#COFFINS AND EGGS
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Nosferatu watching Nosferatu 2024
#Yeah yeah i know his name is count orlok#But for the sake of recognizability#I can't believe Squidferatu is better than Nosferatu 2024 and a much more faithful adaptation compared to whatever bobby egg has cooked up#Disappointed by the leaked script greatly#I ruined the movie for myself#But i am looking forward to the coffin popcorn box :D#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#Nosferatu#Count orlok#Graf orlok#nosferatu eine symphonie des grauens#Nosferatu 2024#Robert Eggers#Nosferatu 1922#nosferatu a symphony of horror
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I don't like this.
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i always wondered whether solas woke up after uthenera in the area of the map with a city called "solas". bc that is in tevinter haha. and also an area that got super scarred and ecologically damaged by the blight? so then he would've presumably had the experience of getting to see the pillaged remnants of arlathan + blight damage + slavery + spirit summoning all at once while making his way down the continent. which would lead to quite a doomer mindset i think.
#alternatively he was just sleeping in skyhold but#i feel like they would've put like a casket in there somewhere as an easter egg then#also i guess it's implied that a few other factions used it throughout history so#they would have to all be very polite and not try to open any mysterious coffins lying around#solas#dragon age#txt
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dude sorry but the fight is still fucking with me I cannot believe that they set up an established code phrase for that exact situation, and yet even when it’s obvious the “Pomme” Etoiles is fighting does not know the word, he can’t get himself to fight at 100 percent, he repeats the question several time over just in case the first time was a fluke, im sick im physically ill
#Etoiles who has that set up because he knows damn well the codes pull that stunt#and yet when it’s applicable he can’t fully trust it because what if what if what if#the tp being the nail in the coffin of making sure it’s just a code but still he asks again as he kills the code#they were like prepare for a tough fight and just fucked royally with his head like god fucking damn dude#he knew it was a possibility and even with the precautions he almost couldn’t do it and who could who could stomach that like#with chayenne and tallulah they swapped to code form before attacking. this time the code died as an egg. died with her name. like dude#mcyt#qsmp#etoiles#z speaks
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Kevin having lung cancer
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First, he's stinky, now he's got lung cancer?!? what the egg!
Sorry for the laziness nowadays life really hasn't EGGED me on! haha
I hope he suffers and I hope he has constant chest palpitations
#egg kevins house#ekh#egg kevin's house#roblox#egg kevins house roblox#lunar mod#🎑 mod#anon ask#ask blog#roblox art#would it be offensive if i tagged this as lung cancer#i wont do it#just#lungs#coughing#coffin#youll be in a coffin#if you keep on coughin#woah okay im stoppin#moves around#cough#inanimate object#object shows#object oc#objects#sams eyes are very shiny
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"Can you tie your hair up?"
#cannot stop thinking about this scene#the sad look on his face as he hugs Julia#then immediately asks if she can tie her hair up#idk which came first the chicken or the egg#but Andrew is not disproving the siscon accusations#the coffin of andy and leyley#gravescest#tcoaal#andrew x ashley#andrew graves#ashley graves#gravecest#brainrot.txt
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Society if the qsmp eggs stayed as a temporary Easter-themed event instead of a staple of the server like they were very obviously originally intended to be and if the server didn’t have constant mandatory events every other month that moved everyone all over the place, completely upending their lore and projects on the server

#fae.txt#qsmp#guys I’m afraid it’s joever#doomposting#<- idk do i tag that? is that how i tag that? idk#but like I think had these things not happened the most prominent members on the server probably wouldn’t have all fucking left#and now this is probably the final nail in the coffin#because the server has essentially just become the eggs at this point#and the lack of eggs plus the fact that everyone was forced to start all over again has caused less and less streamers to feel motivated to#stream anymore#and the last of the eggs leaving is probably what’s gonna kill it#it was nice knowing yall I guess 🫡
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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (2023)
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im a q!bbh pov-er but for some godforsaken reason im the only person in chat that missed what "THE ROOM" is. i am on my knees begging, a sniper has it's sights on me, i need to know what he means by 'the room' does he mean like the hall of grim??? was he working on it off-stream and now he's like 'nuh uh, im not going in there, there's a secret secret'??? chatters backseat me NOW
EDIT: WAIT NONE OF US KNOW?!?!?!? BBH CHAT GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION THAT LIKE......?? EVEN YESTERDAY, IT FELT LIKE CHAT KNEW........?? HUH???? when did this rapscallion little gremlin muffin DEROGATORY first mention '''the room''' WHY ARE WE NOT "HUH"-ING ABOUT IT???? HUH????
