#CMON DONT DO THIS😢

[haruchuiyo]

the new jjk leaks…..

[k4ruku]

i found a giant pikachu plush with a thing of pokemon cards and a drone at the bottom but the game was one of those things u gotta do multiple times to win and i only had 10 dollars that i was saving for pokemon violet dlc so i didnt get it :(

[strider-odyssey]

Googoo gaga in me is wearing off. I need people to stop woobifying killers.

I don’t care if they are gay that sex man on man action. I want them to actually doing something that represent their character… canonically. In a way. Least try, please. Try.

[decapitatedsnake]

My (little to no context) reaction to the thunder saga 💛💛💛💛💛💛

Suffering

. PENELOPE OMG

. I need to calm down

. Of course he does?

. WHAT

. SIRENS????

. AAAHAJDJEJWN

. Daughter??

. They're so adorable

. Is it sirens...

. Of course, of course, hypothetically

. "Oh no" JSNSJW

. It's not sirens

. Is it?

. He's so silly

. "The things I do for you" down baddd

Different beast

. "Let's cut the charades, you are no wife of mine" tfff

. Packs??

. SIRENS!!

. OF COURSE HE'S NOT SCARED OF WATER

. God why did I think he had a daughter

. And how did they do that?? Just casually kill a bunch of sirens

. Just tell your whole life story then

. And plan?? ODYSSEUS HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING

. Damnnn okay he did NOT come to play

. Who's voicing the sirens? Heavenly voices

. Woah Odysseus

. Different beast indeed

. "Kill them all" I mean, fair enough 🤷‍♀️

Scylla

. "This is our only way home"

. Ooo the line we heard

. Eurylochous knowsss

. HE OPENED THE WIND BAGGGG

. EURYLOCHUS SORRY IS NOT ENOUGH

. "Full speed ahead"

. Odyssey respond now please, I'm getting nervous

. "Light up 6 torches" um, whyyy (I know the Odyssey and... oh god, I'm worried)

. "Hello."

. The instrumental?? Animatics are about to go crazyyy

. "ROW FOR YOUR LIVES"

. "DROWN IN YOUR SORROW AND TEARS"

. Her voice is hellish /pos

. They're the same???

. Oh my godd

Mutiny

. LUCK RUNS OUT AAA

. Eurylochus already knows

. "This is all some tricks the gods have sent"

. The snippet...

. I'm gonna cry

. Don't test me

. Sounds like a boss battle

. "IF YOU WANT ALL THE POWER YOU MUST CARRY ALL THE BLAME"

. SHITTTTT

. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOOOOOOO

. His teams turning against him

. What... happened

. Whatt

. Not the cows

. BRO YOU HAVE ONE JOB

. "please dont tell me your about to do what I think your going to do"

. LUCK RUNS OUT I'M CRYING DUDE

. "How much longer must I suffer now"

. THE CREW?!!?!

. Odysseus is STILL so hopeful

. J-just... JUST A MAN

. Eurylochus you IDIOT

. Friends um okay

. "FULL SPEED AHEAD"

Thunder bringer

. I'm so excited for this one ngl

. It's definitely gonna be like ruthlessness

. Instrumental goes harddd

. "Pride is a damsel in distress" that distress was sooo

. It's so funny imagining him monologuing whilst the crew are terrified (it's actually really sad)

. Oh well... we do know they'd lose

. "I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned"

. This is so epic but I kinda wanna shake ass to it

. Huh

. NOOOO

. HE CHOSE TO KILL HIS CREW, NOT ZEUSSS

. HE CHOOSES😃😀🙂🥲😢😭😭😭

. DON'T MAKE HIM DO IT

. CMON I MEAN LIKE

. I hate this

. I hate you Jay 😔 I hate you

. I just can't

. What the actual fuck is wrong with you Jay

. The worst part is Odysseus doesnt consider for a singular second that he should choose his crew

. All bangers but at what cost

. AT WHAT COST

[yamatologistt]

im like, what, 10 years late to the whole walking dead game thing but i was way too young back then to understand the game. i hope people still enjoy it, its a really good game (and sad) but im only up to season 3 right now (i only really liked s1 and s2) but im not finished so i cant really make decisions rn

i just want to talk about ben rn and evaluate him cause im rewatching it and now that hes my favourite i notice more things about him now. (i literally look at him everytime hes in frame even if its just showing the back of his head oml)

but anyway i see a lot of ben hate and sure i get it but i dont at the same time ben is so silly how can u hate him

