#CHEWS ON MY HAHDS

[thoroq]

NOOOO, cause this whole “consort under the mountain” fic I’m writing is going to be so juicy?? They’re literally meeting and Thorin’s all, “looks more like a grocer than anything else” to Bilbo and this hot headed, flushed little angry baby is of course going to put him in his place!! oh oh and of course he’s going to do things that directly challenge Thorin’s right as his “betrothed” and thus also disrespecting his authority!! Culture miscommunication, normal miscommunication and idiots being idiots while pining for each other of course!!! 😳