#CARPETSUCKS

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What happens when a dyke and a fag walks into the bathroom and have a silly makeout session? That's right, you get me—

The ✨Dykefag Supreme✨

Phélan. 1998-born Sundanese Indonesian. Otherwise known as Mophead, a he/her [B]terodactyl mess that supposedly speaks basa Sunda, bahasa Indonesia, and English but still functions on a 2G connection buffers when it comes to communicating.

Don't call me "queer". I understand the utility of it as an umbrella term and accept it in that context, but don't call me personally with that term. Consider instead: spicyhet, pseudohomo, carpetsucker, and cockmuncher.

Ficblog | Visblog

[thomasafowler]

Battle plans to remove our redneck carpet are complete! I've had enough of our floors advertising to visitors we have two toddlers and geriatric pets who have decimated our carpeting. #reboot #house #flooring #carpetsucks #redo #dadsofinstagram #dadlife #letsdothis #carpet #home

[evidentress]

Thanks for your letting us borrow your muscle power today! #homesweethome #restoration #carpetsucks

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MOPHEAD (Phé)

He/her. 20s. Bterodactyl 🏳️‍🌈 Sundanese-Indonesian born and raised. Speaks bahasa Indonesia, basa Sunda, and English.

Fic blog (20+) → Visual blog → AO3 page →

Block on sight: blank and otherwise bot-looking blogs; TERFs/radfem and anyone who share their ideas, in particular gender essentialism; bi/pan-phobic people especially; people in support of death penalty. Block when I feel like it: anyone else that annoy me even slightly.

Don't call me 'queer'. I understand the utility and advantage of the word as a unifying umbrella term. I accept it in that context. Don't call me 'queer'. Consider instead: dykefag, slutty jiénsì, bisexual cissy, pseudohomo, spicyhet, carpetsucker, or cockmuncher.

To be anti-piracy you ought to be pro-universal accessibility: anytime, anywhere, on any device, and affordable to all.

The only real tag that matters is mmmeng!!!. • Tiggy :3 • JKB :3

[ID: A screenshot of the previously pinned post, saying: "my love for chinese idol musician dancer record producer actor BA CEO mentor Zhang Yixing simply cannot be understated."]

[cigaretteparfum]

a fagdyke. bisexual cissy. slutty little jiensì (GNC). if all else fails fall back on the old trope. like. whore. cheater. half-and-half. bihet. no!! SPICYHET. pseudohomo. oh my god am having way too much fun. petit bourgeoise: sex edition. why am i having fun this wasn't supposed to be fun someone stop me. carpetsucker. cockmuncher.

oh my god.