#CHICKENS

[wren-writes-things]

Sumatra and Silkies! Two of my favorite breeds.

Behold

[seabeck]

So why did the chicken cross the road

[smallerdelusions]

Dinovember Day 12: Heterodontosaurus

I'm in love with these chicken-sized beasts!

[fanaticsnail]

Life Update

Ophelia is currently resting on twelve eggs that belong not only to her, but her three flockmates too. We have been keeping an eye on her, and she is doing a good job keeping the babies warm.

In a couple of days, we'll candle them when she goes out to get herself some food, and see if any of them are viable. But judging by how broody she's been, there's definately potential for some chicks in the Snail House soon!

[a-literate-chicken]

Can I offer you a leaf in these trying times?

[froody]

my mom is soooo upset because she dropped and cracked one of her chicken’s eggs that she knew was fertilized. it’s her first time trying to hatch chicks and she was so excited. this was one of two eggs she’d seen moving while candling them. she feels so bad.

[victusinveritas]

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

Baby flamingo.

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[seabeck]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[certifiedchickenposts]

ummmm i have this tattooed???

Gallos con botas 🐓🤠

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[homeofhousechickens]

One of my birds won grand champion at a local county fair 😁😂

This is Sierra Mist! He used to be a pullet but his ovary got damaged so he transed his gender

[peregrinethegryphon]

Mfs who've never owned chickens: "Can you believe chickens are dinosaurs? lol what a downgrade."

Chickens:

[plush-pigeon]

two prints. chickens made last month and an osprey made back in March.

i know they're really messy but like whatever