#But if it'll aid my gator
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I started messing around in Canva and this is what happened. Lol
#elvis#elvis presley#Elvis and Gatorade#It's supposed to work 12 times faster than water#It already looks used#But if it'll aid my gator#Any port in a storm#Gatorade#Aid your gator#hydrate early hydrate often
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So while I'm doing my 6 mile training run this morning for the Memphis St Jude half marathon in December the track where he talks about the Gatorade came on my Spotify. 🤣 Ok E, I'll aid my gator even if it already looks used.
Elvis Gatorade/wa wa/throwing water compilation
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#Elvis#elvis presley#Elvis and Gatorade#It's supposed to work 12 times faster than water#It already looks used#But if it'll aid my gator#Any port in a storm#Gatorade#Aid your gator#Hydrate early hydrate often#Memphis St Jude half marathon#Running
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IIIIII want to hear the nsfw franco headcanons. pretty please w a big cherry on top and sprinkles and whip cream PLEASE
Here are my headcanons, under the cut. I dont have like a ton but here are my thoughts! : v : )/
( tw flashing image ) just in case
-I personally think his foreplay game is strong, probably the strongest thing he has. The reason I think this is because he knows he is about to ask whoever he is doing to do some weird shit with him. So like, he over performs and does really incredible warming up. It's a pride thing, or sometimes even just fueled out of pure spite. God forbid the person laugh too..
-i remember a document mentioning the girls at the gator hook lodge not wanting to engage despite the money franco was dishing out, because of something to do with his hygiene. This was too vague for me to understand what it was specifically referring to. I wanna think it wasn't anything to actually do with his genitals or like STDs of sorts. I think outside of trial carnage, he can clean up extremely nicely when he wants to. he lived a luxury lifestyle so i think when he wants to "wow" he absolutely will, especially if that means its going to get him laid that night. - his dick is out in the comic and it does look maybe a little under average, but genuinely im not sure. i think he's a clean average maybe erect who knows very basic list of things i think about him: -face sitting -oral is his favorite activity, this is the #1 -probably a dry humper/thigh rider -clothing on (getting his expensive suits messy because he's so desperately horny it's sad and pathetic, ykno, to aid the humiliation kink) -tit sucker ,tit fucker -probably claims he's a great masseuse -maybe a fancy lil drink before and smoking a cig after sex -gun play, probably (whatever this entails make your own lines but like.....LUPARA IS THERE SO!! THATS HIS BIG FANCY CAR. YKNOW.) -he is a biter, and he will leave marks (and his teeth marks will be so specific it'll be kind of cute in a way) -the little brat needs to be taught how to do proper after care because based off of how he talks about himself (and sex workers for that matter) i know he has no fucking aftercare etiquette at all so someone needs to beat that into him
thats all i got for now off the top of my head!!
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info post!
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hi i'm sasha orbleglorb. i use he/him and they/them with no preference. this post is going to basically be a little intro post/guide to my blog. it has my tag system and stuff for wip wednesday/OC ask games, because i rb a LOT of those. it'll be updated every now and then :]
palestine & fundraisers
pt: palestine & fundraisers
i receive a lot of aid requests sent via asks from those in palestine! seriously, i get about 10+ a day. i usually only get on tumblr once a day or once every few days, so i just spam a bunch of fundraisers and dip. i won't bore you with the details, but this method is no longer working out, and i fear isn't helping paleatinians. all of this to say, all fundraiser and mutual aid posts will be running on a queue from now on. time-sensitive fundraisers will either be shared on the spot or bumped to the top of the queue. my queue posting times and amounts will constantly be updated to allow a good amount of fundraisers get posted a day.
keep reading for my interests, tag system, and ask game stuff!
interests:
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blaseball, terrorball (probably what i post about the most atm), the magnus archives, lost media, my ocs, other ppl's ocs, funny little animals
tag system
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#undescribed - images without an image ID
#id in alt or #id in alt text - images with the ID in alt text, but nowhere else in the post
#not screenreader friendly - posts that include formatting that is hard or impossible for screenreaders to read. this includes special fonts, even the ones on tumblr. this does not include bold, italic, bigger, or biggest fonts.
#colored text - posts with colored text. as far as i know, colored text is readable by screen readers. but it can cause migranes and be hard to look at, so i have a category for it.
#romanceposting and #affectionposting - posts that include romance/physical affection. tagged for those who are romance/physical affection repulsed (in this case, physical affection will always refer to kissing/making out/things of that nature)
#later gator - posts i have saved for later
#save for later - practical posts i want to reference later
#insert a queue pun here - queue tag
#sasha lore - posts about my personal life & general things happening with me. negative/bad stuff tagged with #rant and #vent
#asks 4 sasha - ask response tag
#eyeball emoji. hey - ask game tag
#orble art insp - posts that inspire me artistically
#orble art ref - art references
#orble art - art tag
#orble writing - writing tag
#blaseball (organizational) - blaseball posts i make that i don't want to maintag, but would like to organize somehow. i do this with multiple fandoms, and they all serve the same purpose.
