#COLLAPSES THEYRE ALL SO CUTE GOODBYE//

[wardenes-official]

I must say you’re good at assigning kitties to everyone. I’m pretty satisfied with mine that’s for sure.

Okay, I've tried my best to assign everyone a kitty from Neko Atsume!

I'll put everything under the cut~

Starting with Haruka-kun! You get Pickles!

And now, Yuno-chan! I decided to go with Dottie~

For Fuuta-kun, I chose Bandit!

I also thought about assigning him Gozer, but..

H-he probably wouldn't like it..

A-anyway, Muu-chan! Lexy really reminds me of you, hehe~

As for Shidou-san, I think Marshmallow suits you the best!

I think Melange kinda has that Kazui-san vibe?

Gabriel really reminds me of Amane-chan!

As for Mikoto-kun, I feel like he would like Chocola!

And finally, Kotoko-chan! I'm assigning you Smokey!

Ah, hold on! We can't forget about our Warden!

For Es-kun, I chose Ganache!

[sephirotha]

Hello! Could i request the rfa "saving" mcs pet when theyre "horrifically attacked" by some "evil" thing like... idk, a treat stuck in their cheek, or something stuck to their tail. (I just "saved" my parents dog from a treat that got caught in his teeth and when he was snuggling with me in thanks i got curious about how 707 and zen would react to a super thankful pet lol, and then it spread to the rest of the rfa)

“And just be sure he doesn’t get out otherwise he’ll be gone for hours!”

“MC, it’s fine,” Yoosung tried to reassure his girlfriend.  “Jiyeon is in good hands.  I promise.”

MC hummed as she looked at the orange kitten that was curiously wandering the apartment.

“If you’re sure…”

“Sure, I’m sure.  Now hurry, you don’t want to be late.”

MC let out another worried noise but leaned forward to kiss Yoosung.

“Be good, Jiyeon!”

Jiyeon let out a confused mewl as MC left the apartment.  He padded to the door and began scratching at it, mewling louder.

“Hey, hey, don’t do that!”

Jiyeon yelped as his paw stopped midway through a scratch.  He tried pulling it away and Yoosung flinched.

“Oh no, your claw is stuck!”

Yoosung crouched behind Jiyeon as the cat mewled louder.  He carefully pried the claw out of the scratch mark on the door and held the kitten away from it.

“And now I’ll hear it from my landlady,” he lamented as he examined the marks.

Jiyeon mewed and cocked his head to the side innocently.

 ---

“Oh, I forgot Jihae’s comb,” MC huffed as she looked through her bag. “I’m just going to go to grab it from the apartment.  Could you watch him?”

Zen glanced at the silver rabbit that was dozing in the sun.  He nodded.

“Sure.  It’s not like he’s going to hop away.”

“Just keep an eye on him, please?”

Zen nodded as he waved MC goodbye.  He then looked back towards Jihae and saw him gone.

“Hm?  Jihae?”

He looked around and saw someone run off…with something silver in their arms.

“Jihae!”

Zen leapt to his feet and zoomed down the park after the person.

“Hey!  That’s our rabbit!”

The middle-aged lady didn’t seem to hear him. ��But being the beast that he was, Zen overtook her and blocked her path.

“You can’t just rabbit-nap other people’s rabbits,” he panted as the woman clutched the struggling rabbit closer to her.

“Well my children don’t have beautiful pets like these,” she scoffed. “You and your wife can easily get a new one.”

“Ma’am, that rabbit is ours,” Zen said as he kept thwarting her attempts to get past him.  “Please give him back.”

The woman seemed adamant to keep poor Jihae.  Jihae’s nose began twitching as he looked around, still squirming helplessly.

Zen was desperately thinking of a way to rescue him, when the rabbit leaned up to nuzzle the woman’s face.  She looked smug.

“Look!  See how he’s…ah…ah…”

Jihae’s fur was tickling her nose and her face began scrunching up.

“Achoo!”

Her arms loosened and Zen promptly plucked Jihae out of her arms.  As she began screaming that he was kidnapping her rabbit, Zen took off out of the park with poor Jihae shivering and snuggling up to him.

