#CANDY CRUNCHERS

[cheaplolita]

[fenteii]

Not an introject, but I think you deserve literally all of the love in the world for you art. It actually looks like candy I am munching and crunching on every piece of art you make and sharing it with any of my friends that will let me yap to them. Also the way you draw Technoblade??? Perfect, gorgeous, amazing, cronch. Thank you and keep making art, king!

AAUUEEIUHH:(( the cruncher and muncher!! THANK YOUU AEHFGE i am glad I can provide you with little treats from time to time!

I haven't drawn techno in AGEESS but I definitely should again sometime :)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN!!! MY NEW PONY OC IS READY

Wither Pumpkin’s Pattern Patch: Whither you go, pumpkins aglow!

Wither Pumpkin keeps a pumpkin patch at the edge of the Dark Woods. She spends all afternoon wandering around, watering, tending, and admiring the her pumpkin friends, who all have names! When evening comes she picks up her chalk and uses it to draw a special face or pattern on the pumpkins, making sure it’s the one they will be happy with. Then her assistant hedgehogs nibble out the carvings, while she places specially made candles inside to make the patterns glow! The candles are made of the pumpkin’s stem and will always give light, as long as the new jack o’lantern is fed sweet snacks like raisins and candy corn. Wither Pumpkin gives these lanterns to anyone going into the Dark Wood to help keep them safe and happy as they travel. “I love the dark,” Wither Pumpkin chuckles, lighting the candle in her newest lantern, “I want to show off how pretty it makes everything, and give people a chance to explore it without fear!”

Her hedgehog friend, Snacker Lantern, is very proud of her creations and loves making pumpkin pies and tarts out of the leftovers. “Wither Pumpkin has an eagle eye for pumpkins!” says Snacker Lantern. “And I should know, because I do too!”

At the end of the night, Wither Pumpkin and her friend go home to her giant pumpkin house and curl up by the cinnamon and allspice fireplace to rest- but only AFTER making sure all the lantern lights have been safely blown out!   

Wither Pumpkin’s Pattern Patch playset: - Wither Pumpkin pony toy, with brushable mane and tail. - Green pumpkin vine themed hair comb. - Two smaller toy hedgehogs, Snacker Lantern and Cruncher Jack. - Hollow toy pumpkin with three swapable face attachments. - Smaller glow in the dark toy candle shaped like a twisting vine stem. - Pie tin toy container with baked pie top lid, able to hold all the pumpkin face attachments. - Large carved pumpkin house container, which unfolds in half and fits all the other toys inside.     - Back card with description and illustrations.

[ask-the-phox-gang]

Crystal Cruncher

"Hey Topaz, what's your favorite food?" "ILOVEROCKCANDYITSMYFAVORITEFOOD!!!!!!" Upon closer inspection, the thing Topaz is eating is not rock candy, and bears no resemblance to rock candy. What it DOES resemble, however, is an actual rock. Specifically, a quartz crystal. How it's not breaking her teeth, you have no idea. This art was commissioned from nosocksmonkey on Discord!

Posted using PostyBirb

[clementine-treat]

food log // 28 jan

black coffee // 2 kcal

vanilla & rhubarb skyr, green powder, raspberries and chia seeds // 171 kcal

sf energy drink and a triple chocolate protein bar // 128 kcal

a hazelnut & nougat protein shake // 188 kcal

mixed greens and mini plum tomatoes // 17 kcal

two mifu wraps (beetroot tortillas, mifu, light feta cheese, cosmopolitan salad, spinach, cucumber, light thousand island dressing and nutritional yeast) // 483 kcal

a blood orange // 70 kcal

black coffee and confectionaries (strawberry crumb and mudcake marble) // 87 kcal

sf ginger & lemon kombucha // 0 kcal

fiber corn crunchers // 65 kcal

total 1211 kcal, 101g protein, 14g fiber

projected tdee 2297 kcal, 12 760 steps, 65 zone minutes // 40 min on-and-off sideline cheer dance

deficit 1086 kcal

fasted 17h30

a lot of chocolate but i am still on my period

it didn't really get picked up by the camera, but the skyr became a lovely mint green with the addition of the green powder 💚

only ate 1/4 of the corn crunch candy bag

[glapplebloom]

Finishing this up before the finale of Equestria Girls

The Road Less Scheduled

Twilight Sparkle has everything scheduled to see everything she wants to see. But a trip made her phone collide with Bulk Biceps. With a non-working phone to see her scheduling, the idea is to follow someone else in the Festival. So after 10 seconds of considering her options...