#goopert talks qsmp#qsmp#this is a life or death situation (joking) you need to tell me#already ordering a coffin from dapper & co in advance#expecting a little top hatted egg to deliver it to my doorstep by tomorrow morning i ordered it as 1-day delivery#NOT DRAMATIC AT ALL. lul
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I feel like people have been whitewashing Andrew's actions and situation way too much lately.
Like, ultimately, both Andrew and Ashley use physical violence and emotional manipulation/ attacks to try and control the other because at the start of the game, they're incredibly toxic! They're enmeshed and resent each other about it.
But while the Platonic Burial Route has Ashley express in the dream that she's becoming more willing to let Andrew go, even a little bit.
Andrew does not have that seem view.
Platonic Andrew is distant and not really happy about it, and in the Decay dreams, it's pretty obviously murder suicide because Andrew won't let them be free of each other.
Romantic Burial is the route where Andrew is happiest and that's because from AT LEAST their teenage years, Andrew wanted to fuck Ashley so bad it made them look stupid.
Andrew is not normal at all and only seems that way because they learned to mask all their real emotions and repressed their true desires.
#ANDREW IS A FREAK#i love her so much#shitty egg who kills people <3#the coffin of andy and leyley#tcoaal#andrew graves
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headcanon time
Remember The Egg? The easter egg Armand got from his mother in Kiev?
The painted egg he keeps thinking about even when he is already master of his coven in Paris and that has such strong metaphoric connotations in his book? We are told he kept it in his coffin in Venice
And we are told it was still there before he was taken away from Venice and he wonders what was of it in his frantic dreams.
Anyway, let's move now to Blood and Gold. After Bianca's turning, the very same night after the burning, she is sleeping in Amadeo's coffin
Okay, we are not told exactly that it is his coffin but Marius is using his and I doubt he had more around
And then a few nights later they leave Venice to go to TWMBK shrine in the Alps, and she is carrying a bundle of things with her.
And she carries this bundle into the shrine
So what I'm saying here is it's only logical to conclude Bianca must have found the egg in Armand's coffin and it would've been easy for her to understand this was a precious possession for him (given he kept it in his very coffin) and thus there is no reason to believe she wouldn't have kept it with her and taken it to the shrine and then to Dresden and so forth.
And I'm not sure if those eggs can survive 500 years in good condition, but if by any means they can, it is entirely possible that Bianca kept the egg and still has it today.
#I honestly can't think of a reason why she wouldn't have kept the egg#Even if Amadeo never told her anything about it. It was in his coffin#now I know the importance of the egg is metaphorical rather than factual... but still!!#long post#headcanons#The Vampire Armand#Blood and Gold
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Y’know, I somehow managed to avoid falling into an obsession with QSMP when it first launched, but I’ve been sucked back into Philza’s content through the sheer might of his charisma in the TOTK vods and I fear my time is running out
#i watch too many things#fucking teetering on the edge of so many could-be hyperfixations as if im not deep enough in this hole already#i havent even finished the totk vods im on the last one. but when i was binging them it really left no room for anything else#i fricken REBLOGGED the SxF movie trailer but i havent actually WATCHED it yet#yet im sat here wanting to rewatch the anime. while im still like 2 or 3 arcs behind on the manga ;-;#anyway it will be mostly phils fault for being funny af and the nail in the coffin will be chayanne#i mean cmon little tough guy egg in a duck floaty this game was rigged from the start. + the metagame shit with the admins is too funny#if phil wasnt the perfect person to keep me engaged in this sorta thing id prolly just be sticking to the cool animatics#sea rambles#qsmp#philza
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Just found out about Arabella's parents. ... this is where things start to turn huh
#and isobel...... hey uh... why is there a coffin with your name on it ? :)#girly girl youve got explaining to do :)))#egg plays bg3#no bc i was devastated when Karlach pointed it out i#I had to check to make sure.............#all they had on them was an apple and a pear....#😭😭😭😭😭😭#WHERE IS SHE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET GIRL
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May I offer egg?
"If I get one more fucking egg, then I am going to egg your god damn house."
#Work Invoice :: Asks#Anonymous#Cracked Coffin :: Crack RP's and Goofing#Creeper Gonna Creep :: Darck In Character#Faceless Shades :: Anonymous#(( why can i never escape the eggs. ))#(( its not even anything weird its just... eggs.))#(( WHAT AM I A RANGER?! ))
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if i got super into death stranding bc i saw a death stranding 2 cutscene would you be mad at me.
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I underestimated how many cameos CLAMP does across their works. I would’ve read in chronological order of release if I did
#oh well#coffin posting#CLAMP#i keep recognizing characters from mangas I haven’t read#like yeah this cameo/easter egg would definitely have made a bigger emotional impact on me if I knew their lore
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