 ---

“Yes, of course,” Jaehee said as she wrote a couple of notes down on a scrap of paper.  “I won’t give him too many apples.  I promise. Alright, goodbye.”

She hung up and placed her phone down.  She turned towards the kitchen and screamed.

Elizabeth had just walked out of the kitchen with something red and sticky around her mouth.

Her heart sunk.

And be sure Elizabeth doesn’t get too close.  He’s a small rabbit and I’m worried she might see him as a snack.

“Jieun?!”

Jaehee ran into the kitchen and screamed again when she saw the small white rabbit on the kitchen floor, covered in red.

She collapsed to her knees, her hands shaking as she assessed the situation.

“Jieun, I’m sorry,” she whispered.

She carefully patted the rabbit’s head and paused.  Some of the red stuff got onto her fingers.  She lifted them and took a whiff.

Tomatoes.

Ketchup.

He was covered in ketchup.

Jaehee looked around and saw a smashed ketchup bottle.

“Mrow~”

Elizabeth padded into the kitchen and licked more ketchup off Jieun. She began purring as she groomed the rabbit, who looked a little dazed.

Jaehee pressed a hand to her heart and leaned back.

“Oh, my heart,” she sighed.  “Don’t care me like that.”

She carefully picked Jieun up and looked into his eyes.

“This means I’ll have to bath you.”

Jieun’s ear twitched as he was carried into the bathroom.

 ---

Jumin wasn’t sure how to diffuse this situation.

On one end on the sofa stood Elizabeth, mewling lowly as she arched her back.

On the other end in the kitchen was Jisoo, MC’s black cat, licking his paws and glancing at the white cat occasionally.

He had agreed to look after Jisoo for the day because he and MC would move in together soon.  He neglected to consider the fact that Elizabeth would have problems with a new cat moving in.

Elizabeth meowed louder and Jisoo turned his back to her, tail and head up.  He trotted across the counter…and promptly fell into the sink that was full of water.

The poor black cat had a panicked fit and Elizabeth’s ears pricked up. Jumin was quick to roll his sleeves up and gently lift Jisoo out of the water.  He couldn’t keep a grip from Jisoo’s struggling and dropped the wet cat onto the floor.  

Jisoo took off and huddled in the corner of the kitchen area. Jumin sighed as he grabbed a towel and froze as Elizabeth sauntered into the kitchen and approached Jisoo.  Jisoo looked sceptical as she began purring and headbutted him affectionately.

Jisoo’s ears twitched as he purred quietly, shaking himself off and letting Elizabeth groom him.

Jumin smiled as he took a picture and sent it to MC, reassuring her that maybe the cats could live together after all.

 ---

Saeyoung hummed as he tapped away at his keyboard idly.  He paused to look at the spotted rabbit that sat on his sofa.

Jiwoo’s ears twitched idly as it stared at the tv screen, watching the drama that was playing.  MC had advised him to put on some dramas since it was what he seemed to like to watch.

It was absurd to think a rabbit was actually interested in what’s going on in a drama but lo and behold, he seemed to genuinely watch it.  It was as if he was studying it.

Saeyoung pulled away from his computer and inched closer to Jiwoo. The rabbit didn’t move, too absorbed in what was going on.

Saeyoung’s eyes lit up.  He always wanted to give the rabbit a good cuddle.  Jiwoo never liked being cuddled even by MC.

“Gotcha!”

Jiwoo immediately began struggling as Saeyoung pounced and began cuddling the poor rabbit.

“Aw, look at your soft little paws!” he cooed as he began squidging the front paws.  “They’re so soft, I can’t get enough of them!  You’re such a cute little…eh?”

Jiwoo suddenly went limp and Saeyoung lifted the rabbit up to see he had fallen unconscious.

His heart sunk.  He had read that rabbits could potentially die from heart attacks, hence why parents shouldn’t get them as pets unless their children were over twelve years old.

He gently laid the rabbit back down on the sofa and waited anxiously.

Why did MC let him babysit her rabbit?  Didn’t she listen to Jumin warning her about him?

Jiwoo’s ear twitched.  Saeyoung held his breath.

