#But yeah controversial opinion 1? Gr8 start.

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OH FUCK yeAH HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN I GET TO UNFOLLOW METopic: Unspecified.

IT’S TIME TO TALK OF A SHIP THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND I DON’TOHOHOHO KIDS PREPARE YOURSELF BECAUSE I AM GOING TO MAKE AT LEAST qUITE A BIT OF PEOPLE UNFOLLOW ME.Because I do not think Ou.m/a/mi would work as a couple, or even friends.

Let me explain.

So Oumami is a ship that everyone bends over backwards for, because they really fucking like it. And here I am being a petty mega bitch because other people ship something. Lol, and I’m not saying you can’t ship them, if you ship them that’s gr8 and u managed to get the two to work past their flaws to be together. And that’s hella rad. Go character development.

However, first before we talk about the ship we have to talk about the characters.Mostly Amami really, because I like him more lol. Sorry grandma, I like piercings more.So what do we know about Amami? Well, he’s a cool guy on a mission to find his sister(s??) that he lost around the world somewhere, and he’s a pretty cool and levelheaded person. He cares about others, but also works towards his goals. He looks secretive, and suspicious, but beyond that he’s a guy that is just nice. And cool. And mature. Yet everyone seems to forget that he really dislikes childish things and thinks with logic. He can have fun, he’s a fun guy I won’t deny that, but things that are immature or just… confusing or nonsensical aren’t things he enjoys or likes to do. Like, let’s look at Salmon team for an example. A lot of the things that would be considered, childish or nonsensical (such as “play dominoes with the movie boxes” or “Let’s go in the freezer” or “Let’s balance a tower of books” or “let’s take off all our clothes”) get reprimanded with things like “dude what no that’s really inappropriate behavior” or “act more like your age” or “lol what no nice try.” He doesn’t?? Appreciate childish or just disrespectful behavior,, or like… ppl assuming things about him. I mean I’m sure a lot of people don’t like that latter part but like, it’s just?? Respect is something he works off of I noticed, whether it be respect for himself, respect for the environment around him or respect for others (as shown when he enjoys cleaning quite a bit). Like Toujou, he won’t do stuff he’s not okay with just because someone suggests or asks him to.I get really pissy when ppl think Amami is like this ‘lol radically memelord smonk weed and have a gr8 time’ when in actuality he’s probably one of the most real and down to earth characters in the game. He prolly does appreciate a good meme, but he’s more like a radical parent that would know what the internet is.So let’s talk about Grandma, I mean Ouma.Ouma is someone that hides under layers. These are things such as layers of deceit, lies and whatnot so others don’t pay attention to him (or just actively despise him) so that he can do his secret bidness without anyone watching (such as write on that goddamn whiteboard). Ouma pushes boundaries of people and pries into them and their personal lifestyles, being invasive to get answers and being able to hide under the excuse that he’s just being his dickish self. He’s not afraid to play dirty to get what he wants, such as having Gonta commit murder so that he looks more like an asshole than he already was (i mean there were other solutions to C.4 he literally had Gonta kill on purpose even if Gonta agreed to it the fact that he set up the idea of ‘mercy killing’ everyone was entirely to be a dick to everyone), and he knows that not everyone or hell even fucking anyone is really going to like him for doing this shit. He knows that and does it anyways to complete his agenda.So what about the ship?Well, Ouma’s a real jackass. He holds no really redeemable traits (unless you want to dig for them through his lying dickish personality but why would you want to brefriend an asshole? Really), and he’s not afraid to call others mean things or do mean things to achieve his goals. Now it may be because of the fact that he’s a liar, and Amami would find that interesting, but I can’t see Amami willingly becoming friends with Ouma, let alone dating him.It’d be more like…. trying to dissect one another, w/ Amami being all secretive and Oma being the lying sack of shit he always is. An odd morbid fascination with each other that they wanna look into further.But their behaviors and personalities? I don’t see those inter-lapping v/ well, what with Ouma being the childish bag of dicks he is and Amami having to act like his damn parent, I don’t see them getting along like… at all. Amami would find him annoying and disrespectful and Ouma would find at first that he was getting on the nerves of the mysterious guy to be fun, but then quickly gets unamused because Amami doesn’t fall for his shit and won’t take his shit either.Call me the gay hatertm, but I just can’t find this ship working lol.But that’s my opinion.