#COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
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I swear to god the Resident Evil fandom has like. Five jokes total. And we wonโt shut up about them.
Jill Sandwich (classic but very overdone)
Seven Minutes (Iโm so sick of this line fr)
Chris punching a boulder (weโre right to meme on that honestly)
Lady Dimitrescu (Most of those jokes are pretty gross actually)
Whereโs Everyone Going? (Bingo?)
#Leon s Kennedy#Albert Wesker#lady dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#Chris Redfield#Jill Valentine#Resident evil#re shitpost#hellshire heresy#fandom culture#Fan jokes#Some honorable mentions:#COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.#โChris? Stop it!โ#โyour right hand comes off?โ#(really any line from the OG re4 is so goddamn cheesy)#Ethan losing his limbs#Leon being a hoe#โHuh. Women.โ
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L.O.V.E Feelings, Soft Cell
#can't sleep time to woobify my fav#so do you think by complete global saturation he just meant like. gay sex with chris or what#guyyss this album coincidentally is called mutant moments.. so fitting#albert wesker#chrisker#chris redfield#re5#resident evil#resident evil 5#ouroboros
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Bear and Bean
#chris has a flea that won't shut up about cOmpLEte gLObaL sATuRaTIoN#chris redfield#wesker#albert wesker#bear!chris#chrisker#tsum tsums#my art#resident evil
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UROBOROS WILL BE RELEASED InTO THE ATMOSPHERE
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Wesker face studies, and then some Jake.
#wesker is planning complete global saturation and jake is not interested#resident evil#albert wesker#jake muller#wesker#art studies
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me, replaying Remake Separate Ways: "I'm so totally over RE4R Wesker sounding like he smokes 12 packs a day. It's fine. It's alright. It's not that serious. I'll live."
RE4R Wesker, in the gruffest voice ever: "Ada-"
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#got nothing personal against the guy but I cannot believe Capcom is keeping Craig for RE5R#are they gonna make him say Complete Global Saturation with THAT voice#bruuuuh
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Finished RE5 and wowโฆ that was a good game
#artists on tumblr#my art#resident evil#resident evil 5#re5#re5 wesker#albert wesker#resident evil wesker#I screamed when he said#complete global saturation#i mean I was cackling#it felt like a historic moment#i hate him <3
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{ shades that hide my tears as i get legitimately emotional just sitting here THINKING about her (rambling in tags) }
#. rewind || { ooc. }#{ her rage is so indiscriminate that one day she's going to spread her curse so much that like. }#{ there just won't be anything left. complete global saturation as mr. albert wesker would say }#{ just. the end of modern civilization as we know it. everyone eventually one way or another succumbing to the curse }#{ she'll have enacted her revenge against humanity and from that point. she's just . alone. }#{ no longer any targets for her rage. no one to talk to. everything a memory. completely alone. }#{ it's just as much self-destructive as it is destructive to humanity. }#{ she wants to make humanity pay; she wants all the voices and bad memories to stop }#{ but like. will she be happy when it finally does? GAH }#{ im not kidding by the way im literally sitting here on the verge of tears thinking about this ajkfhdsjkh }#{ you know you have a good muse for a character when you can legit bring yourself to Emotions thinking about scenarios for them }#{ RAMBLIIIIIING }#{ she's so alone in every sense of the word. please christ almighty someone give her a friend before she }#{ has to deal with being alone at the end of the world and doomed to forever walk a world she destroyed }#{ eternally unable to rest in a state of horrible undeath }
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#22 for the spotify wrapped thing? ๐
Chevelle moment ๐ฅฐ I love the guitar line!
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love him and his stupid bullshit motives
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9/11 is great because they tried to turn like one instance of blowback from US Imperialism into an excuse for Forever War, only for the hyperbolic and over-saturated presentation of this "greatest tragedy of all time" to quickly lose any emotional effect on the generations too young to have understood or even witnessed it at the time. So now it's just a fucking joke to everyone like under the age of 25 (including non USamericans who learned of it through osmosis from the global hegemonic culture) and if anything has served as a jumping off point for people to learn about US imperialism (both as the cause of attacks and as actions 9/11 was used to justify) and come to oppose it. So even among like Liberals, "9/11 is funny" is just the consensus opinion and "9/11 was completely justified" isn't even that controversial. In conclusion; a merry 9/11 to all and to all a good night
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complete global saturation
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This is neither here nor there, but I want to say thank you for posting about 13 Sentinels. I've never really heard about the game outside of a few of your posts, and I finally started playing it this year. I think of your blog when see Iori and friends eating crepes.
Truly, a baller game.
ITS SO GOOD im glad youre enjoying it everyone should know how good this game is
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being a william birkin fanboy is so weird. like yeah my man caused an entire city to die and almost caused complete global saturation by giving his gay lab partner a virus. sorry
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On his way to complete global saturation
#albert wesker#resident evil#dead by daylight#dbd#tsum wesker#dbd wesker#wesker tsum#re5 wesker#re wesker#resident evil wesker#wesker#re5#handmade#tsum tsum#resident evil memes#rebhfun#resident evil 5#the mastermind#dbd killer#dbd memes
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Confession:
"I thought Boris was gonna be HSR's version of Albert Wesker with personality of The Vicar from PSI but he turned out to be such a disappointment. I was waiting for some "complete global saturation" speech from him."
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