#But infact they are delusional clowns

[maipareshaan]

I feel like i haven't seen Samblr in forever and probably a lot of them just don't exist now idk at all but like Deanblr is so reactionary about Deancrit all the time like idk what wars are going on but my god they are always whining about it lol

[jimmawww]

Fujo 1: Ohmygosh ITS MAKOTO YUKI!!! Be still my beating heart...

Fujo 2: ummmmMMMM exCUSE you! That is Minato Arisato, my beloved

Fujo 1: eugh, yeah whatever, enjoy your ‘canon’ that only 5 people care about

Fujo 2: Well I’ll have you know that it IS canon and you are delusional for not thinking so

Fujo 1: Thats fiiiiiiine~, as if I care what an uggo thinks

Fujo 2: um, WHAT? *scoffs* Rude and vapid, the perfect combo for a braindead ‘fan’ and I can tell you’re soooooo pretty, looking like a circus clown with all that foundation

Fujo 1: Wow, petty too, if Makoto saw you irl he’d think you were a shadow, oh noooo wait even those get more attention than that thing you call a face

Fujo 2: WHORE

Fujo 1: BITCH I’LL-

Redditor: uhhhhh ladiesh, ladiesh, pleashe calm down, I come in peashe ash an ambasshador of enlightenment, heh. Obvioshly your primal inshtincts kicked in when you shaw this very realishtic portrayal of an alpha male which I might add I share many characterishtics with. May I shimply point out that the shtage play usesh the moniker Shakuya Shiomi, a mosht realishtic Japaneshe name, and perhapsh due to the live venue making it meta, even more canon?

Fujo 2: um, what?

Fujo 1: ew, go away

Me: What if we just called him ‘Phones’, yknow cuz of his headphones, that’s like his thing and- like Neku’s nickname from the world ends with you, uh haha ummmmm....

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Fujo 2: OHhhhhhhhhhhh~ its Soji-san, ugh he’s so dreamy~

Fujo 1: S-soj-? I- come now, we both know THAT’S Yu Narukami!

Fujo 2: Yeah..... once again only late adopters, out of loop call HIM that, sorry you won’t be able to keep that in your ADHD head

Fujo 1: HIS NAME ON THE WIKI IS LITERALLY YU NARUKAMI, ITS CANON

Fujo 2: For surface level appreciators who are ignorant about creative chronology, like you, yes its perfectly fine, plus those sites are always run by people who need to validate their own headcanon

Fujo 1: OH MY GOD just call him by HIS OFFICIAL NAME, WHO TF RECOGNIZES SOJI!!! Imagine trying to RP and you persist in calling him something nobody knows besides you and your clique of loser friends if you even have any

Fujo 2: You couldn’t write your way out of a grade 2 spelling bee, besides its not my JOB to educate STUPID C***S!!

Fujo 1: F*** YOU!!!!

Redditor: Ladiesh, pleashe! All theshe horomones getting out of control, but around my mashculine, rational typing its undershtandable. Ishn’t thish a little shilly, after all the character in the game ish called whatever you wish, infact he ish shupposed to be an ekshtension of the player. Shpeaking of - you may watch my playthrough of Pershona 4 Golden [PC] with commentary here on youtube, its rather impreshive if I don’t shay sho myshelf. If... one of you dishtinguished ladiesh would like any tips, I’d be happy to give you a pershonal dishcord call.

Fujo 1: why is he still here

Fujo 2: omg he’s more cringe than Jason

Me: Uh, well... we could just call him ‘Glasses’ since he, y’know that’s his most noticable trait. Or uhhh even ‘Megane’, when he’s in the spirit world and uses his pers.....

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.....or not

Fujo 1, Fujo 2, Redittor: ZOMG ITS JOKER!!!1!!!!!11

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