#CANT WAIT TO POST THIS ONEE

[boopernatural]

“gently” for the ask game, please!

"Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in"

oh you knew EXACTLY what you were doing with this one, didn't you friend?

I don't have a gently but I have a gentle!

“S-sorry,” Joel recants so fast it almost gives her whiplash, voice going smooth and gentle."

[ash-underdash]

SO THE SPOILERS FOR THE NEW CHAPTER, HM??

[ inspired by a post by @madamephantom ]

[randomfanfic1]

https://youtu.be/QbpZ1GwKdrc

Yeah, I get it. Ya'll mean. But I aint mad anymore. Had my bitch fit about it last night and I feel better after the best fucking sleep in my entire life in MONTHS. So, yeah, keep having your Town Hall meetings in my back yard at ungodly hours and if the cops ask just tell them I said it was okay because it's peak hours for Pokemon GO or something. But please let me sleep and if you want to update me on your thoughts or the situation please send me a super encrypted, anonymous email. Hell, even do it in memes if you're afraid I'mma syphon your energy to read it. At this point I honestly dont give a fuck and gonna enjoy doing other shit.

You can even keep whatever stuff you have of mine and furiously fap to it if you like behind my back or keep on your little crush or whatever - if that was actually a thing and I didnt imagine it or misinterpet the cards.

If later on you get the nerve to ask me out I'll say yes with no consideration to what has happened up until now. Just dont mention this until about until three months into us dating because I dont think I could mentally handle it until then.

If you need it - do seek out that psychiatric treatment like I suggested it but it's not a requirement to be in my squad - even at a distance. I completely forgive you and am not mad. Am still entirely enthralled that you made all this effort even if it were an elaborate prank. But after this I am done, though, and gonna train and learn as Becky's Padawan because she's an Asexual Jedi Master and I just learned about my Force Sensitivity before I leap into the Dark Side and become Darth Vader... Or heaven forbid - FUCKING KYLO REN. Cause ya'll drive me to that shit. And Becky's gonna have to pull an Armitage Hux as my bestie and collect data and figure out how to pay for the collateral and psychological damage caused my emotional fits. Lol

Yeah, as far as BOA, the J-Pop artist is concerned? "Done with the crying game." So, unless you approach me first I aint looking at anybody. Not because I'm waiting for you(cuz your stupid ass probably aint coming like everyone else - figures, right? Just what I deserve), but because I'm ragequitting my dating life and me and Becky are gonna be two old biddies living in a swanky witch house who have brownies for breakfast, scare the shit out of our neighbors(lulz), and are gonna die on the same day, at the same time, after we have epic battles of Backgammon throughout our lives(because that's my favorite fucking boardgame, FYI.).

I'm gonna get heavily back into gaming not as a form of alcoholism to cope with stress but because it used to make me fucking happy.

You already know about my desires with the PS+ Account and a PC tower cuz I know you done read that shit.

Aint nobody gonna be called on you. No report gonna be made. Keep going on with your real life and fapping life and let me fucking SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH PEACE OF MOND, TYVM.

Hate the shit that you violated me and turned world upside down but it was necessary for me to live again, get my shit together, and figure out some new life goals.

You are literally The Tower in my Tarot Deck. Still dont get it? Google an ondepth meaning for that or read one of my Tarot ebooks on it and figure it out.

And while I gave Ace my entire life in exchange as a payment for him overpaying for my spiritual services and saving my life from Tang after William? It's just a lifetime subscription service to my spiritual services and full commitment of sisterhood for the rest of the days of his life. Kind of like how Japan hires social workers or pretty young women to play "onee-san" to lonely, recluse Japanese men who hole up in their apartment and never participate in life again.

But you? I was gonna give you an all-access, non-refundable, non-exchangable(cant Karen your way out of this one) full subscription to my Eternity with my heart and soul and everything in there as an added benefit. But I guess you'll never hear that. The offer will still stand if you ever come to me sincerely without expiration. I wont wait, though.

Not gonna Tang just because of my promise to Ace - but because I gotta spite all ya'll mother fuckers who try to bring me down. Not just you and Bromance. Still gonna post on this anonymous account for you to peer at occasionally as to not spam or stress people out via DM. Already fucked up Ace over this. Not your fault. It's like the situation with inufandom and William. I got time to patch things up and MAKE THINGS WORK so I dont fuck up so badly like I did with them or any other bestie I had in the past.