#firewalker with me friday - every(ish) friday i reblog the song "firewalker with me" by the garages
#sidelined sunday - same as above but with "sidelined" by the garages, every(ish) sunday
#wip wednesday - an ask game where i post my wips & ppl can request snippets (more info below)
#wip wednesday works - snippets of wips i post on wip wednesday
ask game stuff - OCs, favorite characters, ships, fic wips
pt: ask game stuff - OCs, favorite characters, ships, fic wips
i reblog a lot of ask games that are about OCs, ships, and WIPs. because i'm a blaseball fan, and blaseball has no canon, i also like it when ppl send blb players for OC asks! so, if you want to send an ask but don't know what to ask about, here's a list of things for when i share those ask games:
👤 OCs - Original 👤
these are my OCs i created for my own original world! bold = important to the main storyline or many storylines
most used/fleshed out ocs (bolded are main characters): alejandro salinas, arthur murphy (that's the only ref i've posted), connor shrapner, diego salinas aguilera, dhia hassan, ezra hoffman, gwen shrapner, hannah abrams, leylo gromit (nee wright), manea, marcos salinas rojas, nicostratus dreadful, silas vanderzee, terrell newman, william shrapner, and zach schneider (nee wright)
ocs with a decent amount of lore: amos salinas (nee wright), catalina salinas flores, dolores rojas velásquez (salinas), christopher shrapner, callum ferreira-cohen (nee wright), danika murphy, gabriela flores salinas, james voland (nee wright), luke fullmer, martín salinas flores, mallory shrapner, matthew norman, ryan kishimoto, opal dreadful, ornias dreadful, penny dreadful, rowan wallace, taylor wallace, timothy "mothy" miller (and dreadful but dw about it), wilbur wright, and valerie schneider
other ocs: aidan thompson, aliyah anderson, carlos salinas castillo, cecil weaver, camilla salinas rojas, cynthia wright, daniel ferreira-cohen, gilberto flores martinez, henry milburn, indigo milburn, irene salinas, jackie ong, jamari moore, jessica, josé salinas pérez, john perez, maría concepción castillo gonzález de salinas, margarita salinas castillo, mei, mercedes aguilera, molly mae wright, nicole murphy, oliver wright, peter wright, rory wright, sergio ferreira-cohen, wendy ong, and zellie anderson
⚾️ OCs - Blaseball ⚾️
ILB management: caroline sweatblood, riley munson
baltimore residents: miss annie, devonte, DD/delivery driver/cheska (kind of a collective oc but i have gone way off track with it), ezekiel bernstein, lorenza benedetti/signora benedetti/mrs. benedetti, vincenzo benedetti/signor benedetti/mr. benedetti, amber lin, lucy lin
houston residents: priya khan, antonia torres valdez, ceren göre, zeynep göre, yağmur göre
📼 TMA OCs 📼
UK-based: maxie wellerman, unnamed bc i keep forgetting lol
american avatars: shantae washington (eye avatar), tash norman (stranger... aspect? avatar?), alphie weaver (web avatar), cliff conway (vast avatar), tilly crawford (buried avatar), clarabelle (spiral avatar/aspect)
‼️ Favorite Characters ‼️
blorbos that are basically my ocs: conditional yuniesky (i call him yuniesky torres), chester abu-zaid (nadeem abu-zaid and his service dog, chester), fletcher berger, mindy khan
blorbos that are not basically my ocs, but i have a lot of lore for them that others do not: parker macmillan, megan ito, new megan ito, clare ballard, mike townsend, tillman henderson, declan suzanne, lenjamin lin, flattery strewnberry, juke gnocchi, bees gorczyca, sevgi gore, rivers javier, any of the coronation spies
blorbos that sit in a weird in-between of those two categories: alexandria rosales
terrorball: jonathan grolon, marielle, ava jayonut, gunner irons, lelani blackberry, selene nathge
tma: jonathan sims, melanie king, oliver banks, mike crew, agnes montague, harriet fairchild
💞 Ships (and some characters): 💞
Here! (needs updating)
🖊 WIPs: 🖊
fic wips: every other wednesday(citation needed) i do a little thing called wip wednesday, where i share a list of my wips and ppl can request a snippet of each wip. the most recent wip files post (which will be tagged as #wip wednesday) will be the most reliable for this.
thank you for reading!
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Aid your gator everyone! Hydrate!
"Gatorade, man" ⚡
Elvis fooling around onstage.
November 12, 1970 (8:30 pm) at The Coliseum in Seattle, Washington D.C. Crowd: 15,000. EP is wearing the Fringe suit with a green macrame belt.
#elvis presley#70s elvis#elvis fandom#elvis#Gatorade#Elvis and Gatorade#It's supposed to work 12 times faster than water#It already looks used#But if it'll aid my gator#Any port in a storm#Aid your gator#Hydrate early hydrate often
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"If it'll aid my gator. It's supposed to work 12 times faster than water. So if I leave the stage in a hurry just hang loose, I'll be right back man."
I love this clip about the Gatorade haha I was showing it to my other half this past weekend cause he hadn't heard it and I quote it all the time.
Lol he’s actually looking at me and not that glass..
LMFAOOOOO. Why can I hear this picture?
“This is Gatorade.. Looks like it’s already been used.” 😂😭😭 I know he said this in the white suit but we know he probably was saying it here as well
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