- to start, when we first met ben in the woods, he’d already been through some stuff, like he saw his classmate off herself and turn into a walker, his camp got raided and he was left with 1 friend and his teacher (who both still die btw) so most of what he had left before the apocalypse was gone

- when lee is rationing out the food, if he gives ben food first, kenny comes and tells lee that there’s kids that need food too, and ben literally is like ‘sorry i didnt want any trouble’ like cmon, and he’s literally a kid too he deserves the food as much as anyone else

- on the train he is interested in the controls and being up there, so we can see that he generally enjoyed it. but once lee gets the engine going, kenny comes and ben immediately has to go babysit katjaa clem and duck (he is also visibly upset) AND THEN later on lee asks how ben was doing and he says ‘im watching the girls and not working on a mega cool train’ (let him on the train immediately 😠😠)

- ok, so maybe he did sneak supplies to the bandits and i think this is just me being biased but i feel like him giving the supplies held off the bandits a little. i mean think about it, they moved on from the st john’s farm and started taking from the motel, right? im not sure how the bandits asked ben (if they made it clear then i forgot) but if he refused wouldnt the bandits come attack even earlier? i mean they needed the supplies right, and if ben didnt give them anything to begin with they would have raided the motel anyway. i mean they knew where they were even before the st john incident. idk its just a thought

- i think it was cool how ben managed to confess to lee that he was the one who slipped the bandits supplies. like you can tell ben is a good guy cause the guilt was almost literally eating him from the inside. and even though ben isnt one of the bravest people, he still confessed knowing that lee’s reaction wouldnt be pretty. (also his stance when leaning on the train railing was so silly to me)

- after they meet christa and omid, ben tells lee that his biggest fear was to be eaten by the walkers. i mean he literally said that if he got bitten he would off himself 😢😢

- also ben was always referred to as a child but he was never treated like one, everyone excpected him to be brave and strong but in reality he was just some scrawny highschool student who was scared and couldnt live up to his impossible standards. man, i really just wanna give ben a big hug

- if you tell ben to “kill anything that gets in” he responds with “you know you’re talking to me, right?” poor ben

- even though his biggest fear is getting eaten by walkers, you still have the option to leave him behind, and let him go at the bell tower. i mean how could u do this to him hes already gone through enough

- lastly, the part where ben tells off kenny is literally iconic, that scene singlehandedly made ben one of my favourite characters of all time, i was like everyone else, i didnt care about ben because i thought he was a bad guy since i never really payed attention to him. but i swear when he was telling kenny off it felt like i was being told off too. i mean his point was valid too, kenny had his family to say goodbye to, and ben (and literally everyone else) never got to see their family, (or they saw them as walkers, lee and clem,, :( )

- i know the last point was meant to be the last one but cmon its ben i could type this for ages longer but yeah. he had the literal best character development in the game. at first he was some stupid kid who was always messing up and before he died he was an amazing character who deserved literally everything. omg i cried so hard when he died cause when he fell i was like, oh i think its ok the fall wasnt too far and he said he only hurt his leg, but bro once we saw what really happened my heart sank bro it was so sad i really hoped nothing bad happened to him ☹️☹️ but i think kenny did the right thing cause like we said, his worst fear was the walkers getting to him. gosh i feel like i watched his death for the first time ages ago and i still cant stop thinking about him man

anyways, i would literally do anything to give ben a massive hug, he did his best and he was literally so funny too :((

(thanks if u read this far btw, i just wanted to rant about this man i love him so much and i will defend him with my life) 😠‼️

[glisten-inthedark]

what are your thoughts on the overall plot of season 5? its a heavy question i know but you wanted something to do 😭

and im not talking just byler im talking

-whos getting killed

-whos getting vecna'd but lives

-is max gonna come back and in what condition

-if holly gets taken whats gonna happen and will she die

-how invested will karen wheeler be

-how destroyed is hawkins gonna be and how are they gonna get around

-jancy vs stancy: whats gonna happen there

-if byler is gonna end up endgame, how is it happening and how will el react?

im talking full season 5 analysis 😌 cmon weve got the season names now lets put it together 🙏

(obviously you dont need to answer this bc it is a kinda broad question but even just one of the questions there yk)

Hello! Ok I love these questions, let's see what we can do with them!