So, until then? Asexuality/Aromanticism is thing but I can still have my pretend boyfriends but will not bother looking to RP those romances because that comes with expectations and heartache I literally cannot handle anymore.

Enjoy your day. Play a video game. Fuck up some bitches. Pay off your debt with Bromance. Keep your bromance with Bromance because you probably need the friendship or comfort(no longer worried about it).

Goddess bless you and thank you for guiding me through this Shadow Work because I would have denied ot forever.

#peace

#epvalleygirl

[onceuponafruitloop]

I'm the best

Carniccity: ill say things about them when im not sleepy

Faye: -shoves in tie's face- there's your dang business lady

Faye: I guess I'll wait until then cuz I worked hard to design 7 characters just now

Carniccity: fair enough

Carniccity: dad has the strongest cheek bones

Carniccity: pia wore the hat better

Faye: well he is the father

Faye: Pia is great

Carniccity: ara ara is that thing onee-sans say but thumbs up to that

Faye: none of that

Carniccity: elias on his shifter ipad

Faye: it's a picture frame plz

Carniccity: i cant believe aurel is the black adopted child

Faye: oh my god

Faye: please

Carniccity: europeans man

Faye: Ara is probably more Asian

Faye: Alois and Mina take after her

Carniccity: august was named after the month his parents had sex to make him

Faye: NO

Carniccity: mina's good

Faye: I guess

Faye: she's pretty and likes travelling

Carniccity: atila the hun is not good

Faye: don't be mean to him he's under a lot of pressure

Carniccity: pressure as head of the mongolians

Carniccity: he'll never be like his father

Carniccity: general patton

Faye: family expects him to be anyway cuz generic traditional family stuff

Carniccity: i got nothing on alois other than that his name is the same as that character fron black butler season 2

Faye: let's not talk about black butler

Carniccity: yeah no talking about aurel

Faye: noOH MY GOD

Carniccity: -self five-

Faye: Alois doesn't socialize much and keeps getting told to cut his hair but he would rather have it long

Carniccity: how come Pia has to be youngest why can't she be 6th eldest

Faye: cuz that sounds dumb

Carniccity: it;s fine for aurel cause he's inferior but Pia's better than that

Faye: my goood

Faye: I don't know how much more ways I can say that but it's just getting more and more exasperated

Carniccity: i cant believe patton has a hot asian wife and a adopted black kid

Carniccity: that's like the best celebrity ever

Faye: OH MY GOD

Faye: I'm never posting art ever again

Carniccity: amazing

Faye: everyone loves Pia and shes the only one capable of making their father just 180 from intimidating business man to Maes Hughes

Carniccity: that's a fearsome stand ability

Faye: no Carnic no stands here

Carniccity: you know who they cant stand

Carniccity: aurel

Faye: OHHH MY GOOOOOD

Carniccity: thanks joseph

Faye: I

Faye: God

Carniccity: so are alois and mina twins or something

Carniccity: why does he get to be the bronze medal

Faye: pretty much yeah

Faye: bronze what

Carniccity: 3rd place

Faye: idk he just is

Carniccity: it's probably because he's a man

Faye: I don't think it really matters anyway which of them is older

Carniccity: sexist pig patton

Faye: God

Faye: but yeah kinda

Faye: though he doesn't act manly enough I guess compared to his older brothers

Faye: and cuz he stayed around Mina a lot growing up

Carniccity: cause he's trans

Faye: I actually thought about that and wouldn't mind if he was but I didn't go deeper than that story wise cuz idk what to do with it

Carniccity: just jam it in there

Carniccity: like patton did with his hot asian wife

Faye: made a joke in my head that his girl name would be Alice then but there's already Aalis

Faye: also MY GOD

Carniccity: and elias is just like "why am i included in this post" and aurel is just like "cause youre already part of the family, babe"

Faye: [sends video of Joseph Joestar screaming in English compilation]

Carniccity: gucci

Faye: God

Faye: let me die

Carniccity: you didnt let me

Carniccity: so i brought down the thunder

Faye: put it back

Carniccity: your welcome

Carniccity: sleep time now

Carniccity: hope tie reads this and laughs

Faye: ughh