The Micro Chips Option has the two going towards MC Dex Effex, a favorite musician of Twilight Sparkle. She’s been saying facts about the musician that Micro Chips corrects her on. She thinks she’s the biggest fan and knows everything about MC Dex Effex. The problem is she doesn’t, because Micro Chips IS MC Dex Effex. Imagine saying you’re a fan of Dean Ambrose and telling this to Jon Moxley. 

The Fluttershy Option has Twilight following Fluttershy to a band she’s going to see. But before they do, she has to get dressed for the occasion. Remember what VV tried to dress her as in the Rollercoaster Special? That’s how she’s willing to dress to see the Heavy Metal Band Bone Cruncher. Discord would really like this look. I know I do.

The Celestia Option has Twilight hanging out with Celestia, Luna and Cranky Doodle doing old school things. After all, they’ve been going to the Starswirl Festival for years. This includes exclusive hidden food vans. Twilight had a great time and learned a lot, having Celestia joke about Twilight writing a letter to her after every festival.

My preferred option is Fluttershy. For obvious reasons.

Sock It to Me

We’re out of the Festival and back to school as Rainbow Dash is missing a Lucky Sock. If she doesn’t have it, they’ll lose the game. So Rarity, Trixie and Bulk Biceps offer to help give her a replacement sock. So after 10 seconds of considering her options...

The Rarity Option has Rarity making a new sock for Rainbow Dash. It's so dazzling, anyone who sees it goes blind. And thanks to basically cheating, Rainbow Dash wins the game. Or should I say the sock since they all credit it for the win.

The Trixie Option has Rainbow Dash borrowing one of Trixie’s socks. She has a bunch of them and one of them is magical. It even looks like it is doing things on its own without Rainbow Dash’s input. After winning the game we find out the secret behind the magic: a rabbit was in the sock.

The Bulk Biceps Option is having Rainbow Dash wearing Bulk’s lucky sock. How lucky? He hasn’t washed it in 6 years. The smell is so bad, everyone is basically unable to compete. Meaning Rainbow Dash scores the winning game. But it turns out it was not a lucky sock. Bulk wanted to teach Rainbow Dash she had all the luck in her. But the sock definitely helped.

All these are pretty good, so I don’t really have a preference. Maybe not Bulk’s for the stinky sock.

Tip Toppings

After one of the best jokes of these shorts, Pinkie Pie became the 100th Customer and got the chance to get a free topping to go with her frozen yogurt. But she can’t decide. Applejack and Twilight offer to help but Fluttershy warns not to use her since she’s babysitting a bunch of animals. So after 10 seconds of considering her options...

The Applejack Option has Applejack suggesting fruits. But despite not knowing what to pick, Pinkie is trying to get candy toppings. AJ keeps stopping her from getting it when Pinkie tries to trick AJ. Candy Cherries since they look like cherries. But AJ sees through this and replaces the Candy Cherries with real Cherries. Pinkie enjoys it.

The Twilight Option has her make a scientific analysis of the toppings that goes well with Pinkie’s Frozen Yogurt. They eventually went with Chocolate Covered Walnuts but by the time she put them on the Frozen Yogurt was melted. Luckily Pinkie still drinks it despite its melting.

The Fluttershy Option has all the animals causing chaos and the three girls kicked out. Pinkie gets no toppings but a squirrel offers some crushed acorn... From their mouths.

The AJ one is my preferred choice. I love the conflict between Pinkie wanting something sweet to AJ wanting something more healthy.

Costume Conundrum

Bulk Biceps is hosting a Costume Party and everyone is invited. This includes Fluttershy who doesn’t have a clue of what to wear. So Rarity, Applejack and Sunset Shimmer offer to help Fluttershy figure out what to wear. So after 10 seconds of considering her options...

The Applejack Option has AJ finally getting to use a costume she wanted to use for a long time. She tried this with Sunset Shimmer who was uncomfortable with it, but Fluttershy is more than willing to wear it. They both dress up as a My Little Pony. From Generation 1. Sunset Shimmer is freaked out.

The Rarity Option has Rarity working on an outfit with Fluttershy as the model. It looks amazing, which means Rarity has her costume ready for the party. What about Fluttershy? She has plenty of spares that also look really good. Probably past costumes.

The Sunset Shimmer Option has her looking for something to make Fluttershy Scary. She jokes that she can’t see Fluttershy as a bat. Eventually she went with basically Cthulhu. And it is very elaborate. All the eyes blink when Fluttershy does. Amazing costume.

I’m going with AJ again because I like the idea of Sunset Shimmer freaking out about having to dress up as a pony when she is one.

