#Cù Cuddle

[evilauthor]

My son is currently a raptor, but when he's not being a raptor, he looks like this:

So like...worth it.

[fountainpenguin]

Origin of the Pixies

Fairly OddParents ~ (August 2016 - Ongoing)

"Talk of these things should be reserved for fathers and sons. I'm Head Pixie. I'm your aldra mór, but I'm no one's daddy."

Head Pixie backstory longfic

Drama & Angst (I hear there's fluff in here somewhere...)

First-person POV

Dead Dove

Summary

After being infected with Wolbachia pipientis - the real-life bacteria that causes insects to reproduce asexually - Fergus Whimsifinado soon finds himself a single father struggling to provide for 500+ genetically-identical offspring he never really wanted in the first place. Suddenly becoming the first member of a brand new species means complex politics to deal with, a Pixie World to build, a shipping company and a therapy business to manage, and a budding interspecies war to survive... ... All on top of raising children.

Not Rated; Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

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Chapter Recaps | Gen 2 Pixies Sheet

Cloudlands AU - Detailed warnings & other AU info

More Fairly OddParents 'fics

This work has a largely T tone. Borderline M for themes like 'queen bee' insect people fighting to the death, getting abducted by Cupid's family for study, being forced into a will o' the wisp's harem to ensure milk for newborn Sanderson, and general themes of non-human reproduction, child loss, and war.

Head Pixie-centric longfic with a focus on:

- Growing up with freckles in insect society, where you're typecast as a violent "queen bee" who'll stop at nothing to defend his hive. Set Daddy's fortune aside for wergild; you're gonna need it. - Accidental selkie wife addition (Please don't send her back to Mom; she needs this job) - Local party boy struggles to prioritize fatherhood above raves - Getting abducted by Cupid's hot grumpy mom, who's absolutely willing to push you to your limits if it means she can unravel your biology and show you off to all her friends - Raising little worker bees... I mean, drone pixies who regularly need their faces licked for pheromone exposure or they'll cry - Cloudlands' most eligible rich bachelor rejects hugs because he fears bee-instinct cuddle death attacks; more at 11 - Building a company up from nothing. Gotta start somewhere- Why not with cupcakes? (Maybe cute kids are good for something after all...) - Raising an heir you're biologically programmed to kill... It's fine- Sis is raising the spare - Why did we think adopting a cù sìth that can steal your soul if you lie was a good idea? - The cool girl who founded the human godparenting division is afraid you'll hurt her with your big, scary muscles and she'd rather "just be friends." oh no. - WHAT midlife crisis? Hahaha... Don't read Chapter 37. - The war over godkids from "Balance of Flour" (Season 7); H.P. and his 4 eldest pixies are drafted on the Fairies' side. Huh... That's gonna cause issues with the whole "BFF with the leader of the Anti-Fairies" thing... - Divorce? Child loss?? Raising some anti-fairy kid with Anti-Cosmo? Uh-oh. - His hat is also a pen

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"I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone! I'm immature but I will stay this way forever <3" (x)

[fuwafuwamedb]

I'm going to jump on the topic of how attractive Cù is with, everything about him is attractive, his personality, his appearance, his combat capabilities. Caster Cù's smile makes my heart flutter, Lancer Cù is just yes, I want to cuddle Proto Cù and Cù Alter, holy shit can he do some damage and I can't help but remember the battle against him as the best battle I ever had in FGO and everyone I have fought after just hasn't done bit for me, 1000/10 would fight him again .

He’s so perfect. He’d crack open a cold one with the boys or just set that ol’ house ablaze if needed. He’s so resilient and spontaneous. I agree. I agree with all of this. We need more Cu. Absolutely more Cu.

[teatitty]

One of my cats seems to like Mini-Cù, she sniffed and nuzzled the plush I got of him when he arrived and I set him down on the arm of the couch. But then again she is a black cat and I heard from my pops black cats are extremely affectionate, (she is) I thought she was gonna start grooming and cuddling him like she does me. How do you think the actual Mini-Cù would react to a cat acting that way to him?

Confused at first but then secretly delighted. Finally a worthy steed for him to own!

[ceocu]

Romance Headcanons.