So considering we already know when the next season will take place, I feel like we will start with El and Mike already broken up and we will see how it happened by flashback.

I also believe that Mike will be attached by Will's side like a baby koala and won't leave him alone because now that Will feels Vecna, he will be afraid of what might happen to him.

We will see Mike and Lucas's bffsness rising again and we will see Dustin coping with Eddie's death.

This part of more of a want than what I necessarily think might happen but this is my kingdom and I make the rules lmao. I want a lot of Jonathan and Steve interactions (by themselves). God, they can learn so much from each other so I need to see them actually talking and to be honest I do think they will and that they might end the season as friends. (I hope, Duffers please don't fuck this up more than you already have).

I also think Mike is Vecna's target. We know that he doesn't want to kill Will, but he absolutely sees Mike as a threat to his evil lord plan, so I think he'd want to target him specifically. I'm not sure if it will be the traditional Vecna target we saw already, because we don't know for sure that this was the only thing he could do, but I do think Vecna will use Mike to hurt Will and make Mike face his feers and traumas.

I do think Max will come back but she will probably be blind. I don't know for sure if she'll have any other disabilities but I do think her blindness should be permanent.

Ok this will be a controversial opinion but I don't think the Duffers should kill anyone. Someone dying has become almost predictable at this point. In season 2, Bob died. In season 3 Billy died, in season 4 Eddie, Jason, Chrissy and Fred died. I understand the stakes are higher and all that jazz, but it'd be funny af if everyone is bracing themselves for someone to die and in the end no one does.

But if I'm being realistic about it, it'd guess it'd probably be Murray, Dustin or Nancy.

As I said before, due to Hopper's speech about being cursed I feel like El, Jonathan, Will and Joyce are safe and got plot armor, but I may be wrong.

I don't know, I don't want anyone to die sob 😔 😢 😭

About Holly I don't think she will die, but I do think maybe she gets taken to lure Will and Mike in. Maybe Vecna's plan is to get them there, in enemy territory, where he can control the outcome better and again, hurt Mike to get to Will.

About Karen I hope she finds everything out and I say the same about Ted. I'm still not ready to completely brush him off as the homophobic side character until season 5 drops.

J*ncy vs St*ncy: I say St*ncy agenda for the win lmao. OK this is just my pipe dream, but realistically speaking: if neither Jonathan or Nancy die they are definitely endgame. Their relationship is beautiful and there's an amazing connection between them both.

I do think they need to talk and be honest with each other and they will work things out.

But is too much to ask that the writers take advantage of the fact that Jonathan and Steve will be paired and get them to fall in love and then he, Jonathan and Nancy grg together and live happily ever after?

As for Byler:

I feel like they will probably make it look like Will is fine, and instead they're going to focus a lot on Mike this season.

And this might be just a feeling of mine, but I do think they went for a bigger time jump so that they could explore things more with Mike.

He'll have more time to come to terms with himself and with how he feels towards Will, but I do think he assumes that Will doesn't feel the same for him (so season 4 but thr opposite).

And Mike will be attached to Will's side, he'll definitely feel guilty over how things were so he'll overcompensate, but I do think they will get together during episode 7? I dunno, but I feel like is episode 7.

And this is where the feeling I get comes in and it might be unpopular, but I do feel they might heavily imply that they won't just kiss. I can't explain it but I feel like they might show us them having sex.

I feel it matches with their age and potentially with the story I assume they are trying to tell.

In the end, I don't think there's nothing that will be left implied about their relationship, there will be just a message of:

This is love. This is what love is.