Overall, one thing I like about this season is they got to use people outside the core seven. Heck, two of this set had options where only one of them was a choice. But again, shame Youtube destroyed the interactivity of these...

[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: Seventeen

Cast includes: Rose the DM, Alfie (yours truly), Truk, Patrick, and Bob (split custody between me and Rose)

Last week we had to do a double cancelation of the session. The original session was on Truk's player's birthday which mad it Truk's birthday.

Truk’s favorite candy is those mythical grandma candies that are strawberries.

Alfie: *unwraps one of those candies* Truk: *was on the other side of the castle* Hello Alfie: *jumpscared* uh do you want one? Truk: Yes. Truk can teleport. Just to places or people who have a strawberry bonbon

Before the session I got a dm from Rose" Rose: Seventeen You are the doppelganger. Good luck. Your goal is simple, get the party to go inside the strange tent Me: Does "Alfie" have Cruncher? Rose: Cruncher is with fake Alfie but in a magical sleep Rose: I'm changing your goal. It's to get Truk alone and kill him on his birthday. You were sent by Thozall.

We open with Rose being like "Where did we leave off?"

We left off with the pie eating contest.

Patrick wanted to crush the ring toss but we forgot to take into account the fact that he has muscles now.

We open in some unknown room in the castle.

We chat about what we're doing next. We have to go to Philidelphia.

But it's Truk's birfday and the real Alfie is baking the cake.

They're all vibing and fake Alfonse it trying to figure out how to get Truk alone to stab.

An 8'3 red dragonborn enters the room and Truk pounces on them.

This is Bragar. He is the king's personal guard and has been in Russia for 200 years. His kill count is 641. And his weapon is a warhammer. He does not wear a shirt.

Alfie has him beat. Alfie has a kill count of 729.

He bows before "Alfie" and "Alfie" panics and gives him a pat on the head cuz he doesn't know the protocol.

"Alfie": What's your kill count? Bragar: 641 "Alfie": *knows that Alfie has a high kill count* I got you beat. 700. Bragar: .... Well, any friend of Truk's is under my protection.

Bragar: I'm good with my warhammer. Truk: I'm good with my hands! "Alfie": I'm good with my teeth. *frothing at the mouth slightly* Don't worry I got my shots. Patrick: Is that foam or whipped cream? Me: Rose? Is it foam or whipped cream? Rose: ... Me: Eh I'll flip a coin. *goes on the quest for a coin* Rose: Heads its rabies, tails it's whipped cream. Truk's player: I can flip a coin. Me: I got a coin! *flips* ... it's rabies! IT'S AN IMPOSTOR! And in that moment THE REAL ALFIE WALKS IN WITH THE CAKE- Alfie: Happy birthday- WHAT THE FUCK?! Patrick: OH NO! Who's the real Alfie?! Bob: *walks in in full drag* Happy birthday~ Why are there two husbands?

So, there are two Alfies. One with a floating cake near the door and the other with baby Cruncher in a baby Bjorn. Which Alfie is the real Alfie?

Alfie: HE HAS MY BABY- Patrick: Which Alfie is the real Alfie? "Alfie": I'm the real one! Alfie: Why did I have to be cloned? Bob: What the fuck? Alfie: They didn't even get my eyes right! Truk: What is my real name? On the count of three. one two THREE! Alfie: Truk Alberk. "Alfie": Jonathan.

Truk: Bragar? Bragar: Yes, my king? Truk's player has Bragar cast Fire Strike on "Alfie" Alfie: MY BABY- Bob: NO- Truk: I DID NOT REALIZE HE HAD THE BABY- Counter spell. Alfie does not have counterspell. In Truk's mind, Alfie would be able to dodge. Truk: Bragar? Bragar: Yes, my lord? Truk: I give you full permission to do whatever you want to that one. And Truk points to "Alfie" Bragar goes to smash and "Alfie" just goes "ah ah ah~ That wouldn't be fun~" And he vanishes TAKING THE FUCKING BABY WITH HIm-

Alfie: OH NO- MY BABY- Bob passes out. He is unconscious. Alfie is in full disassociation mode. "happy birthday happy birthday-"

A butler comes in. Truk is suspicious cuz they only had female maids when he was a kid. Zariel made a change in policy. The male butlers must wear femboy maid outfits. The butler is just like "I'm sorry. I'll change into my uniform..." and goes to a broom closet and comes back out in a femboy maid outfit. Bob: *wakes up* Slay Queen! *passes back out* Butler: Zariel really likes us to wear these outfits Sea Biscuit: *in human form, sashaying through the halls dolled up* Bob: *wakes up again* Slay queen! *passes out* Patrick: HE'S AWAKE- dammit. Patrick tries to slap Bob awake Me: Roll to hit. Patrick's player: 17. Me: That misses. Patrick: How the fuck did I miss? He's unconcious! Me: Roll to hit at advantage. Patrick's player: 21 and 23 Me: That misses Patrick's player: WHAT IS HIS AC??? Me: 24. Patrick lines his hand up to Bob's cheek and double checks realigns his hand and rears back and- Natural 1. Patrick impales his hand on a rusty nail. 3 piercing damage.