NAME: Seamus (Sèamaìs) Cù MacEachthighearna

NICKNAME: Wisp, Master Thief, Lil Cù/ Sionnach beag (family nickname), thief

GENDER: Agender (Determined Male at birth)

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Pan/Bi sexual. Panromantic (strong favour to masculine or simply strong folk)

PREFERRED PET NAMES: Seamus is not the sort to just accept random pet names, it's more so they accept it over time instead of having preference. Do they end up being close to the individual? Then pet names are okay and Seamus would have a favourite. Giving, Seamus does tend to lap people they meet into names, but they are not intentionally pet names. It's more so helping Seamus remember a face or trait. (Exmp. Seamus calls McCrees Gille-cruidh, which means animal herder/person who tends to cattle. Equivalent of cowboy.)

This does not mean Seamus' names cannot develop into pet names.

FAVORITE CANON SHIP(S): n/a (this is an oc)

FAVORITE NON-CANON SHIP(S): Seamus/revclverhelds McCree, these two got wonderful chemistry and now currently have a lovely and soft relationship. Seamus and Aoiryuujinshimadas Hanzo in the au we have is also very nice! I'm, of course, always happy for new ships and the developments.

OPINION ON TRUE LOVE: Overtly, Seamus does not believe in it. It only leads to pain and ruin. Deep down, Seamus believes in it and knows it takes time to find.

OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Extremely rare, but it is typically lust.

HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY?: Seamus can be very sappy in terms of compliments and love, but that's after being comfortable with the individual. It's normally some nice words, maybe a gift, and food. Candlelit dinners are more so food and movies or a nice breakfast. Soft romantic essentially.

IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS: Strong, powerful, yet still with a soft side. Powerful does not really equal to a six pack. Bonus for taller people. They like someone with a bit of give that can push back, yaknow?

IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS: People that have their mind set, the strive for something whether they know it or not. Typically go for calmer or more relaxed people. Accepting and can appreciate traditions. (Food loving is a bonus. Seamus is a food lover and wants someone to share the love with.)

UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS: While Seamus does have a rather malleable type, they do have aversions to certain traits. Overly large breasts, blonds, and lanky people tend to be avoided. Really twinky femme people are also avoided.

UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS: Loud, rambunctious, just generally an overactive mess. Being comedic or loud on occassion isn't bad, but if that's all that comes out? Uncomfortable. People with holier-than-thou attitudes. People who think they can become god.

Do doctors/scientists count?

IDEAL DATE: Seamus kinda has a stage of ideal dates. A farmers market trip to pick up ingredients or food for a picnic. Picnic on a cliff near a beach. Soft, yet rather romantic date.

DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?: Tall, dark, and handsome is one way to say it.

AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH: Most of Seamus relationships end up in some sort of tragedy, majorly because of their place in Talon. A couple of months tend to be an average length.

PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY: Cuddles, hand touching, if you manage to get to that comfort stage than touching their hair. Honestly...they are touch starved.

OPINION OF PUBLIC AFFECTION: Needs trust first. If trusted and not within Talon, Gods do they love it. Can get easily embarrassed with it, though.

PAST RELATIONSHIPS?: Seamus has had a couple. Their very first was an older agent that turned out to be a double agent that was using the vulnerable and tested on Seamus for information. It ended after drugged up Seamus accidentally outed him with some suspicious information. Another was just a higher up agent with a 'thing' for younger people, especially agents that came from the lower levels. It ended when the higher up was able to take Seamus virginity.

Tagged by: @aprimespecimen

Tagging: @aoiryuujinshimada @talonsaconite and anyone else who wants to do it.

[teatitty]

Say someone puts up a corkboard in Chaldea and tells people to post what they think of art on the board,it been a week and someone has placed a picture of Lancer Cù's thighs, a picture of Dia smiling, a picture Fran drew, a picture of Fionn getting smacked with a salmon after one to many jokes during a camping trip, Emiya in one of his many aprons cooking, a picture of Gil's butt with a sticky note attached to the picture commenting how flat his ass is, what else could be seen on the board?

Asterios cuddling Euryale, Medua Ana and Gorgon playing monopoly, the archers having an archery content, Tawara in general, Merlin getting drop-kicked by Fou, Romani asleep at his desk, Da Vinci with crazed eyes zeroing in on a terrified Hans, you know the usual shit