Thanks for the ask and for giving me something to do and I hope you have a great weekend 😊

[mamadarama]

ngl the madara dilf one had me ROLLING 💀💀 and also related to him, tbh i personally think they need to make him more... uhh what do you call it. buff? jacked?? basically more muscle-y in canon because THE INGAME MODEL PISSES ME OFFFFF hes supposed to have MUSCLES 😞😢 happyele cant fucking come up with a different type of body omg (also love your posts have an amazing day!!💓)

yeaaahh it would be cool if they did!!! i dont think he's supposed to be like, super jacked tho. (but dont get me wrong his model is still lacking) like kuro is probably more noticeably muscular than madara is. the only way i can think to describe it is the musculature difference between a jaguar and a leopard. both are visibly strong but jaguars are more tanky and built for power and leopards are more streamlined and built for agility. madara is definitely stronger than he looks, while kuro is exactly as strong as he looks.

i think the reason they average out the characters across only 3 variations of models instead of making .... what is it now... 53 unique models? is mostly so when they make the outfits they dont have to dramatically edit the model too much; they only need to make at most 3 versions and then apply small edits for each character that'll be wearing it. im sure (i hope) their schedule is spaced out so all the art for an event is done long before it releases to maximize the time they have to work on it , but its still a lot so streamlining the workflow would save a lot of valuable time . working with deadlines isnt easy and if i were them id probably do the same, so i dont pay much attention to it :P at least theres more variation in the illustrations. no excuse for them all having no ass tho like cmon theyre jumping around like madmen on stage all the time and a lot of the characters actively work out there's no way they have NOTHING back there

[6yuns]

*brokes your window* YOU NEED A SMUT REQUEST ? IM HERE ( btw im rn talking about mayoi nsfw hcs with my friend )

HOW DO I REQUEST help UHHH can you do ( amab ) reader fucking mayoi in a place that there's other people ? how do i explain it .

LIKE a mayoi nsfw hc IS that he cant control his volume when hes overstimulated ( me and my friend has hc that mayoi gets overstimulated with 2 rounds . )

and reader just dont cares about mayois volume . reader is jealous bcuz . yeah . reader WANTS to make scream his name ( nahhh reader name is just the name of who's reading )

ignore my shitty english idk how to request smut 😢

TITLE ; scream my name !

characters : mayoi ayase x male reader

warnings/info ; smut, overstimulation , jealous sex, dom reader, Dacryphilia, Public sex, exhibitionism, mentions of cheaating, Degradation, fem tatsumi( this is probably written badly because im doing everything but sticking to one song )

notes ; listen to baby don't stop by nct. now!!! wait imagine if your name is john. LMFAOO, most likely written badly because I lost motivation in between this

mayoi wasn't expecting to get shoved into a bathroom stall and get fucked. Maybe this was luck?

"ahh... w-wait! I can't, Fuck- Let me! let me cover my mouth please! Ah!" he begged, and begged. and begged, "I want them to hear you. loud and clear, mayoi." You said, speeding your thrusts.. like, by alot. biting onto his neck, he moaned " gonna cum gonna cum gonna cuumm..! " he sobbed as he came. He hasn't once screamed your name. It was all begs and moans, and that ticked you off. You wanted him to SCREAM your name. no more whispers, no more whines. screaming, begging for more. For everyone to hear it. especially tatsumi. " please! yn.. Yn! its too much! " mayoi cried out as you sucked a hickey onto his shoulder. A loud moan of your name came from mayoi as he came all over the stall door, " Yn! fuck.. i- I can't take it anymore! too much... please!. " that was good. One step closer to your goal. He was fighting to suppress his moans. It was funny!

Mayoi was gonna get louder. and louder. and louder. you stopped your thrusts momentarily " I'm gonna let go of your hands, put them on the door and don't move, Okay?" to mayoi. you let go, and he put his hands on the wall. placing your hands on his hips and Moving again. but faster. That sprouted a line of whimpers and moans from mayoi, and a loud yelp of your name and it was too much. " your such a whore... You knew i was gonna get jealous of tatsumi.. why do you hang around her?.. ah fuuck...." you groaned out as you came into mayoi, fucking your cum deep into him. moving a hand to mayois face, you grabbed it and turned it to you. it looked beautiful! Tears, drool, maybe even snot. you looked at him with a smile. "t-too much. I can't cum again.. please!" mayoi whined, but it was futile. You shook your head and let go of his face, placing your hand back onto his hip, Giving his ass a slap. mayoi cried out again. "I'm sorry! I- ah! " You interrupted him with another slap. Not wanting to hear him explain, "I understand she's your unit mate.. but you spend too much time with her, Does she fuck you like I do? does she fuck your face like I do?" mayoi shook his head, whining at how you wouldn't move. he sounded like a bitch in heat, You laughed and continued to fuck him.