Truk yells at Bob like really loud. Con save at disadvantage. DC save 16. Me: 8. I'm not even going to bother rolling the second one. Bob jolts awake. Patrick does not notice and slaps Bob with an unarmed strike cuz he was just rolling strength. Natural 20. 6 slapping damage and Bob shouts "FUCK" in british.

Truk and Alfie get a message from Thozall. "I have the little one. I think they'll make a good protégé. -Thozall"

Baby Cruncher definitely has a strong moral compass. And Baby Cruncher may be adopted but they're being raised by Alfie and Bob. Baby Cruncher DEFINITELY bites.

Patrick was offended by not getting sent a note and Thozall sends them a note shaped like middle finger with a bit of Thozall's blood on it. Alfie is going to use this to fuck Thozall over. The note says "You are an NPC. You don't matter" Patrick: Well that's thats rude.

Thozall: okay. Just kill the bug. Baby Cruncher; *picks up the bug and lets it outside* Thozall: *muffled screaming*

The party now has a large incentive to take down Thozall.

To take everyone's mind off of everything since we are not ready to take out Thozall Alfie is just like "cake?"

Patrick's player: I assume the cake is of Truk? Me: The cake actually has a chocolate sculpture of Truk standing victorious over Thozall's corpse on it. He sculpted it like you would with wood. Truk reaches into chocolate Thozall's chest cavity and pulls out a jellybean heart that glows and he squeezes it like it's still beating. Patrick: Why is it glowing? Alfie: Bob cast light on it, so it won't kill you or curse you. Truk eats the jellybean heart.

Patrick eats the jellybean heart from Chocolate Truk. For ten minutes he regains his cartoon form. Patrick is still mentally the same. he doesn't notice a difference. Alfie: THE TWINK IS BACK! Patrick: Bob has always been here... Bob: *scoffs* Well I mean I am a twink...

If someone eats a food enchanted by Bob something random happens. This has started a list I'm working on called "Bob's Chaos List"

There's a thing where Bob does the whole Happy birthday mr president thing a la Marilyn Monroe for Truk but make it platonic and at one point Bob drops his actual age and Truk is just: Turk: ... You know what? I don't think I'm into you like that anymore Bob: *exasperated in brit* FINALLY. Do you have any idea how long I've been trying to make you lose interest? We would never happen. Truk: *russian* I'm not into that age gap. Bob: Nor am I. That's just creepy. Truk: Yeah, that would be very creepy.

What happens to Truk when he eats the jellybean heart of Thozall?

He can cast Speak with Dead whenever he wants for the next day.

Truk realizes this and goes to run to the graveyard. Alfie grabs on. Patrick grabs onto Alfie and Truk zooms. Patrick has his cartoon form back right now, so his arm just starts stretching. Bob grabs onto Patrick and say "Wait for it..." *nyoom*

Truk makes it to the graveyard and walks to his mother and father's ornate gravestones. Patrick is slingshot between them.

And Truk uses the spell.

Samantha: Hello my son. What do you need? Truk: *tearing up* I just wanted to hear your voice... Alfie, Truk and Bob are the only ones who can see her since they can see through the veil and have truesight. Alfie waves a hello. Samantha: How have you been? Alfie: I'm good. I got married Bob: Hello! Samantha: Congratulations on get married you two! Bob: *blushes furiously* Alfie: We're not married yet. We get married later down the line.

Truk looks like a kid again as he looks at his mother.

Part of the reason Alfie was so present in Truk's childhood in Russia was so Truk had more memories of the good times. Samantha is happy that Alfie is keeping watch over Truk.

Truk uses speak with dead to have a ghostly family reunion during his last year as a mortal. "When I reach godhood I'm going to give you a real hug."

[scumgristle]

It is my pleasure to set the table of contents for CRINGE COOKING: RECIPES FROM N. CASIO POE’S CRINGE MYTHOS. 

Finally you’ll be able to whip up all those tasty dishes you’ve been reading about in my novels, such as…. 