Jiwoo’s eyes opened.  Saeyoung let out a sigh of relief.

“Oh thank goodness, I thought I would have to go into hiding for rabbit murder,” he mumbled as the spotted rabbit glared at him.  “Well…I’ll just leave you to your dramas…”

The rabbit’s glare followed him to his computer where he put his headphones on and began listening to music.

[asexualkiba]

For the 'send me a ship' thing that I'm probably way late to: Shikamaru/Kiba because I'm in rare pair hell.

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aaaaaa oh man they cute they cutei had fun w thiiis

who wakes up first in the morning

No brainer. Kiba. All shika wants to do is sleeeep. He wakes up when he has to, duh, but if given the chance or a lazy day, hes gonna stay in bed for a while longer, whether Kiba’s energetic lil behind is there too or not.

(But imagine if shika has to get up early for a job, he has to peel kiba off him. and kiba is not about that life, no, dude, pls just cuddle me why the hell are you leaving wtf “kiba i have work” “no u dont shhhhh” “babe”)

who’s the first to fall asleep at night

another NO BRAiner, shika wants to SLEEP

Plus, kiba (and akamaru) are super warm and GREAT to just pass out on. And Kiba freakin loves it, bc, Kiba is 100% about physical affection plus shikamaru probably smells really nice tbh

what they playfully tease each other over

idk, honestly? probably how awkward they were when they first liked each other. bc it was probably hilarious so later they just argue over which of them was more painfully awkward and poke fun abt it like that lolol

what they do when the other’s having a bad day

Shika just, collapses, face first into Kiba’s jacket if hes having a bad day lol. He’ll just stay there, and Kiba will hold him and probably play w his hair some and rub his back bc i feel like kiba is so definitely like that.

If Kibas having a bad day he’ll be visibly frustrated, and shikamaru will, in the most casual form of gentle, be like, hey hun, calm down a bit. maybe hold his face and kisses. then tells him not to worry. He promises theyll watch a movie later, but they both fall asleep during it, but theyre both just warm and happy and Wow i got lost in this scenario.

how they say ‘i’m sorry’ after arguments

lol i feel like their arguments are so surface and FUNNy as hell, because Kiba gets worked up over weirdest things, and Shika would just be like “?????? What the hELL are you talking about??”

Anyway idk how theyd apologize. They’re both probably grumpy for a while. Probably just Kiba flops backwards onto Shikamaru’s lap, starts being affectionate again. Probably says some rlly sappy stuff, you know, gotta keep the balance here. And shikamaru just snorts and tells him he’s a dork, but his favorite dork, so it’s fine.

which one’s more ticklish

I’m so bad at this question bc, like, theirs no character you couldnt improve by imagining them being super ticklish. so im here like : BOTH BOTH BOTH every single time, i just want everyone in tickle wars.

I really wanna say shikamaru cuz he’d laugh really loud and man

their favourite rainy day activities

Shikamaru, trying to teach Kiba shogi. He’s not super bad at it? He loses to shikamaru pretty quickly the first few times, and he’s never won a game overall, but he’s got the mind to kind of expect what moves may happen and compensate. He still loses and usually after a few games gets frustrated lol (And shikamaru has to reteach him how to play sometimes lol) but they still play often!!

how they surprise each other

Heck if I know tbh. Shika probably randomly treats kiba to dinner, or more likely orders in his favorite takeout so it’ll be home for him and yknow. rents his fav movies or comes home w jerky or stuff yknow, just little easy things that kiba is like “!!!!!” over.

And Kiba surprises shika accidentally, like, he just felt like seeing him so he showed up to walk shikamaru home one day. Stuff like that. BUT HE ALSo will try to surprise him on purpose, cuz like, “holy heck shikamarus going to love this! *heart eyes*” and like buy him books or snacks or something that reminds him of the other. Idk. I got kinda lost on this question im not really feeling confident in this one lol.

their most sickening shows of public affection

The most they do is like goodbye/hello kisses? So its not all that sickening? I could see them not really having personal bubbles in regards to each other, like just laying across one another or just hanging right on them and stuff. They probably say vaguely flirty/gooey stuff out loud thats funny to hear???

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