#COOL AUNT SADIE JUMPED OUT ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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wildlcck ยท 6 months ago
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โ› don't you go repeatin' after me, missy! yer too small and sweet t' be talkin' so big an' ugly. like grown folks do. do as i say, kid- not as i do. don't you go growin' up too fast, neither- it ain't all it's cracked up t' be. trust me. now, that's what i like to hear. best company in the world, ain't they? best listeners, too. seein' as you asked so nicely... you can, indeed. try 'im with one o' these. โœ breaking open a brand new box of oatcakes and offering them to jas. โ› take one for your honeydew, too. โœ
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โ› now, what kinda monster would be so darn low to steal a girl's horse from her? and her best friend. even i ain't that wicked. that is mighty kind of you, missy. but, your honeydew's safe with you, honey. don't you worry. she's one hell of a horse, ain't she? โœ petting and patting honeydew's neck with a smile. โ› you hold on to her. take good care of her, now. if you look out for her, she'll look out for you. โœ
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