#COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.

[hellshire-harlot]

I swear to god the Resident Evil fandom has like. Five jokes total. And we won’t shut up about them.

Jill Sandwich (classic but very overdone)

Seven Minutes (I’m so sick of this line fr)

Chris punching a boulder (we’re right to meme on that honestly)

Lady Dimitrescu (Most of those jokes are pretty gross actually)

Where’s Everyone Going? (Bingo?)

[draculawives]

L.O.V.E Feelings, Soft Cell

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

Bear and Bean

[jakface]

UROBOROS WILL BE RELEASED InTO THE ATMOSPHERE

[tea4silver]

Wesker face studies, and then some Jake.

[thequantumranger]

me, replaying Remake Separate Ways: "I'm so totally over RE4R Wesker sounding like he smokes 12 packs a day. It's fine. It's alright. It's not that serious. I'll live."

RE4R Wesker, in the gruffest voice ever: "Ada-"

me:

[sagetoadtea]

Finished RE5 and wow… that was a good game

[alexpdcl]

I can’t imagine what it’s like for the chrisker shippers on tumblr not opening tumblr for days or weeks, and then just suddenly seeing the roleswap au in the tag LOL

[brinefrolick]

{ shades that hide my tears as i get legitimately emotional just sitting here THINKING about her (rambling in tags) }

[no-thanks-bro]

#22 for the spotify wrapped thing? 👀

Chevelle moment 🥰 I love the guitar line!

[blakyoo]

love him and his stupid bullshit motives

[psychotrenny]

9/11 is great because they tried to turn like one instance of blowback from US Imperialism into an excuse for Forever War, only for the hyperbolic and over-saturated presentation of this "greatest tragedy of all time" to quickly lose any emotional effect on the generations too young to have understood or even witnessed it at the time. So now it's just a fucking joke to everyone like under the age of 25 (including non USamericans who learned of it through osmosis from the global hegemonic culture) and if anything has served as a jumping off point for people to learn about US imperialism (both as the cause of attacks and as actions 9/11 was used to justify) and come to oppose it. So even among like Liberals, "9/11 is funny" is just the consensus opinion and "9/11 was completely justified" isn't even that controversial. In conclusion; a merry 9/11 to all and to all a good night

[kaedeichinose]

This is neither here nor there, but I want to say thank you for posting about 13 Sentinels. I've never really heard about the game outside of a few of your posts, and I finally started playing it this year. I think of your blog when see Iori and friends eating crepes.

Truly, a baller game.

ITS SO GOOD im glad youre enjoying it everyone should know how good this game is

[bastardsunlight]

It's not uncommon for Sixteen to wear the evidence of a fight home. In this case, as usual, it is minor -- a mostly-healed abrasion on one temple, an equally knitted cut on a forearm, a fresh scratch across the black field mask which, unlike most of the rest of his armor, remains in place so as to maintain his image for any eyes other than Management's who might have witnessed his return. The damage was hardly enough to deter him. A clear plastic bag containing an ID with the barest smear of dried blood and a small black external hard drive is deposited into Wesker's hand in silent confirmation of a job done.

Even so, the Apex seems not to have quite come down off the rush of it. He favors the submarine bays for their easy entrance and exit from the facility, for their darkness and coolness and relative solitude. Despite the dimness of the 2 AM lights, not augmented for human eyes as they might be when the area is staffed, his pupils darken his frigid blue eyes a little too much and there is a subtle stiffness about his movements that might suggest aches whose immediate causes the long-sleeved tactical shirt hides. Is it easier to believe he was simply not at his best than that he has seen something he does not wish to talk about? He hopes so, and stares over the railing into the dark water. Irrelevant to the results. You don't care.

"He had protection," the Left Hand debriefs simply. Protection is a better word than interference and is mostly true.

She lived. She fucking lived and she was there, I don't know how, my work was done for me when I got there--

He'd been fortunate it had been only a glimpse, indeterminate, on the fringes of his camera's view. She'd worked the shadows beyond where she could see its infrared light, like she knew. And he knew, too.

Nothing human moved like that.

"Nine dead."

The details of his mission are already being uploaded to the base’s encrypted system and routed to Management’s office computer so that he might view them at his leisure—and he always does. It is not as if he does not trust Sixteen. The man’s results are inarguable, always. The should be, anyway, as he has been trained—even raised, which is the worst part of it—by the Tyrant himself.

“Good,” Wesker responds simply, fingers closing about the bag. He barely inspects its contents and will soon hand them off to some of his people for scrubbing and proper analysis—the drive, anyway; the ID and bodycam footage will combine to speak for themselves regarding the rest of it.

He turns then, without further acknowledgment, but he has also detected some strangeness about the Apex, something he has not seen before, or at least not at this level. Sixteen has some injuries, but they aren’t severe enough to warrant a visit to the infirmary, which is so much the better. Sixteen clearly wants to be alone and Leblanc is about to be very busy. For the time being, Management chooses to leave everything as is and walks away.

“Take the day,” he says over his shoulder. This always means extra rations, and live ones for his entertainment as well as nourishment. Never let it be said that his employees do not reap the benefits of their labors.

[princerevenant]

complete global saturation

[alexrainbow]

On his way to complete global saturation