#CATCH THE PLATE NINJA STYLE PLS REN

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❀A severe case of mistaken identity❀

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“For the last time, sir, I have no fucking idea where Master Yang is.” SooJung fumed through her clenched teeth, as what was left of her patience had already packed their bags, exited the country to become a hermit on a faraway mountain. In the same vein, her politeness (though realistically there wasn’t much in the first place) have also thrown itself out the window in the past few hours.

SooJung was at the very frayed ends of her tether, and if she hears the words ‘faster, what’s taking so long’, or ‘where is Mr Yang’ one last time –

Well.

SooJung wondered if she could convince Mr Yang to invest and sell some human skin leather. They were an expensive commodity these days, no? Unbidden, a sharp smile rose to SooJung’s face, as she slammed down the multitudes of plates with unnecessary force in front of her ‘esteemed’ guests. “By all means, dig in.” She said derisively. Tch. Taemin’s food was wasted on them.

Strutting quickly back into the kitchens for more plates and side dishes, SooJung’s thunderous, sulky face could give the sky outside a run for its money. What could be even worse: entertaining impatient; entitled guests, an irritatingly absent host, or the lack of attendants helping to serve the food? Picking up more trays than what was safe, SooJung stomped back into the dining hall, her ire reaching new heights.

If it weren’t for that monthly paycheck, SooJung would not hesitate to give Mr Yang a piece of her mind, preferably a decisive and painful strike towards his family jewels. All this effort for his dinner party, and he’s employing some kind of disgustingly political powerplay by not gracing his guests with his presence? Doesn’t he know that the role of the scapegoat in this situation would fall on the servants?

So engrossed in her mental slander of Mr Yang, SooJung was oblivious to how her sudden flurry of movement caused an imperviously placed tray to wobble dangerously. By then, it was already too late – the tray was already starting to fall off her shoulder. SooJung cursed at this course of events.

Apparently life could be even worse.

As life started its mockery of slow motion, SooJung could only helplessly watch as the plate slid closer to the love call of gravity.