"you really just want something inside of you, don't you?. Your so dirty~ " you said as you sped up your thrusts, mayois whines also got louder, still.. none of your name. "cmon... stop being stubborn, Scream. my. name" you said, pairing your last words with hard thrusts and then stopping your hips completely. "I'm sorry... please! I won't do anything with her I swear! f-fuck!" mayoi said, he couldn't think. It was way too much, but he needed more. He wanted more " yn! Yn! Please... g-give me more! wanna... Wanna cum again! " mayoi begged, and all you could do was listen. just hearing him so desperate and tired, just wanting to be fucked and heard.

but what he didn't know was that tatsumi was.. Standing somewhere in this very bathroom. possibly even recording it!

slowly continuing your thrusting, finally speeding up. and mayoi continued to cry. "gonna... cum again, please..!" he groaned out. everything was just too much for him. you stopped your thrusts before he could cum "come on, Scream my name for her to hear. then I'll let you cum" mayois brain didn't register most of it, he just wanted to cum. "Yn! y-yn! please.. gotta cum again- i- please!" his begs were so beautiful, there was no way you could deny him. he looked so messy, So pretty. finally, you got what you wanted. and you'd give back what he wanted. moving your hips, thrusting inside of him slowly. and he came.. untouched. " ah.. I bet that felt so good. right?. such a good puppy. for me and only me. no?" mayois legs shook as more tears and drool ran down his face." I'm yours... fuck.. I can't take anymore- I'm gonna die" his complaints were amusing, you laughed at his Trembling form.

" you look so pathetic. mayoi, I want you to do this more.. just to fuck the whore out of you" all mayoi could do was agree and moan. you fucked him so well. "shit.. im gonna cum." you warned. Not really giving him any time to react before you released a stream of curses and maybe even some whimpers. cum flowed into mayoi at a rapid pace, some even dripped out of his hole and onto the floor. you pulled out of him and tucked yourself back into your pants, and then watched mayoi try to steady himself and eventually fail to fix his appearance. mayoi held on to the door as you pulled up his pants and gave him a light pat on his ass. Eventually leaving the stall together, and spotting tatsumi. um, by the entrance of the bathroom, you glared at her and walked away, not even waiting for mayoi. " i-im sorry. about h-him tatsumi! agh..." he whined, running after you. well, trying to.

after you both made it to the car, you both sat there. mayoi looked absolutely embarrassed and you looked, quite proud.

I pulled the ending from my ass btw

[theproblemcallednight]

ur hostess is in pieces

alr y’all. the final wungo wednesday. i’m not exaggerating when i say this ep broke me

quick intermission before we start: this is in two parts bc there’s a lot in this ep. i split it roughy halfway through the ep

also this is a rewatch so some of my initial feelings r gone, but i’m doing the commentary based on my initial reactions so that’s why i double back in my opinions

obvi spoilers for bsd anime and manga, y’all know this, time to go cry

aww we don’t get the op song? buts it’s so good

ah yes. aku u look lovely.

bram by boiiii yessssssss. spit out the facts

AYA NO. UR FATHER SAID WAIT LISTEN TO HIM PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

JDJDJHHE AYA BABY :&:$$;$:783$

he cares so much omfg my heart me brain by fucking life is gonna explode

WAIT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT???? AYAS ONLY LIKE 50 POUNDS THO. i think that’s a lil under 25 kg. BUT STILL HOW WAS THAT SMALL AMOUNT ENOUGH

omg yes, fukuzawa is slaying so hard rn. go girl go. get this bitch

YES. SAVE THE WORLD. LETS GO

yo it’s mr russian man. he looks wonderful as ever. how’d he get out tho…

fedya shut up. ur bc is complementing u admire how cute he is calling u “so damn awesome.” idc wat y’all say i will love nikolai till the day i die he’s so cute shdhdhdhjd

see???? adorable clown man i wanna hug him

ok present night here:

did anyone else thing this explanation was lame?? like cmon. i feel like this is a bones thing like asagiri would’ve done some rlly weird shit and then create another weirder character to make it work but it would work bc it’s bsd. y’know? idk @/ebiichan pointed a lot of plotholes out to me go check her out

ok back to live reaction past night

i’m a simp but i mean. how could i not. jus look at him. jus look. he’s my lil cutie baby

ok but fedyas face. bones what r u doing. u can draw pretty ppl ik that why won’t u let fedya have it

who’s that man?????? shakespeare????