Rosamund Roper’s Ranch Rabbit Peppers

Simon Gamulla’s Scorpion Reaper Turkey Tacos 

Haider Pilo’s Black Pot Bean Cruncher 

Ennis Traynor’s Secret Special Cheesy Burger Bagel 

Severin Gavel’s Skirt Steak Shark Sandwich 

Rueben Via Kiritsis 

Pixy Deville’s Lemon Frosted Blueberry Yogurt Muffins

Dr. Nudesco’s Upside Down Open Face Candy Cake

Valise Rotpule’s Double Stuffed Squid Platter

Mataille Legacy Homestyle Battered Chicken

The BLORT Melt 

Darla Ng’s Butterfly Honey Mustard Gator Rolls 

Antiochus Salvoy’s Purple Room Passion Salad 

More information coming soon. 

[ilynotes]

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[cjaralore]

Fake Candy Ads 🍭🍬🍫

🎃 On Halloween, Nix gives Max Sour Seagulls and Max gives Nix Nova Crunchers because Max hates sour and Nix hates spicy. 😝

[bluepoodle7]

#Armour #ArmourLunchmakersCrackerCrunchersHamAndAmericanWithCrackers #SnackReview

I tried the Armour Lunch Makers Cracker Crunchers Ham & American With Crackers and it was pretty good.

The crackers were crunchy while light and airy.

These crackers had a light buttery taste and lightly salty.

The ham was a little watery and light salty taste while also having a light ham taste.

The cheese had a light American processed cheese taste to it and was creamy while also a little salty but not overly to me.

The mini butterfinger that was included had a light chocolate taste with a crunchy lightly salty peanut butter taste.

This mini candy bar was sweet and salty but not overly of both.

I would eat this again and might try the other flavors.

Got at Meijer.

[sparklyfly]

[You’re just here for the heartbreak]

Flickr post here!

{Body} ♥ Head: LeLUTKA Kaya Head 3.1 ♥ Body: [LEGACY] Meshbody (f) ♥ Skin: [Heaux] Mimi - Blush *VE @ Blanc. ♥ Eyes: SOMEONE - Matrix Eyes - BOM - Black @ Blanc. ♥ Hair: DALGONA - I Wish GACHA - B (brown)

{Clothes} ♥ Palette - Arissa Outfit [Megapack] @Kustom9 

{Others} ♥ Candy Crunchers - V-Day Notepads - BENTO @Blanc. ♥ {Sakura} Valarie Nails - Fatpack @The Warehouse Sale

{Decor} ♥ LEMME..Wanna play? / Psycho @Dollholic ♥ LEMME...Forest creature lamp ♥ HIDEKI - SUNSET IN ROSE - ROUND SOFA (WHITE) ♥ HIDEKI - SUNSET IN ROSE - NAIL JUNKIE

{Backdrop} ♥ FOXCITY. Photo Booth - Contained

[momomuchin]

You can check the HQ here ⇠

● Hair: [monso] My Hair - Thais (s/ type A)  @Fameshed

● Skin: {HIME*DREAM} Ayane Skin Applier Genus - Milk  

● Eyes: {S0NG} Dusk Eyes FP - Catwa Applier @Uber 

● Eyelashes: ::SnowWhite:: eyelashes_koto_genus_HUD @Sanarae

● Nail: Casse lustre . gradation nail [FATPACK] Maitreya @Flora 

● Top: Vincue / Maggie Dress - Maitreya  @Bloom

● Earrings: DAZED. Love Earring  @Sanarae

● Choker: Vincue / Maggie Undie - Maitreya   @Bloom

● Rings: Candy Crunchers - Moon Bento Rings - Maitreya @Flora

● Garter: Vincue / Maggie Undie - Maitreya   @Bloom

● Decoration: 

- :HAIKEI: Leave Love Be GACHA @Sanarae

● Pose: Fashiowl - Gamegirl - 4  @Flora 

[sooyun-ichtama]

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[cheaplolita]

[tempestrosca]

#610-"BELT UP, BETTY!" Vinyl....Vintage Fair 18

#610-“BELT UP, BETTY!” Vinyl….Vintage Fair 18

“When words fail, music speaks!”

“Mischa” Bra/Overpants and Underpants all from CANIMAL

“Vinyl” pose from BELLEPOSES

“Moon” Manicure from CAZIMI NAILS

“Saida” Tattoo from .:AURICA:

“Vintage Rings” from CANDY CRUNCHERS

ALL AVAILABLE FROM VINTAGE FAIR : VINTAGE FAIR NORTH  / VINTAGE FAIR SOUTH

“Yuqi” hair from MONSO currently at COLL88

“Strawberry” Bento head from CATWA

“Lara” body from MAITREYA