way (though I may have projected with some stuff))
Ari Lofek (Final Contact (my original sci-fi storyline))
15, lives on Prime Island (the first Island, it was a ship from Earth, but it's just as up-to-date as the other Islands- the Ship of Theseus paradox is often discussed jokingly (mostly amongst politicians- though they don't fully understand its context, a lot of history was lost during the Migration to TRAPPIST 1-e))
Likes Old Earth cuisine, astrophysics, and music
Takes Interspecies Studies and Communication at school, which is integral to the storyline bc it's based entirely on the communication between Ari and Veb (and Ari's var (one of their parents) is an interspecies ambassador)
G'vebel (Veb) (Final Contact)
Xis name is the name of a species of fish approximates on TRAPPIST 1-d (Sh'kai)
Adopted the TRAPPISTer pronoun set xe/xim/xis
Physically 20, but mentally at the same developmental point as a 15-16 year old human
Lives in K'teg
Trappistae sapiens sapiens (Sh'keg-an)
I'd go more into detail on the species, but that'd take too many bullet points...
Interspecies education isn't the best on Sh'kai, so xe really values Ari and the communication between the two of them (someone in xis sh'av works in interspecies studies, though, so na talks to Island representatives, sort of like an ambassador)
Likes biology
Leonard [no last name] (for an irl friend's storyline (with cowboys!))
The one and only librarian in town
24 years old, 5'2", and, for all intents and purposes, white (the storyline takes place in the late 19th century in a southwest town- he does have to hide the fact that he's Jewish, only a select few know)
Always covers his right arm and leg (including hand and foot) (teehee this is due to secret lore reasons!)
Always dressed in surprisingly nice clothes
Wears pince-nez (specifically, astig (or 'bar-spring') pince-nez (HISTORICAL ACCURACY, BAYBEEEEEE))
I like just started making this guy so I don't have much but I may update this when I actually write more lore lol
hey man! hope ur night is goin well :] sorry if this is like out of the blue, but do you have any ocs? just curious :]
Ye!
Some of them are oc adjacent, but since they have lore (sort of) I just call em ocs lol
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YEEHAW BAYBEEEEEE
Cowboy brainrot is back full force, if anyone even remembers those sketches lmao. In this, sonics been fucking with eggmans shit so egg sent shadow, whos like a constable for him, to go track im down. Knuckles, whos the sherif of a small town, has known sonic a long time and tho rheyve had their ups and downs, Sonic has always protected his town. So he agrees to hide him from the 'law.' Sonics not big on hiding tho
Also LOOK AT COWBOY AMY I LOVE HER
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#gggggg cowboys#i am actually in love with her design#ms paint#sonic au#my art
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Tagged by @snapbackcake and @22reds, thanks lovelies❤
Name: Shamara (like Shamrock and Camera together)
Zodiac: Libra baybeeeeee
Favorite musicians/bands: 5sos, The Maine, Bieber, Mendes, All Time Low, The 1975, State Champs, Hunter Hayes, Alessia Cara, Halsey, Niall Horan (I literally pulled from my top Spotify artists)
Favorite sports teams: Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavericks, Dallas Cowboys (can you tell I’m from Texas), am open to most players though
Other blogs: None, we cram everything onto one blog like MEN
Do I get asks: sometimes
How many blogs do I follow: 917 (sounds like a lot but at one point i almost hit the maximum of 5000, and I hate when my dash doesn’t refresh)
What I’m wearing: Tank top that says “I woke up like this” and butterfly pajama pants
Dream vacation: Literally anywhere, but I wanna go to Amsterdam
Dream car: I am a simple girl who has always wanted a Volkswagen Beetle
Favorite food: I like Mexican and Japanese, Indian food🤤 can quarantine be OVER
Drink of choice: I like peach iced tea...alcoholic drink of choice is a sex on the beach bc i like tying cherry stems
Languages: We only know know English, but we took 4 years of Spanish and can understand a lot. Can’t speak it though
Celebrity Crush: bruh...do we have the time for this? Too many. iykyk
Random Fact: We played drunk song quiz and it was at that moment that everyone in the house realized my music superiority in every genre, not just “white people” music aka pop/rock/alt/indie/not hip hop and r&b
I tag @classiclikeegyptiangold @babybluestan @calumsbabylon @prttymchvibes @starkissedholland @singledadharrington y’all are in no way obligated to do it
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