EH?!!!??!! DAZ U PROMISED TO GET HIM GO GET HIM U BAFOON DONT LEAVE MY BOI TO ROT SIGMA PLZ COME BACK.

i jus drew u being badass cmon crome back i miss u 😢 😭😭

does kolya not call fedya dos-kun in the anime? or is it jus this one time bc he’s so surprised???

BRAM YOU’VE BEEN UN-SHISH KEBABED LES GOOOOOO

AYA U GOT A NEW FATHER

omg ranpo fainted????? wat happened??? he seems off??

ok this is rlly funny bc he didn’t even have to ask bram. like jus tell aya to ask him. he’s her father ofc he’d save the world for her

omg

OMG CHUU UR BACK I MISSED U SM!!! GUYS ITS NOT SOKOUKOVER. he’s so pretty omfg

YES CHUU MY BOI. ily my smol king so glad to have u back djdjdjejdi

ok guys look at fedya. he’s so pathetic. bones y did u make him so pathetic.

oh he said sayonara? is it rlly forever? also prettyzai bc y not

WAIT. IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD. NO FUCKING WAY RIGHT????

right present night is back for another segment:

i didn’t take a pic but fedyas last words were in latin. and they were the words that in the bible, jesus said 3 days before he got resurrected. so maybe fedyas gonna come back??? idk i’m delulu

and that concludes the end of the first segment!!! link to the next one below:

prt 2

[jar0fjammie]

I guess now that i am gonna be more active on tumblr i should do an introduction.

HELLLLOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My name is Jammie!!! AND MY OLD ACCOUNT LOCKED ME OUTGGGRGRGRR😔😔😢😢😢😢

I AM GOING INTO SENIOR YEAR!!! CLASS OF 2025‼️‼️

I have Adhd, autism, Social anxiety (irl oof) and Depression.

I am a Transmasc non-binary aroace person which means i am NOT‼️‼️‼️ romantically attracted to people🔥🔥 RAGGHHHHHHH

i like to listen to music, play video games, and draw

Right now at 5/28/24 i like Homestuck, Amnesia, Team Fortress 2, Insane clown posse, mindless self indulgence, minecraft, Roblox, Tmnt, Sally face, Invader Zim, Total Drama, South Park/Hellpark, Figment, Ed Edd n Eddy, Wander Over Yonder, GEARTOWN (my own project teehee), Cookie Run, Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate insanity, CFMOT, Space, Bees, Pink Sheep, and to draw!

if you want to friend me on discord my tag (for now i cjange it a bit) is John_Egbert#3416 (if y buy me nitro i will kiss you/j)

If you do friend me dont be weird, cmon now that’s not cool 😕 also I AM A MINOR‼️‼️‼️‼️

My ABSOLUTE NO’S that will have you blocked faster than the speed are light are: Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism, discriminative of religion. Ped0hilia (like dude thats weird) annddd thats about it.

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[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 1 Reaction

Who's missed these from me. The screaming you all love to hate. Muah.

Beverly is so 🆒. I actually have no notes. Obsessed with Gates' hair it is On Fleek

Laris being the voice of reason and not being written out to make space for Bev? Very interesting.

Old communicator chirp noise my beloved

"No Starfleet" Picard: i know a guy 🥰 hello riker from starfleet who will contact seven from starfleet for help 😋

No one likes the phat ships 😢 Enterprise D it's okay honey we love you for who you are dummy thicc and all 🥺

RAFFI TIME RAFFI TIME RAFFI TIME

THERE'S MY GIRL

excuse me what did that orion slip in that plate to her i've watched this thrice and can't figure it out

NO??????????????????

"my girlfriend left me" NOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????

CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM MENTALLY UNSTABLE

GUYS NO PLEASE CMON I AM BEGGING

I DONT CARE IF SHES UNDERCOVER YOU CANT DO THIS TO MY GAY ASS HEART

GUYS PUT IT BACK I DONT LIKE THIS SHOW ANYMORE I DONT WANNA BE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE SEVENS LEFT RAFFI

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT.

Ngl seeing the dramatic Titan ship pan just reminds me of the gratuitous Cerritos ship pans in LWD which never fails to make me cackle

Titan theme is so beautiful. I think it's fast approaching my favourite just behind Voyager

The way it intersects with the TNG theme? Chefs mf KISS. Hit me with that shit I want it all

Seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Commander Annika Hansen" SHAW COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS 🔪🔪🔪

I AM AT MY LIMIT I ACTUALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE

Thanks! I hate it!

bby laforge 🥺 for to blorbo? me for blorbo? blorbo for me? for blorbo to????????

Picard telling Seven she'd make a great captain? My heart cannot handle this shit i'm out

Seriously guys i have to do next week with heart medication i was not made to handle this shit

"Should we tell Engineering we're going at lizard space warp 9.99"

At least the show is self aware that Picard is a bit of a fossil ngl, i respect that

Shaw eating blue meat 🤢 sir tf is THAT

Does shaw season his meat with blue raspberry kool aid. Quickly

I wish shaw a very ✨die✨ ❤️

Hate how Shaw treats Seven but tbh i respect a captain that can stand up to picard and riker. Like he's not wrong they can't just abuse their power that's long gone anyway

Also sorry Picard but you have got to stop bringing your own wine as gifts not everybody wants that shit

seven being 👁️👄👁️ during the meal is a mood because same

Love how Riker and picard just barrel ahead without waiting for or checking on Seven. Especially after how awful Shaw was to her. Way to use your friends guys well done gentlemen

"Good morning, sweet girl" raffi you are killing me

How does she look so good

Raffi having her vape horgl with her on the La Sirena is somewhat bittersweet

Headcanon that there are snakeleaf vines in her room. You are not allowed to disagree ❤️

jesus christ worf mysterious handler why the fuck would you pull up that personnel file 😭

RAFFAELA MUSIKER SHARES MY BIRTHDAY??????????? YALL BE FR I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE

GOODBYE I AM ASCENDING

WHAT

WHAT LITERALLY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCREAMING CRYING

i. raffi. same birthday. no. oh my god. oh my god.

oh, raffi... :(

How tf is Seven around on the bridge more than the captain. They're making her the not-captain captain of the titan and for what

Seven saying what i've always wanted to say like why yes i too would like to airlock picard for his audacity

Riker: grants permission to speak freely

Seven: speaks freely

Riker: no not like that >:(

Shaw being a snork mimimimi king was not on my picard s3 bingo but you know what. Mood.

Brain is too scrambled to take in the rest but

Oh my god

Loved the music

Welcome back my space moms

Oh my god this season is killing me already

In conclusion i'm delirious because they dropped the episode at 12am after i tried to watch streams of it twice on the world's shittiest wifi whilst travelling across the country. Happy premiere day.

[everything-i-couldnt-tell-u]

hi again

i cant tell you this directly so maybe ill just hope you'd see this here sometime before you actually do the thing youre planning. look… i dont wanna interfere with you with your decisions or tell you not to kys. its not because i want you to stay for me, i just dont wanna see you hurting yourself during the last moments of your life. i understand you have your own reasons and i dont really know much about you for me to say something to like convince you not to actually do what youre planning. i just dont want you giving up everything cmon. im in no place to ask you this and its too much i know. im sorry if i do sound selfish rn, but please at least treat yourself better and reconsider before actually deciding to leave… again im not asking you to stay for the sake of me or anyone, just uh maybe try staying a little bit more and i dont know, perhaps try to see first because there might be some things that will come that'll give you a little more reason to live? im really bad talking about these things and i dont really understand it well. yeah i know ive been really suicidal too before but i never tried it cause maybe i was a pussy? but maybe because i had different coping mechanisms. but as far as i remember, i was already deep down and despair and ive given up on death itself too because i felt like there's no point in doing anything more. i felt like even death still wont be able to give me what im longing for. maybe i just gave up on it and changed my coping mechanism and i told myself id f everything and after everything bad that happened id get my revenge and live a happy life one day, which probably wont happen but atleast id live happy believing that lie. but anywas pls dont actually do your plan yet man i havent seen you reach ur transition goals yet and the peak of your art career 😢

[akukisss]

give in

thoma x gn reader

tooth rotting fluff

a/n: ik the title looks like this is an angst but i promise it’s not, just some simple fluff, im writing this at school lets hope i dont get caught💪

“pleaseeee??” thoma said hugging you, he was a very sweet guy and you loved him very much but you would always tease him whenever he said he wanted kisses.

