#But it IS an attrocious record

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You could could show a Beatles fan "philosphy of the world", tell them it's a rare early Beatles recording and they'd tell you how great of a song it is.

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Miami, ever suffering: Lads, I need a word.

Brian: What did Roger do now?

Roger: Oi! Fuck off, I've not done anything!

Freddie: Yet

Roger: You can start. Where were you this morning?

Miami: lads.

Freddie: having breakfast.

Roger: not in this hotel, you wasnt

Miami: Really, I need-

Freddie: I got room service

Roger,scoffing: the record company's not paying-

John, to Miami: Maybe if you just tell us and then they'll catch up when they stop bickering?

Miami: Fine. Do any of you want to go on This Morning to discuss the cost of increasing , um.... Menstrual products?

Roger: - had was a piece of toast! ... Wait what?

Miami: you'll have to decide quickly because that segment is on in an hour and we have 40 minutes to set up in a broadcast room because there's no way we can get you up to Liverpool in time for an in person conversation piece.

Brian: ...

Freddie: increasing? How much are they to begin with? I've never had to buy any

Miami: Well...

Roger: too much!

Brian: The washable ones even more so but who has access to sinks in hotels?

Roger: or shitty bedsits

Brian nods

John: Thank you for the offer, but no

Roger: go on, I will.

Miami, wincing: it's live.

Roger: and? I've done live television before!

Freddie: before the watershed?

Miami: Brian? Do you want to go with him?

Brian: .... No.

Roger, pointing to Brian and John: this exactly why I'm going. We shouldn't be afraid to talk about this stuff.

John: we are an apolitical band though

Roger: yeah who wear make up and dress in drag. We are completely without any political opinions at all. Look, I wont say anything against the government or her majesty the Queen, okay? I'll stick to the point.

Miami: Brian are you sure-

Roger: oh leave him alone. He can't let his Dad hear him talk about such private things like periods, the world might end.

Freddie: the whipping kink on the other hand....

Roger: 😄

Brian: as I explained. That wasn't about me. I overheard-

Miami: we really have to rush this, lads. Roger you're definitely going?

Roger: yeah. Let's go talk about the cost of pads!

Miami: and Brian??

Brian: no thank you

Roger: *sighs* one day.

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Judy: ... where your next meal was coming from.

Roger: exactly! It'll never leave me. Which is why I'm here today to say it's really attrocious. We've got people barely scraping by as it is. What is the government doing, letting these companies increase the costs like this? It's a medical need

Richard: are you saying... Are you perhaps suggesting the government should be subsidising the cost? Or maybe even providing them free?

Roger: hmm... the others might not agree with me on this so bare in mind I'm not speaking as a member of Queen but just myself but... Yes. If you're injured, you get a free cast. If you're diabetic you get free syringes. So yes, why the fu- ...udge not?

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Freddie: so much for apolotical

John: at least he saved himself from swearing

Brian: how... how... how... I mean he just... how

Freddie: change the record dear, yours is obviously broken.