“nope, i’m not giving in thoma.” you whispered chuckling, he was getting sad about not getting kisses so you gave him a little peck on the forehead but that was it.

“oh cmon you gotta give me more than that!” he exclaimed, he was becoming rotten by the minute so, you gave him another kiss and another and one more just to top it off.

he melted immediately, it was funny what just a couple kisses can do to the man in front of you, you gently caressed his face as he looked up at you, he was too cute not to give another little smooch to.

“you gave in, looks like i win today!” thoma was always so competitive when it came to kisses, if you gave in he’d win and if you didn’t give in, you’d win but he’ll annoy you with kisses while you’re trying to sleep.

LISTEN I KNOW THIS WAS SHORT BUT I HAD 20 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK SO I COULDNT WRITE A LONG FIC😢

[riverstardis]

belief:

lmaoo jacob trying to figure out where connie’s from where “people can afford to be rude” and he’s guessing like oxford and that but when she refuses to answer he gradually realises she “pulled herself up from somewhere” but she still refuses to tell him where

ELLISSONS🤢🤢🤢

ohh this is the ep where jacob gets shot

that guy adding on to the racist graffiti “muslems out” so that it says “muslems out rages at racists spelling” lmao

poor guy :(

lmaoo connie asking jacob what the african couple were saying and he’s like “what so because i’m ‘african’ i’m supposed to know what they said? that’s racism in the workplace” and she like starts sputtering until he says he’s joking sjskdkkf

a guy in reception shooting a gun into the air😬

jacob going “where’s the nazi?” and connie’s like “who?” cmon girl keep up. jacob goes “the right wing guy. the acid attack.” and she’s like “roy ellisson? he’s in resus” jacob explains that he’s pretty sure it’s him they’re after GOOD LET THEM GET HIM not only does he deserve it for being a racist pos but they’ll also be saving cal’s life in the future

big mac unknowingly shutting himself in with the couple holding denise ellisson hostage💀

louise and alicia getting stuck in resus with roy ellisson and outside lily’s like “where are they they were right behind me” and someone tells her they’ll be okay and she’s like “it’s my patient i’m worried about” and dylan goes “she makes me seem warm sometimes” SKDKKFKF

jacob speaks hausa and arabic

alicia having to save roy ellisson by herself doing multiple procedures she’s never done before NOO DONT DO IT

i wonder if she ever thought about this after cal’s death :’(

jacob gets one of the couple’s guns off them right before the armed police come in and he’s pointing it at the woman and like ik they’re looking for black people and they know one of them’s dressed as a nurse but jacob is literally already putting his hands up by the time they shoot him. if they’d stopped to think for like a millisecond they would’ve realised it wasn’t him they were after and there’s no way in hell they would’ve just shot on sight like that if it had been white people they were looking for and a white person holding the gun. plus the police guy outside said they’d seen them on the cctv so they either didn’t show the armed police who they were actually looking for or they did and the one that shot jacob just didn’t care

the muslim guy who’s wife and son died invites robyn to pray with him and she’s like “is that allowed?”

she says the lord’s prayer alongside him praying on the prayer mat. is robyn christian? actually has there ever been a character who’s like actually religious because like even rash who we’ve been explicitly told is muslim doesn’t seem to be particularly religious (i’m thinking of when bea found out he was a virgin and asked if it was because he’s muslim and he’s like no but if my mum asks then yes because that reminds me of how i am about having been raised christian and still do christian stuff with my family while i’m actually agnostic but if my parents ask then i am christian yknow)

loll connie telling jacob she’s from peckham and he’s like “did you dad own it?”

if only roy ellisson had died here… cal would’ve still been alive😢😢😢